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Chapter 493: New Three Kingdoms Complaints! Cao Cao: I am a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty!
Chapter 493: New Three Kingdoms Complaints! Cao Cao: I am a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty!
The video introducing steel coils ends.
The ancients were quite knowledgeable.
The dangers of transporting steel coils and the oppressive feeling of encountering steel coils on the road.
The ancients already had a full understanding of this after watching several previous accident videos.
Now, the ancient people, especially those ancient emperors were interested in.
The steel coils seem to be no bigger than a carriage.
It turns out that it is actually several tons, or even dozens of tons of steel!
And how can such heavy steel be rolled into a roll?
This makes transportation to all parts of the country convenient and fast.
The strength implied behind this is extremely exaggerated.
Liu Che: "The industrial capacity of this future generation is too strong. Just a steel coil has such terrifying power..."
"It would be nice if the big guy also had steel coils."
"Several steel coils rolled slowly along the official road and rolled to the border."
"It will be able to solve all the weapons needs of the entire northern border army of the Han Dynasty, right?"
"No wonder there are tanks, airplanes, robots and the like in later generations."
“There’s this steel industry as a foundation.”
“It is indeed a product that can do many miracles.”
And in the Jin Dynasty.
Sima Zhong also felt uneasy when he saw the strong steel coil.
Then he said puzzledly:
"According to what Tianmu said, pulling steel coils is so dangerous."
“Why do those truck drivers still do it?”
"Don't want to die?"
"In particular, I have seen many large trucks that do not follow the regulations that only allow them to pull one steel coil and are equipped with special fixtures."
"It's a rough method of pulling several coils of steel at a time."
“There’s no professional fixer either.”
"You know it's dangerous but you still want to pull it. If it were me, I would definitely not pull it."
And a new sky soon appeared.
What appears is the content of a costume TV series.
Thanks to the sky curtain that appeared before.
Many ancient people recognized it at a glance.
This TV drama is a later TV drama about the Three Kingdoms.
It's called the New Three Kingdoms.
The protagonist in the camera is Cao Cao, who comes to the residence of Prime Minister Dong Zhuo.
[The plot of this section is that Cao Cao offers his sword. ]
[It is also a very classic plot in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. ]
【Cao Cao could not bear the thought of Dong Zhuo occupying the capital and causing chaos in the government.】
[At this time, Cao Cao, who was still a passionate young man, decided to assassinate Prime Minister Dong Zhuo under the pretext of offering a knife. ]
Outside the sky.
When Liu Bang saw this, he was a little confused at first.
"I looked at the sky before."
"I know Dong Zhuo is a bad guy, but Cao Cao is the worst of the bad guys who are harming our Han Dynasty."
"But now, Tianmu is saying that Cao Cao risked his life to assassinate Dong Zhuo in order to eliminate the traitor?"
"Cao Mengde, a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty?"
"Isn't this inconsistent with Cao Cao's character?"
This content did surprise Liu Bang when he first heard it.
But Liu Bang changed his mind.
Maybe the dragon slayer will eventually become the dragon?
"It seems that Cao Cao also thought about serving the Han Dynasty loyally when he was young."
"But speaking of which, the traitor Dong Zhuo was at least a prime minister."
"Why is his mansion so unimpressive? Could it be that Dong Zhuo is a traitor who creates a frugal image for himself?"
Canopy.
【Cao Cao: Cavalry Captain Cao Cao pays homage to the Prime Minister.】
【Gatekeeper: Oh, Sir Cao, please come in quickly! 】
[Cao Cao: Don't you plan to search my body to see if I have any hidden weapons? ]
[Gatekeeper: Body search is for outsiders, not for the people of the DPRK. Please come in.]
Outside the sky.
Cao Cao, who was watching the sky curtain, had a frown on his face.
When I first saw the words on the sky curtain saying that I was full of passion for the Han Dynasty and was going to assassinate the traitor Dong Zhuo.
Cao Cao was quite happy. After all, in real history,
There is no such story as Cao Cao offering a knife.
And now, by performing this segment on the sky curtain, can't he establish his image as a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty?
Although Cao Cao also knew it through the sky curtain.
In later generations, it was his own Wei Dynasty that replaced the Han Dynasty.
But isn't this still not replaced?
As long as you don’t do it.
Then I am still a Han minister.
The assassination of Dong Zhuo by Tianmu just established himself as a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty.
But Cao Cao was full of expectations.
When I saw myself getting ready to enter the door, I could no longer hold back.
"I have always been suspicious by nature."
"Why are you so careless when you are preparing to assassinate Dong Zhuo with the Seven-Star Sword?"
"And you took the initiative to let others search you?"
"Is it a joke?"
"Or does the TV show's director want to show me, Cao Cao, using a tactic of retreating to advance?"
Although it is conceivable that this may be specially designed to be said.
But Cao Cao always felt.
The guards let me in directly.
I was there specifically asking whether I wanted to be searched.
In case the guards are reminded like this, they still feel that they have to conduct a routine weapons search.
Wouldn't that mean it's all over?
This is totally inconsistent with my personality and IQ!
So while Cao Cao was looking forward to the subsequent plot of himself assassinating Dong Zhuo, he couldn't help but complain about this and reminded Tianmu.
"Cao Cao on the sky curtain, I like your resemblance to Dong Zhuo, but I don't like the intelligence you show."
Tianmu continues to advance the plot.
In the Prime Minister's Mansion, Dong Zhuo enthusiastically introduced Lu Bu to Cao Cao.
[Dong Zhuo: Come, Meng De! Let me introduce you. This is my adopted son, Lü Bu Zifengxian. He just led his army back to Beijing from Xiliang.]
Now it was the turn of the viewers in the barrage to complain.
"The Stepfather Terminator."
"Masked Rider Bu Jingyun!"
"Hahaha! Lu Bu was born in the Bingzhou frontier army!"
《Return from Xiliang? Ding Yuan: So I was killed in Xiliang.》
"It's okay. New Three Kingdoms has a teleportation point."
"Liu Bei and Sun Jian haven't appeared yet, but Lu Bu has appeared. Which Three Kingdoms are these? "
"It makes sense for Lu Bu, a native of Inner Mongolia, to go on a business trip to Gansu, right?"
Dong Zhuo on the sky curtain asked Cao Cao.
[Meng De, why are you here so late...]
[Cao Cao: Prime Minister, you don't know that there is a severe drought this year. People in Luoyang are currently out of food and horses are out of fodder.]
[My mount starved to death.]
[Dong Zhuo: No, that won’t work. No one can let your mount, Cao Mengde, starve to death.]
[I have a batch of Ferghana horses that have just been shipped from Xiliang. Let Fengxian take you to pick one.]
……
[“Here, I have to complain about the UP host.”]
[“This plot is adapted from the original novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms. But in the original novel, Cao Cao explained that he was late because his horse was weak and in poor condition, so it walked slowly and was late.”]
[“Under this reason, it was reasonable for Dong Zhuo to ask Lu Bu to choose a good horse for Cao Cao.”]
[“But in the New Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao was talking about the food shortage in Luoyang.”]
[“Even the horse of a high-ranking official like me starved to death.”]
[“In this case, even if you give him a Ferghana horse, he will still starve to death, right?”]
[“Tell the boss that you are so poor that you can’t even afford to fill up your motorcycle with gas.”]
[“The boss said it’s okay, I’ll lend you my Ferrari.”]
[“Is this probably the effect?”]
When the curtain falls here.
Whether it is the UP host who made the video, the modern netizens, or the ancient people who watched the sky curtain.
All of them were criticized from different angles.
The key is this 20-minute video.
It had only been going on for two minutes.
One episode of the New Three Kingdoms TV series is enough for the UP host to make two videos.
The entire TV series has 95 episodes!
This is enough for this UP host to make at least 100 programs.
(End of this chapter)
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