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Zhu Di smiled widely, and said with an uncontrollable smile:
"No? Where did this sky curtain put our Ming Dynasty?"

"Is this still the Ming Dynasty we know, the Korea we know?"

"Since when can a puppy bark at its owner?"

"If the contents of this sky-curtain video were told to the North Korean envoy."

"I guess they themselves would be confused after hearing this, wondering why their descendants are so crazy, so crazy, and so laughable!"

This is a later Korean TV series.

In the eyes of ancient people, it was just a pure funny joke.

He is almost the same type as the clown who performs in operas on the stage.

In addition to making you laugh.

There is no other meaning to it, and there is no need to get angry about it.

And the new sky curtain began to play amid the laughter of Zhu Yuanzhang and his son.

The scene appeared amidst a burst of equally hilarious music.

[The 2024 Best Selections of the Stupid Bar! ]

When I saw the title of the sky curtain,

Many ancient people smiled knowingly.

After all, Tianmu has talked about mental retardation before,

The ancient people also had some understanding of the style of the mentally retarded bar.

Know that this is a place that provides fun.

Don't take it too seriously.

But it can make people smile.

Spring and Autumn.

Confucius, a famous thinker, has always attached great importance to the mentally retarded.

See the idiot appear in the sky.

Confucius stopped what he was doing and said to the dozens of disciples who were all armed with armor around him:
"Don't look at this as stupid, many people say it's a place for pure fools to have fun."

"But I'm sure our people can see that the Retarded Bar is actually very philosophical."

"Everyone, please look at the sky curtain carefully from now on."

"After we finish reading, I'm going to test you all."

In the expectations and knowing smiles of ancient people of all generations.

The video of "Retarded Bar" starts playing.

[The prison held a singing competition, and someone reported to the warden that contestant No. 25 had run away.]

[The warden waved his hand and said nonchalantly: It's okay if you're out of tune, just be happy.]

Warring States Period.

Han Fei Zi saw the first paragraph.

I couldn't hold it in at that time.

Han Feizi suppressed his laughter and said, "Prisoners can sing out of tune."

"But we can't let the prisoners run away while they're singing, or the whole country will be in chaos."

……

【Good news, good news, very good news! 】

[Local antique city launches old-for-new event, quantity is limited, come and participate! ]

Jin Dynasty.

Sima Zhong saw it.

I just think this activity is very good. Exchanging old things for new ones, isn’t that a great act of kindness?

Sima Zhong also instantly felt that he understood why this passage was featured on Tianmu’s “Selected by the Idiots”.

"Take your new things and exchange them for other people's old things."

"Stupid?"

Sima Zhong laughed:
"No wonder this content is so stupid, even I can see that anyone who exchanges his new things for old ones is definitely a fool, haha."

……

[A group of elephants touched a blind man, and they all thought that the blind man was like a piece of paper.]

tomorrow.

When Zhu Qizhen saw this passage, he was stunned.
"I know the story of a blind man touching an elephant."

"But what is it about the elephant touching the blind man? Why is the blind man like a piece of paper?"

At first, Zhu Qizhen didn't get the joke.

But he suddenly discovered the problem.

After all, although Zhu Qizhen was nicknamed "Baozong" by netizens in later generations, he was still quite smart.

"Could it be that the elephants flattened the blind man? So the elephants thought the blind man was like a piece of paper?"

……

[How to use only a match to turn the wrong account in the granary into a correct one? ]

The idiot asked a question.
This made the ancients think and speculate.

Han Dynasty.

Sang Hongyang, the most trusted financial expert of Emperor Wu of Han, was puzzled by this problem.

Sang Hongyang knew that matches were a cheap prop used to light fires.

But this little fire-starting prop,

How can we correct a wrong account?
Sang Hongyang, who couldn't come up with an answer after thinking for a long time, could only say: "What does this question have to do with mental retardation?"

And in the Qing Dynasty.

When Heshen saw this problem, he couldn't figure it out the first time.

But as he was experienced, his mind suddenly came to its senses after a few seconds.

Then a tentative answer was given.

"Using matches to change the granary's account books?"

"Is there something wrong?"

Then Tianmu announced the correct answer.

It turned out to be just as Heshen had expected.

Click wherever there is something wrong!
Seeing that his guess was confirmed, Heshen instantly felt great spiritual satisfaction.

Smiling from ear to ear.

"Oh my, there's nothing I can do. I understand it too well."

"Why can't I control my hands?"

Heshen, whose emotional value was fully satisfied, continued to look at the sky seriously.

……

[“You smell like your daddy!” Qin II Hu Hai, holding his nose and frowning, said to Li Si and Zhao Gao. ]

Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng saw that he had become the topic of discussion among the idiots.

I was not mentally prepared and was a little confused for a moment.

But at the same time as being confused, I was also analyzing what Tianmu meant?
Hu Hai said that his father smells so strong?
What do you mean?
Hu Hai was blinded and Zhao Gao was killed without leaving any trace.

Right now, Li Si is the only one left in the Qin Dynasty's court.

So Ying Zheng asked Master Li:

"Li Si, what do you think this idiotic joke means?"

"Why did Hu Hai say that his father smelled so strong?"

For a moment, Ying Zheng didn't see the funny point behind this joke.

But Li Si had already guessed it.

Then Li Si broke out in cold sweats, as if he had fallen into an ice cellar. His hands and feet were freezing in the middle of summer.

How could Li Si dare to answer this question?
I could only quickly say: "I am stupid and I don't understand."

The idiotic bar is very abstract, and many of its contents were incomprehensible to the ancients.

This is quite normal.

Ying Zheng had no doubts either.

Although Ying Zheng did not continue to ask.

But Li Si's mentality almost collapsed because Li Si was very worried!

You know, His Majesty the Emperor is a smart man!

Although at this moment, the emperor did not get the joke from this idiotic joke.

But if the emperor went down and thought about it seriously.

I'm afraid that with Qin Shihuang's intelligence, he will discover it soon!
by that time.

Among Hu Hai, Zhao Gao and Li Si, I am the only one still in the Qin court.

I'm afraid there's no escape!
Li Si's legs were shaking so much that he could hardly stand.

Fortunately, Tianmu continued to play the subsequent content.
And immediately, there is another stupid joke about Qin Shi Huang.

It temporarily attracted the attention of Qin Shihuang.

[When hitting a snake, hit it 7 inches. But before Qin Shi Huang unified the world, the 7-inch position of hitting a snake was different in each country. 】

[Young Xiang Yu saw Qin Shi Huang's majestic appearance on tour and said that he could replace him. People around him laughed at Xiang Yu and said: "The young Chu boy has a rich imagination."]

[Connections are really important. I just accidentally cut off your aorta, causing the operation to fail.]

[The results of the shooting competition are out. The 4th place is Xiao Li with 9.6 rings, the 9.8rd place is Xiao Zhang with 10 rings, the 7nd place is Xiao Wang with rings, and the st place is Xiao Ma. people. ]

[Xiao Ming strangled everyone in the company to get the company's reward. Then he found out that it was not a full-strangulation reward, but a full attendance reward.]

[Someone asked me why I was so stupid? I just smiled because I love to laugh. ]

[Many things in the world cannot be explained by science, but by the fact that you have never been to school.]

[“I’ll give you a raise.” The cannibal said to me who was being grilled.]

The sky screen continuously played several of the annual selections of the Retarded Bar.

Some of them made the ancients laugh out loud.
Some of them made the ancients wonder and think.
Some also made the ancients sigh with admiration for their literary talent.

Spring and Autumn.

Confucius watched the entire sky curtain in its entirety.

While smiling knowingly, he also reiterated that he had benefited a lot.

"Okay, confirmed."

"After these few times, I watched the stupid content of Tianmu carefully."

"I am sure of that, too."

"It's a bit retarded, it can really help us exercise our thinking ability."

"How about we call our school the School of the Mentally Handicapped from now on?"

"The weak ideology has every chance of becoming the mainstream ideology in the world!" (End of this chapter)