Reopen! Spider-Man!

Chapter 319 Look, it's the captain with honey on his mouth (Subscribe)
The void, the wasteland.

In this desolate world, even the sun in the sky seems so dim.

In the abandoned parking lot, yellow sand whistled past. Charlotte shook his head and carefully straightened the spider symbol on his chest that had been distorted by the energy of space.

"It was a close call. The righteous Spider-Man almost turned into the evil Spider-Man."

He grinned, patted the spider symbol on his chest gently, and looked around.

After the strong wind, there was dead silence.

This is an abandoned world and the Time Administration's garbage dump, where variations of any character may appear.

Including Spider-Man.

Also includes Spider-Man's enemies.

"Boom~"

In the gloomy sky, a green flame tail swept towards them at high speed.

A monster in tattered armor hovered above Charlotte's head, hunched over and roaring angrily.

"Haha, Peter, I'm glad to see you at last. I knew you would come here one day."

Harry, with his face covered with pus-filled pus, tilted his head and grinned. With his sparse hair, he looked like a horrible little old monster, and his eyes were full of hatred for Spider-Man.

Charlotte looked up and glanced at the other person, shrugged and said, "Sorry, you must have found the wrong person. I know you won't believe me, but I don't want to take off my hood to prove it to you, because you look too ugly now. I need the system of the suit to add some filters to you, otherwise I will spit out the super beef burger I ate last night, which is too wasteful for me."

Before Charlotte finished her nagging, the evil Harry looked mad. He cursed loudly and then threw pumpkin bombs at Charlotte.

"Shut up and go to hell!"

"boom!!"

"Boom~~"

Immediately, pumpkin bombs fell and explosions occurred one after another in the abandoned parking lot. Flames raged all over the sky. The red and blue figures parkoured all the way to avoid the explosions, and finally launched a space spider silk to fly up.

"Hey~"

"Whoo~"

The long-lost feeling of swinging on spider silk made Charlotte excited. He swung his hand to shoot out the spider silk, and his body shot out from the spider silk slingshot like a cannonball, knocking the blackened Harry in mid-air away in an instant.

"boom!!"

"boom!!"

At the edge of the parking lot, flames exploded. Harry stood up with a mouth full of green blood, roaring. He laughed miserably, "Hahaha, Peter, you are finally willing to use all your strength. This is your true power. I knew it, I knew Spider-Man could save everyone, including me.

But Peter, why did you reject me? I just wanted a little bit of your blood. I already knelt on the ground and begged you, but you still didn't want to. You are too selfish. "

With that, the darkened Harry limped out of the sea of ​​fire, letting the flames burn the sparse hair on top of his head.

"Wow, you're getting hot."

Charlotte covered her mouth in surprise, and then continued: "Sorry, I'm really not interested in listening to your story, but someone should be very interested."

After saying that, he drew a circle with one hand and casually pulled Extraordinary Peter out of the portal.

"I'll leave this guy to you, have a good chat."

Charlotte patted the other person's shoulder, and the next second he stepped into the portal and disappeared from the scene.

The confused Peter suddenly widened his eyes after seeing the evil Harry.

"Harry. No, you're dead."

He subconsciously took a step back, and Harry on the opposite side seemed to react as well.

"You're the Peter I know, right?"

The evil Harry tilted his head and grinned, "Very good, in your heart I am already dead, and in my heart, you are also dead.

Hahaha, no, it’s not just us two who died, Gwen is also dead.”

Speaking of Gwen, Extraordinary Peter immediately recalled the scene at that time.

He couldn't use spider silk to save people. More than one Spider-Man had told him this.

Unfortunately, he didn't know it at the time.

So even though Gwen was once rescued by the invincible Spider-Man, she died in an accident not long after.

That time, he let Harry go and put him in a mental hospital.

His selfishness killed Uncle Ben, his softness killed Gwen, and his best friend.

Extraordinary Peter looked at Harry in front of him and slowly took off his hood.

"My friend, I am glad to see you here. I have no relatives now."

"me too!"

Harry grinned and showed his disgusting teeth, "So come on, for the last time, end this."

Extraordinary Peter took a deep breath, and the hesitation in his eyes gradually disappeared.

"Okay, this is the only thing I can do to help you. I will try my best to let you have a good sleep."

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At the same time, Charlotte came to a lush green grassland through the portal.

"Suck~"

Facing the lush green scenery that was completely different from the barren land, Charlotte opened her arms and took a deep breath.

"Although I don't understand what those guys want to do, this is also a rare vacation time. I wonder if there are any men here who can lasso horses."

The moment he finished speaking, the excited cheers coming from afar made Charlotte shiver.

"Hey!! Little Spider, it's me, I'm here!!"

Charlotte turned around and saw a red figure waving his hands excitedly, and then rushed over like a big man who picked his feet when he saw a young girl.

"Oh shit~"

Charlotte covered her face, why did she meet this guy everywhere?

Soon, the red figure rushed in front of him. Charlotte slapped the opponent with his backhand, causing the opponent's body to fully realize a 360-degree free rotation in mid-air and then land on the ground with his back torso prostrated.

"Bang~"

Wade, who had fallen flat on his face, propped himself up with his hands. He remained kneeling and turned to Charlotte and said.

"Why did you hit me? Have you forgotten that I am your best friend, no doubt about it?" he said with tears in his eyes.

Charlotte rubbed her hands on the grass and said nonchalantly, "Yes, I have forgotten it."

"Impossible, I'm your little bitch, how could you possibly forget, you can't forget!!"

Wade held his face in his hands and screamed in pain, then knelt on the ground and hugged Charlotte's thighs and cried, "Please, don't forget me. I have been rejected by the Avengers. I am so miserable. I really want to be comforted."

Charlotte pulled out his thigh forcefully, then kicked the other person away. "The reunion after a long separation ends here. Tell me why you are here," he said.

"Oh."

Wade wiped away a nonexistent tear, then stood up and brushed the dirt off his knees.

"When I was resurrected, I appeared in another universe. I lost the coordinates of your world, so I started to wander around with nothing to do, working to earn money and enjoying life. By the way, I also experienced life other than being a superhero. I really like the job of insurance sales. Of course, if the Avengers can let me join, I will like it even more."

As he spoke, he clenched his fist fiercely, "If I knew who banned Deadpool from joining the Avengers, I would let him know what cruelty is."

Charlotte on the side looked up silently.

"the weather is nice today."

"Yes, so I saw you from a distance."

"Haven't you been following me?"

"Of course not. I just noticed some Spider-Men appeared in this world and guessed you were there too."

"You still haven't told me how you got here."

"I'm on a mission to save the world."

"A man in a suit asked you to come over?"

"No, I insisted on coming here."

"Okay, so where is the action?"

“It’s just begun.”

"Then come on."

The two talked as they walked, and soon they found another guy on the slope ahead.

"Are all NPCs so proactive nowadays?"

Looking at the off-road team that had been waiting here for a long time, Charlotte blinked. Wade touched his chin and said, "It seems that there are some old friends in there."

"I saw."

Charlotte took the initiative to wave and greet the other party, "Hey, cotton picker, how can I help you?"

Hearing this, the white-haired old man who was leaning against the front of the car and posing almost stumbled and fell to the ground.

"Impolite bug."

The white-haired Nick Fury cursed inwardly, then turned around and responded to Charlotte.

"Hey, our good neighbor Spider-Man, come over here," he yelled.

Charlotte and Wade looked at each other and stopped in tacit understanding.

"Come over here," Wade shouted.

White-haired Nick: “.”

He looked at Natasha and the others, his eyes full of speechlessness.

They know exactly what would happen if Spider-Man and Deadpool were together.

But in order to survive and find a way out, they can only follow the other party's wishes.

White-haired Nick and others drove to where Charlotte was.

Then, everyone got off the car one after another, and Charlotte glanced at these guys.

The old Nick Fury, the still beautiful but pregnant Natasha, the disabled Barton with a broken arm, and the blind and honest Dr. Banner.

The strange lineup let Charlotte know that these guys were not doing well.

Finally, his eyes fell on Natasha, who was pregnant. "How many months?" he asked.

Natasha held her forehead in embarrassment, "You think too much, this is just common indigestion."

"She often cheats on her husband." explained Broken-Arm Barton.

Charlotte: “.”

"I see."

His "I understand" expression made the pregnant Natasha look even more helpless.

She let out a breath, "So Spider-Man, you look very familiar with us, are you the Peter we know?" she finally asked the question.

Charlotte shook her head and said, "No, I'm not Peter. I'm Charlotte, Charlotte Parker. I am the Invincible Spider-Man."

After saying that, he moved closer to Wade.

"I didn't take off my hood just now. How did you determine my identity?"

Wade spread his hands, "A man's sixth sense is very accurate."

"Oh, then I'm different from you. I only have spider sense, not sixth sense."

After Charlotte finished speaking, she looked at the white-haired Nick and said, "Since we have met, tell me about the situation here!"

He doesn't know much about the void.

Because the movie he watched was an edited version.

Yes, the kind that doesn't cost any money.

Just as white-haired Nick was about to speak, the sky over the grassland suddenly darkened. A black storm appeared in the distance and suddenly opened a pair of blood-red eyes. The whole world was shaking.

"Oh no, that guy is coming!"

White-haired Nick and the others changed their expressions. They hurriedly got into the car and shouted to Charlotte, "Hurry up and get in the car. There's no time to explain. There are no tall buildings here for you to swing your spider webs on."

"boarding?"

Charlotte was a little disgusted with these guys' means of transportation, "I usually take a flying machine."

Having said that, he still got in the car.

He sat next to the blind Banner, "Hey, do you have any reaction when you watch movies at night?"

Blind Banner thought for a moment and said, "I can only listen."

"So you really read it?" Charlotte's tone was full of disbelief, "You are a doctor!"

Blind Banner: “.”

Oops, exposed.

He silently buried his head in his coat, and the bumpy vehicle sped all the way into the mountain base behind the slope, thus avoiding being swallowed by the storm monster.

Outside the mountain-camouflaged base, Wade shouted anxiously, "Wait a minute, I haven't gotten in the car yet!!"

White-haired Nick glanced at the rearview mirror, "Natasha, let him in."

"clear."

As Natasha pressed the button, a dog hole with a diameter of half a meter suddenly appeared in the mountain outside the door.

Wade: “.”

He glanced at the storm monster behind him, then without hesitation, he stuck his butt out and crawled into the dog hole.

"Thank you, thank you, you really understand me and know that I like to drill into dark and deep caves."

Wade was muttering to himself as he entered the mountain tunnel. Just as he was about to stand up, a big hand suddenly stretched out in front of him.

"How are you?"

Hearing this magnetic voice, Wade slowly raised his head and saw a calm face appear in his sight.

Although the other person looked very embarrassed and dirty, his familiar facial features made him excited.

"Oh my god, it's the young captain, I finally see you, Steve Rogers"

At this moment, he heard the familiar Avengers BGM.

Excited, he just reached out and shook the other person's hand, and Steve smiled.

"It's dangerous here. I'll take you away."

"Okay, but I remember you didn't seem to be able to"

"You guessed it right, I am the Avenger. Thunderbolt!"

In an instant, "Steve" roared, and with flames all over his body, he dragged Wade and turned into a fire snake and drilled into the depths of the tunnel.

The flames also burned Wade's hood.

In the firelight, his smile was stiff. "Fuck you, I knew it would be like this."

Soon, the mountain base.

"Wow~"

The crude foundation shook from time to time, and rubble could be seen sliding down from the ceiling at any time.

"Da~"

In the dim light, the rubble fell on the table and was then pushed away by a charred hand.

Wade placed the mirror on the table and then used his hands to peel off the carbonized skin on his face bit by bit.

The Human Torch on the side was a little embarrassed, "Sorry, I thought your suit was made of fireproof material."

Wade tore off a piece of flesh and grinned, "It doesn't matter. I also misunderstood you as the captain. We are even now."

Thunderbolt was confused, "Captain?"

He looked at the white-haired Nick, who also looked confused.

"Don't look at me, I'm the director, not the captain."

Charlotte said, "It's not important. What's important is, are these things yours?" He pointed at the fancy adult supplies in the corner with a very strange look in his eyes.

"Yes, this is mine."

Thunderbolt said proudly, "I used my superb skills to exchange for the daily necessities that everyone needs. This is the proudest thing in my life."

He turned around, tears in his eyes, and said, "Spider-Man, you don't have to admire me. This is just a trivial matter. Although that girl is a scumbag with a very dark heart and a short body, and a big pervert with a crazy mind and a suppository, I can dedicate everything for my partner. One day, I will kill her in this godforsaken place, and then I will shit and pee on her corpse, and finally stuff the walnut of the Red Tank into it."

The insults from the Human Torch became more and more vicious. Behind him, Charlotte and Wade sat at the table, both of them resting their chins on their hands and listening quietly.

After a long time, Thunderbolt finally stopped his speech.

Wade nodded, "I'm sure he's the captain."

Charlotte put away the video recording, "Yes, the little mouth is smeared with honey, Captain."

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