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Chapter 882: You said I, Lü Bu, was a slave of three families? Answer me!

A new sky screen appears.

The character in the picture, Lu Bu from the TV series Three Kingdoms, was already recognized by the ancient people.

I saw Lu Bu, with his face close to the camera, looking very angry and speaking madly.

[I heard that some haters are bashing me, saying: Lu Bu, you are so invincible, but you are still a slave of three surnames? A traitor and a traitor? ]

【I want to ask you something. I am a worker. 】

【Is it wrong to want to live a better life? 】

[I have been following Ding Yuan for so long, getting up earlier than chickens and sleeping later than dogs every day, but I have always been just a small clerk. ]

[Why can Zhang Liao become a high-ranking official as soon as he arrives? 】

[Ah? For someone like him who doesn't know how to reward or punish, are we going to keep him around until the New Year?]

[Answer me! Is it wrong for me to confront my boss? ]

【You scabs! 】

【Let’s talk about Dong Zhuo again. 】

[At first, he was really nice to me, and I thought I had met my benefactor. ]

[I didn't expect that this old man would ask me to dig up the tomb of the Han emperor to earn military pay.]

[How can I, a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty, not feel sad? ]

[You can dig it up, but he gets all the benefits, while I get all the blame.]

[I can still tolerate these things for the time being. ]

[But what I couldn't stand the most was that he actually took away Diao Chan's virginity! ]

[I, Lu Bu, can be a tomb raider, or I can be a scapegoat. ]

[But I can’t wear this green hat at all. ]

[If it were you, could you do it? ]

[If I ask you to write a novel, can you write a tortoise-style novel? ]

[You guys who call me a slave of three surnames, answer me! ]

【Look in my eyes!】

【Tell me why? 】

【Why? baby? why! 】

[Today I won’t pretend anymore and will tell you haters the truth. ]

[Laozi seems to have recognized the thief as his father, but in fact he was sleeping on straw and tasting gall. ]

【Because I am loyal! 】

[The Han court was in turmoil, and I followed Ding Yuan to the capital to quell the rebellion.]

【Later, Ding Yuan wanted to make Liu Bian the emperor. 】

【I killed Ding Yuan.】

[Dong Zhuo disrupted the imperial court and humiliated Emperor Xian. I will kill Dong Zhuo.]

【Guo Si kidnapped Emperor Xian, I beat Guo Si.】

[Cao Cao uses the emperor to control the princes. Should I fight him to the death? 】

[What have I done that was not for the Dahan? ]

[Backstabbing my godfather, that's all because I'm loyal to the Han! ]

[You still say I'm a traitor? ]

[Can a traitor be named Marquis of Loyalty? ]

[Well, answer me! ]

[Yuan Shao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and other lords all claimed to support the Han Dynasty, but in their hearts they all wanted to become emperors.]

[Only I, Lu Bu, am a true loyal minister of the Han Dynasty. ]

[It’s a pity that without the attribute bonus of my godfather, I was one step behind in the end. 】

[So, listen up, haters! I am not a slave of three surnames, I am the Marquis of Loyalty! ]

[He was personally conferred the title of Marquis of Loyalty by the Emperor of the Han Dynasty! ]

[Do you know Chen Gong? ]

[Boss Cao's white moonlight! ]

[A man as upright as Chen Gong follows me, Lu Bu! ]

[If I wasn't for the Han Dynasty, would Chen Gong follow me? ]

【what? 】

【answer me! 】

[Some people say that The Marquis of Loyalty is a wild history, or the shittiest of the New Three Kingdoms.]

【Then let’s look at the official history:】

[The Records of the Three Kingdoms records: "At first, the emperor was in Hedong, and he wrote a letter to summon Bu to come and welcome him."]

【Did you see it? 】

【Emperor Xian of Han escaped from the control of Li Jue and Guo Si and was at the end of his rope in Hedong.】

[The first person he thought of was me, Lu Bu! ]

[The first imperial decree issued was for me to rescue the emperor!] [Do I need to tell you how valuable this is?]

[Why didn't Emperor Xian of Han call someone else first, but summoned me, Lü Bu? ]

[I, Lü Bu, have been a loyal minister supporting the Han Dynasty throughout my life. ]

【Loyalty is something that heaven and earth can bear witness to.】

【I am the most patriotic. 】

[Can Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan compare? ]

[Even before Emperor Xian died, he asked to be buried with Laozi.]

[Can you understand the value of this? ]

[Ah? Yes! Yes! Yes…]

……

This is the end of this funny video.

There were also many complaints in the barrage.

《Fuck, it’s true.》

"It seems to make a lot of sense."

"Judging from his deeds rather than his heart, Lü Bu is a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty."

《No problem, bullshit!》

"Wasn't he Marquis Wen? Has he changed to Marquis Zhongyi?"

"The new three are harmful to people."

"What a lie! Marquis of Loyalty? The Marquis of Loyalty was conferred by the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, Gao Xixi, himself, right?"

"It turns out to be the New Three Kingdoms. That's all right."

"Can the New Three Kingdoms' Loyal Marquis count?"

"How can one be called a Marquis of Loyalty after having dug up the emperor's ancestral grave under Dong Zhuo?"

"Then how do you explain your marriage to Yuan Shu?"

"Lü Bu's biggest flaw is getting involved with Yuan Shu, everything else is just a small matter."

"A loyal minister of the Han Dynasty? A loyal minister of Dazhong!"

"Lü Bu: As soon as I heard that Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor, I turned against him."

"Don't run away, three angry stars, take my halberd!"

……

And outside the sky.

Cao Cao.

After reading this passage, Cao Cao was stunned at first, then he threw his head back and laughed.

"This Lu Bu is able to find excuses for himself."

"What do you mean by doing it for the Han Dynasty? Humph, he killed Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo only for his own ambition and selfish desires."

"He said that I was holding the emperor hostage to control the other lords, but if I hadn't brought the emperor back, who knows what kind of chaos the world would have been in."

"He, Lu Bu, makes himself sound very righteous."

"But don't you think about the fact that he has been wandering around all his life, relying on many people and betraying many people?"

"With such behavior, how can you be considered a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty?"

"This sky-covered video is supposed to be used for fun and entertainment."

“Fortunately, it can be seen that later generations of netizens were not deceived.”

"Pi'er, see what the netizens on the sky screen said."

"It seems that Tianmu said that Lü Bu's title of Marquis of Loyalty came from a TV series called New Three Kingdoms."

“Who filmed the New Three Kingdoms?”

"How did I, Cao Mengde, perform in the New Three Kingdoms?"

And at the same time.

When Liu Bei first saw Lu Bu, he was so angry that he laughed at himself for claiming to be a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty.

"The Lu Bu played by the sky curtain is really good at speaking."

"If he is truly loyal, why would he be so fickle?"

"Although Lu Bu is extremely brave, his actions are indeed difficult to convince others."

"He prides himself on being loyal and righteous, but he does so many erratic things, which is hard to agree with."

"However, His Majesty has issued an edict to him, asking him to rescue him."

"That's true. I just regret that I was so weak and the journey was so long."

"Otherwise, I would have certainly gone to serve Your Majesty, and would not have let Your Majesty fall to the point of asking Lu Bu for help, ah!"

Beside Liu Bei, Guan Yu was thinking secretly.

"That Lu Bu is fickle and is definitely not a loyal and righteous person, nor is he the loyal and righteous marquis that Your Majesty has bestowed upon him."

"But... the title of Marquis Wen conferred personally by his Majesty is indeed real."

"In comparison, my title of Marquis of Han Shou Ting is outshined." (End of this chapter)

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