The real daughter used homophonic puns to change the plot and make the protagonists cry
Chapter 52 Uncle, Teach Me
Chapter 52 Uncle, Teach Me
"Uncle Wangzi, I! I want to learn too, please teach me!"
Qi Zhaozhao raised his arms and looked at Lin Wang with interest.
Lin Wang:?
Lin Wang's expression cracked for a moment, then he slowly turned his head to look at Qi Zhaozhao, looking at him with a gloomy face, "Uncle Wangzi? Are you calling me?"
Lin Wang's face and expression were a little scary. Qi Zhaozhao shrank back and zoomed in on his phone, then said weakly to Lin Wang, "It's not Uncle Wangzi calling you, it's me who's calling you Uncle Wangzi."
Lin Wang: “…”
[Hahaha, the kid is pretty serious]
[You can see that Wangzi is very unhappy, but I am so happy. Why? Hahahaha...]
[It’s over, it’s over. With that expression on his face, is he going to eat a child? ]
Hearing Qi Zhaozhao's words, Lin Wang's face became even uglier, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Who taught you to call me that?"
Qi Zhaozhao looked weak, helpless and pitiful, and whispered, "That's what everyone on the Internet calls you."
Before coming to the show, he looked up a lot of information on the Internet.
Those people on the Internet just called him Wangzai, and he even added "uncle". He was obviously more polite than them, so why was Uncle Wangzai so angry?
"Don't call me Uncle Wangzi anymore! Otherwise..." At this point, Lin Wang gave Qi Zhaozhao a nasty and cruel smile, "Be careful or I'll beat you up."
[It can be seen that Zhao Zhao is a 5G surfing expert]
[Threatening a child is something only a fool would do]
[Wangzi is now a father, it’s time for him to be promoted to a higher generation. From now on, everyone can call Wangzi Uncle.]
Uncle Wangzai himself didn't know that he had a new nickname. When he saw Qi Zhaozhao nodded in agreement, his expression looked a little better.
"Uncle." Qi Zhaozhao called Lin Wang softly.
Lin Wang raised his eyelids and turned his head to look at Qi Zhaozhao.
"Can you teach me? That one." Qi Zhaozhao pointed at the Rubik's Cube in Yang Chen's hand.
Lin Wang: “No.”
Qi Zhaozhao asked aggrievedly: "Why? Can't you teach me?"
Is he really stupid? Lin Wang: "I just don't want to teach."
Qi Zhaozhao blinked when he heard this, and suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, patting his chest and saying, "It's good that I'm not stupid."
"..."
**
[Are you really going to sleep in a cemetery tonight?] Seeing that Ye Fushu really came to a local cemetery after eating and drinking, the system had a complicated expression.
Ye Fushu: [Of course it is true. ]
System: [Why do you have to sleep here when you can stay in a nice B&B? ]
The system was a little suspicious about what it was tied to.
She had slept under the overpass, in the crematorium, and even sneaked into the hospital morgue to sleep. At least, there were other people sleeping there besides her.
But now, I'm actually coming to the cemetery.
She wasn't afraid of something coming to chat with her in the middle of the night.
Ye Fushu held a lollipop in his mouth and said to the system in an unfathomable way: [You don’t understand.]
The system agrees with this because it really doesn't understand.
After Ye Fushu walked around the cemetery, he finally chose a place with the densest number of graves and sat down cross-legged.
The system doesn’t understand, but the system respects.
I no longer cared about Ye Fushu and continued watching the live broadcast.
**
At the live broadcast site, the guests had already prepared their meal and were now preparing to eat.
There is a large table in the restaurant that can seat 12 people.
However, because the four families formed an alliance of two, the meals were served separately.
Both parties started eating at almost the same time. Seeing that everyone was seated, Yang Yuling suddenly suggested, "Since everything is done, why don't we all eat together?"
Then, he continued a little embarrassedly, "I really want to try Teacher Ye and Xiao Jiang's cooking."
(End of this chapter)
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