With the full level of enlightenment, you can rub the fruit of transcendence with your hands!

Chapter 588 Song Collection (Satire Version)

Although Song Ji was inspired? Bewitched? by Maitreya's words, it still couldn't change the fact that he was a weak chicken. He simply shut down his brain temporarily. The most important thing was to hold on to the thighs of the two guardian arhats and then transform the knowledge he learned into strength.

Before Song Ji could exchange a few more moves with the two Arhats, he was kicked out of the house by Maitreya, and the two Bronze Man Venerables were also kicked out with him.

The slightly taller bronze man on the left held a straw man in his hand and handed it to Song Ji: "Here, your amulet. Keep it well, so that we don't have to deal damage in the front and your back row is cut off. This thing is quite useful. It can flash three times, which is enough for you to react to the battle situation."

Song Ji took it with a shy face and put it carefully in his arms. He felt a chill close to the straw man and heard an inexplicable laugh, like that of a child.

"Your Excellency, what do you think we should do first?"

The tall arhat grinned and said, "Don't be so polite. Since you have been studying under the Buddha for a while, even if you are a registered disciple, we are from the same school. Just call me brother."

"Hey, senior brother, I wonder what your Dharma name is, and this... second senior brother?" Song Ji asked.

The tall man touched his shiny bald head. He was made of steel, iron, gold and bronze. He was more robotic than a robot, and more like a native of the cyber world than Song Ji.

"As for me, people in the underworld call me Futu, my nickname is Iron-armed Vajra, and my Buddhist name is Jianglong. You can just call me Brother Jianglong."

Song Ji then looked at the newly-minted second senior brother: "Then this senior brother should be Fu Hu?"

The 'Second Senior Brother' was silent for a while, and glanced at Song Ji: "My name is Erlong, and my Dharma name is Tianlong. The real dragon that your senior brother has subdued is me."

Song Ji smiled awkwardly, and Jiang Long put his arm around his shoulders: "These are all old things, don't mention them. Your second brother is not good at talking, so bear with it and don't take it to heart."

"I dare not, I dare not." Song Ji laughed dryly.

"Your eldest brother and second brother have just arrived. As the host, don't you want to show your appreciation, third brother?" Jianglong was a bit outgoing and had almost advanced the relationship between the three of them to that of close brothers. He rubbed his hands and said this with some excitement.

Song Ji was a little confused and looked at his two brothers with iron bodies: "Well... Brothers, do you want to use electricity or gasoline? There doesn't seem to be any gas stations in this area, and there is no 9295 mixed oil..."

"Third brother, what are you talking about? Even though your brother looks like this now, he was rich and a well-known figure in his past." Jianglong was beaming with joy.

"The two of us are known as the peerless duo. Together with my seventeen brothers, we make up the eighteen great warriors. We have roamed the world, from the foot of Lingshan Mountain to the eastern road of Penglai Fairy Mountain without blinking an eye. If the Buddha hadn't been holding us captive, we would have changed the world long ago."

No, the Eighteen Guardians, shouldn't it be the Thirteen Guardians? The Eighteen should be the Eighteen Arhats, right? Also, Lingshan and Penglai don't look like they are in this cyber world, right? Where are you from, brother?
Regardless of whether they were good at cutting eyes along the way or not, why did it feel like these two venerables had become different people after they left that door? Their natures had been somewhat liberated. If you didn't know them well, you would have thought they were some kind of outlaw heroes who had just appeared out of nowhere.

Song Ji had a lot of complaints stuck in his throat and didn't know how to answer for a moment. If he had a complaint energy collector now, it should have been fully charged by now.

Jianglong winked: "Why don't you understand?" He looked at himself and suddenly realized: "Oh, brother, you don't have to treat me as a monk, just think boldly." As he said that, he didn't know how to do it, the original yellow monk's robe was changed into a leather jacket and leather pants with several rows of rivets on it. He pinched some iron powder from his body, pinched it into earrings and put them on himself happily.

Erlong beside him also changed his clothes silently, wearing a small vest, big leather boots, and worn-out jeans. He stood aside with his hands in his pockets, his gaze slightly raised at 45 degrees. He didn't have a cigarette, otherwise he would have lit one by now. Then he blew a smoke ring and said, "Do you want to hear my story?"

Not to mention, looking at the two people's attire, Song Ji really had the urge to pass them a cigarette, but when he touched his pocket, the fact of poverty once again taught him a lesson.

"Um... Senior Miroku said he wanted to kill the ghost..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Long interrupted again, "The ultimate mission of killing ghosts is to clean up the surrounding area, but the emperor has plenty of hungry soldiers. It's not easy to come out here, so you have to have fun before going back. Don't worry, even if you get cheated, we two brothers will take care of it in front of you, so it won't affect you."

Song Ji said with a righteous face: "We are brothers for life. Since I call you two brothers, it is not reasonable for you to take the lead while I sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor. We should share the good and the bad together!"

Jiang Long patted his shoulder and said, "Okay, that sounds good. I was right. From now on, I will protect you. You can be as domineering as you want and bully men and women. Naturally, you two brothers will clean up your mess."

Song Ji waved his hands quickly: "No, no, I am not famous, I don't have that kind of hobby, I am very timid, I'd better stay calm for a while, otherwise I will be killed by others."

"Hey, what are you afraid of with my big brother here?" Jiang Long spat, turned his head and looked around. Just then, a gang member with a depressed look passed by. He pushed Song Ji and said, "Go, give him two slaps!"

Song Ji felt that his two brothers, especially the eldest brother, were a little crazy. He didn't know that person, but he knew a little about the gang he belonged to. It was a medium-sized gang that engaged in usury and organ trading. Sometimes they would hold competitions and let the captured people fight with wild beasts, or compete with mechanical beasts, and then they would be the banker to place bets and collect some gambling money.

Seeing Song Ji hesitated, Jiang Longtou whispered, "Don't be afraid. You don't know how powerful I am. I have a pair of eyes that are not to be underestimated. That man has ghost energy, and all his yang energy has been devoured. He must have stayed in a place with abnormalities for too long."

"Well, although your two brothers are somewhat free in their actions, they have also been educated by the Buddha's love. When they go out, they still have to abide by the Buddhist rules and regulations. You just go up and ridicule them, and I'll take care of the rest."

"Think about it, where there is an anomaly, there is at least one abnormal item or evil spirit. Killing monsters can also drop equipment, and all the items belong to you. Even if the props are useless, they can at least make you stronger, right?"

Song Ji licked his lips and confirmed two things. First, Maitreya’s so-called education of love must be very painful. Second, he now had to get used to being a human-shaped mocking device.

'To increase strength, to survive'

He no longer hesitated and quickly walked towards the man: "You thief, you are so ugly and dare to come out to affect the city appearance, you deserve to be beaten!"

We sent out Song Ji, and asked him to use the taunt (physical version) quickly. There were two snapping sounds, and the palms and cheeks made close contact. The taunt took effect on the group, and Song Ji's taunt experience value increased!

(End of this chapter)