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Chapter 493 Chen Jie: How could I possibly hit my father-in-law? (asking for monthly votes)
"Chen Jiusi, don't try to show off your ability by making a false response. If the response is not neat, you won't be able to enter this door!"

Wang Baobao was also surprised and said to Chen Jie.

Chen Jie laughed and said, "Do you still need to ponder over such a childish trick?"

"Child's play? Humph, you are so arrogant. I have never seen anyone as arrogant as you in my life!"

After hearing what Dui Chuan Chang said, Chen Jie laughed and said, "It's just a couplet, a minor art. It can't govern the country or comfort the people. It's just a trick used by scholars to amuse themselves."

Dui Chuanchang frowned and looked at Chen Jie viciously. This was the greatest insult he had ever received in his life!

Thinking of this, he said: "Well, since you despise our couplets so much, then you can do mine."

"Read in spring, read in autumn, read in spring and autumn and read the Spring and Autumn Annals."

"Listen carefully. My first couplet uses the Spring and Autumn Period repeatedly, and embeds the meaning of the Spring and Autumn Period classics. You should do the same."

As he was talking to Chuanchang, Chen Jie smiled and said, "It's not that difficult. It's just a common couplet. I knew how to write one when I was ten years old."

Chen Jiusi was not bragging. He really knew how to write couplets when he was ten years old. After all, he was watching a popular TV series on TV at that time called "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan", which had a plot about writing couplets. Reading in spring and reading in autumn, reading the Spring and Autumn Annals in Spring and Autumn was one of them. He quite loved watching this TV series at that time.

So I still remember this couplet clearly.

But I didn’t expect that this thing, which is so common in later generations, is absolutely unknown in this era. Chen Jie has an absolute advantage in this regard.

"Ten years old? Humph, you are so arrogant. Are you saying that this pair of Zi Wang's absolute can be cracked by a ten-year-old brat like you?"

Dui Chuanchang was very dissatisfied, but Chen Jie said, "Mr. Dui, if it were normal, I would give in to you, but today is my wedding day, and I really don't have time to be polite with you here. My wife is still waiting for me."

After hearing this, Dui Chuanchang said, "If you can't come up with a couplet that satisfies me, you can't enter."

Upon hearing this, Chen Jie looked at Dui Chuanchang and thought to himself, he is indeed a difficult person, but this couplet of yours really touched my heart.

Thinking of this, Chen Jie was not going to waste words with him, and he said directly: "Read in spring, read in autumn, read in spring and autumn, read the Spring and Autumn Annals, I recite the scriptures in the morning and evening, recite the scriptures in the morning and evening."

"how?"

Chen Jie looked at Dui Chuanchang and asked. Dui Chuanchang was stunned for a moment. Moreover, he actually got the answer right.

The people around were all shocked. They didn't expect that Chen Jiusi could actually get the right answer. Chen Jie looked at them and asked, "How is it? Are you satisfied with my pair?"

"If you are not satisfied, I can give you another pair: Xia Guanshi, Dong Guanshi, Xia Dong Guanshi Guan Xia Dong!"

Ah!
Hearing that Chen Jie had come up with another couplet, everyone looked at each other in shock. It had only been such a short time, and he, he had come up with another couplet!
After Dui Chuanchang heard this, cold sweat broke out on his forehead and he kept saying, "This, this..."

Chen Jie said: "Is that enough? If not, I'll give you two more!"

“Paint in the south, paint in the north, paint north and south!”

"Practice calligraphy in the morning and in the evening. Practice calligraphy in the morning and evening!"

"Is it enough?"

Chen Jie looked at Dui Chuanchang. Dui Chuanchang's eyes widened when he heard this. He muttered, "How, how is this possible!"

Chen Jie said: "It's not enough, then I'll give you a few more."

“Mountains talk about Tao, water talks about Tao, mountains and waters talk about Tao and mountains and waters talk about Tao.”

"Recite poetry in the morning and recite poetry in the evening. Recite poetry in the morning and evening."

"Pawn in the east, pawn in the west, pawn things in the east and west pawn shops."

"Nantongzhou, Beitongzhou, North and South Tongzhou connect the north and the south."

"Tea quenches thirst, wine quenches thirst, tea and wine quench thirst and tea and wine quench thirst."

……

Chen Jie gave more than a dozen couplets in one breath, which made Wang Baobao stare in amazement. At this time, Chen Jie looked at Wang Baobao and said, "Third uncle, on such a happy day, you asked such simple questions. Are you really afraid that I can't get into this school?"

"Haha, piercing the intestines, haha..."

As Chen was explaining, his eyes were full of competition. He looked down on those who took a small game as a skill. These people racked their brains to make couplets and learned a lot of knowledge, but did not use it to stabilize the country and protect the people.

Therefore, Chen Jie did not give him any face at all. He was really a piece of shit who wanted to stop him from marrying the princess.

Chen Jie followed the steps and went straight up the stairs. He looked at Wang Baobao and said, "Third uncle, have I calculated this?"

Wang Baobao also recovered from his shock at this time, looked at Chen Jie deeply and said, "Please!"

As he spoke, the door opened to welcome the son-in-law in.

When they saw the door open, everyone reacted. Li Shanchang was shocked and said, "How amazing! He came up with more than a dozen couplets in one breath. He is truly a god."

Hu Weiyong was also quite shocked at this time and said: "Our lord is really an extraordinary person. This time he has embarrassed Zi Wang to the extreme."

As they were talking here, suddenly they saw the King of Pairs, Dui Chuanchang, suddenly spurt out a mouthful of blood.

The people around him were so shocked that they immediately moved away. Chen Jie turned around and took a look and said, "Come here, take the King of Duizi away and give him proper treatment. Don't let him die in Huangzhou. It's unlucky."

"Third uncle, if you are in poor health, don't bring your child to your brother-in-law's wedding. It would be unlucky if you died at this door."

After hearing what Chen Jie said, Wang Baobao frowned and looked at his brother Wang impatiently, "It's embarrassing. Take him away."

The King of Couple was carried away like this. Seeing the King of Couple shouting "It's Impossible" while being carried away, Chen Xiaohu shook his head and said, "Too cruel. A kiss will drive a couple crazy!"

As they spoke, everyone followed Chen Jie in.

At this time, the princess' personal maid Qingzhu rushed in from the backyard of the guesthouse and saw Zhao Ya sitting on the bed in a bright red wedding dress and a veil on her head. Qingzhu ran over and said to Zhao Ya, "There is a result, there is a result, princess."

Zhao Ya immediately asked, "Why, what happened?"

After hearing this, Qingzhu said, "The young prince has set up three levels at the gate. The first level is to test your literary accomplishment."

"literature?"

Zhao Ya was stunned, and then said: "I am not going to marry the top scholar. Why are they testing literature? Brother is deliberately making things difficult for Jiu Si."

After hearing Zhao Ya's complaints, Qingzhu didn't dare to speak, but she thought in her heart that her princess had already been the son-in-law's woman, and the old prince and the young prince insisted on conducting this test, which was really unnecessary.

But it may also be to satisfy their face.

As he was thinking this, Zhao Ya asked, "What's the result?"

Qingzhu said: "My son-in-law won. The young prince prepared two test questions. The first one is a poem written by our Longxing Prefecture's schoolmaster, with the title of one, two, three, four..."

"In the end, my uncle only used one-third of the incense, and then performed a set of sword techniques to compose a poem. People outside are saying that our uncle is the immortal poet who has descended to earth. In ancient times, Cao Zhi could compose a poem in seven steps, and now our uncle can compose a poem with a sword!"

Zhao Ya couldn't help but smile when she heard this and said, "How can it be that great? Don't listen to everyone's praise. Jiu Si's poem is at best a rhyme, and the artistic conception is not profound. It will definitely not become a famous piece of poetry for all ages."

Qing Zhu heard this and said, "Princess, you are asking too much of your son-in-law. How can he write a poem that will become a masterpiece for all ages?"

Zhao Ya also smiled and said, "Yes, yes, you are right. My requirements are too high."

Qingzhu continued: "Actually, the most interesting question is the second one."

"The young prince found the famous couplet king in Lingnan, who is also known as the Couplet King. Then he came up with a couplet to test our son-in-law, which is called "Read in Spring, Read in Autumn, Read in Spring and Autumn, Read in Spring and Autumn!"

Zhao Ya said: "The reduplication of words makes this couplet a bit difficult. It is worthy of being the King of Couplets."

"How does Nine-Four answer?"

Qingzhu said: "Haha, our son-in-law is so amazing. As soon as the King of Couplets finished making a couplet, our son-in-law came up with one, and he gave sixteen couplets at once."

"How many?"

Zhao Ya was stunned. This number was too shocking. Qing Zhu said, "Sixteen, a full sixteen. Dui Chuanchang was bleeding right on the spot. The scene was quite funny."

After hearing this, Zhao Ya said, "Haha, Jiu Si is so powerful. By the way, where is he now?"

Qing Zhu replied: "I have entered the gate and am ready to face the second level."

Hearing the second level, Zhao Ya's face turned a little ugly and she said, "Father is too ridiculous. He has to make things so difficult for me on such a happy day. What will we do if a fight really breaks out?"

Qingzhu said: "It should be fine. After all, the prince will not really stop my son-in-law from marrying the princess. At most, he just wants to save some face."

Zhao Ya said: "Alright, go to the front and help me keep an eye on it!"

Qingzhu heard this and said, "It's the princess."

As she said that, she ran to the front to help Zhao Ya keep an eye on the front to make sure there was no trouble.

At this time, in front, Chen Jie was seen entering the yard with a large group of people coming to pick up the relatives. Then, in the center of the yard, Prince Ruyang was seen sitting on a throne with a golden sword, looking at Chen Jiusi provocatively.

Today we must put this kid down.

Thinking of this, he looked at Chen Jie. Chen Jie looked at his difficult father-in-law and bowed, saying, "Jiu Si greets my father-in-law!"

"Hey, don't yell too early!"

Prince Ruyang spoke directly to Chen Jie, who was stunned when he heard it. He then looked at his father-in-law and asked, "Father-in-law, what are you doing?"

At this time, Wang Baobao said: "Jiu Si, this is the second question."

After hearing this, everyone in the room was stunned, not understanding what the second question was about. At this time, King Ruyang said, "The second question is very simple. Don't you Han people call your father-in-law Lord Taishan? I also heard that if you are sincere, you can move Mount Tai."

"Today I am testing you, Chen Jiusi. Since I am Mount Tai, you should use your sincerity to move me away. As long as you can get me up from this chair, you will pass the test!"

After hearing this, everyone in the room was shocked. This question looked easy, but it was actually extremely difficult.

Let King Ruyang get up from the chair. You have to watch out, the other party is King Ruyang. King Ruyang is a strong man on the Heavenly Ranking, a strong man at the first level of the Melting Spirit. With such strength, it would be extremely difficult for you to ask him to get up from the chair.

At this time, Wang Baobao added, "By the way, Jiusi, today is your big day, so you can't throw things around. So you can't break this chair. Of course, we won't destroy it either. This game will test your ability in both literature and martial arts."

After saying this, everyone present fell silent. As long as Prince Ruyang was unwilling to get up, no one could force him to do so.

This is a very difficult matter.

After hearing this, Chen Xiaohu looked around and said, "Lao Zhou, Lao Bai, the three of us can just rush over and lift up Prince Ruyang, right?"

After hearing what Chen Xiaohu said, Zhou Chu smiled bitterly and said, "Huzi, don't flatter yourself. Among the three of us, you are the most powerful. In the eyes of the Human Prince, you are just a bigger ant. Do you think you can get close to the Prince?"

"Hey, Lao Zhou, why are you so cowardly? How can you know if you haven't tried it?"

Chen Xiaohu looked at Zhou Chu and said angrily, Zhou Chu said: "It's not that we are cowardly, we should at least have self-awareness. With just the three of us, we are going to lift the King of Ruyang, are you kidding me?"

Hu Weiyong then said, "That's right, let's not embarrass ourselves, this matter still depends on our lord."

After hearing this, Chen Xiaohu said, "It's okay to watch Brother Jiusi. After all, Brother Jiusi is also at the first level of the Melting God. If they really fight, he may not lose!"

As soon as Chen Xiaohu said this, he didn't know if his voice was too loud, but at this time, King Ruyang looked at him and said, "Haha, you are right. Isn't Chen Jiusi the first level of the Melting God? Then let me test his depth!"

After saying this, King Ruyang looked at Chen Jie and said, "Chen Jiusi, do you want to take action?"

Chen Jie looked at the King of Ruyang and said, "My father-in-law must be joking. How can I fight with him on such a happy day? Is this filial piety?"

"Haha, Chen Jiusi, you don't have to talk to me about filial piety. I am deliberately making things difficult for you today. I can't stop Yaya, so I will stop you. I want to see if you have the ability to marry Yaya away from me!"

"Hey, you old... old prince, you can't be unreasonable. We have agreed on a big wedding, and you are doing this now. Are you deliberately not wanting the wedding to be a success?"

Chen Xiaohu had a bad temper. When he heard what Prince Ruyang said, he got furious and opened his mouth to curse. It seemed that he was going to curse very dirty. He was going to curse the old man, but when he saw the cold eyes of Prince Ruyang and the look from Chen Jie, our Xiaohu, Hu Shuai, swallowed his words back and changed them to "old prince".

Prince Ruyang glanced at Chen Xiaohu and said, "You are right. I just don't want this wedding to be a success. I just don't like this Chen guy. What do you want?"

"you!"

Chen Xiaohu was extremely angry, but no matter his strength, status, or his relationship as Chen Jiusi's father-in-law, the other party had him firmly suppressed, leaving him without any ability to resist.

After all, it's an all-round crush.

Prince Ruyang looked at Chen Jie and asked, "How about you fight with me?"

Chen Jiusi heard this and said, "Father-in-law, I can't hit you on our wedding day."

King Ruyang said: "Hit me, huh, what? Do you think you can defeat me just because you have the strength of the first level of the Melting God?"

"Haha, I think you're overthinking it!"

As Prince Ruyang spoke, he clapped his hands, and immediately heard a voice from all around and outside the courtyard wall: "Ha!"

In an instant, a powerful aura rose up inside and outside the courtyard wall, and the people around were so shocked that their eyes widened.

"White Deer Army's killing formation!"

Everyone felt a huge military aura on them, and everyone looked at Prince Ruyang. Zhu Chongba said with an unpleasant expression, "This periphery should be a military formation."

Tang He said: "What should we do? Are they going to annihilate us?"

Zhu Chongba said: "Don't move, his purpose is not to attack us, he is targeting Chen Jiusi."

Li Shanchang saw this and said, "This is getting serious. It seems that Prince Ruyang really doesn't like Chen Jiusi."

Zhu Chongba whispered, "This father-in-law is really difficult to deal with. I was very sad when I had to go through this when I married your sister-in-law."

Everyone here was talking in low voices, and Qingzhu saw this intense scene from behind. She was so scared that she covered her mouth, then turned around and ran back.

Soon he rushed to the princess' room. The princess was still waiting to hear what was happening outside. At this moment, Qingzhu rushed over and said excitedly, "Princess, it's not good. The prince has lined up his troops outside. It looks like he is preparing to fight with my son-in-law!"

"what!"

Zhao Ya jumped up when she heard this and looked at Qing Zhu and asked, "What did you say?"

"The prince is going to fight with the son-in-law!"

Zhao Ya said: "What's the specific situation? Please tell me quickly."

Qingzhu said, "The prince placed a stool outside and sat on it, saying that if you want to marry you, you have to get past him, so he asked him to get up from the chair, but the prince obviously didn't want to get up, which was really embarrassing."

"Moreover, the prince is forcing me to fight. He even formed a White Deer Army killing formation outside. It seems that he is really preparing to fight with me!"

"How could my father do this?"

Zhao Ya was immediately furious when she heard this, and immediately looked at Qing Zhu and said, "Take me there quickly, my father is going too far!"

Zhao Ya stood up and prepared to go out, but at this time two people appeared at the door. They were Zhao Ya’s two masters, the two elders Gui and He.

The two stood at the door and looked at Zhao Ya. Elder He said, "Princess, where do you want to go on this happy day?"

"My two masters, my father is fooling around outside, and you don't care about it?"

The two elders, Turtle and Crane, looked at each other in bewilderment when they heard this. Elder Crane smiled bitterly and said, "We are in charge of the prince?"

Zhao Ya said: "Even if you can't control our father, you can't just watch him act recklessly. On the day of my wedding, he's planning to fight me. What's he doing?"

Elder He heard this and said, "Yaya, this is your fault. Your father did this for your own good."

Zhao Ya heard this and said, "For my own good?"

Elder He said, "Yes, it's for your own good. Only by letting Chen Jiusi know that it's not easy to marry you can he cherish you. Otherwise, wouldn't it be looked down upon if you, a princess, married him?"

"Especially since he is not a wife yet, you know that!"

"But Jiu Si and I truly love each other. I am not afraid of these rumors."

"Your father is afraid!"

At this time, Elder Turtle suddenly spoke, although his speech was not clear. He had injured his mouth and tongue. Although he received more treatment later, unfortunately his speech was still not clear.

But Zhao Ya heard this sentence clearly.

She was a little dazed, and then Elder He said, "Yaya, you have to understand your father. He has been decent all his life, and has never said soft words or compromised. But in this matter of yours, he compromised. You have to save some face for him!"

After hearing Elder He's words, Zhao Ya was silent. After a long while, she said, "I, I know my father has sacrificed a lot for me, but today is my wedding day. If I fight, it will be a joke!"

Elder He said, "Whether there will be a fight or not, that depends on your Jiu Si. If he fights, then he really won't be able to marry you. If he doesn't fight, or even says something soft at the end, your father won't pursue it too much."

"Of course, if he really has the ability to get your father to get up from the stool without hurting his face, then everyone will be happy, and your father won't say much. After all, you know the prince, he likes smart people!"

Zhao Ya looked at Elder He and asked, "Is there any way to get my father to get up from his chair?"

Elder He was silent.

Zhao Ya said, "So many of you smart people can't make my father stand up, how dare you ask Jiu Si to do it?"

Elder He said: "If he is not smarter than us, how can he be qualified to marry you, the princess!"

Zhao Ya was speechless for a moment after hearing this and said, "I really don't know what you are thinking. This is the most important thing in my life!"

Elder He said: "It is precisely because this is the most important thing in your life that the prince behaves in this way."

After hearing this, Zhao Ya was silent. After a long while, she said, "Okay, go ahead and make a scene. Only when you ruin my wedding will you be satisfied!"

At this time, outside the courtyard, the entire courtyard was filled with military evil spirits, and countless military evil spirits gathered on King Ruyang. King Ruyang was sitting there with his sword drawn and his horse ready. The place where he was sitting was obviously the center of the military formation.

Although Prince Ruyang's strength was only at the first level of the God-Melting Stage and his ranking was only tenth on the Heavenly Ranking, no one dared to underestimate him, because his real strength lay in the art of military formations.

Being in the military formation, with the help of the power of the military formation, he could even become the first or second strongest person on the Heavenly Ranking.

He is a strong man who can use the art of military formation to 30%. You should know that other people are considered famous generals if they can use the art of military formation to 15%.

Those who can exert 20% of their power are already among the top generals of this era, and the strongest one, King Ruyang, can exert the power of the military formation to 30%. That is the strength of the fourth level of the Molten God with the first level of the Molten God.

The strength of his power depends entirely on the strength of his military formation.

At this time, 10,000 White Deer Army soldiers lined up inside and outside the palace, directly increasing King Ruyang's strength to the peak of the second level of the Melting God. With this strength, it was difficult for Chen Jie to force King Ruyang to get up without damaging the stool.

In just that instant, all the pressure came to Chen Jiusi, and everyone was watching how he would deal with it.

Hu Weiyong, who was watching this scene from behind him, whispered to Chen Xiaohu, "General Hu, things are not going well. Go and ask for help from Master Yushan and the Laughing Buddha. If that doesn't work, we'll have to use force."

"Hey!"

Chen Xiaohu responded, but as soon as he moved, Chen Jie said, "Stop!"

(End of this chapter)