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Chapter 500 James vs Tiger? Aqiang knows he must marry Azhen!
The sky continues.

[Strategies for dealing with a tiger in the wild with bare hands. 】

【Actually, there is. 】

[First of all, humans are relatively large animals, and tigers are smarter, so they often won’t attack humans.]

【We need to remain calm at this time. 】

[Don't make large movements or a lot of noise in front of a tiger.]

[This may anger the tiger.]

[Make the tiger that is considering whether to attack you become furious and attack you.]

【Also, don’t look the tiger in the eye.】

[Because this might be seen as a provocation by the tiger.]

[Without looking directly at the tiger, we kept our movements small and backed away slowly and quietly.]

【But don’t just turn your back and run. 】

[Because when you run with your back turned, the tiger will think you are a coward, which may stimulate its instinct to chase its prey. ]

【Finally, don’t get close to tigers. 】

[When you don’t get close to wild tigers, you naturally don’t have to face the threat of wild tigers. ]

[And when all the tricks have been done, the tiger still decides to attack you. ]

[And you don't have any weapons to defend yourself. ]

[Actually, there is no need to think too much, I can only say...]

[At worst, I'll be a good man again in 18 years. ]

After a video introducing the tiger's strength ended, netizens said they had gained a lot.

"Wow, tigers can climb trees?"

"Like a tiger with wings!" The ancients were not lying to me. This tiger can do everything. With wings, it is truly invincible. ”

"It's not enough that he's fierce, the key is that he's so handsome, leaving no room for other animals to survive!"

"If you encounter a tiger in the wild with bare hands, how can you learn from Wu Song to kill it?"

"Wu Song is the killer, are you?"

"People who often encounter tigers know that if you encounter a tiger, don't panic, post a circle of friends first."

"From a long-term human perspective, it is best to run away when encountering a tiger. Vigorous exercise produces a large amount of lactic acid, which affects the tiger's taste for food. Maybe if you encounter a tiger again in your next life, the tiger will not eat you."

"Don't be afraid, let's slide over and kill it!"

"Don't underestimate the fighting power of humans. With a spear, humans can basically kill most beasts alone."

"Can James beat Tiger with his bare hands?"

"James vs. Tiger? 30-70, 70% full in 3 minutes."

"Who is stronger, a tiger or a lion?"

"In front of the Siberian tiger, the lion is just a small dog!"

……

Although the tiger is a very popular beast, its popularity is also very high.

But most people only know that tigers are fierce.

Very fierce.

But how fierce is it?

It’s really hard to explain!

And with the help of this sky-high video.

Not only modern netizens, but also ancient people, were once again shocked by the tiger's strength.

Late Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao asked doubtfully:

"Dian Wei, you said you were running all over the mountain just chasing this thing on the sky."

Dian Wei could only laugh and scratch his head:

"I'm still carrying the halberd."

"Give me a halberd, and killing a tiger will be easy!"

"But what if you do it with your bare hands?"

"Haha." Dian Wei gave a sly smile.

He said that even if he had to create weapons with his bare hands, he would never fight a tiger with his bare hands!
A new sky appears!

【At this moment, Aqiang knew that he had to marry Azhen. 】

A modern urban attraction appeared on the sky.

It doesn't look like anything special.

Then, the man Aqiang on the sky curtain was holding a huge torch nearly half a meter long and was about to eat the ice cream.

A beautiful lady named Azhen walked over to him.

Ah Zhen pointed at the ice cream and said, "Can I have another bite?"

So Aqiang handed the ice cream to Azhen.

But Azhen gestured to Aqiang to hold the ice cream and she could just eat it with her mouth.

Then she kept signaling to Aqiang to lower the extra-long half-meter ice cream to make it easier for her to eat.

"Lower it, lower the ice cream."

After continuously lowering the ice cream to a certain level, Azhen on the opposite side lowered her head.

Opened his mouth.

Take a deep sip!
This scenic spot’s specialty is the super long ice cream, which you can finish in one bite!

After taking a big bite,
You can see that this ice cream is nearly half a meter long.

Almost half of it was eaten in one bite!
Ah Zhen was obviously choked by the big mouthful of ice cream.

She patted her chest uncomfortably.

But I endured the uncomfortable feeling.

He swallowed the ice cream in a few bites.

The sky screen video ends here.

The whole process only took about ten seconds.

The ancient people did not understand what this video meant.

Modern netizens are already enjoying it.

The barrage of comments is also flying densely!
《Practice makes perfect!》

"Good job, this girl is worth marrying!"

《Wow, this bite! The back of my head is going to go up to the sky!》

《This one is more than 20 cm long. 》

"Her boyfriend is blessed."

"I am Liu Ding Liu Jia, and I say this is the Monkey."

"Asuka? Or Igarashi?"

"This girl is in such a hurry to show off her skills!"

"It's like this when there are a lot of people around. I don't even dare to think about it when there's no one around at night!"

"When the ice cream goes down his throat, Jay knows he will marry Jane."

"I don't care. It's not that long."

……

And in the next screen.

Foreign subways appeared.

In the carriage, a man named Jack was sitting on a chair playing with his cell phone.

Sudden.

Jenny, a seemingly ordinary woman, sat next to the man.

The two looked at each other.

Suddenly Jenny stuck out her tongue at Jack and smiled playfully!
That long tongue directly exceeds the chin line!

And saw this scene.

Jack's eyes widened instantly, his face full of disbelief.

Barrages of comments also flew out one after another.

《Oh shit, I’m in love! 》

"Ah Zhen Met Ah Qiang!"

《Oh! My God! This Jenny is extraordinary!》

"Display of munitions?"

Is this how adults socialize?

《I'm sorry, she's just too long... I can't refuse her at all! 》

"What does the joke "Jack knew he had to marry Jenny at this point" mean? I've seen a lot of videos like this that don't make any sense, and I really don't understand it. "

"It's better to stay pure and not understand."

The ancients were still pondering it.

Then a third and fourth related ones appeared in succession.

Aqiang knew that he had to marry Azhen.

Jack knew he had to take videos like meat shreds.

After watching several videos in a row.

This is the first time I’ve seen ancient people using short videos that play with memes.

Finally, I came to my senses.

Then there was a collective laugh.

Emperor Xin: "Okay, this is funny."

Cao Cao: "So that's what you mean. That night, Meng De, I knew I had to talk about music with Zou."

Sima Yan: "Among the tens of thousands of concubines in my harem, are there any such experts?"

Zhao Guangyi: "I will try it in the evening and send a court painter to paint it from the side."

(End of this chapter)