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Yan Lingyu looked at the chairman and said, "Forget it, anyway, I want to go to the world of comprehension and immortality. It just so happens that these countries are cleaned up, so I can go." Chairman Zhang said, "Xiaoyu, I don't worry about these military weapons, I just worry Their practitioners", Yan Lingyu said, "Don't worry, I will definitely destroy those practitioners from foreign countries before I leave. Even if I don't destroy them, they will not be able to make any trouble."

Vice Chairman Lin said, "That's good. I believe we won the Diaoyu Islands, and Taiwan's return will not be far away." Yan Lingyu said, "Okay, is there anything else, everyone? If not, I will flash away, so I can recharge my batteries. , preparing for tomorrow's press conference."

Dongfang Aotian looked at Yan Lingyu and said, "Wait, Xiaoyu, what are you doing, why don't you come later? How can I say that my granddaughter also ate for you, but you didn't give me the good wine, but gave it to these three old men ", Outian Wudi said, "Yes, we are also relatives, why don't you give us some".

Yan Lingyu looked at the two presidents and prime ministers with smiles on their lips, thinking in his heart, "These three old men must have informed you, I am anxious to kill you this time", and said, "It's not that I won't give it to you. I have prepared it for you a long time ago, but I only prepared 14 bottles. Since I gave it to the chairman and others last time, I will not give it to them this time. I will give it to you three as a meeting gift." Commander of the Seven Military Regions.

Premier Zhou looked at Yan Lingyu and said, "Xiao Yu, how could you do this? You know that we are all wine lovers. You let us watch the seven of them drink, but you can't drink it yourself. What kind of hallucinations have you got? , Then you are a sinner in China.” Yan Lingyu said, “How could it be? As long as your souls are not dead, I can save you, let alone hallucinations.”

Hearing Yan Lingyu's words, Vice Chairman Lin hurriedly said, "Xiaoyu, we know we are wrong, hurry up and get a few bottles out, otherwise I will have the cheek to visit your house." Yan Lingyu did not expect that Vice Chairman Lin would come to this trick , looked at Vice Chairman Lin dumbfounded, and remembered how Vice Chairman Lin came to his house as a guest, criticizing himself in front of this girlfriend, talking about himself in front of that girlfriend, and said, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but it's not as long as they have. It’s only a few hundred years old, do you want it?”

Vice Chairman Lin gave the Chairman and the Prime Minister two successful winks and said, "Of course, but you must give us at least three bottles each." Yan Lingyu thought to himself, "I just don't give you good wine. There are millions of wines in my century." bottle, how much can you drink”, said, “OK, just three bottles”, took out nine bottles of wine and put them on the table and said, “They drink for tens of thousands of years, you drink for 300 years”, and then teleported back .

Hearing Yan Lingyu's words, Premier Zhou said, "What, what are you talking about, they drink 300-year-old wine, but we drink [-]-year-old wine, you have to change it for us", but there was no one there.Looking at the seven commanders, he said, "I will exchange three bottles for one of you, and whoever of you will exchange it with me."Ouyang Wudi said, "Don't talk about three bottles, even thirty bottles will not be exchanged. By the way, our military region has something to deal with, so I'll go first." After speaking, he slipped away with his two bottles of wine.

The commanders of the other six military regions also found excuses to leave with wine in their hands. Chairman Zhang said, "You are mistaken for your cleverness. It seems that we have to go to Xiaoyu's house for a while after this battle is over. If he runs away, we won't be able to drink good wine." Vice Chairman Lin and Premier Zhou said, "We agree to this proposal.

After eight o'clock in the morning of the next day, Yang Xue made the meals, and when she entered the room to ask Yan Lingyu to eat, she saw an extra military uniform on Yan Lingyu's clothes rack that she had never seen before. After waking Yan Lingyu up, she said, "Husband , where did you get this military uniform, why have I never seen it before?"

Yan Lingyu said, "Yesterday the chairman asked me to go to a meeting and they sent it to me. The style of the clothes is Longya's." He took out a red book and handed it to Yang Xue, "You can see it after reading this." After speaking, he picked up the military uniform and put it on. up.

Yang Xue looked at Yan Lingyu and herself and said, "What kind of tricks are there? I haven't seen such an official before." After speaking, she picked up the book and turned it over. After flipping it, she saw that the marshal, Yan Lingyu, screamed "Ah!"The girls below and the five brothers who came to make a living, heard Yang Xue's scream, and ran to the door.

Dongfang Judo "What's the matter with Sister Yang Xue? Is it convenient for us to come in"?Yang Xue said, "Good thing, our husband is China's No. 11 marshal." Hearing Yang Xue's words, everyone rushed in.Yan Lingyu had already put on his military uniform, and said, "Don't gather around here, let's chat while eating"!

After arriving at the dinner table, Zhu Tao said, "Boss, you are so awesome. You are the only marshal in China. I am looking at your military uniform. It is so majestic. If I can wear it for a walk, I will be so fascinated." mm".

Yang Xue looked at Yan Lingyu and said, "I don't think the country will make you a marshal easily, is there any big deal?"Yan Lingyu looked at Yang Xuedao appreciatively, "You are right, the country is going to take back the Diaoyu Islands, and I am not wrong, the third world war is coming, but the winner is definitely Nowhere China."

Zhu Tao said, "Boss, have you heard that Japan was struck by a peerless lightning yesterday, and the headquarters of the Yagyu family in Japan was smashed into a huge pit with a width of [-] meters and a depth of thousands of meters." Yan Lingyu gave Zhu Tao A stir-fried lion head came and said, "Can't you see that the woman on TV yesterday did it? You are the Nine Heavens God Thunder, and you have to cross the Nine Heavens God Thunder to ascend to the immortal venerable."

Before 9 o'clock in the morning, the venue of the press conference was already full of people, with reporters everywhere.

Finally at 10 o'clock, Yan Lingyu drove the Shenzi No. [-] car, arrived belatedly, walked up to the podium and said, "Now our press conference has officially started, you can ask any questions, you raise your hands, I will point to it." Anyone can ask questions."When hundreds of reporters saw Yan Lingyu, who was in his twenties, sitting on the main stage, they all rubbed their eyes in disbelief. The ttcv reporter said, "May I ask you to be the master of this press conference."

Yan Lingyu said seriously, "This is the first time, if someone doesn't follow the rules to ask questions, then I will let people ruthlessly drive him out of this press conference. Since I can come here and sit here, of course I can Be the master, everything I said is the meaning of the country. I am announcing one thing in front of you now. We have sent a document to Japan at 8 o'clock yesterday evening, hoping that they will withdraw from the Diaoyu Islands. Now they are still indifferent. It is now 10 At 12 o'clock, if Japan has not withdrawn from the Diaoyu Islands, my territory, then our country will use strong means to take back the territory."

An American reporter was pointed out by Yan Lingyu and said, "Is there any representative meaning of China's action this time? You must know that this is the first time that China has taken the initiative because of a mission." Yan Lingyu said, "No, no, we It's not about attacking, it's about taking back your territory, and you don't want to mix things up."

A Japanese reporter was hit and said, "The Diaoyu Islands belong to our Great Japanese Empire. You Chinese want to fight for it. It's wishful thinking." Yan Lingyu said, "Someone pull this lunatic out. I think everyone has seen the world map. Does the Diaoyu Islands belong to China or not?" Everyone in Japan knows that well."

Then a Chinese reporter said, "Excuse me, what army are you in, what official position, why haven't we seen your uniform and rank?" Yan Lingyu said, "You haven't seen it. It's not enough, every country has its own My secret is that my military uniform belongs to Longya, our new Chinese army, and as for the official position, I am the No.11 Marshal of China.”

Yan Lingyu's words shocked all the journalists who had passed, and shocked the whole world. What does it mean that China has a marshal? It proves China's confidence in taking back the Diaoyu Islands, and proves that China is not ready to back down.The person who asked the last question didn't even care about whether Yan Lingyu was a virgin, whether he had a wife, or what kind of underwear he was wearing today.

In the past two hours, Yan Lingyu felt that he was more tired than shopping with women when he was faced with one strange question after another. Finally, it was twelve o'clock. Seeing that the chairman hadn't called to inform him, he said, "I Now declare that we will take back the Diaoyu Islands with force."

As soon as Yan Lingyu finished speaking, Commander Zhou ordered 100 planes of different colors to fly, and each plane contained 100 well-equipped Longya soldiers.Yan Lingyu said, "Now we will give you a satellite live broadcast to show you the combat effectiveness of our Longya." After speaking, a screen was placed behind the rostrum, and a hundred planes of different colors appeared on the screen.

Looking at the plane on the screen, Yan Lingyu said, "This is the latest plane in our country. It is called a different-color plane. It can prevent ordinary missile attacks. It can be ten times faster than the speed of sound. It can be invisible and avoid any radar detection. There is a super-scanning system and a locking system, which is absolutely perfect. You can also activate the evasion system to avoid any locking attack. Of course, many of you don’t believe it. I think Japan is already prepared. Let’s wait and see.”