Bronze door through time and space

Chapter 886 Eight-Foot Adult: Call Me Mom
In Cat Paradise, Catwoman is helping Batman purify the pollution inside his body. As for the method of purification, it's unclear whether there's some personal grudge involved. Her two pink paws are forcefully slapping Batman's face, each slap purifying some of the pollution and leaving a soft, bouncy feel.

A tiny orange cat, no bigger than a palm, was perched on the catwoman's head, watching happily. As for the cat couple, one was repairing the cat cart, and the other was cooking cat food; they looked exceptionally harmonious.

After the purification was complete, Batman, whose face was slightly flushed, showed a rare expression of urgency.

"I can tell you anything you want to know, after all, this matter is also related to me," the orange cat said with a hint of helplessness.

Batman asked detailed questions, but Yan Xu answered casually, because he knew the other party wouldn't believe him. No matter how real or reasonable the Gate of Truth, the Guardians, or the unexpected mishap, he simply wouldn't believe it. As for the reason, it could only be summarized by the fact that he was Batman.

Nine times out of ten, Batman is convinced that this is all a conspiracy by the Cat God, in order to poison the three pantheons, seize control of the Earth, and make all humans slaves to the Cat God.

Unfortunately, Yan Xu had grasped Batman's fatal weakness, a weakness that even Batman himself admitted to.

Sure enough, when it was mentioned that the Flash wanted to break through time to save his mother, resulting in the creation of a completely different Flashpoint world, Batman's heart suddenly skipped a beat. Although he quickly calmed down, everyone knew that he had exposed his weakness.

"At the time, I was using most of my power to stabilize this bubble-like world, which allowed the three major pantheons to take advantage of the situation. Otherwise, I would have killed them long ago." Yan Xu said to himself, while Batman's face had unconsciously turned to the cat couple. The cat dad stiffly oiled the cat car, and the cat mom in front of the stove almost mixed up the sugar and salt.

“There can only be one Batman and one Joker in each world. When two Batmen appear in a world, it means a great disaster is about to happen,” Yan Xu suddenly said. Batman was silent for a moment, then turned around and spoke in his distinctive deep voice.

"We need to rescue Superman."

Clearly, Batman trusts Superman more than Cat God, even though he had just beaten him up and had prepared six artificial Kryptonite Red Sun prisons in advance.

It has to be said that Superman's reputation remains as strong as ever. Morally corrupt high-ranking officials believe him, wicked villains believe him, and heroes on the same side believe him. Only the masses who are always being saved do not believe him. They are swayed by both sides. Only when the truth comes out do they sigh that they have wronged Superman, and then continue to enjoy Superman's free rescue with a clear conscience.

“Superman isn’t completely under control, but he’s still corrupted and imprisoned in the Tower of Destiny. You guys aren’t enough to rescue him,” Yan Xu said, still perched on Catwoman’s head, feigning distress.

Batman remained silent, certain that the Cat God would intervene. Sure enough, Yan Xu conjured a cat paw necklace, but it shrank from the size of a palm to the size of a thumb, lying listlessly on Catwoman's head, resembling a cute hair accessory.

"This necklace contains my last bit of power. If Superman wears it, it should bring him back to his senses, but I can't guarantee it will remove all the pollution," Yan Xu said, then added.

"Zatana and Wonder Woman are about to return from the Eastern pantheon. The current Eastern pantheon is not the same as the one before. We can borrow their power."

"Also," Yan Xu said, looking up at the cat couple who were serving the food.

"The cat master and cat mistress are great helpers; they will drive a cat car to assist you."

Upon hearing this, Batman suddenly perked up, even more excited than if he had heard that he could save Superman.

“We need to conduct coordinated training so that we can successfully infiltrate,” Batman said solemnly.

"Whatever you want. That's all the help I can offer, so just take it easy."

"Also, remember, you are Batman." Yan Xu said the last sentence while staring at Batman.

"I remember."

Batman—no, Bruce—after a moment of silence, removed his helmet, suppressing his excitement, and pulled Catwoman to sit at the table. They shared a meal with the cat couple, a meal that had appeared countless times only in his dreams.

The aroma of cat food filled the air, and Bruce's hand holding the spoon trembled slightly.

Alfred's culinary skills were undoubtedly superb, but they always carried the lingering chill of the manor. The Wayne Group's dinners were filled with insincere clinking of glasses. Only now, the food served on the cat-paw-shaped porcelain plate warmed me to the core.

Catwoman nudged his arm lightly with her elbow, and Bruce responded with a slightly stiff smile, awkward yet sincere, because he had almost forgotten what a genuine smile looked like.

Seeing this, Yan Xu yawned while lying on the catwoman's head, his little paws tugging at a strand of hair that was hanging down. He felt out of place here, so he turned his thoughts to Zatanna and the others, and his expression immediately became a little distorted.

Although she was once a witch and allowed Batman to experience the joy of having children, that was a trial by fire in the mortal world. Why would Yan Xu do something like that?! Is he addicted?! Zatanna and Diana did gain a lot of knowledge in the Eastern Divine Realm, but the main gods of the Eastern Divine Realm were busy unifying Takamagahara of all the multiverses. Therefore, although they received some help, in the end, only one god named Yasakani-sama returned with them.

This deity is quite ancient, and seems to have had a primitive hunting priesthood.

Although she is over 2.4 meters tall, she does not appear ancient and sacred. On the contrary, she is very close to the modern world. She is wearing a tasteful white off-shoulder dress, a wide-brimmed sun hat, and long black hair that falls to her waist. She is fair-skinned and beautiful, especially her two truly long legs. She doesn't need to do a high kick to show people what it means to have legs longer than life.

That alone wouldn't be enough to make their expressions so strange.

Many people compare women to cars, some big, some small, some for home use, some for public use. If an eight-foot-tall woman were a car, she would probably only be described as a hundred-ton king with two huge fuel tanks, and the kind that would make a loud honking sound.

So tall, so big, and so full-figured, even her smile seems to say, "Mommy loves you!"
Naturally, they were extremely conspicuous, and the place where the three of them appeared was Akihabara. Do you know how many otaku have tried to cling to their leg and call them "Mom"?

Anyway, Yanxu the orange cat was a bit stunned, shocked by himself.

The reason why the Eight-Foot Yan Xu was interested in going out and having fun was mainly because the process of unifying the multiverse of the Eastern pantheon was too smooth. In a great mood, he inevitably did some outrageous things.

Moreover, cross-dressing is never a one-time thing, nor is it an endless series of times. Yan Xu is no exception. What's more, it's not just a simple change of clothes, but a complete transformation from the inside out, which makes it even more irresistible.

As for what to do with so many women in the family, well, she's become a woman completely, yet she can't retain anything. That's just wishful thinking.

Zatanna quickly cast a spell, allowing them to escape.

"This is a really nice place, so many well-behaved children." The Eight-Foot Yan Xu didn't care about being seen by him, and instead covered his mouth and chuckled. Not to mention the orange cat Yan Xu, Zatanna and Diana were both speechless.

This one is probably not a proper god. Although he has the divine duty of hunting, it's hard to say what the target of his hunt is.

Just as Zatanna was about to contact Zha Kang, who was staying on the island, the unlucky guy actually came to her door. No one knew where he got his information, but he managed to pinpoint their location so quickly.

"What an annoying thing." The eight-foot-tall man looked displeased upon seeing the scumbag Kang, his tone full of annoyance. He crossed his arms over his chest, exuding an imposing aura, as if he could crush him at any moment.

Zha Kang was a friend of Zatanna and the others, so this attitude was quite impolite, even hostile. However, Zatanna, Diana, and Lady Shangdu all nodded in agreement. Lady Shangdu, in particular, said that she was only too weak to beat him, otherwise she would have fought him to the death.

After giving the other person a surprised look, Zha Kang decisively took a few steps back to ensure his safety, then interrupted the crowd's denunciation of him and immediately recounted his experiences during this period and the crisis he was currently facing.

After hearing this, both Zatanna and Diana felt incredibly overwhelmed.

Doctor Fate is important, Nab the God of Order is even more important, and the Tower of Fate is of paramount importance.

Doctor Fate is a big shot on the mystical side of Earth, similar to a martial arts leader. Even if he does nothing, just being there can maintain stability, and those evil forces dare not openly cause trouble.

As the god of order, Naboo's purpose in existence is to maintain order on Earth, regardless of his thoughts, and he is also the main force in suppressing evil gods and demons.

The Tower of Destiny is Earth's last line of defense. If it breaks down, it means that outsiders, including the gods, can come and go at will.

Before they could come up with any countermeasures, even worse news arrived: monsters had landed on the island nation.

"Fuck!" When he saw the monster heading straight for Tokyo, where they were, Zha Kang cursed out loud, while Zatanna and the others only cursed in their hearts.

But the problem must be solved no matter what, since we can't count on Superman this time.

“This is quite a good prey. Leave it to me,” said the eight-foot-tall man with a slight smile, patting his chest.

Because of her large breasts, everyone believed her, and Zatanna immediately opened a portal for her.

(End of this chapter)