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A new sky appears!

An elephant appeared on the sky.

Ancient people were no strangers to elephants.

Especially during warm periods like the Tang Dynasty, elephants' breeding grounds moved to Henan.

With a little more development we can cross the Yellow River.

But the elephant that appeared on the sky was not exactly the same as an ordinary elephant.

The elephants on the sky were obviously taller and more rugged, with more exaggerated giant tusks and long hair.

It seems to be very suitable for survival in cold regions.

This primitive and wild elephant is called a mammoth.

They have long been extinct due to climate change and the rise of humans.

The mammoth, wearing a cat meme head, stood on one side of the sky curtain, looking at the modern elephant appearing on the opposite side.

Mammoth: [Are you my descendant? It seems that you are doing well. Keep developing steadily. ]

Modern Elephant: [Received! Ancestor! The glory of the elephant family, the largest land creature, is still protected by me! ]

……

The screen switches instantly.

On the left side of the sky, a ferocious beast appeared that looked a bit like a lion and a bit like a tiger.

Its biggest and most striking feature is
It has a pair of fangs that are like sharp swords.

It was labeled a saber-toothed tiger.

Sabertooth Tiger: [I have been extinct for a million years because I couldn't make it. I didn't expect you to do so well and become the king of beasts.]

Modern Tiger: [Hehe, it’s all because of you, our ancestor, who laid a great foundation for us large cats. ]

Then the third scene appears.

A weird worm with a cat head and some of the original giant's aura asked:

[Descendant, why do you have two big pincers? 】

Lobster: [My dear! Because it is more handsome with claws! ]

Act IV.

Short-faced bear: [Not bad, you didn't lose face. The tigers and lions next door don't dare to provoke you.]

Brown Bear: [Thank you for the compliment, I will keep it up and let them know the power of bears.]

……

Act Five.

Giant Sloth: [Sloth? Are you my offspring? Why did I let a little brat like you come here? Where are your parents? When he comes, I will kick his ass! ]

Sloth: [Hello… ancestor… I… am…]

When the sky screen plays here.

The ancients also knew what this video was about.

It should refer to some creatures that exist now.

Conversations with those animals, their extinct ancestors.

The sky and holy light in the background also indicate that this is no longer a conversation taking place on earth, but in heaven.

Netizens are also discussing it.

"Mammoth: This elephant child is so short that he doesn't even have the demeanor I had in my youth."

"The saber-toothed tiger is actually more like a lion."

"The saber-toothed tiger is extinct."

《The short-faced bear is more closely related to the spectacled bear.》

"Lobster: Ancestor, I'm trying to evolve into a delicious appearance."

"Lobsters and hallucinogens have nothing to do with each other. Hallucinogens are extinct!"

《The descendants of the hallucinogens are the people of Ymir! 》

《To all the people of Ymir.》

Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng saw this interesting video, smiled relaxedly and said:

"I see. It's a video of livestock though."

“But this conversation spans thousands or even millions of years.”

“But it’s quite fun.”

"Just like me, if the ancestors of the Qin Dynasty hundreds of years ago had a conversation with me, they would definitely be proud."

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng suddenly felt unhappy again.

Because although Ying Zheng was convinced that the great achievements he had made would make the ancestors of the Qin Dynasty and even the sages of the Shang Dynasty feel proud and proud.

But what about his descendants?
Tianmu revealed that the Qin Emperor died during his reign!

……

And in the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Qizhen looked at the animals on the sky and said happily.

"What if I met Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, after my death?"

"I'm sure he will give me a very high evaluation."

"My current civil administration is already very good, worthy of Emperor Wen's level." "The only thing missing is my martial arts skills."

"I also hope that the sage Li Shimin can protect me from heaven, so that my martial arts can keep up with Li Shimin's level."

Because it’s a fun short video.

The ancient people also looked at the sky with a relatively relaxed attitude.

The sky screen also continued to play.

New creatures appeared on the screen.

This time it was a shark that appeared.

Megalodon: [Little offspring, what’s wrong with you? Why are you so small? Aren’t you full? ]

Modern shark: [There is nothing we can do about it, as many sea areas have been polluted. It is not easy to find food now. However, even though I am not as big as you, I am still the overlord of the ocean.]

First Panda: [Panda of the next generation, how did you become like this? Shouldn't our beast tribe never be enslaved? ]

Panda: [Ancestor, I don’t want to act cute, but humans provide me with food and shelter and treat me like a national treasure.]

Next on the sky curtain, a four-legged creature named Pakicetus appeared.

This Pakicetus has four long legs and a long mouth.

Sort of like an anteater.

Ancient people thought that the descendants of Pakicetus must be creatures like hunting dogs.

Pakicetus: [Where are my offspring? Where are my offspring? I won't become extinct, will I?]

suddenly!

A huge shadow fell from the sky, and a gigantic whale fell directly on Pakicetus with a thud.

Modern whale: [Hey, where is my ancestor? Why is he gone? ]

……

Tost Giant Squid: [Our family can reach a length of 20 meters and weigh more than 1 ton. I believe our descendants will only be more powerful. ]

Grilled squid: [Look, ancestor! My spicy and fresh squid is very delicious, only 5 yuan a skewer. ]

And at the end of the video.

A domineering dinosaur appeared on the sky.

This dinosaur has been told before.

It is the absolute overlord among dinosaurs, Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Tyrannosaurus Rex: [What rotten fish and shrimps were those who just appeared. 】

[My descendants must be the most powerful! Show up! Descendants of dinosaurs! ]

With a roar from the Tyrannosaurus Rex,

A chicken appeared on the sky.

The cock cackled twice, flapped its wings and danced, then said:
[Ancestor Tyrannosaurus Rex, look at me, I will dance for you, do you think I am beautiful? ]

With the little song of facing reality, the sky screen video ended and barrages of comments flew out.

"UP thinks it's fun to randomly identify the ancestors of animals? Do you want me to randomly identify one for you?"

《Isn’t this fun?》

"Killer Whale: Great White Shark? What kind of ocean overlord are you?"

"The chicken's ancestor is totally wrong! It's a dinosaur, but not a Tyrannosaurus Rex."

"BYD Tyrannosaurus Rex is a member of the Tyrannosaurinae subfamily of theropod superfamily Tyrannosaurinae, and has little to do with the dromaeosaurid family of birds."

《Is there a problem with all of them being archosaurs? 》

"Cold knowledge: the ancestor of chickens is indeed Tyrannosaurus Rex, but it is a relative of Tyrannosaurus Rex."

"Even if the squid ancestor comes, he will have to be put on the iron plate!"

《Wow, a ton of sizzling squid!》

"A bunch of unrelated animals are put together and forced to recognize each other as their ancestors. I am speechless."

"Pakicetus may really be the ancestor of whales."

《Little Blackie! Bring your Tyrannosaurus Rex to the court session! 》

It can be seen that in the barrage and comments of the video, many netizens are complaining about this kind of cat meme entertainment video. Although it is mainly for fun, there are too many errors in the biology that are worth complaining about.

Some even started to criticize the up-host directly.

Criticize him for making random videos and spreading science.

But in the Northern Dynasties.

Gao Huan watched the video and thought there was nothing wrong with it.

Even though Gao Huan didn't understand biology, he could see it.

Many of the animals on the sky are actually not ancestors or descendants at all.

It's just a messed up video.

But Gao Huan thinks:
"Isn't it just a funny video? What's the big deal about randomly identifying ancestors?"

"As long as it is a profitable behavior, it is not a problem to recognize an ancestor."

"If my last name is Ba, I would have to acknowledge the Tyrannosaurus Rex as my ancestor."

"After all, what family can be more elegant than the Tyrannosaurus Rex family?"

"My name is Gao Huan, and I come from the Tyrannosaurus Rex family of the Cretaceous period!" (End of this chapter)