Bronze door through time and space

Chapter 592: The Underworld is Crazy

As Yan Xu opened the reincarnation channels of several world fragments, the massive amount of accumulated souls, like sewage that found a flood outlet, rushed into the new underworld almost frantically. Even if he closed it immediately, the underworld was almost blown up. Now he understood why some women hate men who don't carry an umbrella at night.

For this reason, Yan Xu had to temporarily expand the space of the underworld so that the ghost warriors who seemed to be stuck in cement could move.

The tens of thousands of ghost warriors who had finally escaped the squeeze immediately used extremely rough methods, kicking and beating these dead souls who were terrified by the change of environment, to initially divert the team, and let them flow instead of being blocked like a pool of stagnant water.

There were many rebels during this period, but they were chopped into pieces on the spot.

Fortunately, this is the underworld, so the souls will not be scattered, but the pain is no less, otherwise how can we scare these dead souls.

After the chaos was ruthlessly suppressed, efficiency was immediately improved, but this also increased the frequency of the ghost warriors' brutality. They would kill ghosts and split souls at will without looking at the target or asking the reason, and force all the dead souls to abide by the rules of the underworld, even if these dead souls had no idea what the rules of the underworld were.

Uncle Jiu and others were almost going crazy with work and had no time to correct these things. They had become like oxen and horses, and were now so busy that only the instinct of work remained. Even if they regretted boarding Yan Xu's ship, they would have to wait until after get off work. As for when to get off work, they would talk about it later.

Uncle Jiu was not the only one who was busy. The Master of Ghost Gate swung up the Yama Seal, and sparks were flying from his stamping. The seven secretaries in charge of clerical work nearby watched with their eyelids twitching. They did not dare to slow down for even a second. The seven of them were like a little train, moving piles of documents to the desk of the King of Hell. Even though the Yama Seal was leaving an afterimage, the piles did not decrease.

These seven hard-working unlucky guys are the husbands of the fox wives. As veteran Furui control freaks, they know their wives are vixens, but they still refuse to repent. Facts have once again proved that no matter how well a man takes care of himself, he can't stop the soft and moist grinding disc driven by his wife's slender waist. Soy milk is ground out bucket by bucket. So even with the elixir given by Yan Xu to regulate his body, he still ruins himself in advance. Now he can only work in the underworld, while his wives take their wages and settle in Linghuan Island, dressing up and walking around the streets all day long, and they don't know when they will meet Mr. Ximen.

However, these future hat merchants no longer cared about these things. They were busy helping the King of Hell deal with the paperwork that poured in like a tide day and night. They had no time to think about anything else. Even if their wives sent them arsenic sugar water, they would swallow it in one gulp before saying anything else.

Yan Xu only stayed there for half a day, but he was so shocked by the scene in front of him that his scalp numbed. It was obvious that all the preparations he had made before were in vain.

There was no other way. In a very short period of time, millions of dead souls flooded into the underworld. Each one needed to be verified and the treatment method determined, but there were less than a dozen management personnel.
Yan Xu immediately pulled in all the ministers of the Japanese cabinet and asked them to take turns going to the underworld to work as helpers, as a way of adapting to their new jobs in advance. Anyway, they would have to come here to work after death, and as for reincarnation after death, they would have to work for eight hundred years first.

But it is not enough, or even far from enough.

Now Uncle Jiu and his men use one person as ten oxen and horses, and the oxen and horses are used as a group of beasts. Even if the manpower was increased tenfold, it would not be enough.

Now Yan Xu finally understood why there were the Five Ghost Emperor's Palaces, the Ten Palaces of the King of Hell, the Six Cases of the Officials, the Judge's Office, the Reincarnation Department, the Underworld Department, the Ten Ghost Marshals, and countless ghost messengers, because they were truly not enough.

But in a short period of time, the evolution of Yan Xu's lower dantian underworld increased from a few percent to nearly 20%, saving him a hundred years of hard practice and comprehension, so he could only continue to work hard like a cow.

As if he had made up his mind, Yan Xu began to look for cattle and horses to work for him.

The omnipotent immortals could not escape the fate of being a cow or a horse. Azhenpo, who had been doing good deeds all her life, was dragged to Naihe Bridge to make Mengpo soup. Dog Lord, who had been a dog for many years, was forced to change back to his original form and went to Evil Dog Ridge. Huang Baye led his great-grandson Xiao Zuanfeng to be a messenger. Bai Jiaojiao led a group of vixens to the Hall of Enchantment. Yan Xu did not even let his own woman go. Xianggui dragged her father to hell, swung an iron rod and beat him, sending the sinner into the depths of hell.

After a busy period of work, a rough framework was finally established. The souls of the dead, whether good or evil, were sent directly to reincarnation as much as possible. The only difference was their birth and health, but it would not determine their achievements and good or evil in this life.

Great philanthropists need to arrange a special VIP channel and receive the guests well even if they are busy. They must make sure that the other party is satisfied, because these dead souls come with good deeds and hidden virtues. If they are well served, the underworld will also share some of the merits.

But the most troublesome ones are the wicked ones, because they will go to hell.

In all myths, descriptions of hell are based on themes of terror and torture, but this is not their purpose.

The underworld is not idle and has to torture sinners. The main reason is that the souls of sinners are tainted with strong sins and karma. If they are not cleared away, not only will there be the problem of people being born evil, but it will also pollute and block the reincarnation channel.

Just like tap water, if there is no water plant to treat it, guess what will flow out of the tap, the accumulated scale will sooner or later clog the pipes.

The reason why the souls of the dead in the Immortal Burial World are accumulated so seriously is that after the underworld was destroyed, the souls were not dealt with, resulting in the continuous accumulation of dirt, which eventually blocked the reincarnation channel and caused serious backlog and deterioration.

Therefore, the souls of sinners must undergo transformation in hell until their sins are cleared before they can be reincarnated again.

Although the process is painful, as long as one wakes up, it is possible to be reborn immediately, not to mention being sublimated right away. This is also the reason why Master Ikkyu of Yan Xu’s school entered the cycle of hell, just to provide an opportunity for the enlightened ones.

But it is too slow. The sinners who will go to hell have deep-rooted evil roots, how can they easily wake up? Moreover, their sentences are surprisingly long, taking up precious places in hell, causing hell to be overcrowded. The iron bars in the hands of Xianggui and his daughter are swinging like propellers, but there are still sinners' souls crawling out from below, and there is really not enough space.

And only then did Yan Xu realize that torturing people is also a technical job.

Now hell is run by brainless zombies who are responsible for torturing sinners. The main method is biting. This method is quite scary at first, but it will inevitably lose its novelty after a long time. In addition, since they cannot die, some sinners' souls have learned to give up.

If the torture is not severe enough, the reflection will not be deep, the effect of clearing sins will not be fast enough, and the chance of the sinner coming to his senses will be even lower. This makes Yan Xu speechless.

There is no shortage of perverts in Japan, but whips, candles and tortoise shell bondage will obviously only make the sinners perverted, rather than helping them comprehend any life philosophy, let alone enlightenment.

Obviously, the current underworld is far from perfect and lacks a large number of professionals.

(End of this chapter)