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A new canopy soon appeared.

[Florida doesn’t keep idlers.]

【Let’s see what’s new in Florida! 】

[A woman in Florida was molested. At this moment, a wanted gay criminal rescued the woman who was being molested. ]

[Then, the male criminal who molested the woman was molested.]

[The police arrived and arrested both of them.]

[The wanted gay criminal was commended and rewarded with a reduced sentence for his courageous act. ]

The first interesting story about Florida on the screen left netizens and ancient people confused.

Wait, let me sort this out.

"Is this still in Chinese? Request Chinese translation!"

Why don’t I know Chinese?

"Let me slow down, my mind is stuck."

……

[A man in Florida subdued a 3-meter-long crocodile with his bare hands in public, and took it home to commit indecent acts. ]

……

[A student in Florida was bullied on campus for a long time. After being bullied, he could not bear the humiliation and rushed into the toilet and poked the toilet with a mop. ]

[Then he took a mop covered in shit and began to carry out indiscriminate attacks on the campus.]

[The school bullies who bullied him were slashed across three streets by the student with a mop soaked in shit.]

……

[A Florida man used a microwave to heat a small microwave, causing the microwave to explode and the man died on the spot. ]

……

[A man in Florida snatched the swimming ring of a beautiful bikini girl next to him and began to violate the swimming ring on the spot.]

[The bikini beauty was very angry and called the police on the spot and scolded the man for insulting her appearance. ]

……

[A woman in Florida bought toys for her own entertainment. When her father found out, she became angry and started beating her father crazily.]

[After being beaten, the father called the police and arrested the woman. Now the whole world knows that the Florida woman bought toys for entertainment.]

……

[A Florida man was found with three large syringes in his body during a physical examination.]

[After the anorectal doctor removed it, the man said he didn't know what happened.]

……

[A man in Florida beat up a car on the street. After being reported to the police, he claimed that the car was a disguised alien and that he was protecting the earth.]

……

The sky screen continuously tells bizarre stories about Florida at a very high speed.

The netizens and ancient people who watched it were all dazzled.

Watching and complaining at the same time.

《Hahaha, they are all talented people! 》

"My cerebellum has atrophied after watching this."

"I thought shaking the buttocks in the car in the GTA trailer was awesome enough, until I saw shaking it at the traffic light."

"It's worthy of being chosen by Rockstar."

"I'm sorry, but I still can't forget the guy who shaved a middle part for the cat."

"I want to know which of these stories about Florida are true."

So why did Florida become like this?

And soon, a new sky appeared.

This section is obviously related to the sky curtain.

The first thing on the screen was a bird's-eye view of Florida, and at the same time, a man with a cartoon head appeared.

In 1980, you are a prisoner in a Cuban prison.

【But you are being suddenly pardoned. 】

[I also gave you a boat ticket to Florida, USA. ]

[At that time, the United States was the most developed country in the world, and you were just a criminal in Cuba.]

[You can’t believe that such a good thing will happen to you, so you ask hesitantly:]

[“Is this true? I can’t even recognize all 27 English letters. I can only steal cars, rob, take drugs, and fight in the streets. Will the United States issue me a visa?”]

[The prison officer said: This is why you were chosen.]

[The ID we gave you says: "You are a highly educated, multi-skilled engineer, an outstanding talent in Cuba. You are attracted by the free, open, and civilized America and hate the current Cuban government, so you actively apply for immigration."]

[“Hurry up and take your ticket!”]

[“We still have 15 outstanding talents like you waiting in line!”]

……

The scene changed and the background changed to the streets of Florida, where a local man looked at the situation with a panicked expression.

In broad daylight, masked gangsters were seen shooting at each other passionately in the street with guns.

[You are a local resident of Florida. Recently, a large group of ruthless people have come to Florida to show off their skills. It can be said that all the wise men have come, and the stars are shining. ]

[So you realize that Florida doesn’t support idlers these days, so you decide to run away…]

After the video came to an end, netizens started to complain.

"What does this video mean? How come criminals can immigrate to the United States?"

Scarface, huh?

The Cuban Condition Act provides that any Cuban immigrant who has lived in the United States for one year can obtain permanent residency.

"This is the U.S. plan to weaken the Castro regime by accepting Cuban elite immigrants."

"In 1980, Castro relaxed port controls. As a result, hundreds of thousands of criminals, gangsters, and mentally ill people were smuggled into Florida, USA."

"It is said that the prisons and mental hospitals in Cuba are almost empty. These people went to the United States and created many legendary stories."

Talent introduction plan?

"Just tell me, isn't Florida full of talented people now?"

"I remember there was a kind of international trade at that time, selling Cuban nationality and then transferring it to the United States."

"Is the United States so stupid? They can accept Cuban elites instead of criminals!"

"Yes, so Cuba provides criminals with a full set of academic qualifications, lawyer licenses, medical licenses, etc...."

"The Soviet Union also sent a lot of amazing... oh no, they were Gulag senior technical engineers."

"The more criminal records you have, the faster you will be able to immigrate to the United States."

"It's strange that the Russian gangs in the United States are so awesome."

"At that time, an industrial chain was formed. Heroes from all over the world gathered in the United States through the channels of the Soviet Union and Cuba to participate in the event. It was truly a scene of vigorous vitality and competition."

"I think I understand why Florida doesn't keep idle people anymore."

……

And outside the sky.

When ancient people saw this interesting story about Florida and Cuba, they all smiled knowingly.

Eastern Jin Dynasty.

Emperor Xiaowu Sima Yao saw the strategy of the later Cubans.
Suddenly I thought it could be used as a reference.

"That group of Northern Army bandits from the north are arrogant and self-righteous, and they are too powerful to be eliminated."

"How about sending these unstable elements to the north?"

"This not only eliminates the potential security risks of our Great Jin, but also brings great trouble to the northern barbarians."

"Killing two birds with one stone, isn't that wonderful?" (End of this chapter)