Shared Talent: Please, many of me!
Chapter 302: Eat it, eat it whole!
Chapter 302: Eat it, eat it whole!
"This..." Zhang Shan glanced at Lukeya who was sitting on the sofa. She was eating potato chips and watching TV series, and she didn't pay any attention to them at all.
Although she has all the attributes of a wife, Lukoya really doesn't seem to want to be the eldest sister.
"Yeah~yeah! That's right, you are the eldest sister!" Zhang Shan nodded.
"Okay!" Shiyu breathed a sigh of relief. From today on, she finally had a status!
Shiyu was in a good mood and even hummed a tune, and her movements became extremely smooth.
More than an hour later, when the three of them were sitting at the dining table preparing to eat, they saw a figure appear at the door.
The little evil god stood at the door with a gloomy look on his face, staring at the people in the room.
"Little evil god?" Shi Yu couldn't help but look worried when she saw the other party's pitiful appearance.
"Don't worry about her." Zhang Shan said calmly: "She went to play billiards early in the morning. She must have lost all her money and came here to eat for free!"
Hearing this, Shiyu immediately stopped the action of getting up and didn't even bother to look at the little evil god.
Losing all your money playing marbles, is this something a normal person would do?
So, the little evil god only saw the three people happily eating the delicious meal, while he himself was standing hungry at the door.
Finally, the little evil god's patience reached its limit! He pounced on the dining table like a hungry snake.
Bang!
The little evil god's body hit an invisible barrier and could no longer move forward.
Zhang Shan snapped his fingers, and terrifying thunder erupted above the barrier!
Crackling~
"Ouch~~~"
The screams of the little evil god echoed throughout the entire floor.
After finishing the job, Zhang Shan swept the little black charcoal evil god into the corridor, and returned to his seat again. He said helplessly: "My good mood was ruined by that idiot!"
"It's okay. After so long, I've gotten used to the little evil god's personality." Shiyu said with a smile.
Lukoya reminded: "Habits are one thing, but that doesn't stop us from teaching her a lesson!"
"Yes, we teach her a lesson all the time, but she still can't change her bad habits. She still gambles all the time. If we really let her go, that guy will definitely be caught and be exploited all the time."
After a moment of silence, Shi Yu suddenly said, "This seems to be the most suitable career for the little evil god to make money!"
Zhang Shan and Lukeya also nodded in agreement.
"Hey! Don't say such horrible things in front of others!" After the recovered little evil god heard the conversation between the three people, he couldn't hold it in anymore!
"Is it scary? You'd better think about how to survive next. You probably don't have a penny on you anymore, right?" Zhang Shan sneered.
"What's the matter? I can still go to Medusa's house and stay there! Lululu~"
After making a face at the three people, the little evil god returned to his suite, rummaged in the refrigerator, and began to prepare lunch for himself.
Although the little evil god is a bad girl, her cooking skills are indeed impeccable. Soon, an enticing aroma wafted from the kitchen.
After Zhang Shan finished cleaning up, he felt a little bored.
The temperature outside was over 40 degrees, not suitable for going out to play, so the three of them stayed at home.
Zhang Shan looked at the two of them from time to time. They were watching TV very seriously. It was still the same bloody TV series, and this time both of them cried.
Zhang Shan naturally rested his head on Shiyu's black silk legs, which were soft and smooth, very comfortable.
Her hands were searching up and down dishonestly, and soon, Shiyu's face turned red and she was breathing heavily.
Snapped!
Lukeya slapped Zhang Shan's hand away, switched places with Shiyu, and advised: "Shiyu is still young, you are not allowed to do anything excessive!"
"I'm already fifteen years old..."
"Huh? Did you say something?" Lukoya narrowed her eyes. Although there was a smile on her face, there was a murderous aura in the air.
As the only man in this family, Zhang Shan would certainly not be scared.
Since Shiyu ran away, let Lukoya take her place!
With his hands stretched out, Zhang Shan sought for more profound places!
Facing Zhang Shan's pursuit, the performances of the lady and the mature woman were completely different. Shiyu didn't dare to move at all, while Lukeya was still actively guiding Zhang Shan.
Shiyu, who was sitting next to the two men, was trembling, her ears moved slightly, and her earlobes turned red.
Just when Zhang Shan was about to take a step further, a mean creature poked its head out of the door.
"I heard a strange sound~ Are you guys not doing anything illegal?~" The little evil god made a funny face, his eyes kept scanning the three people in the room, and said, "Do you want me to call the police?"
Bang!
The door slammed shut, giving the little evil god a slap in the face.
“Ah!!!” The little evil god screamed and rolled on the ground in pain.
After solving this small problem, Zhang Shan's actions became more bold, and soon, bursts of lewd sounds came from the room.
"Um... I'll take my leave first..."
"Huh? How could I let you go!"
The little evil god was lying on the ground at the door. After hearing the voice coming from inside, he spat and said, "They actually started a fight!"
Having said that, he twisted his body and went back to his room, lying on Lily Ling's big bed and browsing his phone.
Zhang Shan walked out of the room refreshed, poured a few glasses of water and returned to the room.
"Ah? Are you still coming?"
"Of course!"
night.
Shiyu was browsing today's news. New World Online was still the most popular, but today's topic was a little different.
After reading the above content, Shi Yu was very surprised and said, "I didn't expect that this time it was because of a player named Maple who soloed the dragon and obtained the dragon suit. She put all her attribute points into defense, and also added a series of unscientific skill blessings. Now Maple's defense is almost 2,000."
After seeing this, Shiyu sat up from the bed, patted the two people who were still lingering beside her, and said, "A very powerful player has come to the new world. Let's go and meet him!"
Zhang Shan took the time to take a look and saw a very cute little girl on Shiyu’s phone screen.
The girl was wearing a suit of purple armor and holding a large purple shield that was bigger than herself.
"Well, very good, very energetic." Zhang Shan nodded, and when he was about to continue, a message reminder appeared on Shiyu's mobile phone screen.
It was Shiyu's mother who asked her if she was going back tonight.
……
in the game.
"I didn't expect that you could play this game even after leaving the human world. It seems that the gods are really serious about it this time!" Zhang Shan said with a smile.
In front of him, Gabriel and others were there.
Lily Ling was not at home, she was helping out at the shrine, and there was no gaming helmet at home. "It's normal, now many worlds are playing in this game, I just got home and my family urged me to log in." Gabriel looked helpless: "I originally wanted to have a good rest for a few days and visit the younger generation at the Angel Academy, but now it seems that there is no hope at all."
"It's the same in our demon world, but playing the game here is voluntary. However, the demon world's currency has been linked to the game currency. If you don't play the game, even eating will become a problem..." Vinate said helplessly.
"What a voluntary offer..." Zhang Shan's eyes twitched, and for a moment he didn't know where to start complaining.
"Come to think of it, most of the dragons in the dragon clan have become like bosses!" Lukoya laughed, "If this continues, will it develop into a result where many forces surround and attack the dragon clan?"
"That shouldn't be the case, right? After all, the dragons in the game just live in the deep mountains and forests, and basically no one will take the initiative to come out and cause trouble." Gabriel said.
"By the way, why is the little evil god gone?" Satania asked puzzledly.
"She should be preparing dinner now, right?" Zhang Shan was not sure about the little evil god's situation, but he had no money left and would definitely not go out to play marbles again.
"Don't worry, she has lost all her money during the day and she won't make trouble again at night." Shiyu said with a smile.
"What? The little evil god has no money anymore?!"
Medusa screamed from behind. Zhang Shan turned around and saw Medusa's anxious face saying, "If the little evil god has no money, she will be very anxious! I will go find her now!"
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After saying that, Medusa went offline directly!
"Medusa..." Satania's clever face was full of helplessness: "She really dotes on the little evil god too much! Isn't it better to let such a discredited demon fend for itself?"
Looking at Satania's serious expression, Zhang Shan couldn't help but sigh again at Mingfeng's simplicity!
ding dong~
A system prompt popped up in front of Zhang Shan, saying that someone named Maple wanted to join their union.
"Isn't this the European Emperor? He actually applied to join our union!" Zhang Shan smiled and clicked to agree.
There are very few people in their guild, and they are basically all acquaintances. This is the first time they have recruited outsiders.
However, if it is the legendary Maple!
No one had an opinion.
"Hello, seniors!" Maple bowed to everyone.
Because of social phobia, the little girl was trembling all over, afraid that she would make a fool of herself.
"Welcome, newcomer!" Satanya walked up to Maple in a familiar manner, patted her on the shoulder and said with a smile: "From now on in this guild, I, Lady Satanya, will protect you! Hahahaha!"
Zhang Shan was already used to Satania's devilish laughter echoing in his ears. Usually at times like this, Raphael would come out to tease Satania and turn her joy into sorrow.
But this time, looking at Maple's admiring face, Raphael did not make trouble.
"Well! Please give me your advice!"
After getting to know everyone, Maple asked Zhang Shan, "Mr. Vice President, can I get my friend to join the guild? She was the one who got me started playing this game."
"Of course." Zhang Shan nodded and said, "We have a lot of vacancies in our guild, so it's no problem even if you bring a dozen people!"
"No, no, there's only one person~" Maple explained, waving her hands.
Soon, a girl in blue ranger clothes appeared in their guild.
"Hello everyone! I'm Sally! Please give me your guidance in the future!" Sally, the ponytail girl, said with a generous smile.
"Hello." Gabriel nodded calmly, muttering in his heart: "Are all junior high school students nowadays so well developed? He is two years younger than me, but he is a head taller than me, and his development is also..."
Thinking of this, Gabriel's eyes swept around and finally lowered her head in inferiority.
Lukoya was sitting next to Zhang Shan, and when she noticed Gabriel's gaze, she smiled slightly.
"After all, he is a high school student. It is normal for him to care about these things." Lukoya thought.
There were quite a lot of people here today. Zhang Shan clapped his hands and said to everyone, "Are there any people who want to go to the new dungeon for the volcano rescue mission?"
"Yes!" Sally raised her hand and said excitedly, "There are world-class artifacts to be obtained during the volcano rescue this time. With our strength, we can definitely go and get our hands on them!"
Zhang Shan looked at Maple and nodded, "Indeed, with Maple's current attributes, no player in the entire human world can break her defense. Not to mention us."
"What are you waiting for? Go!" Satania jumped up excitedly and rushed to the door.
"Wait!" Zhang Shan grabbed the stupid devil and said to Vinate and Shiyu, "Go buy some auxiliary potions, I'll go repair the equipment, and we'll set off after all the preparations are done."
After saying that, Zhang Shan looked at Satania and threw her directly to Raphael.
"I'll leave this idiot to you first. Don't let her get into trouble."
"Don't worry! Lady Satania is not the kind of brat who likes to get into trouble, right, Lady Satania~"
After being flattered by Rafael, Satania almost felt like she was floating in the sky. She no longer had time to care about the copy. She laughed out loud at the sky and said, "Ahahahaha! Rafael, you really know me best! My lady Satania..."
Without listening to Satania's immature speech, Zhang Shan took everyone's equipment to the maintenance shop and had all the equipment serviced.
When they came back, Shiyu and Vinate had already distributed all the potions to everyone.
After putting on his equipment, Zhang Shan shouted: "Let's go!"
Whoosh!
Everyone's bodies turned into white light and disappeared in the guild.
Huhuhu~~
A wave of heat blew in his face, and Zhang Shan's face was reflected with red light.
"Are you kidding me? I'm teleporting directly to the edge of the lava. What if I accidentally slip and fall into the lava?" Gabriel complained loudly. If the game planner was in front of her, she would make sure that bastard knew why the flowers were so red!
Zhang Shan looked at the magma under his feet, leaned over and put one of his fingers into the magma.
"Emmmm, it feels the same as in real life. It's best not to get burned, or you will bleed!" Zhang Shan said to the people around him.
"Even if it's different, I won't stick my fingers into the lava!" said Gabriel.
Maple was eager to try it. After all, her defense was very high, so she would be fine even if she was burned, right?
Thinking of this, Maple followed Zhang Shan's example and inserted one of her fingers into the lava.
"Yeah, warm~"
This action made Sally beside him dumbfounded.
"Maple, how much defense do you have now..." Sally asked with a twitching mouth.
"Well, it's already three thousand!" Maple smiled.
Now, Zhang Shan was shocked!
"You are worthy of being the planner!" Zhang Shan exclaimed sincerely.
"Hehe~" Maple smiled shyly.
The group continued to move forward along the magma. As the temperature around them became higher and higher, the air in front of Zhang Shan and his group was slightly distorted by the high temperature.
Moreover, when they were halfway there, Zhang Shan and his companions actually started to lose blood!
"Burns?" Zhang Shan looked at his body. Yes, he did have some burns.
"My defense has been reduced by one tenth!" Maple exclaimed.
"It seems that the test has begun." Lukoya smiled.
(End of this chapter)
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