Video spoilers history, starting with the blitzkrieg on Poland

Soon, a new sky appeared.

See that the content about the French Revolution is not being played anymore.

Emperors of all dynasties breathed a sigh of relief.

Continue to broadcast the content about the foreign barbarians and the brutal execution of the king.

I'm afraid the whole world will be in chaos.

And on the new sky screen, a national map appeared.

[National traffic accident ranking map! ]

This traffic map is divided into provinces.

There are also numbers on each province, marking information such as the number of accidents, vehicle ownership, and the ratio of accidents to the national total.

All I saw was the sky-high video, focusing on each province one by one and marking out the detailed data of each province.

[Shanghai: 1242 traffic accidents, accounting for 0.5% of the national total, and the province has 744 million motor vehicles. ]

[Jiangxi: 3842 traffic accidents, accounting for 1.5% of the national total, and the province has 707 million motor vehicles;]

[Hebei: 4080 traffic accidents, accounting for 1.6% of the national total, with 1715 million motor vehicles in the province;]

[Chongqing: 4127 traffic accidents, accounting for 1.6% of the national total, and the province has 693 million motor vehicles;]

[Shaanxi: 4413 traffic accidents, accounting for 1.7% of the national total, with 741 million motor vehicles in the province;]

[Shanxi: 7015 traffic accidents, accounting for 2.7% of the national total, and the province has 796 million motor vehicles;]

[Sichuan: 7569 traffic accidents, accounting for 3.0% of the national total, and the province has 1433 million motor vehicles;]

[Anhui: 8712 traffic accidents, accounting for 3.4% of the national total, and the province has 1065 million motor vehicles;]

[Jiangsu: 10529 traffic accidents, accounting for 4.1% of the national total, and the province has 2193 million motor vehicles;]

[Zhejiang: 10812 traffic accidents, accounting for 4.2% of the national total, and the province has 1789 million motor vehicles;]

[Guizhou: 14554 traffic accidents, accounting for 5.7% of the national total, and the province has 596 million motor vehicles;]

[Guangxi: 16185 traffic accidents, accounting for 6.3% of the national total, and the province has 768 million motor vehicles;]

When it comes to the final top three provinces.

The background music of the sky curtain became more serious and oppressive.

And slowly gave the data for the first three provinces.

[Henan: 23568 traffic accidents, accounting for 9.2% of the national total, and the province has 1765 million motor vehicles;]

[Guangdong: 25353 traffic accidents, accounting for 9.9% of the national total, and the province has 3061 million motor vehicles;]

[Hubei: 30164 traffic accidents, accounting for 11.8% of the national total, and the province has 1126 million motor vehicles;]

And after this data video.

The sound of a large documentary sounded.

[Large-scale documentary about the Hubei A racing god! ]

[All Hubei people! Driving in Wuhan depends on your ability! ]

[This is a city where pedestrians give way to motor vehicles, red lights go, green lights go, yellow lights go, speed and passion. ]

[Yes, this city is our great Wuhan! ]

【Perhaps you have heard of the urban legend about Wuhan bus drivers. 】

[But in fact, in Wuhan, only second-rate drivers drive buses. ]

【Wuhan is a city full of motor vehicles. 】

[Motor vehicles are motor vehicles, non-motor vehicles are motor vehicles, and pedestrians are also motor vehicles. ]

【So in this city, there is no such thing as motor vehicles giving way to pedestrians, only pedestrians should pay attention to vehicles. 】

[When driving here, if you have the thought of giving way to other cars or turning on your lights when changing lanes, it means you have already lost. ]

[No matter what car you drive, other cars will give way to you. Even if you drive a Rolls-Royce, other cars will not give way to you.]

[If you don’t start cursing within 5 minutes of driving on the road here, it means you have been cursed for 5 minutes. ]

[Some netizens from other places once expressed disbelief, thinking that what was said online was just an isolated case and too exaggerated.]

[But when he actually came to Wuhan, he realized that driving in Wuhan depends on one’s own ability, and every road is a confrontation road.]

[The turn signal is also called the rear car acceleration signal. Once the turn signal is on, the car behind you will rush forward like crazy. ] [If you are not following closely and are cut in, you can only say that you are not as skilled as others. ]

[But that doesn’t mean drivers in Wuhan will never use turn signals. ]

[If you see an experienced driver in Wuhan using his turn signal, it means he is about to change lanes three times in a row.]

[Drivers in Wuhan are free to choose their favorite color to pass through traffic lights. ]

[A true Wuhan pedestrian must keep his eyes and ears open, and give way to other vehicles.]

[Because pedestrians on the sidewalk are also motor vehicles, and we are all motor vehicles, why should cars give way to pedestrians? ]

[A genuine Wuhan driver must also keep his eyes open and curse in all directions. He will curse the car in front of him and then the car behind him. He will curse the car on his left and then the car on his right. He will never curse the wrong person.]

[If you think this is a joke, then please look at the ranking of the total number of traffic accidents in the country. ]

[Our great Hubei province has long been either the first or the second, and is far ahead of the rest of the country.]

[The only province that can compete with Hubei is Guangdong, but Guangdong’s population is more than twice that of Hubei.]

【Taking all factors into consideration, our great Hubei province is undoubtedly the province with the highest number of traffic accidents in the country.】

[Even Guderian, the father of blitzkrieg, said: If my tank corps were all Wuhan drivers, I would have taken over France within 7 days.]

……

The sky curtain video ends here. Although it is just a joke, it is also a joke based on facts.

Naturally, it also aroused widespread resonance among netizens.

"Everyone is from Hubei, right?"

"After experiencing Wuhan's racing car taxis, the buses are comparable to F1."

"What's the matter with the hype?"

"Wuhan's road planning is so poor that it is unbearable to watch."

"Next I'm going to talk about a city called Hengyang."

"As an experienced driver in Wuhan, I am used to the driving feeling in Wuhan. Now I work in Yantai. Every time I take a Didi, I want the driver to sit in the passenger seat and let me drive. They drive too slowly and it feels like they are suffocating!"

"Wuhan drivers are very enthusiastic. When I first came to Wuhan, they all wanted to take me to another world."

"I went to college in Wuhan. It was real. When I first arrived, a few of us from Zhejiang waited for more than ten minutes at the zebra crossing and were afraid to cross."

"This spirited young man from Guangxi said: In Guangxi, when you walk on zebra crossings while shopping, cars will give way."

"By the way, Wuhan is still a civilized city."

"People give way to motor vehicles, how can this be uncivilized?"

"I'm from Wuhan, and now I'm working in another city. Every time I cross the road, I have to give way to other cars. I'm not used to it."

"Weird Talk about Wuhan Rules: As long as you go out, there are only motor vehicles, please speed up when you see a yellow light, you can increase your game score by cutting in, and there are only motor vehicle lanes and motor vehicle parking lanes on the road..."

"The penalty is too light. Let's bring the penalty from Shenzhen to Wuhan. Who dares to do this?"

"It is recommended that traffic police be equipped with 1130 close-in weapon systems."

"Can a brother from Wuhan explain this to me? Is this true or not?"

"I am from Wuhan. I want to clarify for my hometown. This is not a joke. This is true."

"It is indeed true that the number of traffic accident deaths in Hubei ranks first in the country."

The ancients, on the other hand, did not care about it and just watched for fun.

Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng said cheerfully: "Look, look, I'm talking about the Chu barbarians, you still don't believe it?"

"Will Xianyang be called Xi'an in the future?"

"The Qin people in Xi'an in later generations must be better than the Chu people in terms of driving skills, right?"

Eastern Jin Dynasty.

Huan Wen smiled and said:

"It seems that the driving habits of the people of Jingzhou in later generations are criticized."

"But isn't this nice?"

"If a war breaks out in the future, everyone in Wuhan will be a top tank assaulter!" (End of this chapter)