Wife, you didn't really drug me, did you?

Chapter 562 The Dragon King Returns to His Throne and Home (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
"Dad, the water's boiled!"

Chen Jie was discussing his understanding of the general trend of the world with Fang Guozhen when Fang Zheng exclaimed, "This kid is still a bit too honest."

After boiling the water, he personally tested the temperature for Fang Guozhen, and the temperature was just right—that's how Fang Guozhen should be.

Fang Guozhen said, "Fourth brother, I'll take a bath now and won't wait for you."

Chen Jie said, "Please, senior brother."

After saying this, Fang Guozhen laughed twice, then immediately circulated his internal energy. The energy floated and lifted his body up. He then removed his clothes and slowly floated into the bucket. Although he couldn't move his legs, it didn't prevent him from floating and moving using his internal energy.

The legs can move, and so can the inner energy. This is the source of Fang Guozhen's confidence in insisting on competing with Bodhidharma to see who can wear down whom.

Even though his legs are unusable and his strength is greatly reduced, Fang Guozhen is still a genuine third-stage Fusion God. Although his legs are crippled, which may prevent him from unleashing his full power and even make him unable to defeat a normal third-stage Fusion God, he can still handle those below the third-stage Fusion God level.

This is why, after Fang Guozhen lost his determination to dominate the world, Chen Jiehui directly appointed him as the governor of the Nanyang Pacification Commission, which he had established, because he could still suppress the entire Nanyang region.

After washing up, Fang Guozhen changed into a suitable set of clothes.

He trimmed his beard, and his whole demeanor changed instantly. He regained his former spirited appearance, but his legs were immobile. Chen Jie suggested that Fang Guozhen be provided with a wooden four-wheeled cart, like the one Zhuge Liang wore in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Fang Guozhen listened with great interest and laughed, "Haha, that's good. By the way, prepare a feather fan for me. I also want to be a wise man who can strategize within the tent and win battles a thousand miles away."

After hearing Fang Guozhen's words, Chen Jie chuckled and said, "Brother Fang's famous saying on governance was truly the words of a wise man; it clears one's mind."

Fang Guozhen laughed and said, "Hahaha, alright, stop pretending to be innocent after getting a good deal. If it's six years, it's six years. I won't stay a day longer. Let's start counting from today."

Chen Jie said, "Okay, let's start counting from today."

Fang Guozhen was in a good mood after hearing this, and immediately said to Fang Zheng, "Zheng, carry your father into battle."

"Hey!"

Upon hearing this, Fang Zheng immediately agreed and followed Chen Jie out of the formation, carrying Fang Guozhen on his back. Along the way, Fang Guozhen said, "This formation is really huge. It would be great if we could get our hands on the formation diagram."

"If you like it, Third Brother, the array diagram is right here with me. If you like it, I'll give it to you to take a look."

Fang Guozhen said, "Let me see it."

Chen Jie didn't hold back and readily took out the array diagram, handing it to Fang Guozhen. Fang Guozhen took the diagram, looked at it carefully, and then handed it back to Chen Jie.

"Why isn't Third Brother watching anymore?"

Upon hearing this, Fang Guozhen said, "This formation is too profound. I probably won't be able to understand it with my limited knowledge. I'm still not familiar with the art of formations. If we show it to Lao Liu and Lao Peng, perhaps they will gain something from it."

Chen Jie replied, "That's true."

Fang Guozhen said, "However, you'd better not take out this formation. Study it carefully. It might be useful in future battles. Old Peng is fine, but Old Liu, as an elder of the Zoroastrianism, will come here to compete for the world. He has the same goal as you, brother, so he is also a potential enemy. You can't be soft-hearted!"

Chen Jie said, "Third Brother, don't worry. Even if I and Eldest Brother fight each other in the future, the battlefield is the battlefield, and personal feelings are personal feelings. I will definitely be able to distinguish between them."

Fang Guozhen said, "Well, I'm relieved that you think that way. I was just worried that you wouldn't be able to save face, and that you would be the one who suffers in the end."

Chen Jie replied to Fang Guozhen's words, "Don't worry, Third Brother, I understand."

Fang Guozhen said, "Haha, alright, kid. I know you're shrewd and not the kind of person who's stubborn. If you really encounter such a situation, I'm sure you can make the best choice."

After hearing Fang Guozhen's words, Chen Jie still smiled. Some things don't need to be said; those who understand, understand.

Soon the group walked out of the demon-slaying formation, and as soon as they stepped out, they saw Fang Susu, Zhang Cuishan and others waiting to greet them outside.

When Fang Susu saw Fang Guozhen being carried out by Fang Zheng, she was terrified and rushed to greet him: "Father, are you alright?"

Fang Guozhen couldn't appear too weak in front of her daughter, so she laughed and said, "Haha, it's alright, what could possibly happen to me? Don't worry!"

Upon hearing this, Fang Susu then asked, "Father, what about your leg?"

Fang Guozhen laughed and said, "It's alright, Father. I'm practicing an extremely powerful martial art, so I can't walk for the time being. But once Father masters this leg technique, there really won't be many people in the world who can stop your father, hahaha..."

Fang Guozhen laughed heartily, a cheerful smile on his face, but Fang Susu couldn't help but sob, saying, "Father, are you injured in the leg?"

Fang Guozhen said, "Really, no. If you don't believe me, ask your brother. My leg is really fine."

Fang Susu looked at Fang Zheng, who replied, "Oh, it's nothing. Father is indeed practicing a very powerful leg technique, which he learned from Bodhidharma."

"Really?"

Fang Susu was skeptical, but Fang Zheng said, "If you don't believe me, ask your uncle."

Fang Susu then looked at Chen Jie, who was somewhat embarrassed by Fang Susu's gaze. He cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, well, actually, your father's leg is really fine. He was indeed struggling against Bodhidharma."

Chen Jie was absolutely telling the truth. No matter which famous doctor examined Fang Guozhen's legs, they were perfectly healthy and without any problems. However, her legs were simply not very functional.

The reason was that Bodhidharma's magical energy was constantly wrapped around his legs, preventing Fang Guozhen from moving them. So he told Fang Susu that there was nothing wrong with his legs, and that was absolutely true, because there really was nothing wrong with his legs!
Fang Susu listened to Chen Jie's words with skepticism, because in her mind Chen Jie had always been an upright person, and she believed his words were credible.

At this moment, Zhang Cuishan, who was behind Fang Susu, spoke up: "Susu, Fang Zheng and Brother Chen both said that there should be no problem."

Fang Susu glanced back at Zhang Cuishan but didn't speak. At this moment, Fang Guozhen looked at Zhang Cuishan, coughed lightly, and said, "Ahem~"

Upon hearing Fang Guozhen's cough, Zhang Cuishan immediately realized that Fang's father was still there. So Zhang Cuishan clasped his hands in greeting to Fang Guozhen and said, "Zhang Cuishan of Wudang greets the Dragon King!"

Upon hearing this, Fang Guozhen glanced at Zhang Cuishan and said, "So you are Zhang Cuishan. I've heard Susu mention you before."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Cuishan became quite nervous. To be honest, he had seen a lot in his life and had never been this nervous before, but seeing Fang Guozhen today made him really nervous—the kind of nervousness a son-in-law feels when meeting his father-in-law.

"Haha, Third Brother, Cuishan is quite remarkable. He is the most beloved disciple of Master Sanfeng. Moreover, as soon as he heard that you had something to do, he followed you to Siam without hesitation. He has risked his life along the way and can be said to have made great contributions."

Seeing Zhang Cuishan's clumsy attempts at speaking, Chen Jie prepared to help him. In fact, he quite liked the pairing of Zhang Cuishan and Fang Susu, since seeing them reminded him of the couple from his previous life's novel.

Fang Guozhen listened to Chen Jie's words, glanced at Chen Jie, and said, "Hehe, this kid is quite capable, he actually managed to get Fourth Brother to act as an intermediary."

"Ah, Senior Fang, you've misunderstood. I didn't ask Brother Chen to act as my intermediary, I..."

Chen Jie then laughed and said, "Alright, alright, Third Brother, stop scaring him. He's probably never been this nervous in his life when he met his master, Zhang Sanfeng. You've really frightened him this time."

Fang Guozhen said upon hearing this, "You're scared of me? I'm scarier than a terrestrial deity."

Fang Guozhen said, "Alright, let's not stay in this desolate wilderness. It must be uncomfortable to be carried like this. Let's go to your resting place first."

Upon hearing this, Fang Zheng immediately agreed. Chen Jie then glanced at Zhang Cuishan and said, "Don't be nervous, you did a good job."

After saying that, Chen Jie also left, leaving only Zhang Cuishan and Fang Susu. Zhang Cuishan looked at Fang Susu and said, "Susu, am I... am I really useless?"

Fang Susu said, "How could that be? You did very well. It was that old man who was deliberately causing trouble. Don't worry, just talk to him normally. He can't eat you!"

Zhang Cuishan: "I'm not afraid of him eating me, I'm just afraid of what will happen if he doesn't let me be with you!"

Upon hearing this, Fang Susu said, "He wouldn't dare. If he doesn't let me be with you, let's elope. I'll go to Wudang Mountain with you, and let's see if he dares to ask your master, that terrestrial immortal, for me!"

"This, this is not good."

Zhang Cuishan was tempted by the idea, but hesitated, feeling that it might not be a good idea to do so.

Fang Susu said, "Don't worry, it's fine. It's decided then."

Zhang Cuishan has always been a good kid who respects his teachers, but this time, faced with the temptation of Fang Susu, a bad student, he was actually tempted. Why don't we give it a try?

With that thought in mind, Zhang Cuishan made up his mind: I'm not afraid of you, I'm not afraid of you!

At this moment, Chen Jie caught up with Fang Guozhen and said with a smile, "Third Brother, that young man from Cuishan is quite good. He has taken good care of Susu along the way, and he comes from a prestigious family. His master is that terrestrial immortal. In every way, he is a good match for our Susu. He is a perfect match."

Fang Guozhen said upon hearing this, "Hmph, a perfect match, actually we are a bit too high up for him. How many disciples can a terrestrial immortal have? But I still don't like that kid!"

Chen Jie understood this feeling very well. After all, in a father's eyes, his daughter is like a small flower. From the seedling stage, the father has to water the flower, weed it, and nurture it little by little. But when it is in full bloom, a bad boy suddenly comes along, calls his son-in-law, and takes away the pot.

It would be truly strange if someone could still like that.

Therefore, it's rare for a father-in-law to find a son-in-law he likes at first sight.

Although this person has top-notch qualifications in all aspects, for example, Zhang Cuishan, to describe Zhang Cuishan in modern terms, is a graduate of a prestigious university, one of the top seven key universities in the country, Wudang Mountain, with abundant resources, and a national-level master mentor, his future is bright.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that he's young and promising.

Such a person is definitely good enough for Fang Susu. Although Fang Susu herself is also quite good, she comes from the Divine Dragon Sect, which, even if it is not a top-tier university, is considered a near-top-tier university. Moreover, she is the principal's daughter and a favorite student of the Grandmaster. It can be said that they are a perfect match.

At this moment, Chen Jie leaned close to Fang Guozhen's ear and said, "Third Brother, there's a high chance that Master Zhang can cure your leg. If your Susu gets married to Zhang Cuishan, curing your leg will be a piece of cake. Would Master Zhang refuse to cure his in-law's leg?"

Upon hearing this, Fang Guozhen said, "No, absolutely not. If I let Zhang Sanfeng treat my leg, wouldn't I owe Zhang Sanfeng a favor for nothing? And if that brat treats Susu badly in the future, how can I hold him accountable? No, no, absolutely not."

Fang Guozhen waved his hand, saying that wouldn't do. He couldn't easily owe that old Taoist Zhang a favor, or what would he do to him later?

Seeing Fang Guozhen's expression, Chen Jie laughed and said, "So you still agree to Zhang Cuishan and Susu's relationship, right?"

"Hmm, when did I agree?" Fang Guozhen immediately glared at Chen Jie. Chen Jie said, "You don't need to look at me like that. You've already agreed subconsciously, but you're just a little embarrassed. Third Brother, let's not hide it from each other."

Fang Guozhen said, "Jiu Si, you have to stand on my side in this matter. You can't let that kid know in secret. If he finds out my true thoughts, he'll turn around and take advantage of me. I definitely have to make him pay the price for this."

After hearing Fang Guozhen's words, Chen Jie asked, "Why is that?"

He recalled that when he married Zhao Ya, the Prince of Ruyang had also set up one difficult problem after another.

Upon hearing this, Fang Guozhen glanced at Chen Jie and asked, "You have a daughter, don't you?"

Chen Jie said, "Yes."

"That's simple. You'll understand why I did this when you get married!"

Chen Jie fell silent. Thinking about it, it made sense. Imagine a strange young man coming up to him and saying, "Father-in-law, your daughter is mine now!"

He probably wanted to beat the shit out of him too.

There's no solution, absolutely no solution!

Chen Jie shook his head and stopped thinking about these things, then led Chen Jie directly to the royal palace of Siam.

By this time, someone had already relayed the news to Zhao Fachai.

"Report!"

Zhao Fachai was discussing matters with the old prime minister in the palace when a messenger rushed in. Zhao Fachai frowned and looked at him, saying, "What's the matter that you're in such a panic?"

"Your Majesty, they... they have rescued the Dragon King of the Sea and are on their way to the palace."

"What, so fast!"

Zhao Facai was also surprised to hear this. At this moment, the old prime minister said, "We still underestimated the abilities of these people. By the way, after being trapped in the great formation for so long, how is the physical condition of the Dragon King of the Sea?"

Upon hearing this, the messenger said, "It's not good. It seems the Dragon King was carried down by someone!"

Ah!
"Was the person who carried it on their back seriously injured?"

The old prime minister then asked, and the messenger replied, "Your Excellency, it seems there's something wrong with his leg."

"Legs?"

The old prime minister muttered something to himself, then looked at Zhao Fa and guessed, "Hehe, as long as it's not a fully intact Dragon King of the Sea, then we've hit the jackpot!"

Upon hearing this, Zhaofa guessed, "Should we go and greet them?"

The old prime minister said, "Since the people have been released, don't upset them. Go see them, be kind and friendly, and make sure to leave a good impression."

"understand!"

Zhao Facai immediately agreed, and then looked at Gematai, who had been standing there, and said, "Gematai, go and check on the preparations for the reception."

"Yes!"

Gematai immediately agreed and followed him out of the palace. As he left the palace gate, he glanced back and thought, "What two idiots."

Due to Gematai's outstanding performance, he has been qualified to listen to and even participate in court affairs. These days he is frantically cultivating his confidants, while another guard, Heiligu, has been marginalized by Zhaofachai.

Zhao Fachai is now deaf to all other opinions; this is the beginning of a tyrannical ruler!
The person that Kematai was assigned to was someone who would integrate into their society, then replace them, and finally become the uncrowned king of all Siam, with even greater power than the old prime minister.

Gematai immediately went out and made preparations to welcome them. When Chen Jie and the others appeared in the palace, Zhao Fachai rushed up with a sob in his voice, saying, "Uncle Fang, Uncle Fang, you have suffered so much!"

Fang Guozhen was startled by the shout. She jumped and looked in the direction of the sound. What was going on?

Whose unfortunate child is wailing at their funeral?
Fang Guozhen was completely bewildered. Chen Jie, seeing Zhao Fa's acting skills, had to admit that he deserved an Oscar. At this moment, Chen Jie said, "Oh, him? Hehe, the new king of Siam, the old emperor's son."

Fang Guozhen then realized what was happening and, looking at Zhao Fa, guessed, "You are the new emperor?"

Zhaofa guessed, "Ah, what emperor is there in front of my uncle? I am just a child."

Fang Guozhen chuckled upon hearing this. This fellow was quite something. He kept calling himself a child, yet he kept referring to himself as "I, the Emperor," clearly showing a strong desire for power.

Fang Guozhen said, "Well, I'm very tired. Let's call it a day."

Chen Jie looked at Zhao Fachai as if he wanted to say something, but then Chen Jie said, "Well, we'll stay here tonight and leave Siam tomorrow."

Ah!
Upon hearing this, Zhao Facai's face lit up with joy, and he almost burst out laughing. It was truly a stroke of good luck; the plague god was finally leaving.

Thinking this to himself, Zhao Facai's face showed: "Oh dear, Brother Chen, please stay a few more days. I still have a lot to learn from you all. Please stay a few more days."

Chen Jie couldn't help but laugh when he saw Zhao Facai's expression. He really wanted to tease him by saying that he wasn't leaving and was going to be the retired emperor here. He figured that would scare the little cutie to death.

However, Chen Jie held back. After all, only if he left could Gematai play his role more effectively. So, apart from annoying Chao Fa Chai, he wasn't really of much use in Siam right now.

Therefore, Chen Jie said, "No, it's hard to leave one's homeland. I still want to return as soon as possible."

Zhaofa guessed, "Yes, then I will host a farewell banquet for everyone tomorrow."

Chen Jie said, "Then I'll have to trouble you."

After saying this, Chen Jie left with Fang Guozhen and quickly returned to the house. Chen Jie asked Fang Guozhen, "What do you think of this young emperor?"

"Hypocritical, cowardly, irresponsible, and full of petty schemes, he will never achieve anything great."

Chen Jie looked at Fang Guozhen and said, "Then how about we take his place?"

Fang Guozhen's eyes lit up and he asked, "A plan?"

Chen Jie said, "Wait a minute, someone should be coming later."

The two waited until evening when there was a gentle knock on the door. Chen Jie said, "Coming."

"Come in!"

Fang Guozhen also looked towards the door, and just then the door opened, and Gematai came in and knelt on one knee, saying, "Greetings, my lord."

Chen Jie said, "The Dragon King is here, why haven't you greeted the Dragon King yet?"

"I've seen the Dragon King!"

At this moment, Gematai clasped his hands in a fist salute to Fang Guozhen. Fang Guozhen then sat up straight and looked at Gematai, saying, "You, you are the guard by the young emperor's side?"

“The little Gematai is the lord’s servant.”

Gematai indicated that he was Chen Jie's man, and Fang Guozhen then realized what was happening and laughed, "Hahaha... Interesting, interesting, Jiu Si, you're amazing, you actually managed to plant someone next to the little emperor."

Chen Jie said, "I not only want to place people around him, but I also want to completely sideline him."

Upon hearing this, Fang Guozhen said, "Relying on him?"

Chen Jie said, "We're counting on him!"

Fang Guozhen looked Gematai up and down. Gematai was quite calm. Chen Jie said, "Tell me about your current situation."

Upon hearing this, Gematai said, "Reporting to my lord, after these two days of my goodwill, the old prime minister has come to trust me greatly and will likely entrust me with important responsibilities. His Majesty also trusts me implicitly, and I am now basically in charge of His Majesty's guard duties. Heiligu has been completely rejected by His Majesty."

Chen Jie nodded slightly upon hearing this and said, "That's right, this is a good sign. What you need to do next is to cultivate your own wings and confidants."

"The Dragon King will help you with this."

Chen continued, "By the way, let me introduce myself again. I have become the Commissioner of the Southern Seas Pacification Commission, and the Dragon King is serving as the Governor-General. I am now appointing you as the Envoy to Siam to lead the mission of occupying Siam. Once you have completed your mission, I will grant you the position of Deputy Governor-General of the Southern Seas Pacification Commission!"

"Thank you for your trust, my lord."

Gematai immediately knelt on one knee. At this moment, Chen Jie looked at Fang Guozhen and said, "Third Brother, from now on he will be your direct spy, and only you will know his identity."

“During his time in hiding in Siam, you should provide him with assistance, whether military or economic, and even send him some talented people to help him undermine the entire Siamese court.”

"If I'm not around in the future, you can contact me directly."

"Do you understand, Gematai?"

"Yes, my lord, I understand."

Fang Guozhen looked at Chen Jie after hearing this and said, "Jiu Si, you really gave me a big surprise. Alright, I agree to this."

Hearing this, Gematai was also very excited, after all, he would be backing up a powerful expert at the third level of the Fusion God realm in the future!

Seeing that the two had completely gotten to know each other, Chen Jie said, "From now on, I'll give you a code name. Your code name will be Night Hawk!"

(End of this chapter)