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Chapter 636: Geography Questions from the Stupid Bar! The most useful issue 1
And outside the sky.
I have finished reading about the idea of building a lake around the Bohai Sea.
The ancients also knew that this was just an unfeasible fantasy.
I also appreciate it with a more relaxed attitude.
Qin Dynasty.
Ying Zheng also joked: "A 1800-year project? Who would have the guts to do it, unless I could live forever?"
"Of course, the premise is that encircling Bohai Sea is truly beneficial to the Qin Dynasty for generations to come."
"Otherwise, even I, who likes century projects, will not invest in it."
Song.
Shen Kuo wrote quickly on the draft of Mengxi Bitan:
"The skills of later generations in changing the sea into a lake are indeed far superior to those of the ancients in controlling water."
"But in 1800... I'm afraid even gods can't handle this project!"
And the Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Di also smiled and said:
"If this Bohai Sea project is really completed, then I can sit in the palace and fish, right?"
“I have to admit that sometimes these fantastic big projects are unrealistic.”
“But it’s fun to think about.”
And a new sky appeared.
It’s also geography-related, but it’s even more unusual.
【Awards of Geography Questions from the Stupid Bar. 】
【How many of them can you answer? 】
[The first person to land on the moon was Armstrong, so who was the first person to land on the earth? ]
[The answer is Pangu, because Pangu created the world. ]
Barrage:
How to prove Pangu was a human?
Yuri Gagarin?
"With such rapid technological progress, why was Armstrong still the first to land on the moon?"
"Because time machines haven't been invented yet."
……
【It was wrong for Columbus to discover America, because the Indians had already discovered it. 】
[It is true that the Indians discovered America a long time ago. ]
[Even in Europe, the Vikings discovered America earlier than Columbus.]
[Columbus' discovery of America actually marked the beginning of the modern era of exploration, occupation and development of America.]
Barrage:
"With so many people on board, how can we be sure that Columbus was the first to see it?"
"Were Indians first discovered by Eskimos?"
"It's just Eurocentrism."
……
[Now we have Beijing, Nanjing, and Tokyo, why is there no Xijing? ]
[Actually, there is. Chang'an was often called Xijing in ancient times.]
[In 1932, Xi'an was also named Xijing City. ]
Barrage:
"Because Xijing was taken away by Tang Monk."
"No wonder the Tang Dynasty is located in the east longitude?"
"The capital of China, the two capitals in the east and west, with its back to Mang and its face to Luo, floating on the Wei and on the Jing. "
"The flames of war illuminated the Western Capital, and I felt uneasy. -- Joining the Army. "
《Beijing Youzhou City, Tokyo Bianliang City, Nanjing Jinling City, Xijing Chang'an City. 》
"This is how Xijing Hospital got its name."
……
【Isn’t it said that the design on the 50-yuan note is based on the Potala Palace? 】
[How come my 50 yuan doesn't look like the Potala Palace at all. ]
[The one with the Potala Palace scene costs 50 yuan, not 5 for 10 yuan. ]
Barrage:
"I want two 25-dollar bills."
《Five pieces worth ten dollars need to be combined on the workbench.》
"My WeChat account is also 50, why doesn't it match the Potala Palace?"
... [Why are there mountains above the tunnel? Can't we build a tunnel in a place without mountains? ]
[Although there are mountains above most tunnels, this is not always the case. ]
[For example, the Wuxi Taihu Tunnel is not covered by mountains, but by water. ]
[Some tunnels have no mountains above them and are completely empty. ]
[There were originally no mountains above some tunnels, but after they were completed, the excavated earth was placed on top of the tunnels, forming a green park.]
【It is like the tunnel comes first, then the mountain. 】
[Because often, there is no place to put the excavated stones, so they can only be placed on top of the tunnel]
Barrage:
"There are no mountains in the undersea tunnel, so why is there a sea?"
"I was afraid the tunnel would be blown away by the wind, so I moved a mountain to press it down."
"I just passed through the Taihu Tunnel today."
……
[Penguins in Antarctica can swim, so why don’t Antarctic penguins live in the Arctic? ]
[Because most penguins are afraid of heat and cannot go to the hot ocean. ]
[Although the penguins living in the Galapagos Islands cross the equator and live in the northern hemisphere. ]
[However, this type of penguin still cannot cross the equatorial warm current, and naturally cannot go to the Arctic. ]
Barrage:
"In fact, most penguins live in temperate zones."
If you take some penguins to the Arctic, can they reproduce in the Arctic?
"Polar Bear: Whose takeout order has arrived?"
……
[Since it is so hot near the equator, why not build another equator in northern my country? In this way, central heating will not be needed in the north in winter. ]
【Well, even I can’t answer this question. 】
……
In conjunction with the idiotic geographical questions, netizens complained one after another.
The ancients were no strangers to the mentally retarded.
I know that this is a place to have fun on the Internet in the future.
Naturally, I won’t take it too seriously.
Instead, let's discuss it from the perspective of Figure 1.
But
Qin Dynasty.
Ying Zheng also said in a relaxed mood: "Although most of the time these stupid questions make me feel like a pure gathering of fools."
"But this issue of retardation seems to be pretty good."
"While asking stupid questions, he also gave some answers that were as truthful and reasonable as possible, which allowed me to learn a lot about the customs and practices of later generations."
"This kind of idiocy is the real idiocy."
"Otherwise, it would be useless for the idiots to watch it."
Li Si, who was standing by, stroked his beard and laughed along with Ying Zheng:
"These people in the future are really good at having fun, which makes people laugh."
"But I think there are a lot of true insights hidden in this stupid bar."
"For example, the phrase 'the tunnel came first and the mountain came later' reminds me of the time when Your Majesty was building the highway,"
Ying Zheng also remembered his own achievements:
"When I was building the highway, didn't I also pile the excavated earth and rocks on both sides to form mountains?"
"You are so stupid, but you reminded me that when we build roads in the future, we can build some rockeries. It is both beautiful and practical."
……
And in the Jin Dynasty.
Sima Zhong, the really mentally retarded emperor, naturally felt very happy when he saw the mentally retarded person, just like returning home.
After reading these stupid geography questions,
Sima Zhong also said:
"Penguins are pretty good-looking animals. I like them very much."
"We are in the northern hemisphere, right?"
"It's not easy for penguins to come directly from the equator, but why don't they go around the equator? Wouldn't they be able to come this way?"
And in the Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Di raised the issue of the four capitals in the east, west, south and north to Tianmu.
I care more about it.
"Bianliang in the Song Dynasty was once called Dongjing, but in later times, Dongjing became a city in Japan."
"My Ming Dynasty should take back Tokyo."
"The four capitals in the east, west, south and north should all be within the borders of China." (End of this chapter)
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