Chapter 286 is fun!

The next day.

I got up at eleven and went to the living room. I saw Zhang Shan standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, with his hands behind his back, looking into the distance with deep eyes.

"You got up so early today~" Eleven said, rubbing his eyes.

"The weather is getting cold, it's time for Xuanwu Kingdom to change its helmsman." Zhang Shan said.

"Ah?" Eleven's sleepiness disappeared instantly, his brain became extremely clear, and he looked at Zhang Shan's back in disbelief and said, "Master! Are you planning to attack the royal family of Xuanwu Kingdom?"

"That's right." Zhang Shan turned around and said, "The new leader used me to get rid of Chiya. If I don't give him a little reward, he really doesn't know the difference between a big king and a small king."

Eleven nodded, then suddenly said, "Master, aren't the big and small kings all clowns?"

duang~
After the punch, Eleven covered his head and squatted on the ground, drawing circles.

After cursing for a few seconds, he saw Zhang Shan sitting on the sofa reading comics again, and asked curiously: "Master, how do you plan to retaliate against them?"

"Didn't I just say that? Let their royal family change the situation."

"?"

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At this time, Xuanwu Kingdom.

In the palace.

A young eunuch was looking at the sky boredly, when suddenly he saw a small red dot in the sky.

"A red bird?"

During the few seconds when he was curious, the red dot in the sky grew bigger and bigger!
"No, no, no! It's not a bird! It's a meteorite!"

Shouts were heard in the distance, and soon, figures appeared on the roof of the palace.

The leader was a woman wearing a white dress. She looked ethereal but had a dignified expression.

"Have you tried them all?" the woman asked.

"We've tried everything! We can't get out!" a eunuch replied while kneeling on one knee.

The goddess looked at the meteorite that was growing bigger and bigger in the sky and clenched her fists unwillingly.

Then, another series of guards appeared in front of the goddess, and the leader said, "Sir! We can't figure out what that is."

Glancing at these people calmly, the goddess said, "Set up the formation first and see if we can destroy this thing!"

"Yes!"

The next moment, the goddess appeared in the imperial study. A middle-aged man in a dragon robe was calmly reviewing memorials. The commotion outside did not affect him at all.

"Your Majesty, it's dangerous outside. Come with me to take refuge underground!" the goddess said anxiously.

"Calm down, you don't look like a goddess at all." The King of Xuanwu looked up and smiled.

"Your Majesty! The entire imperial city is surrounded by an energy that we cannot understand. We cannot get out and people outside cannot get in. The meteorite in the sky is about 700 meters in diameter. Your Majesty, you have studied the knowledge of the country of Ster, so you should know what this represents!" The goddess said quickly.

"Oh? I always thought that I was the only one in the entire Xuanwu Kingdom who had studied it. I didn't expect that the Goddess had also done some research on it." The king teased.

"His Majesty!"

"Okay, follow me."

The king reached out and pressed on the table. The next moment, a mechanical arm appeared with an iron plate, on which there was a cup of Coke.

"..."

"Ahem! Sorry, I pressed the wrong button..." The king quickly pressed another button.

Click, click, click! !

Walls of steel rose up around the two of them, until the goddess could no longer see the outside world, and a feeling of weightlessness suddenly came over her.

Boom~~
The entire Xuanwu Kingdom was shaking. Although Zhang Shan controlled the shock wave within the palace, the earth was connected and Zhang Shan did not deal with it too much. When a meteorite fell, the terrain did not change. It was all thanks to Zhang Shan.

People around only heard a loud bang, followed by continuous earthquakes!
Even the neighboring country of Ster was affected. People thought that the Xuanwu country was doing something cruel again. Finally, after looking at the satellite, they realized that the other party had suffered a natural disaster and was gloating over its misfortune.

Chicken Island.

Eleven was very puzzled. He had clearly said that he would take action against the Xuanwu Kingdom, but since that day, Zhang Shan had been living his daily life and had not taken any action.

Seeing Zhang Shan playing badly again, Eleven couldn't help but ask, "Master, when are you going to take action against Xuanwu Country?"

Zhang Shan: O_o
"Don't look at me like that! Master, it was you who said you wanted revenge, right?" Eleven pouted.

"No, the revenge is over long ago." Zhang Shan looked at his apprentice innocently: "You also have a smartphone, can't you just use Baidu?"

"Huh?" Seeing that Zhang Shan didn't seem to be joking, Eleven took out his mobile phone doubtfully and looked through the latest news.

"Strange? Why is there no news from Xuanwu Kingdom these two days?" Eleven was puzzled and finally looked at Zhang Shan with a puzzled look.

"You..." Zhang Shan shook his head, took Eleven's phone, operated it for a while, and then returned it to Eleven.

"Check now."

A few seconds later.

"Wow~wow wow wow~~" Eleven looked at the news on the phone, then looked at Zhang Shan, and kept exclaiming.

Zhang Shan looked very proud. The feeling of being admired was so wonderful.

"Master~ That meteorite couldn't have been created by you, right?" Eleven's big watery eyes were full of doubt.

In fact, that kind of power was beyond her understanding. She really couldn't believe that humans could summon meteorites!

"That's right! That's my master's masterpiece!" Zhang Shan nodded, and then he said, "If you also want to summon meteorites, you should study the Nine Yin Manual that my master gave you. Although it is just my casual work, it also contains countless great principles."

Eleven nodded blankly. Although he still felt it was a bit outrageous, the news said that the meteorite only destroyed the imperial palace and other places were only slightly affected. Compared with the complete destruction of the imperial palace, this little impact was not worth mentioning.

But, it was a meteorite! The meteorite that fell from the sky only destroyed the imperial city. Everyone would think there was something fishy about it, right?
In the next few days, Eleven surfed the Internet intensively.

When setting up the stall at night, Eleven suddenly shouted to Zhang Shan: "Master! The rebels from Xuanwu Country have already fought with the royal family. The rebels are holding the technological weapons of Ster Country. It seems that Ster Country is supporting them behind the scenes!"

"Don't get excited, calm down." Zhang Shan stretched out his hand and pressed it in the air. He was not at all surprised by what happened in Xuanwu Kingdom.

"How can I stay calm? There is a civil war breaking out in Xuanwu Country, Master!" Eleven is still a native of Xuanwu Country after all, and he still has feelings for that place.

"What civil strife? If the royal family of Xuanwu Kingdom had done anything wrong in these years, they would not be isolated and overthrown by the whole world today!" Zhang Shan said.

"You know Qing Feng, right? He is the master of your sister Meihua Thirteen. He used to be the prince of Qingyun Country, but his whole family was killed by the previous assassin leader."

"You said, did the leader have nothing better to do than to kill the royal family of Qingyun Kingdom? He was just paving the way for the royal family of Xuanwu Kingdom."

"Let's not talk about the distant past. How many scientists from the Ster Country have been assassinated by the Xuanwu Country in recent years?"

Eleven hesitated for a moment and sighed, "Well, the royal family of Xuanwu Kingdom is indeed disgusting."

"Right! Look, they have been quiet for the past two years, and even the smartphones in Ster country have been updated to several generations!" Zhang Shan spread his hands.

"Boss! Give me some fried noodles!"

"The guy next door, give me another serving of beef offal, it's super spicy!"

"Good~"

Eleven went to stir-fry noodles, and Wu Liuqi's beef offal was soon served. Putting down the beef offal, Ah Qi came to Zhang Shan, holding his cell phone and asked, "Old Zhang, can you help me see if Miss Mei is interested in me?"

Zhang Shan took a look at the chat messages between the two. Although they were mostly harassment from Ah Qi, Meihua Shisan's replies were not perfunctory, and even his answers were dull.

However, in the past two days, Meihua Shisanhui's messages have become noticeably slower, as if he is busy with something.

"Could it be that it was delayed by the civil war in Xuanwu?" Zhang Shan said uncertainly.

"What?! Isn't Miss Mei in danger now?" Ah Qi panicked as soon as he heard it.

"That should be it. Meihua Shisan's strength is not strong. Although he has learned Qingfeng's unique skills, his internal strength and lightness skills have not reached the peak. If he encounters a large number of people, he will still be entangled." Zhang Shan said.

After saying this, he closed his eyes and did not look at the true situation of Meihua Shisan.

No need.

Ah Qi was a little flustered, and said very seriously: "It's decided, I'm going to Xuanwu Country!"

His beloved woman might be in danger, so Ah Qi wanted to go and see what was going on over there no matter what.

"Oh, it just so happens that your room can be converted into a toilet." Zhang Shan said casually.

"Hey! Don't be so heartless!"

At the same time, Eleven served the fried noodles to the guests, and came to the two of them and said, "Master, don't you plan to go back to Xuanwu Country to take a look? After all, that place is your hometown, right?"

"Hometown is right..." Zhang Shan was a little reluctant. He knew that Eleven wanted him to go back to Xuanwu Kingdom.

With his prestige in Xuanwu State, as long as he raises his arm and calls, countless people will respond to him.

Even though he left Xuanwu Country in the past two years, anyone with a bit of skill is keeping an eye on him.

After all, he killed the assassin leader in front of a group of shadow assassins, so the value of his deeds was absolutely beyond doubt.

Zhang Shan's eyes turned and he thought this seemed like a good idea.

Since I'm free anyway, it seems like it would be fun to help the Xuanwu Kingdom reform!

Snapped!
Zhang Shan slammed the table and said, "It's decided! I'm going to Xuanwu Country to cause trouble!"

"Wuhu! Master, you finally figured it out!" Eleven cheered and started spinning in circles.

"Okay! Let's go together!" Ah Qi said with a smile: "I want to find Miss Mei and confess my love to her again!"

At this time, the guests who came to eat quickly devoured the food in front of them. Hearing the conversation between the three people, Lan Minghua said, "I say, if you want to go to Xuanwu Country, can you take me with you?"

Zhang Shan looked at Hua Zi and asked doubtfully, "Are you going back to Xuanwu Country too?"

"Yes, something so big happened in Xuanwu Country, I must go back to take a look." Hua Zi nodded and said helplessly: "Really, why did it have to be at this time? I finally managed to sneak out..."

"Okay, let's go together tomorrow. But now, you'd better pay for the meal first!"

Lan Ming Hua: Uh...

In the end, Hua Zi left behind a copy of Nine Yang Magic Art and Dugu Nine Swords.

Zhang Shan casually threw the two martial arts books to Ah Qi and said, "During your time in Xuanwu Country, you can practice these two martial arts books. They will just make up for your lack of proper martial arts."

"Oh, okay." Ah Qi picked up the two books and started flipping through them. Compared to the abstract one in the Fashion Hairstyles Collection, these two books on exercises were very formal. Not only were there the formulas for practicing, but also the knowledge about various acupuncture points on the human body. After learning them, one would be at least half a doctor.

Eleven blinked twice and asked, "Master, are these two secret books real?"

"Well, really."

Stare~~~
The next day, Zhang Shan took Eleven on board the plane, while Qi sadly rowed a small wooden boat across a quarter of the planet to Xuanwu Country.

As for the Rotten Life Flower, Zhang Shan gave it to Ah Qi.

These two men, one is the chief assassin, and the other is the boss of the Shenlong Gang, the largest gang in Xuanwu Country. They are not allowed to take a plane in the country of Ster.

As for Zhang Shan and Shiyi.

Zhang Shan is a knight and is not wanted by the other side. As for Eleven, she was just a little Karami before and no one in the country of Ster paid attention to her.

The two took a plane to the country of Ster, then took a car to the border of the country of Xuanwu.

In a printing shop on the border of the State of St.

"Yes, yes, yes! This is it. Print 20,000 copies for me!"

"Twenty thousand?" The boss looked at Zhang Shan, feeling overwhelmed.

The technology of their country is quite advanced, but this is the border! To put it bluntly, this place is the most backward place in the country of Ster, which is similar to the 1980s and 1990s on Earth, or even worse.

You asked him to print 20,000 flyers? And you want more now?

The boss narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhang Shan, thinking that he was here to cause trouble.

"Young man, although I am from the country of Ster, my mother is from the country of Xuanwu. I also know a thing or two about Kung Fu!"

"?" Zhang Shan looked at the other person in confusion. Did he do something excessive?

"Master, you have never been to the border before, so you don't know the situation here." Eleven whispered in Zhang Shan's ear, "The technology here is far inferior to that in the interior of Ster, so your 20,000 leaflets are a bit excessive."

"Is that so?" Zhang Shan thought for a moment and said to the boss, "Okay, then give me 100 kilograms of white paper."

"Okay, boss!" The boss's expression changed instantly, and he went to prepare the goods with a smile.

Eleven was puzzled and asked, "Master, you are not planning to hand-draw the recruitment information yourself, are you?"

"How could that be! I'll show you one of my master's unique skills later!" Zhang Shan smiled mysteriously. After the printing shop owner prepared everything, he and Eleven crossed the border and entered the territory of Xuanwu Kingdom.

"Pass!"

Eleven skillfully threw out two pieces of silver, and the two of them entered the Xuanwu Kingdom unimpeded.

There is an inn.

Eleven opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Shan with anticipation.

As soon as Zhang Shan had a thought, the supercomputer in the dark plane printed the slogan he had prepared on a hundred kilograms of white paper beside him.

"Okay." Zhang Shan said.

"Okay?" Eleven quickly flipped through the stack of white paper, and sure enough, it was already full of promotional slogans.

"Master~~~I want to learn this~"

Listening to the eldest disciple's voice that went deep into his bones, Zhang Shan smiled and said, "When you can master all kinds of programming, Master will teach you this trick!"

"Okay, Master! Keep your word! Don't go back on your word!" Eleven held out his little finger: "Come on! Pinky Promise!"

Perhaps because she has someone to rely on, Eleven's nature has been completely released during this period, and her nature as a cute and sweet girl is fully revealed.

"Okay, okay, pinky promise."

When the two were about to shake hands, there was a knock on the door.

Tuk-tuk-tuk~
"Master Zhang, I am from the Tianji Pavilion and I am here to keep the appointment!"

(End of this chapter)

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