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Chapter 616: Jade-faced Grenade King! Your tongue is really delightful
And then a new sky appeared.
A distorted background music sounded from the sky.
It seems like a girl, but also like a child.
If it were in the past, ancient people would frown when they heard this kind of background music.
What kind of music is this?
But as the sky screens played more and more of this kind of crappy background music, even the ancients got used to it.
Liu Bang frowned,
He shook his head helplessly and smiled and said:
"The background music for this sky curtain is not very good, let's take a look at the content."
A beautiful woman dressed in the style of the Republic of China appeared in the picture, holding a gun.
But he was surrounded by enemies.
In front of the beauty, there were dozens of soldiers armed with guns.
Point the gun at the beauty and be ready to shoot at any time.
Just when they were about to fall into a desperate situation, a voice suddenly came from the sky behind them.
【Chen Zixuan.】
【Long time no see!】
Following the sound, I saw a huge hot air balloon in the sky behind me, with a handsome and tough-looking man on it.
He held several grenades in his hands.
Throw it to the ground while piloting the hot air balloon to land.
It looks like a human dive bomber.
Under the fierce grenade bombardment from the high-altitude firepower, the soldiers below fled and hid.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the man driving the balloon rushed in front of Chen Zixuan, took out two guns, and fired left and right.
There was a burst of gunfire.
One person provided suppressive fire on a group of enemy soldiers.
Chen Zixuan also took the opportunity to escape.
Already on the hot air balloon.
The hot air balloon then began to slowly rise into the air.
[Dai Xiangtao! Quick! The balloon is taking off.]
The male protagonist called Dai Xiangtao was also not ambiguous. He finally threw a bunch of grenades fiercely, launched another wave of fire suppression, and then began to evacuate.
……
Seeing this, netizens couldn’t hold back any longer and started posting comments one after another.
Balloons in Clash of Clans?
《Top-notch no-cover dry pull! 》
"You know I rarely root for villains."
"Is the balloon invincible? Why don't you hit the balloon?"
《Maybe it's opened and can't be selected.》
"Are the Japs humanoids?"
"Fuck the devil, isn't this the Guo army?"
And netizens complained,
This is exactly what the ancients wanted to complain about.
Late Han Dynasty.
Cao Cao complained:
"Have you never eaten pork, or seen a pig running?"
"Although I have never used firearms from later generations."
"But after seeing so many sky screens, I have some understanding of the working principles and power of firearms."
"There were so many soldiers on the other side, with so many guns, but they didn't fire a single shot."
"Dai Xiangtao on the sky curtain shot me with two pistols and I couldn't even raise my head."
"Could it be that they want to capture him alive and can't shoot?"
Cao Cao put forward a conjecture, but immediately overturned it himself.
"Even if it's inconvenient to shoot people, the hot air balloon behind is so big that it can be destroyed with just two shots."
"Why are these enemy soldiers like they are in a daze?"
"No wonder Tianmu is complaining that they are human-machine soldiers."
And the sky curtain continued to play.
Amidst a barrage of comments complaining about why the enemy didn't shoot.
Finally, an enemy dressed as an officer appeared.
He pulled out his gun and shot accurately, hitting Dai Xiangtao in the leg.
Dai Xiangtao was about to climb onto the hot air balloon, but after being shot, he instantly fell to his knees.
The hot air balloon slowly ascended into the air, and within a few seconds it had risen several meters into the air.
Although Chen Zixuan on the balloon desperately stretched out her hand to pull Dai Xiangtao up.
But the distance between the two grew larger and larger.
It was no longer possible to climb onto the hot air balloon.
Dai Xiangtao, who was shot in both legs, knelt on the ground and looked down at his knees which were bleeding.
He smiled with relief.
Standing up with difficulty and turning his head, Dai Xiangtao faced the dozens of soldiers who were surrounding him.
[By the way, let me introduce myself to you. My name is...]
【Jade-faced Grenade King.】
He spoke with an arrogant smile.
Dai Xiangtao opened his coat.
I saw dozens of huge grenades densely sewn inside the coat.
As he pulled open his coat, the fuse of the grenade was pulled open and was about to explode. Chen Zixuan in mid-air saw Dai Xiangtao was about to self-destruct and let out a sharp scream:
【don't want! 】
When the soldiers on the opposite side saw Dai Xiangtao preparing to self-destruct, they were so scared that they fled back.
The background music reached its climax at this time.
The camera also focused on Dai Xiangtao's face.
He smiled fearlessly.
She even stuck out her tongue playfully at the end.
Then the grenade exploded, making a shocking bang.
The intense fire blew Dai Xiangtao to pieces.
The sky video also ended with the heroine's screams and explosions.
Barrages of comments also flew out densely.
"The King of Cornmeal Grenade, Wei Dayong!"
"Stick out tongue really makes me laugh to death."
"If you can't help laughing when you see this, you have corn syndrome."
"I just don't understand why he sticks out his tongue?"
"Who changed my throwing button to an expression button?"
"Long time no see is outrageous."
"The director is very detailed. He knows that opening your mouth during explosions can protect your eardrums."
"Extreme 1 for 0!"
"Pay attention to the explosion and fire. No one was killed except me."
"It's really powerful that it can kill the grenade king."
"Report the Jade-faced Grenade King for using his own grenade to gain points!"
"Can a human make this up?"
"How can someone who has played the roles of a monk and Dazhao hold his nerve in such a dramatic play?"
"To be honest, they really couldn't hold it in."
"After reading this, Lao Li felt that the monk's death was not sad at all."
The ancient people watched this TV clip.
Everyone was speechless, even though there were no TV dramas in ancient times.
If the ancients were really shown some anti-Japanese dramas, they would actually enjoy watching them.
But watching with relish at the same time.
Complaints are inevitable.
Liu Bang said:
"Although I don't know much about TV dramas in later generations."
“But isn’t this content too unreasonable?”
"Are the guns in the enemy's hands just for show?"
"Also, it's clearly a very tragic and serious fight to the death scene, so why is the tongue sticking out at the end so funny?"
Late Han Dynasty.
Zhuge Liang also said helplessly:
"Isn't this big balloon just a large Kongming lantern?"
“The working principle should be similar.”
"There's such a big balloon right here, and with so many guns, just fire a few shots and the balloon will naturally fall down."
"As a result, not a single shot was fired in this TV series."
"I can only say that the plot is indeed outrageous enough."
"It's not unfair that such a great drama has been repeatedly criticized on the TV."
Later Tang Dynasty.
As a senior drama fan, Li Cunxu could only frown deeply when he watched the wonderful drama clips on the sky curtain.
"No, no, not at all."
Li Cunxu's requirements were very strict.
"The conditions in the future are so good."
“Filming these war dramas should be very advantageous.”
"But the result was such an outrageous plot."
"It really makes me quite dissatisfied."
"I really want me to personally direct the filming of a classic TV series in the future."
"Let future generations see how talented I, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, am in filming dramas."
Although most ancient people thought this sky video was funny.
Or simply criticize this segment for being too outrageous.
But in ancient times.
It’s not like no one appreciated this content.
I especially appreciate the wonderful performance of the male lead, Jade-faced Grenade King.
Northern Wei Dynasty.
Empress Dowager Hu saw the screen on the sky screen, which finally froze on the moment when the Jade-faced Grenade King stuck out his tongue and exploded.
Seeing this Jade-faced Grenade King again, he is dignified and has an extraordinary bearing, worthy of being called the Jade-faced Young Man.
I couldn't help swallowing and said to myself.
"You, the Jade-faced Grenade King, are so good at dancing with your long tongue, and you really make people happy."
"These later dramas do look pretty good."
"I wonder if there are other great dramas with tough male actors like Jade-faced Grenade King?" (End of this chapter)
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