Douluo: Wuhun Zhuge Wuhou, Breaking Bad

Chapter 51: The chirping of insects lasts only until autumn. You and I are both struggling to survive.
"What kind do I like?"

"Yes."

Sea Witch Douluo stared at him, her eyes looking as if she wanted to eat him.

Zhuge Jun felt uneasy, "It depends on fate."

"What does it mean to see fate? Don't you have an exact type that you like?"

"Yes, when the time comes, you will naturally know what kind of person you like." Zhuge Jun nodded.

"So what do you think of me?"

"???"

Zhuge Jun stared at her, not quite understanding the meaning of this sentence.

Or rather, unbelievable.

After all, Sea Witch Douluo is no longer a teenage girl, and she is also far away from the secular world.

In her opinion, if you like someone, you have to say it.

Being timid will only lead to missing opportunities. She is a person who likes to take the initiative.

Sea Witch Douluo took two steps forward and asked, "Am I ugly?"

"Senior is beautiful."

Zhuge Jun told the truth, although Sea Witch Douluo was not a human, she was still very good.

She is similar to the exotic beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people, and has the same style as Hu Liena.

The difference is that the Sea Witch is much more charming and mature than Hu Liena.

"Do you dislike my age?" Sea Witch Douluo asked again.

Zhuge Jun shook his head. "The chirping of insects lasts only until autumn. You and I are both struggling to survive. Life is but a blink of an eye. When we open our eyes again, our youth will have passed."

What this means is that age has nothing to do with it.

We all grow old and our youth fades away.

"That's why, if you agree to be with me, you will be very happy." The sea witch smiled.

Different from ordinary human emotions, she feels that being with the person she loves is happiness.

No matter what you do.

This put Zhuge Jun in a dilemma. The sea witch was not human, so of course she could not understand human emotions.

Then naturally, he couldn't explain it to the sea witch in a normal human way.

"Senior, I am just a country bumpkin, not even a soul master."

"I don't mind. You're so pretty."

Zhuge Jun shook his head and laughed, "I am saying that my life span is limited, just a few decades, while your life span is very long. If I really want to accept hundreds of years of loneliness for a few decades of happiness, it is not a wise move."

"I see." The Sea Witch nodded thoughtfully, "It seems to be true."

Who says not? She is no longer young.

But no matter what, she is a Titled Douluo and her life span is at least several hundred years.

If you really want to pursue a few decades of happiness, but end up with regrets for the rest of your life, it would be too unprofitable.

"Yes, so senior should think about it carefully. You should find someone who can accompany you for the rest of your life." Zhuge Jun smiled slightly.

"Are there any other men as handsome as you?"

What is this word?

Zhuge Jun was startled, then answered seriously: "It should be gone."

"Are there any other men as smart as you?"

"This... should be the case." Zhuge Jun said modestly.

Sea Witch Douluo frowned, "Is there a Titled Douluo who is prettier and smarter than you?"

Zhuge Jun twitched the corner of his mouth and simply didn't want to answer the question.

It’s not that he is narcissistic, it’s just the IQ of the people in Douluo Continent.

Even if they were all tied together, they would still not be as good as me.

Why?
First, the average IQ of the people in Douluo Continent is really touching, and they can do things without using their brains. Second, although Zhuge Jun is just one person, his mind is filled with the wisdom of his ancestors over the past five thousand years.

One man is worth thousands of troops, this statement is absolutely true.

"If you don't speak, then you don't exist. Then why should I look for someone who is not as good as you?"

It’s true, when it comes to love, everyone in Douluo Continent is like Sherlock Holmes.

Look how clear and well-reasoned the logic is.

Zhuge Jun also sighed slightly, "Senior, I have no intention of getting married."

He originally came here to sow discord, but how did he get entangled with a woman?

Mistake, serious mistake!

"I know that people on your continent value a process of getting along with each other. It's okay. We can try to get along with each other for a while first!"

Zhuge Jun: “…”

In his two lifetimes, he could guarantee that this was the first time he had met such a straightforward woman.

And don't expect her to be reserved. The Sea Witch grew up on Poseidon Island. The formulas of ordinary women don't work on her at all.

"me……"

"Try it, maybe you will like me? Give it a try!" Sea Witch Douluo's eyes were full of excitement.

Zhuge Jun was really at a loss now. After all, he had already said no many times.

But the Sea Witch wouldn't listen at all, and Zhuge Jun couldn't offend her by force, otherwise it would be a problem whether he could leave the Sea God Island.

He felt a little regretful. He regretted not bringing a Titled Douluo with him, otherwise he wouldn't be so controlled by others now.

"Senior, what do you like about me?"

In fact, what Zhuge Jun wanted to say was, what do you like about me? Can't I change it?
But I can only say this in my heart.

"You are very smart and so beautiful. Isn't it normal to like you?" The Sea Witch said as a matter of course.

Zhuge Jun: “…”

"I want to see the high priest."

"But the high priestess has said that she will not agree to your high offering. The next time you see her..."

"It's not for the great offering. I want to see her for something else."

"Oh, that's okay."

……

After a while, Zhuge Jun met Poseidon again on Poseidon Island.

Poseidon sat firmly on the throne, looking at him indifferently.

"I heard from the Sea Witch that you have something else to see me about. Tell me now."

Looking at the woman on the throne, Zhuge Jun felt as if he had seen a savior, and quickly recounted what had just happened.

After saying this, he looked at Poseidon with a strange look.

What this means is that the Sea Witch is ignorant because she has never lived a normal life.

But as a leader, you must know that you have to be polite, right?

After listening to Zhuge Jun's story, even though Poseidon had profound skills, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.

"Seventh Saint Pillar Douluo grew up on Sea God Island, so he doesn't know the etiquette of the mainland. I hope Mr. Zhuge will not be offended."

Zhuge Jun nodded, "That's why I came to see the high priest."

If he was really entangled with the Sea Witch, it would not be good if the news got to Bibi Dong.

To put it nicely, it's being harassed by women; to put it bluntly, it's the collapse of one's image.

"Well, I will take good care of her. You don't have to worry about this, sir. But..."

"High Priest, if you have anything to say, why don't you speak frankly?"

Poseidon frowned and looked at him with a strange look.

"Mr. Zhuge is a handsome man, and he has never been married. Why don't you want to give it a try with the witch? Although the witch is a bit straightforward, her character is definitely fine."

(End of this chapter)