Reopen! Spider-Man!

Chapter 282 Hammer God, Deadpool, and Spider-Man ( words, please subscribe)
A deserted road in the suburbs.

"Do not!!"

In the darkness, as an angry roar resounded through the night sky, a mouthful of white teeth suddenly emerged in the night.

"Why, why is it like this!!"

"My Mjolnir, my hammer!!"

"Who stole my hammer?!"

In the huge pit in the middle of the road, Thor, with white smoke all over his body, vented his anger for a while.

Then he climbed up to the ground with difficulty.

His face was black as he knelt on the ground, gasping for breath. The anger in his eyes subsided a little over time.

He subconsciously wiped his face, but the darkness on his face did not diminish at all.

This was punishment from the All-Father for his wrongdoings.

Odin wanted to make Thor understand that this black color was a shame that he would never be able to wash away in his lifetime.

Dark-Faced Thor didn't care. He was just about to get up to look for his hammer when he suddenly noticed a flashing light at the corner of the road, and then he heard a strange roar.

"Boom~~"

"Woo."

Several motorcycles roared by, and monkey-like screams filled the road, startling the crows in the nearby woods and causing them to fly in panic.

"Oh haha!!"

"so cool!"

"Surpass him!!"

"No, there's someone in front."

"Let's give this guy a little shock. Wait, his face is black, he's going to be our partner!!"

Immediately, one after another speeding motorcycles avoided Black-Faced Thor, then circled around him continuously, and finally stopped in the middle of the road with burning tires again and again.

"Hey man, your clothes look nice, but they're a little burnt. Wanna join us?"

The braided man in the lead stared at Thor's mottled armor with envy and invited him enthusiastically.

If it were someone else, he would just grab it.

But considering that their ancestors were all cotton fluffers, he decided to give up that plan.

To deal with your own people, you have to rely on deception.

Black-faced Thor glanced at the group of ugly guys, waved his hand to disperse the pungent smell in front of him, and said bluntly: "Stupid earth mortals, before I lose my temper, I give you three seconds to leave here, otherwise I will beat you to death."

"Wow!"

Hearing this, the bikers present couldn't help but clap and cheer.

"What a cool guy!"

"He is the one we are looking for."

"Yes, it's too arrogant."

"But why is his hair blond and not very curly?"

"He must be a hybrid."

“Should we discriminate against him?”

The group laughed wantonly, and Dark-Faced Thor clenched his fist.

"Asshole, how dare you laugh at me"

He gritted his teeth and threw a punch, but the man with braids easily dodged it.

"Man, your muscles are so weak."

The man with braids taunted him and leaned down to punch Thor.

Right in the middle of the nose tip.

"Oh!!"

Dark-Faced Thor staggered back, covering his nose, his eyes widened, as if this was such an incredible thing.

"You actually"

He raised his hand and looked at his body, feeling his world collapse.

He was beaten by an ugly mortal! !
"You are unforgivable. I will beat you to death!!"

The angry Black-faced Thor rushed forward again and was beaten by a group of people.

"Oh no."

"Stop it, stop it now. I won't hit you anymore."

"Damn it, father, you are too cruel. Don't take away my power."

Black-Faced Thor ran away with his head in his hands, and a group of people chased him closely.

An hour later, everyone collapsed on the ground exhausted, and Dark-Faced Thor slowly crawled out of the bushes.

Seeing these guys in such a mess, Dark-Faced Thor seemed to understand something.

Odin took away his power, but his body as the god of thunder was still there, and a group of mortals could not hurt him at all.

It's just that Odin's magic sealed all his power, which greatly limited the damage he could cause.

Although he couldn't defeat the Earthlings, they also couldn't break his defense.

Odin's magic allowed him to feel the pain from mortal fists and feet, but it was just pain.

Thinking of this, Black-Faced Thor became furious.

"Damn it, don't let me know who hurt me, or I will beat you to death"

He pointed at the night sky and cursed, but before he could finish, the man with braids and others immediately knelt on the ground, shouting at the black-faced Thor with excited faces.

"Boss, I didn't expect you to be a superpower, or a mutant. This is awesome. Please take us to Zero Dollar Shopping. We need you, our compatriots need you. You will be the most dazzling black-hearted ghost among us!!"

Dark-Faced Thor: “.”

"What are you talking about?" He was stunned.

He had heard his mother talk about the Earth.

I have some understanding of Earthlings, but not much.

He was sure that the guys in front of him were one of the laziest and most violent groups.

The so-called zero-dollar purchase is definitely not a good thing.

However, if we can use these guys to integrate into the Earth's civilization, perhaps we can find some clues about that guy.

My father sent me to Earth not just to punish me!
Even if I fail to complete this mission, if I can help these guys become better people, my father will definitely discover the truth, kindness, beauty and sense of justice in my heart.

He will surely forgive me, remove my seal, and let me return to Asgard.

I am still the future king of Asgard.

Thinking of this, Black-faced Thor made up his mind. He silently walked to the man with braids, took off his headscarf, and tied up his long golden hair with his backhand.

"Okay, I accept your submission!"

"awesome!"

Everyone was excited.

Just as Dark-Faced Thor was about to ask what zero-dollar shopping was, thunder suddenly appeared in the distant night sky.

"That is."

Thor was shocked, "That's my hammer!!"

He quickly patted the man with braids and said, "Take me there, quickly!" He pointed in the direction where the thunder appeared.

-

at the same time.

Abandoned factory on the coast.

In the dark and dilapidated factory, a beam of light shines through the doors, windows and holes in the walls into the bloody space.

In the light, tiny particles of dust floated in the air, and then a rhythmic, crisp sound was heard.

"Da~da~da~"

The red high-heeled boots stepped into the light, breaking the dead silence and revealing her hot body.

The elegant figure's steps changed, hitting the ground with her red high heels, while she sang the song that the person she liked liked.

"How can I describe you most appropriately~"

"Pfft!"

As soon as she sang a line, the female Deadpool suddenly pulled out her baby knife, and blood spurted out in the darkness beside her. The tied-up criminal died without even being able to scream.

"Bang~"

The man fell to the ground and twitched, while the female Deadpool continued her dance and singing.

Although the lyrics are difficult for her to understand, the melody and rhythm are what she is best at.

So it’s not too inconsistent.

She continued to immerse herself in her own world.

"What can I compare you to to be special~"

"Pfft!!"

Blood splattered on the red battle suit, but the female Deadpool seemed unaware and continued to swing the sword elegantly into the darkness.

"I feel strongly about you~"

"puff!!"

"But I don't quite understand~"

"Pfft!!"

"Just relying on intuition~~"

"Puff~Puff~"

After swinging two swords in succession, the female Deadpool happily spun on the spot.

Behind her, corpses lay in a pool of blood, like a hell on earth.

But she doesn't care about that.

She has no so-called principle of vowing not to kill.

On the contrary, what she likes most is to slaughter these bad guys.

Their screams and pleas for mercy cleansed her soul.

Yes, she likes this perverted feeling.

So she was rejected by S.H.I.E.L.D.

Then, she was wanted.

Because SHIELD discovered her secret.

Deadpool was never a true superhero.

She will only be her own hero.

"Pfft~"

"what!!"

The next moment, a strange sound appeared under her feet. The female Deadpool paused, then looked down, and suddenly she covered her mouth with her hands in shock and exclaimed.

"Oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

At her feet, the disheveled man was lying on the ground. He barely turned his head and looked at the part that was pierced by the red high heel, his face full of humiliation and hatred.

"I am going to kill you"

"boom!"

The man groaned weakly, and a little red began to spread all over his body.

Without waiting for the high temperature to accumulate, the female Deadpool stabbed the opponent in the back with her backhand.

"puff!!"

"what!"

Blood was flowing all over the ground, and the man screamed with a hideous look on his face.

But the desperate virus in his body gave him an indomitable vitality.

Even with a pierced heart, he would still be able to survive.

If he is given time, he will be able to recover all his strength.

Unfortunately, this terrible woman will not give him this opportunity.

Meeting her was the beginning of his tragic fate.

"Pfft~"

As the female Deadpool pulled out her red high heels, mud mixed with some substance flew out.

The female Deadpool avoided the sneak attack with a nimble backflip.

"Wow, that's far!"

She gave him a thumbs up and said, "It seems that you are still full of energy. If I hand over the energetic you to the energetic Spider-Man, he will definitely make me full of energy as well. I am looking forward to that day."

"Om~"

As soon as she finished speaking, the light shining into the factory flickered for a moment, and an old friend who she had met once appeared in the sight of the female Deadpool.

"Damn woman, you really are spying on Spider-Man's life."

The light reflected on the shield, and the old figure straightened his back. The hammer in his other hand emitted terrifying lightning and thunder.

"Zizi~"

Blue arcs flickered, reflecting the gloomy face of the elderly Steve.

"Are you ready this time?" He grinned sinisterly.

When she saw the old captain again, the white in the female Deadpool's eyes suddenly spread and her tone was shocked.

"Oh my God, you look like a super villain now," she said, covering her mouth.

Old Steve: “.”

He wiped his face casually and showed a kind smile.

"Not anymore."

The female Deadpool nodded, "Yes, you don't look like you are here to kill me now."

"No, I'm here to kill you."

Old Steve walked forward slowly and said as he walked: "But I don't have to kill you.

Hand over that thing, and I promise to give you a chance. You can go to S.H.I.E.L.D. and surrender yourself."

The female Deadpool shrugged, "Sorry, that thing is in my hand, no one can take it away."

"Then you will be in trouble."

Old Steve was halfway through his words when he suddenly caught sight of Killian lying in a pool of blood.

"It's you?"

He frowned.

Looking at Killian who was in such a mess at the scene, the elderly Steve found that he had underestimated the female Deadpool.

No one could find this guy, but the female Deadpool caught him first.

Moreover, the desperate virus, which even he found a bit tricky, couldn't cause any waves at all in the hands of the female Deadpool.

But no matter what, he must get that thing.

Otherwise, not only would he lose his integrity in his later years, but he would be laughed at by Spider-Man for the rest of his life.

Thinking of this, he swung out Thor's hammer without hesitation.

"Boom!!"

In an instant, thunder suddenly appeared in the abandoned factory, and the arc light spread out, rendering the red battle suit of the female Deadpool into a light purple. "Oh my god, what a dazzling hammer!"

Thor's hammer was coming with great force, but the female Deadpool had no intention of taking it head-on. She rolled over and passed the electric arc, while throwing a baby knife at the elderly Steve with her backhand.

"Dang~~"

Sparks flew from the friction between the tip of the knife and the surface of the shield. Old Steve quickly moved forward, while the female Deadpool chopped down with another baby knife.

"Zizi~"

"boom!!!"

When the edge of the shield collided with the blade, Thor's hammer was reflected back. Deadpool was unable to dodge and was immediately swept into the wall by the violent force.

"Oh no, I'm done."

"Boom~~"

The wall shattered, and old Steve immediately chased out of the hole in the wall.

"Om~"

The moment he rushed out of the hole, he was enveloped by a strong light.

The dazzling light made the elderly Steve, whose vision was extremely sensitive, feel uncomfortable, and his eyes subconsciously became dark.

"Oops!"

His eyesight was affected and old Steve was not feeling well.

He raised his shield in defense while summoning his hammer.

But as luck would have it, the black-faced Thor on the back seat of the motorcycle was also trying to summon the hammer.

Immediately, the female Deadpool saw a strange scene.

She saw Thor's hammer in front of her suddenly floating in the air. The hammer was wrapped in thick thunder and flew left and right. It seemed to be affected by some strange force and was no longer completely under the control of the old Steve.

"what?"

Old Steve felt something was wrong as he waited a long time for the hammer to fall into his hands.

Without waiting for him to regain his sight, the female Deadpool reacted and didn't waste any more time.

Taking advantage of the time when the hammer was out of control, she slid, stirring up a cloud of dust and gravel, and instantly rushed to the side of the old Steve.

"Puff puff puff~~"

"Do not!!"

The knife flashed for a moment, and old Steve felt a sharp pain all over his body.

Until the cold blade fell on his throat, old Steve slowly threw away his shield.

At this time, his exclusive uniform was covered in blood, and the small wounds healed quickly due to his strong physique.

But he wasn't sure if his head would be able to repair itself if it was cut off.

He is not afraid of death, he just doesn't want to die.

He could only close his eyes as he watched Thor's hammer fly into the night sky.

"Spider-Child will come and rescue me."

"Spider-Man"

The female Deadpool chuckled, "I want him to save you too!"

She decisively took out the old Steve's cell phone and sent a message.

[Spider-Man, your old man is in my hands. If you want him to live, bring soap and come to me.]

-

Eisen Apartments.

Charlotte, who had just finished taking a shower and was about to practice devouring magic, glanced at his cell phone and then threw it away.

"How could the invincible Spider-Man fall for this trick again?"

He curled his lips slightly and then ignored it.

Even if old Steve was kidnapped, he had to know who the kidnapper was.

God knows who used the old man’s phone to send him a message.

What a stupid Earth kidnapper.

Even the Ten Rings Gang is more professional than this guy.

Thinking of this, Charlotte shook her head, put aside the useless thoughts in her mind, and her body surged into the night sky in the magical energy.

On the way to the training place, a flash of lightning passed by.

Seeing this, Charlotte raised his eyebrows and turned to chase in the direction of Thor's hammer.

Soon, he arrived at a gathering place for bad boys in Queens.

"Oh haha!!"

"Boss is awesome!"

"Come and drink!"

A bonfire was lit in the iron barrel. Black-faced Thor finished a bottle of beer in one gulp, and then smashed the bottle with his hand.

“Another bottle!!”

He burped, and the hammer at his feet sank into the ground.

Apparently, he summoned the hammer, but couldn't lift it.

I can only drown my sorrows in alcohol.

But before he knew it, he became happier the more he drank.

He had never tasted such a stimulating drink in Asgard.

And those “little brothers” certainly won’t make their new boss unhappy.

They finally found a super-powered person who looked like a mutant to take them shopping for free, and there was no way they would let this opportunity go.

"Boss, here it is."

"Ah."

Black-Faced Thor took the beer and drank it all, then smashed the bottle again.

He did this all the time in Asgard.

"I want more!"

"Give"

Outside the crowd, Charlotte couldn't help but frown when she saw this black-hearted man who looked like Thor.

Thor is so right, so is Asgard
Gan!
This is definitely a dark myth.

"Di~"

Suddenly, the cell phone in her pocket rang. It was a super personalized ringtone that Charlotte had synthesized using Jarvis.

"Nene ne ne ne ne ne, sunshine and rainbow~~"

"what?"

The upbeat beat attracted the attention of the crowd, but the lyrics were the culprit that sparked the public's anger.

"Wang Defa!!"

"Damn it, kill him!!"

"Come on!!"

In an instant, the crazy people grabbed the guys around them and rushed towards Charlotte madly.

Seeing this scene, Charlotte took a step back.

"No, why are you so excited? Don't be too sensitive."

"Go to hell~~~"

"Forget it. I won't bother with you guys."

Charlotte turned and disappeared into the darkness.

Nearby rooftop.

Charlotte answered the phone, "Hello, it's me. I'm the most powerful man in Eisen Apartment. Wanda Wilson?"

Hearing the voice on the other end of the phone, he stepped over the low wall of the roof and sat on the edge of the roof.

The wind was howling, but Charlotte could clearly hear the voice of the female Deadpool.

"Your old man is in my hands."

"Did you kidnap the old man?"

"You do not know?"

"Should I know?"

"I sent you a message."

"But you didn't say it was you."

"Uh, well, this is my sister's fault. Come and save your friend, or you will regret it."

"It's too late. If I go to find you, I'll be misunderstood."

"It's not a misunderstanding. I asked you to bring soap."

“Is this a new way of humor?”

"Actually, the soap is for me to use."

"Wow, I'm relieved then. But are you sure you want to provoke me like this?"

"Of course, I'm prepared. If you don't do as I say, your old man will become a vegetable and you will completely lose the chance to save him."

"Well, you win."

Charlotte shook her head. "Tell me your address."

"I'm just downstairs from you."

"apartment?"

"No, you're downstairs now."

On the large balcony downstairs, the female Deadpool waved and greeted Charlotte.

"Hey! Here!"

Charlotte: “.”

He rolled over and landed in front of the female Deadpool, "How did you avoid my spider sense?"

The female Deadpool raised one leg and placed it on the low wall, stroking her leg with her fingers.

"You should understand that I have no ill will towards you."

Charlotte glanced at the soap in the other person's hand and her pupils shrank.

"Isn't this malicious?"

"If you think it counts, then it can be."

The female Deadpool clapped her hands, and a figure slowly fell from the ceiling behind Charlotte.

"Little Spider, leave me alone, just go away, that guy is a lunatic!!"

The old man Steve was seen hanging in the air. He was shouting at Charlotte, but his eyes revealed infinite expectations.

Charlotte: “.”

"So I'm really leaving?"

"No, you have to save me."

"Then why did you let me go?"

"I thought you were going to save me."

"I'm here to save you now."

After Charlotte finished speaking, he turned and looked at the female Deadpool.

"Tell me, how can we let him go?"

Seeing that Charlotte was willing to cooperate, the female Deadpool threw the soap into the corner.

"Go pick it up," she said.

Charlotte: “!!!!”

Instantly, a chill ran down his spine.

"Isn't this thing for you?"

"You have to pick it up first before I can use it."

"Then why did you throw it away?"

"Because I want to see you pick it up."

"You you bitch!"

Charlotte's face darkened as she slowly walked towards the corner.

"By the way, if I catch you using any super powers, I'll put your old man to sleep forever."

Behind her, the female Deadpool played with the remote control in her hand and warned.

Charlotte glanced at the elderly Steve.

Old Steve also sensed Charlotte's gaze.

He struggled with his old face, "I'm sorry, I hurt you."

"without"

Just as Charlotte opened her mouth, she felt a huge force coming from under her feet.

"boom!"

He always kept Deadpool's warning in mind, and without using his superpowers, he cooperated and fell to the ground. Then he was dragged by Deadpool towards the room with pink lights.

"Little Spider!!!"

Old Steve witnessed this scene, he shouted at the top of his lungs, and then shed tears of sadness.

"Zizzizi~"

Charlotte gripped the ground with her ten fingers. Even though sparks were coming out from the friction between her fingertips and the ground, she still couldn't resist the dragging of the female Deadpool.

"Old man, save me!!!"

"Little Spider!!"

"Old man~~"

"Do not!!!"

"boom!"

As the door slowly closed, Charlotte, with a look of despair on her face, finally disappeared from the sight of the elderly Steve.

"Do not!!"

Old Steve screamed to the sky, "It hurts, it hurts so much!!!"

Immediately afterwards, a loud bang and clang was heard from the pink room. Charlotte, unable to bear the humiliation, finally couldn't help but resist.

"Go to hell, you ugly bastard!"

"boom!!"

"Uh-huh~"

The door was kicked apart, and the female Deadpool flew out backwards, with the powerful force of her fist instantly tearing her hood apart.

In an instant, with the howling wind, long golden hair fluttered in the wind, and an extremely seductive and delicate face suddenly appeared in the eyes of the elderly Steve.

"How could Deadpool be like this?!"

Old Steve's eyes widened, his face filled with horror.

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