A certain American comic book's secondary profession master

Chapter 28 I have no morals!
Overall, the meeting with the Ancient One was quite pleasant.

Although he didn't get the answer Li Wei wanted most.

However, it was also made clear that if he wanted to do something in this world, as long as it didn't involve the safety of the dimension, Kamar-Taj—at least the Ancient One—would not interfere with him.

In addition, Li Wei also received another benefit.

That is, the Ancient One gave him the Sling Ring and allowed Levi to travel to Kamar-Taj at any time to learn the magic of that world.

This was fantastic news for Li Wei.

Because his secondary profession's cheat ability is highly practical and covers a very wide range of areas.

However, it still has one fatal flaw.

That is, a lack of attack methods.

Kamar-Taj's magic, however, can clearly compensate for this.

So before leaving, he thanked Gu Yi repeatedly.

After saying goodbye to the Ancient One and returning home, Li Wei had the most restful sleep he had had since his transmigration.

However, Li Wei was sleeping soundly.

But Tony Stark couldn't sleep.

Putting aside the truth about my parents' deaths, it's like a thorn deeply embedded in my heart.

The other things Li Wei mentioned were all increasingly outrageous.

Yet many of the details felt both strange and familiar to him, perfectly matching his personality, making him unable to resist pondering the authenticity of these events.

So he spent the whole night tossing and turning, thinking about the information Li Wei had said.

I finally managed to close my eyes, but then I dreamt of the day my parents died. Just as my parents left the house, Bucky, the Winter Soldier, rushed out on his motorcycle.

One punch from each person, and the parents fell to the ground and died.

Before he could do anything...

The scene changes, and it becomes a farmhouse.

A little girl named Morgan calls herself her father, and Pepper is with him.

The family was having a pleasant meal together.

Then Obadiah Stan, wearing the Mark I he had painted with Levi, rushed into the cabin.

Morgan and Pepper collapsed instantly in pools of blood.

Immediately, the entire hut burst into flames, and he was trapped in the inferno.

Outside the sea of ​​fire, there was Obadiah Stan's maniacal laughter.

Then...then he woke up.

"What time is it, Jarvis!" Tony asked, waking up in a cold sweat.

“2:45, sir!” Jarvis replied.

Well... he fell asleep for 15 minutes.

Tony sighed, then went into the bathroom to take a shower, changed his clothes, told Jarvis what was going on, and then drove off in his supercar.

Then, before 4 a.m., Li Wei's doorbell started ringing loudly.

"Mr. Stark?" Levi, who was about to argue with whoever disturbed his sleep so early in the morning, was stunned to find Tony Stark standing in the door.

What's this guy doing at his own house so early in the morning?
Hehe, kid, you've forgotten what you did, haven't you?

I can't sleep well, and you expect me to sleep soundly until dawn?

Of course, Tony Stark wouldn't say this out loud.

"Aren't you going to invite me in?" Tony said.

Upon hearing this, Li Wei pinched the bridge of his nose.

Dude, what you said is very ambiguous, okay?

However, he didn't say much and stepped aside to let Stark into the house.

"Please, make yourself at home! Sorry, I don't have anything else to drink, just cola and lemonade. What would you like?" After entering the room, Li Wei said, "Oh, wait, I also have my secret-recipe chrysanthemum tea. Would you like to try some?"

"Secret Chrysanthemum Tea?" Tony asked, a little curious. "Yes, this is my secret magic tea. One cup will keep you energized all day!" Levi said.

The chrysanthemum tea he mentioned is actually the chrysanthemum tea that rogues in World of Warcraft drink.

In the game, a thief's skills consume energy, and chrysanthemum tea made from the herb swiftlet can instantly restore 100% of a thief's energy.

However, in reality, chrysanthemum tea isn't just for thieves.

Anyone can drink it.

And just as Li Wei said, it can keep people energetic and full of vitality all day long.

"...Are you sure you're not talking about doping or something else?" Tony asked hesitantly.

"Don't worry, it's green and pollution-free. Please believe in the power of magic!" As he spoke, Li Wei had already made two cups of chrysanthemum tea from the kitchen. He gave one to Tony, then took one for himself and took a leisurely sip.

Tony hesitated for a moment, then took a sip as well.

"Why does this chrysanthemum tea taste like aloe vera?" Tony was bewildered after drinking it.

Although he had never drunk chrysanthemum tea, he had seen and smelled chrysanthemums.

But this chrysanthemum tea doesn't taste like chrysanthemum at all; instead, it has a very refreshing aloe vera scent.
"Because this tea is made from aloe vera, not chrysanthemum."

"Then why is it called chrysanthemum tea? Doesn't it seem like they're selling wine, but actually vinegar? (This is an English version of 'selling dog meat under the guise of mutton,' found online, not sure if it's true.)"

"Does the wife cake contain a wife?" Li Wei asked casually.

"...What is a wife cake?" After a moment of silence, Tony asked the most profound question.

Li Wei fell silent.

I was thinking about how to explain it in a different way.

But after thinking about it, all I can think of are examples like sliced ​​beef and tripe in chili sauce or shredded pork with garlic sauce... It doesn't seem to make sense to explain this joke to a foreigner.

"Just drink your tea, why ask so many questions!" Li Wei said angrily. "This is magic tea, you can't buy it even if you have money!"

"It really feels good, I feel much better!" Tony smiled as he took a sip of tea upon seeing Levi's appearance, and immediately felt comfortable from head to toe.

The fatigue from not sleeping all night was instantly swept away.

"So what brings you here so early in the morning? You looked so listless just now, you didn't sleep all night, did you?" Li Wei asked, squinting his eyes.

"How could that be? The little thing you mentioned isn't enough to keep me up at night. I'm just used to going to bed early and waking up early!" Tony immediately retorted.

"Ah, you're getting a bit like the stubborn Iron Man, but I never said you couldn't sleep because of what I said. You're just admitting it!" Li Wei teased.

"...I'm not here to argue with you about this. Do you know you've made a huge mistake?" Tony suddenly turned serious and questioned Levi.

"...???" Li Wei looked confused.

“Because of what you said yesterday, you have almost certainly caused the disappearance of a little girl in the future,” Tony said.

“…???” Li Wei was even more confused.

“Morgan, you’re talking about my daughter,” Tony continued.

"...What do you mean? Does that mean you've decided not to be with Pepper anymore because of what I said?" Levi raised an eyebrow.

“This has nothing to do with Pepper and me. It’s about what you’ve said. Pepper and I might still be together as you said, but Morgan is different. You may not know much about biology, but even if it’s just a difference of 0.01 seconds, my child will not be the Morgan we know!” Tony said with a serious expression.

"...So what?" Levi looked at Tony Stark with a blank expression.

It's truly remarkable that you could find such a tricky angle to question me.

“So you’re responsible for this!” Tony said, head held high.

Li Wei was both amused and annoyed!
“Mr. Tony Stark, do you realize that this is moral blackmail?” Levi said with a smile.

"So what if it is?" Tony retorted, indicating that he was engaging in moral blackmail.

"Have you ever considered that I might not have any morals at all!" Li Wei revealed a wicked smile.

Now it was Tony's turn to choke up.

The two looked at each other and laughed.

"Alright, enough joking. I believe everything you said. I know you must have your own reasons for telling me these things, but I don't care. Right now, I only care about one thing: the Winter Soldier and Hydra!" After laughing, Tony finally became serious.

(End of this chapter)