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Chapter 22: Banana Man is wrong? We are the clowns!
Chapter 22: Banana Man is wrong? We are the clowns! (Please save and read!)
As governments abroad are negotiating,
Now, in addition to the foreign people who are demonstrating,
There is another group of people who are staging a farce.
When the news that Yanhuang Country was really practicing came out,
Those banana people who had just immigrated abroad were dumbfounded.
Looking at those crazy headlines from foreign media,
The banana people who originally thought they were lucky suddenly felt bad!
At this moment, the headlines appeared in the minds of banana people like nightmares.
The words of disbelief successfully shattered the fragile hearts of the banana people.
Especially after a group of foreign media noticed these banana people,
Suddenly, a large number of news headlines mocking the Banana Man appeared all over the world, both online and offline.
"Yan Huang, you fool! Are you throwing away the chance to become a god?"
"Do you regret it? You are such a fool who once took the initiative to escape from Yanhuang!"
"Shocking! There are actually a group of people who gave up the chance to become gods!"
Under each news headline, there are heated discussions from foreign netizens.
It is also with the reminder of the news media that foreign netizens have finally found a group of people who are more miserable than themselves.
After all, it is impossible for these foreigners to cultivate and become gods.
The banana people could have cultivated themselves into gods, but they voluntarily gave up this opportunity.
In such a comparison, foreign netizens at this moment suddenly felt that their mood was a little better.
What people fear most is comparison, and now there is such a comparison.
People abroad have realized that there are people who are even worse off than them.
As a result, foreign people who felt sad started to complain about the banana man.
“So that’s how it is. We are not the worst off. Some people even voluntarily gave up their cultivation to become gods!”
"Oh my God! Are these people really stupid? They actually gave up their nationality."
"I can't understand. Are their brains full of stone? But now I feel balanced!"
"Yes, so even among the Yanhuang people, there are some who cannot cultivate to become gods?"
The heart-wrenching words from foreign people went straight into the ears of many banana people.
At this moment, looking at the green card in his hand, he looked around the basement which was less than ten square meters.
Then I look at my hands which are rough from washing dishes, and recall the food I eat that even pigs wouldn’t eat in Yanhuang!
The banana people were completely broken-down. For a moment, the banana people without money were the most broken-down.
Originally, they came to their favorite country with a so-called yearning for everything abroad.
But when I actually arrived, I found that everything abroad was not as beautiful as I imagined.
Without any skills or money, he could only work as a waiter.
They live in basements and eat fast food or even junk food from restaurants.
The air is not fragrant, it smells of pollution and garbage.
But now, the country he once belonged to is cultivating to become a god.
But he has become a clown laughed at by everyone!
The Clown King who gave up the chance to become a god!
In an instant, the banana people of today burst into tears.
This is true for almost every banana person who is not doing well.
I even broke down and announced directly on various social media:
"I was wrong, Yanhuang, I was wrong, I really am a big idiot, I want to go home!"
"Country, please, let us go back!"
"I am also a Yanhuang person, and I also want to cultivate to become a god!" On social media, apology and repentance videos of banana people are everywhere.
Every corner is filled with such videos.
Foreign netizens watched these videos and laughed at them even more happily.
What do you call this? Isn’t this just despising the poor and loving the rich?
It was you who wanted to leave in the first place, and Yanhuang even helped you solve your air ticket and immigration problems.
And now, you want to come back again, who do you think you are? Do you think Yanhuang Country is such a casual country?
You can come back whenever you want and leave whenever you want. The banana people really think too highly of themselves!
At this moment, facing the admissions of these banana people,
The current person in charge of foreign affairs of Yanhuang State is the same as what foreign netizens estimated.
Directly answer the banana people with the above words!
No matter how the banana people play the victim, it can no longer make up for their decision to leave in the first place.
At this moment, more and more people are selling the misery of bananas.
This farce is getting more and more serious, and even some banana people are threatening to commit suicide.
All of a sudden, more people from abroad came to watch the fun.
This is really strange! There are actually people who play this kind of trick.
Are you really not afraid of death? Or do you really think that the Yanhuang Kingdom will compromise?
At this moment, the banana people are performing a farce, and foreign people are hyping up the topic.
Now, after hearing about this,
Mr. Li, who had just returned from the front line, was furious:
"This bunch of conscienceless traitors are really good at dealing with trouble. If I really come, I will kill them with a volley of bullets!"
"Everyone, you must not give in on this matter. I, Old Li, have this kind of temper. Anyone who dares to give in will be against me!"
With a frown on his face, the stubborn old man Li's white hair stood up on both temples, and he was so angry that his hair stood on end.
This scene directly attracted the recognition of several other elderly people.
"Old Li, you are as stubborn as ever. Okay, now that we know your attitude, are we going to give in?"
Mr. Chen said this jokingly, and Mr. Gu and Mr. Du also agreed.
"That's right. We have already promised Chen Xiaoyou that we will never give in on this matter, and we don't need to make any concessions!"
"We Yanhuang will never accept threats from anyone, especially the Banana Man!"
"Well said. We Yanhuang have made too many compromises in the past. Now we don't need to do that anymore. We can also stand up straight and speak out!" Mr. Du said firmly.
After a brief discussion of the matter, a firm attitude was given.
And let Li Gang, the person in charge of external affairs, handle it with peace of mind without being afraid of anything.
When Li Gang heard this, it was as if a magic needle had been added to his body.
Directly and firmly express your attitude towards the current banana people.
"You are no longer Yanhuang people. You have already voluntarily given up your Yanhuang nationality. You are all outsiders now!"
"The Yanhuang government will not care what you want. It is your own choice whether to live or die. The Yanhuang government respects everyone's choice!"
These words entered the ears of the banana people.
In an instant, these banana people were dumbfounded. Something was wrong!
That's not what the script says! It was supposed to be a compromise.
Why was I abandoned in return?
In an instant, all the banana people were completely reduced to clowns on the Internet.
Netizens at home and abroad mocked him, saying: "He is truly a master of clowns. I bow down to him!"
At this moment, I don't know how many banana people are spitting out old blood because of this farce.
There are also arrogant banana people who think that countries around the world will not sit idly by.
They firmly believe that they can also practice!
Just as this farce was coming to an end, governments around the world finally concluded their discussions...
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