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Chapter 537: The Kappa Who Wasn't Harmed

Chapter 537: The Kappa Who Wasn't Harmed

Kappa, old friends, have been recruited by the Moroboshi family since Fuejima. Although inconspicuous, they are old employees. Today, they have got a new job, which is to cheer up a group of humans in the way that Kappa is best at, which is both physical and psychological.

Watanabe and others were horrified to find that the few people at the back were bending over and sticking out their buttocks like shrimps, and behind them were several monsters with bird beaks and monkey arms, which looked exactly like the legendary kappa, but now they needed a helping hand from the kappa. The worried nine-horned man turned into a man with a clear mind, and he didn't even turn when he shit.

The gluteus maximus tightened quickly with amazing reaction speed. Watanabe and others watched in horror as the kappa slowly pulled out its slender arms, with a fist-sized jade in its claws. Their faces turned green immediately.

Not to mention straight men like them, even gay men rarely can withstand such a diameter, so they turn around and run. There is no such thing as laziness. They are just afraid that they can't run fast enough.

Seeing a group of people sprinting hard with all their might, Yan Xu nodded with satisfaction, thinking it was worth it for him to specially find these good helpers.

Although both of them were digging, compared to the cruelty of hyenas, Kappa was much more civilized, and the ancestral technique was very delicate. What's more, Yan Xu was kind enough to let Kappa rub oil on his hands. Nantong said it was good and it could guarantee that even if one suffered from severe hemorrhoids, there would be no bleeding.

"Not only is he kind, he is also thoughtful. I am worthy of this." Yan Xu was very satisfied with his own creativity and decided to intensify his efforts to stimulate their full potential.

Abe screamed and sprinted desperately, but his body full of fat from cola and potato chips was not strong enough and he soon fell behind. He was so tired that his eyes rolled back. Unfortunately, even if he stuck out his tongue, he still didn't look cute.

Watanabe was quite loyal and reached out to help his brother, but a dark shadow suddenly jumped out from the side of the road. With a "puff", the sound of cloth tearing, the valve breaking, and the narrow pipe being expanded interrupted his actions. He could only run forward desperately with tears in his eyes and his brother's last wish, not wanting to let his brother fall in vain.

Abe, who suffered a huge impact, fell to the ground in tears. Only his legs twitching from time to time and his gluteus maximus shaking proved that he was still alive.

With a pop sound, the jade that was a circle larger than that of an ordinary person was taken out by the Kappa. After losing the jade, Abe suddenly fell into a state of boredom. He didn't want to live, but was too lazy to die. This is the ability of the Kappa.

Apo is not an exception, and in the eyes of Kappa, everyone is treated equally, so no matter whether male or female, as long as they fall behind, they will inevitably be scooped out. From then on, they no longer have to worry about constipation, but only about farting and pooping in their trouser pockets.

The dual threats of physical and psychological factors made humans unleash amazing potential and quickly adapt to the initial training intensity. Even a fat guy like Abe lost 20 to 30 pounds, showing a trend of changing from false fat to fat-wrapped muscles.

However, due to his weight, his speed was still the lowest among the crowd, which meant that he was more likely to attract Kappa's special attention, so this journey almost became a blood and tears history for him, with blood, tears, and shit.

Igarashi has a habit of exercising, but Kappa's subsequent sneak attacks became random, so he was not spared.

Igarashi, who was used to being a female boss, always wanted revenge. Unfortunately, the Kappa was not only agile, but also covered in oil, making it impossible to catch her. If she was not careful, she would be killed by the Kappa. After failing twice, even someone as proud as her lost her temper and could only run away while learning to be wary of sneak attacks.

Thanks to Kappa's help, everyone successfully completed the first stage of training, and then started their first job change, which was also a crucial one.

There are countless chances to restart during training, but if you make the wrong choice when changing jobs, there is no chance to start over.

"This is a trial potion. Everyone should choose different potions according to their chosen career path. It is best to refer to your own strengths so that you can get twice the result with half the effort." Aiba Misao said to the crowd whose spirits were obviously different.

Afterwards, various trial potions were displayed, and the eyes of those who had finally passed the first training suddenly lit up. They dreamed of seeking revenge on the Kappa after becoming strong, so they were all very motivated.

"I plan to become a sword warrior, so that I can slice a kappa like a cucumber." Watanabe, who has become much more sturdy, said as he touched the Jindanhu. From the description, it is clear that he did not escape. "I want to try to be an Onmyoji," Abe said after a moment's hesitation.

"Then catch a kappa as a shikigami."

Watanabe and Igarashi looked at him strangely when they heard this, and he hurriedly explained in panic.

"Don't you think Kappa's abilities are very effective in interrogating and guarding prisoners?!"

"I understand. I understand the relationship between Onmyoji and Shikigami." Watanabe nodded as if he understood.

"Stop kidding, are you really determined to choose the path of Onmyoji?" Igarashi said with a frown.

Just now, Aiba Mio said that trial potions are not omnipotent, especially for professions such as Onmyoji. Although they can grant a certain amount of spiritual power, if one does not have the talent in this area, then basically one will be at the peak from the start and have no future at all.

"I believe I have the talent to become an Onmyoji." Abe didn't know where his confidence came from. Did he really think he had it, or was he unable to resist the temptation to become an Onmyoji and cultivate all kinds of beautiful Shikigami?

"I want to be a ninja." Igarashi, who was not going to persuade anymore, stated his chosen career.

"You don't want to change your job to become a Demon Hunter Ninja, do you?" Abe couldn't help but speak.

"Get lost!" Since they are all in the otaku circle, how could Igarashi not know what Abe meant, he said unhappily.

No matter what, the trial still has risks. After the three of them wished each other well, they each picked up the trial potion of their choice and started their own extraordinary journey.

Hongye City is not closed, and what happens here is naturally known to the Monster Province. They are also very interested in the various potions there, especially the trial potions that can make one become an extraordinary professional.

Although other countries have similar products, they all have some side effects. Not only are they difficult to strengthen in a targeted manner, but they also have a high chance of mutation. Therefore, stable and harmless trial potions are extremely tempting to them.

Under the order of his superior, Shuichirou Shimanuki went to the city in person to buy some, but Hongye City only sold small red bottles and did not sell trial potions at all.

Although it is a bit regrettable, the little red bottle is enough to significantly reduce the casualties of the Yokai Province's action force.

The main reason is that the authorities dare not use tough measures. Firstly, they cannot defeat them, and secondly, they are not stupid. They know that the Ghost Gate Master is on the human side, but they still want to offend him to death.

It would be fine if it was peacetime, but now it seems like he is not dying fast enough.

Moreover, these people are all from the island country. When they become extraordinary people, the biggest beneficiary is the island country, and they can still settle this account.

(End of this chapter)

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