Honghuang: My understanding is beyond belief. I am the first immortal of Jiejiao.
Chapter 529 Buddha Drooling
"You! What do you mean by this? You actually want me to wear these shameless clothes?!"
Lin Zhu shrugged and said with an innocent look on his face.
"What? Aren't these all the clothes of prisoners in the underworld? As a prisoner, of course you have to wear prison clothes."
Do you think that all prison uniforms in the underworld look like what you're wearing?
The Treasure Goddess was so angry she couldn't speak. She never expected Lin Zhu to be so shameless.
How could she, as a Buddhist envoy, wear such clothes?
"No! I absolutely will not wear it!"
The Treasure Goddess firmly refused.
However, Lin Zhu did not give her a chance to refuse, and he said slowly.
“If you don’t wear it, then the Tang Emperor will not be able to return to life, and the journey to the West will have to end here.”
Upon hearing this, the Treasure Goddess's face turned deathly pale.
She knew that the journey to the West was crucial to the prosperity of the Western Paradise, and if it were interrupted because of her, she would be a sinner.
Just as she was hesitating, Guanyin Bodhisattva sent her a telepathic message.
"Treasure Goddess, the future of all beings in the Three Realms rests on your shoulders. You must prioritize the greater good!"
Manjushri Bodhisattva also offered advice.
"Treasure Goddess, you have endured humiliation and hardship; the Buddha will surely reward you handsomely in the future!"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva remained silent, but the meaning in his eyes was already quite clear.
Despite her reluctance, the Treasure Goddess ultimately relented after hearing the advice of the three great bodhisattvas.
She gritted her teeth and said.
"Okay! I'll wear it!"
However, Lin Zhu shook his head at this moment and pointed to the pile of clothes, saying...
“These won’t do, they’re too ordinary. I have another set here that’s more suitable for you.”
As he spoke, Lin Zhu took out another set of clothes from his bosom and threw it to the Treasure Goddess.
The Treasure Fairy took a closer look and saw that it was a pink princess dress, decorated with various sparkly decorations, which looked very childish.
A cute cartoon pattern is printed in the center of the skirt.
"This is. What is this?"
The Treasure Goddess was stunned.
Lin Zhu smiled slightly and said.
"This is Princess Domi's dress from 'Magic Girls,' what do you think? Doesn't it suit you perfectly?"
The treasure goddess's face instantly turned bright red. She never expected that Lin Zhu would make her wear such clothes.
As an emissary of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, wearing such clothes is more painful for her than death.
"No! I'd rather die than wear that!"
The Treasure Goddess screamed hysterically.
However, Lin Zhu once again used the Tang King's resurrection as a threat.
Under the persuasion of the three great bodhisattvas, the Treasure Goddess finally had no choice but to submit.
With tears in her eyes, she put on that pink princess dress.
When she put it on, the childish style contrasted sharply with her originally charming and alluring temperament, making her look out of place yet full of a unique "beauty".
Lin Zhu looked at her, but was not satisfied.
He then pulled out a bunch of props, put a pink wig on the Treasure Fairy, put the Radiant Cat and Radiant Dance Gloves on her hands, and finally stuffed a "Domi Heart Transformation Wand" into her hand.
The Treasure Goddess felt an overwhelming sense of shame upon seeing herself in this state.
She felt her resolve to follow the Tao wavering, and she couldn't imagine how she would face Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in the future.
"Treasure Goddess, shout out your slogan!"
Lin Zhu said with a smile.
With tears in her eyes and a trembling voice, the Treasure Goddess uttered the words that filled her with extreme shame.
"Let me shower you with love!"
Upon hearing this, everyone around was stunned.
The Tang emperor was dumbfounded, thinking that this fairy's taste was indeed beyond the comprehension of a mortal like him.
Lin Zhu looked at the Treasure Goddess's disheveled appearance with satisfaction, waved his hand, and said.
"Okay, you can go."
After saying that, he turned his gaze to the three Bodhisattvas, a wicked smile curling at the corner of his mouth, as if to say that the show had only just begun.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the Treasure Goddess tearfully saw the Tang Emperor off.
As she walked, she could still hear the Tang Emperor's hearty laughter behind her.
"Wow, the underworld is so interesting! I'll definitely come again next time I have the chance!"
The Treasure Goddess was filled with humiliation and resentment. She vowed that one day, she would make Lin Zhu, that monster, pay the price!
The three Bodhisattvas witnessed the fate of the Treasure Goddess and felt a deep sense of sorrow for her plight.
Manjushri Bodhisattva looked at Lin Zhu with a furious expression, attempting to warn him in a threatening tone.
"Lin Zhu, don't be so smug! The Western Heaven will surely settle accounts with you for everything you've done today!"
Lin Zhu, however, was not afraid at all. He crossed his legs and lay lazily on the chair, a playful smile curving his lips.
"Purge? Ha, I'll wait. But with your abilities? I'm afraid you'll never get your revenge in this lifetime."
Manjushri Bodhisattva was so angry that his face turned ashen, but he was speechless.
She knew that Lin Zhu's strength far surpassed hers, and even if she tried her best, she wouldn't be able to harm Lin Zhu in the slightest.
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva looked on in despair, her voice filled with hatred as she gazed at Lin Zhu.
"You fiend, don't be so arrogant! As long as I can escape this sea of suffering, I will make the Western Paradise know what it means to be untouchable!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhu laughed even more heartily.
He looked at Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and said jokingly.
"Cannot be humiliated? Ha, I have humiliated you many times before. Look, aren't you all serving me now? Isn't that the greatest humiliation?"
Upon hearing Lin Zhu's words, the three monks were filled with despair.
They knew that Lin Zhu was humiliating them, but they were powerless to do anything about it.
However, just when Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva were feeling desperate, Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva unexpectedly showed a blush.
She lowered her head, not daring to look Lin Zhu in the eye, but a strange feeling welled up in her heart.
This feeling of being forced actually gave her an unexpected sense of pleasure, which made her feel ashamed, yet she couldn't extricate herself from it.
Lin Zhu seemed to sense Guanyin Bodhisattva's unusual behavior. He curled his lips into a wicked smile and casually tossed three sets of clothes out of thin air.
"Come, my three maids, change these clothes."
Lin Zhu's voice was full of mockery.
The three monks looked closely and saw that the three sets of clothes looked ordinary, but the colors were extremely flashy, with red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue and purple, and everything imaginable.
"What are you going to do now?!"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva glared angrily, feeling as if she was about to be driven mad by Lin Zhu.
Lin Zhu ignored her and said slowly.
"It's nothing, I just wanted you to dance a little something to liven things up before King Tang leaves the underworld."
"Dance?"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva could hardly believe his ears.
How could she, a Buddhist bodhisattva, be expected to dance in public?
Manjushri Bodhisattva was also angered and confused. She glared at Lin Zhu and said, "Lin Zhu! You've gone too far! We are Buddhist Bodhisattvas, not your actors!"
However, at this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva comforted Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.
“Junior Sister Puxian, don’t be angry. Lin Zhu is right. We are his maids now, and it is only right that we obey his orders. Besides, this is just a dance. Why should we bother with such things for the sake of the Western Paradise?”
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was stunned by what Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva said. She did not understand why Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva was so calm.
"But...but this..." Samantabhadra Bodhisattva wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva.
"Alright, let's go. Don't keep Lin Zhu waiting."
As Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke, she took Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and led them toward a side hall.
As Lin Zhu watched their retreating figures, her smile widened even further.
He knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva had already compromised.
The three monks changed their clothes and returned to the main hall.
Their clothes were so brightly colored that they looked somewhat comical.
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva's faces were filled with humiliation, while only Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva still had a slight blush on her face.
Lin Zhu looked at them and smiled like a fox.
He clapped his hands and said.
"Since the three maids are ready, I will teach you a dance. This dance is a perfect match for the three of you."
After saying that, Lin Zhu waved his hand, and three divine senses instantly shot into the minds of the three great masters.
After receiving the information from the divine consciousness, the three great masters' expressions instantly became complicated.
Their eyes were wide open, and their mouths were agape enough to fit an egg.
Because that dance is none other than the famous "Gokuraku Jodo" (Paradise on Earth).
The dance movements were extremely explicit and provocative, full of seduction.
Upon seeing this, the three monks felt a surge of excitement rush to their heads. They never expected that Lin Zhu would teach them this kind of dance.
"You! You are shameless!"
Manjushri Bodhisattva pointed angrily at Lin Zhu, his voice trembling.
Lin Zhu didn't seem to care at all; he said with a smile.
"What? You don't like this dance? I think it's very suitable for your Buddhist community. After all, Buddhism emphasizes the concept of 'emptiness,' and this dance is precisely expressing the idea of 'emptiness,' isn't it?"
Manjushri Bodhisattva was so angry she was about to vomit blood. She knew that Lin Zhu was humiliating them.
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke at this moment.
"Junior Sister Manjushri, stop talking. We've already come this far, is there any way back?"
The voice of Guanyin Bodhisattva was filled with helplessness and compromise.
She knew that Lin Zhu had driven them to a dead end; if they didn't jump, their journey to the West would be interrupted.
Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva both fell silent upon hearing Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva's words.
They knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva was right.
For the sake of the greater good of the Western Paradise, they had no choice but to swallow their anger.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, accompanied by Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, returned to the side hall once more.
She looked at her two junior sisters and said softly.
“My two junior sisters, we have no choice. For the sake of the great cause of the Western Paradise, we can only accept this arrangement. In the future, Buddha will surely reward us.”
Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva exchanged a glance. Although their hearts were filled with hatred, they ultimately nodded.
Soon, they mentally prepared themselves in the side hall.
When they emerged from the side hall again, their faces no longer held the anger and humiliation of before; instead, they wore expressions of resignation to their fate.
When the Great Emperor of Fengdu saw that the three great masters were ready, he immediately announced loudly.
"The performance begins!"
At the command of the Great Emperor of Fengdu, the three Bodhisattvas began the dance of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".
As the music began, the figures of the three great Bodhisattvas danced in the air.
Their dance steps were full of allure, and every movement was provocative.
Lin Zhu sat on the throne, watching their performance with a wicked grin on his face.
He drank the fine wine and admired the dance of the three great masters, his heart filled with ecstasy.
Meanwhile, in the Western Paradise, the Buddha and three thousand other Buddhas were watching the events unfolding in the Underworld.
"Everyone, pay attention. That anomaly is probably going to cause trouble again."
The Buddha's voice was filled with vigilance.
Upon hearing this, the three thousand Buddhas all focused their minds and prepared to take action to suppress the demons at any moment.
However, when they saw the three great bodhisattvas in the underworld performing the "Pure Land of Bliss" through their supernatural vision, everyone was stunned into silence.
What did they see?
They saw that the three solemn Bodhisattvas were actually dancing an extremely explicit and provocative dance!
The three thousand Buddhas looked at each other, their faces filled with disbelief.
They rubbed their eyes, thinking they were seeing things, but the scene in the picture was still clearly visible.
The atmosphere inside the Great Thunder Temple was frozen.
The gazes of the three thousand Buddhas pierced through the realm of supernatural vision, fixed intently on the three great bodhisattvas in the picture.
They were wearing a type of clothing they had never seen before—a seductive and alluring kimono.
The dresses were perfectly tailored, neither too revealing nor too revealing, yet they accentuated their figures beautifully, making every movement exude charm.
The Buddha was dumbfounded. He looked at the three great bodhisattvas in his supernatural vision, some squatting and some standing, striking various captivating poses. He was utterly shocked.
"What's going on?"
An old Buddha couldn't help but ask in a trembling voice.
"Weren't the three Bodhisattvas supposed to go to the underworld to intimidate the Tang Emperor? How did things turn out like this?"
Another young Buddha echoed this sentiment.
"Yes, what's going on? Why are they dressed like that? This...this is an insult to civility!"
However, some Buddhas had completely different focuses.
A bald-headed Buddha looked at the three great bodhisattvas in the picture and couldn't help but sigh.
"Although it's unseemly, this outfit is undeniably sexy."
As soon as he finished speaking, he drew glares from countless Buddhas, but the looks in the eyes of many Buddhas also betrayed their true thoughts.
Immediately afterwards, a very catchy piece of music began to play.
The music had a strong rhythm and was full of exotic flavor, as if it could strike the depths of one's soul.
To the rhythm of the music, the three great masters began to dance gracefully.
Their dance moves, like their attire, were sexy and alluring.
Every move they make is full of playfulness, sexiness, and a strong sense of provocation.
They swayed their waists and tossed their hair, their graceful figures seemingly transporting people to a blissful paradise filled with love and being loved.
The three thousand Buddhas were mesmerized by what they saw.
They had never seen such a seductive dance, a dance that stood in stark contrast to the solemnity and reverence of Buddhism.
They felt their souls being drawn in by the beauty of the dance, unable to extricate themselves.
One Buddha was so engrossed in watching that he didn't even notice the drool trickling from the corner of his mouth. (End of Chapter)
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