The real daughter used homophonic puns to change the plot and make the protagonists cry
Chapter 267 It’s over! It’s going to crash!
Chapter 267 It’s over! It’s going to crash!
"Mom, you are finally back."
"My aunt is too much. She drinks milk tea every day and orders takeout, and makes me watch her eat."
"She took me to the supermarket and bought me a bunch of snacks, but not a single bite went into my mouth."
"She didn't buy me food, and she asked me to lead the way for her, wuwuwu..."
Listening to Ye Yinmo's complaint, Ye Zhixia was speechless. These words sounded very familiar.
He raised his hand and rubbed Ye Yinmo's little head, then silently turned his head to look at Ye Fushu.
At this time, Ye Fushu was sitting on the sofa, drinking milk tea and watching the movements here, with a calm and relaxed look, as if she was not the one being accused.
Seeing Ye Zhixia looking over, Ye Fushu gave her a bright smile, "Sister, you're back?"
[As long as I don't admit it, I won't be the one being sued.]
Ye Zhixia: "..."
He took a deep breath and then nodded gently towards Ye Fushu.
He took out a gift for Ye Yinmo from the suitcase, coaxed him, then took Ye Yinmo to Ye Fushu and handed him a box, "This is for you."
Ye Fushu blinked, "What?"
"Chocolate." Ye Zhixia added, "It was given to me by someone else. I want to keep in shape, so I can't eat it."
Ye Fushu nodded and said meaningfully, "Someone else gave it to me."
Meeting Ye Fushu's gaze, Ye Zhixia looked a little unnatural. He looked away silently, and then met Ye Yinmo's eager gaze.
"Mom, I want some chocolate, too."
"No, you don't want to." Ye Fushu said, patting Ye Yinmo's head, "If a child eats chocolate, he won't grow taller and will become stupid."
Ye Yinmo: “…”
Do I look like a gullible three-year-old to you?
Listening to Ye Fushu's words to fool the child, Ye Zhixia's heart skipped a beat, and she patted Ye Yinmo's head and said, "There are some for Momo, too. They're in the suitcase. Go get them yourself, but don't eat too much, understand?"
Upon hearing this, Ye Yinmo cheered and ran away.
As soon as Ye Yinmo left, Ye Fushu's voice rang in Ye Zhixia's ears, "So, did sister buy it for Momo specially, or was it given by someone else?" [I thought it was just for me, but it turns out it wasn't. ]
Ye Zhixia: "..."
After a few seconds of silence, Ye Zhixia changed the subject and asked, "Have you completed the resignation procedures?"
Ye Fushu nodded, "It's done."
[My first job with five social insurances and one housing fund is gone, alas~]
"...Now that it's done, let's prepare to go to Nanxiang City."
Ye Fushu nodded as he opened the chocolate box.
Ye Zhixia looked at her and continued to ask, "How are you preparing for the test?"
Ye Fushu nodded, "It's okay."
[With the young master coming out, any test can be passed in minutes. ]
"..."
Ye Fushu took out a chocolate and handed it to Ye Zhixia, "Sister, here you go."
Ye Zhixia wanted to refuse, but seeing how well-behaved she was, she never said no. Of course she knew that Ye Fushu was just pretending to be well-behaved, but she just couldn't refuse.
In the end, Ye Zhixia chose to reach out and take the chocolate.
Ye Fushu picked out another chocolate, peeled off the candy wrapper and put it into his mouth, then smiled sweetly at Ye Zhixia, "It's so sweet, thank you..."
Before he could finish his words, Ye Fushu's expression suddenly changed and he jumped up from the sofa.
"Drunk heart?!"
[It’s over! It’s over! It’s going to crash! ]
Ye Zhixia:?!
"how……"
Before Ye Zhixia could finish her words, Ye Fushu had already thrown the chocolate on the coffee table and ran away.
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