Bronze door through time and space

Chapter 518: God of Fun

Take a gamble, if you win you become a father, if you lose you have to be on the road, this is the determination of the island country, comparable to the 100 million people who died in battle back then.

They were so decisive because they were forced into it. After all, no one wants to have another father above them, who takes half of their salary and uses violence from time to time.

After waiting for a long time for the feathers to become sparse, they were just waiting for the oxygen tube to be removed. However, with the influence of the Extraordinary Era spreading wildly, the Lighthouse Nation, whose originally shaky dominant position was like being injected with a shot of cardiotonic, once again showed the world its strong muscles full of steroids. Naturally, the dog son who had been restless before was beaten up a lot.

In the past, I would just beat him without even a reason. Even a father would need a reason to beat his son. No matter how much grievance the little dog had, he would have to swallow it.

But now it's different. As the place with the most ghosts and gods in the world and the first place where supernatural beings appeared, the island nation not only has more confidence, but also has a strong desire to take out the mourning clothes it has prepared for many years and fulfill its filial piety to its godfather as soon as possible. So it has done many weird things, such as using strange factors to repair the ecosystem of the sub-island, and absorbing monsters to build Yokai Town on the outskirts of Tokyo. Anyway, there are many examples, just hoping to make a splash.

However, in Yan Xu's opinion, there is no need to prepare so much. The first two things alone are enough. On the one hand, they need to train little monsters for Ultraman, and on the other hand, they need to arrange venues for the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons. With the fragile body of the island country, I really don't know how many episodes it can last.

Everyone knows that this is an adventure and a gamble, but in the minds of the island country's top leaders, only by being crazier than their godfather can they achieve overtaking. As for the risks, it is normal to have risks when wanting to achieve such a grand goal. If they bring out the slogan of "100 million deaths in glory" and let everyone share the risk, wouldn't the risk be lower?

If you spread the risk of being cut into pieces among ten thousand people, then there will only be one cut per person, which is perfect.

It's a pity that because they have been loved by their godfathers for decades, their whole body and mind are almost permeated by their godfather's style, so there are so many traitors and guides.

Let me put it this way, when Gin comes, he has to smoke two packs of cigarettes to calm down first, and then change his pistol to a Gatling gun, and his bomb to a thermobaric bomb, otherwise he will never be able to kill them all, he will never be able to kill them all.

This is not an exaggeration, because the dialogue between man and god at the Hongye Mountain Ghost Shrine had just ended not long ago, and all the video and audio as well as various preliminary analysis materials appeared in the hands of the supreme commander of the mold base.

Apart from the time spent on sorting out the information and on the road, there was hardly a minute of delay, green lights throughout, and no obstacles at all. The efficiency was higher than that of the island country's officials, because up to now the top leaders in Tokyo have not received the report on this incident.

He thought that his son of a bitch had caused trouble again, but after a quick look, Lieutenant General Johnson immediately realized the importance of the intelligence and information. He packed them in explosion-proof boxes, immediately arranged a plane, and personally delivered them to the mainland, handing them over to the White House for a more professional and detailed analysis, because this matter was no longer something he, a lieutenant general stationed on an island country, could solve.

After so many years of development and improvement, the think tank of the Lighthouse Country is not like what is shown in the movies, a group of idiots who can only think with their butts. In fact, except for the problem of their perspective, they are well-deserved human elites and true authorities in all walks of life.

Thanks to the island nation using the most advanced equipment, whether it is video, audio or various data, they are all very clear and complete, which saves them a lot of time and allows them to conduct intelligence analysis immediately.

The first conclusion we came to was that the gods were really not primitive. At least they had basic modern common sense. Moreover, the god in the conversation really had the ability to influence and control modern equipment, whether through divine power or technology. The other party had this ability, but the upper limit could not be predicted at present.

As soon as this conclusion was reached, not only the person in the White House was a little restless, but also those who were qualified to know about this matter felt uneasy, because technology is both the confidence of mankind and their weakness. Humans dare to seek the power of gods because they think they have mastered the corresponding or even stronger power, but one is attributed to personal strength, and the other is attributed to the power of technology.

Now their greatest confidence and biggest reliance have become unreliable. How can they not panic?

Without the power of technology, humans will not return to the Stone Age, but mobile phone axes, laptop shields, bags and leather armor will probably become mainstream, because there are really not many people who understand traditional blacksmithing skills.

After confirming this, the White House attached greater importance to the information, mobilizing a large amount of resources and manpower to analyze every second. Not only the content of the conversation, but even the ups and downs of the tone of each sentence were analyzed in detail, which was enough to write hundreds of papers.

The last person to receive this treatment was Confucius. Every sentence and every word he left behind was twisted into hundreds of different meanings by later Confucian scholars. If you did not follow their meaning, it would be considered heresy.

Because the audio data is extremely clear, even the type of beverage consumed can be analyzed by those omnipotent scientists.

A group of scientists used different forces and angles to unscrew thousands of beverages of various brands, causing the blood sugar levels of all experimenters and guards to rise significantly during that period, and bees were flying around the urinals.

After inputting the collected sounds into a supercomputer for comparison, the final conclusion was reached that this god liked to drink Coke.

This was just a small piece of the puzzle in the entire huge analysis plan, and then everyone focused more on the content of the conversation between the man and the god.

The communication between one person and one god is not much, but the simple conversation contains a vast amount of valuable information. There are too many things to explore, such as the pond theory.

Comparing the world to a pond and the gods to big fish is very appropriate, but it also reflects the descriptor's superior attitude above the pond and the gods.

This kind of arrogance is not expressed in the words or tone, but only by standing by the pond can one clearly see it and make a general description, just like a swan looking down at a frog in a well, which undoubtedly reveals the other party's transcendent side.

From this we can see that the other party is definitely not a small and unknown ghost from the island country. Therefore, some people boldly speculate that according to the pond theory, whether there are more and larger ponds, just like parallel universes, and this god named Guimen Shangren comes from other worlds, because the other party's words clearly reveal that he is quite familiar with human civilization, especially the Lighthouse Country and the island country, which does not seem like a god who has just awakened.

In the end, the think tank concluded that this is a god of fun who leans towards the human camp. He does not like what humans do, but does not hate the human race. He has no sense of belonging to the gods and has a kind of detached feeling that he is outside the world.

But that is not enough. There are still large gaps in the information puzzle. They need to talk to this god in person. This is the only god they can contact and communicate with at present. The Lighthouse Nation will definitely not miss this opportunity.

(End of this chapter)