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Chapter 524: One plot harms three wise men! Unsolvable conspiracy 1 turns of the intestine!
As for the videos about Rice Immortal, they are generally more of a meme-like nature.
Modern netizens are enjoying the fun.
A single video can easily have millions or tens of millions of views.
It can be said to be the top popularity.
But the ancients thought that the Rice Immortal was ordinary and just looked at him.
Then those ancient people who were not well fed would feel envious, jealous and hateful.
Not much was said.
And maybe it’s because the Rice Immortal’s video is about eating.
The next video that appears is the sky screen.
Still eating the same thing.
[The strongest conspiracy on the Internet! One plot harms three wise men! ]
Outside the sky.
When Cao Cao saw this title, he was stunned for a moment.
I couldn't help but said with some dissatisfaction:
Why are you talking about the incident of one shot harming three sages again?
"I admit that night in Wancheng, I made the same mistake every man would make."
"but……"
"Tianmu, please stop flogging my corpse, Old Cao, okay?"
Although Cao Cao is generally a thick-skinned person.
But at this moment I was indeed speechless.
I feel like Tianmu is picking on me.
But Cao Cao soon realized it.
I misunderstood.
The only thing on the screen was a gorgeously decorated stage.
There are also pots, pans, chopping boards, kettles, knives and forks as well as various ingredients on the stage.
Combined with the costumes of the people at the scene and the various LOGO billboards behind them, etc.
The ancients probably could see it.
This should be the scene of a cooking competition.
Cooking competition.
Often means top-notch cuisine.
Foodies in ancient times also became interested in it.
Even the ancients who were not overly keen on eating or the delicacies of later generations would feel this.
Watching Tianmu’s food videos is a way to relieve stress and enjoy.
The protagonist on the sky curtain is a very young, chubby chef.
His name is Xiaopang.
According to his self-introduction, he is only 17 years old and a cooking enthusiast.
Maybe it’s because I’m relatively young and my level is relatively limited.
Coupled with his somewhat unstable style of behavior, this fat boy was unanimously disapproved of by the three judges.
[You are only 17 years old, and your body size is almost the same as mine. You are usually very greedy, right? ]
[I think Xiaopang is not serious and careless, this is his biggest problem.]
[I think Xiaopang’s biggest problem is his performance on the ingredients, which completely negates the respect for the ingredients themselves. The soup he stewed is simply a hodgepodge, the worst of the whole place.]
【That soup is just weird. 】
[The most important thing is his attitude. He is really not good enough.]
In the opening segment of the sky curtain,
It can be said that several judges criticized the contestant Xiaopang harshly.
The ancients also speculated.
What kind of dish did this fat boy cook that made the judges unanimously complain about him.
And the next screen.
The show has officially begun.
The fat guy on the sky curtain showed a look of disdain with a hint of anger.
But not much to say.
Get back to cooking!
Soon, it was Xiaopang’s turn to review the dishes.
Xiaopang brought his dish, "Nine-Turn Large Intestine", to the judges for their comments.
He was seen carrying a plate of delicious-looking large intestines and bringing it to the judges with great respect and a good attitude.
The first judge is Teacher Li.
When he took his first look at the large intestine, he thought it looked good and nodded slightly.
Then he put the large intestine into his mouth.
Suddenly he frowned!
A painful expression appeared on his face.
After chewing a few more times, he took out a tissue, wiped his mouth, and said nothing more.
Then it was the second fat teacher's turn to come over and comment.
He didn't start eating the intestines directly, but took the knife and fork and asked Xiaopang:
【Have you tasted this large intestine yourself? 】
Xiaopang nodded.
[After tasting a piece, I removed most of the fishy smell of the intestines, but deliberately kept a part. ]
【I think it’s better to keep some of the taste of the intestines. 】
【Only then can people know that he is eating large intestine. 】
The fat judge on the opposite side changed his expression when he heard this.
Then he continued to ask for confirmation: [Did you keep it on purpose? ]
Xiaopang: [During the cleaning process, I left some behind.]
Fat judge: [Was it intentional or accidental? ]
Facing the judges' repeated confirmation, Xiaopang raised his head proudly and gave a positive answer:
【It was intentional.】
The dedicated judges also inserted a piece of large intestine with a difficult expression, put it in their mouths, and chewed it like a torture.
His eyes were filled with shock, anger, and even murderous intent.
……
When the sky screen video reached this point, the dense barrage of comments could no longer be stopped.
《What a pile of shit.》
"The Hero's Tears Are Full of Tears"
"Li Zongsheng would never have thought that he would face such a disaster."
"I went back and immediately wrote a song called 'A Song for Myself'."
《It was intentional.》
《Reasonable! Straight! Courageous! Strong!》
"Remember the judges' elegance and ease now."
"After eating, the judges began to feel murderous. "
"You can't hide the look in someone's eyes when they want to kill him."
And the final third judge.
Mr. Jobs already knew everything, he just silently picked up the intestines and ate it in a few bites.
All three judges tasted the large intestine which still retained some fishy smell.
I also commented on Xiaopang again.
[If you want to be a professional chef, for your parents, you neglected to remove the fishy smell from the large intestine today, right? ]
[When you are a chef, the process is the most important. Without the process, there will be no results. Think about it carefully. ]
At this time, Xiaopang just maintained a calm expression.
At the same time, he nodded sincerely.
In the end, Xiaopang was of course eliminated.
But he didn't cry, instead he raised his arms and shouted with a proud expression.
【I think I came this time. 】
【Worth it!!】
The sky video ends.
And a huge amount of barrage also appeared.
"One intestine kills three warriors!!!"
"The judges' expressions are so funny."
《The judges frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.》
"There was no camera, but three knives had already stabbed him in the chest."
"The judges said that the last contestant handled it too much, but this one satisfied them directly."
"Not only did he keep the Aolige, he also didn't waste the soup from blanching the large intestines, he poured the soup directly on the large intestines."
"I added the defense. If I don't eat you, I won't be able to eliminate me. If I eat you, you'll fall into the trap."
《Fuck! There is no solution to this conspiracy!》
《I didn't expect it to be so funny before I clicked in, hahaha.》
"Although he lost the game, he made the judges eat shit, so he shouted "It was worth it!" before leaving!"
"Li Zongsheng is so mean. He ate it first and told the other two people to try it too."
"Is the inspiration for Li Zongsheng's The Hills here?"
……
The ancient people outside the sky were savoring the taste of this video while watching the barrage.
At the beginning, many ancient people saw the Internet as the strongest conspiracy.
Everyone is a little puzzled.
I don't understand what the strongest unsolvable conspiracy has to do with a chef cooking competition?
But see here.
With the help of netizens’ comments, the ancient people finally understood.
Then I couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Qin Dynasty.
Ying Zheng was very happy watching this video.
Although he knew that it was just a purely entertaining video from later generations, it did make the usually serious Ying Zheng laugh out loud after watching it.
"Haha, hahahaha!"
"This fat little chef on the canopy is really quite quick-witted."
"As a contestant, you should be in a completely disadvantaged position facing the judges."
"In the end, they used a trick of nine turns of the large intestine to force the judges to eat shit."
"hehe."
"Considering the difference in status between them in the ring."
"This move of bringing shit to the nine-turn large intestine is indeed a brilliant plan."
“And this video, no wonder it is so popular in later generations.”
"It is indeed quite interesting."
……
And the Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Di looked at the Nine-Turn Large Intestine on the sky,
I couldn't help but lick my lips.
Then I said quietly in my heart:
"I feel that this so-called Internet's strongest conspiracy is a bit exaggerated."
"In my opinion, it's nothing more than not cleaning your intestines thoroughly, a minor problem."
"Even if I eat more, it won't affect anything, right?" (End of this chapter)
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