Reopen! Spider-Man!

At night, Ophelia heard a knock on the door.

"who is it?"

She came to the door in her gauze pajamas and asked softly.

"An ordinary plumber who can help you relieve your loneliness." The handsome guy outside the door said calmly.

"Really? Thank you so much."

Ophelia opened the door with a smile, and saw Charlotte at the door wearing a safety helmet and holding various unblocking tools in his hands.

"Wow, you are really professional."

Ophelia's eyes lit up and she stepped aside to let Charlotte into the house.

She likes this sense of ritual.

When Charlotte entered the house, she saw that the lights were dim and the table, TV cabinet and open kitchen were filled with all kinds of cute pet boxes.

Poisonous snakes, lizards, spiders, centipedes, colorful poisonous frogs, and a pile of skulls in the corner.

For a moment, Charlotte felt a tingling sensation on her scalp.

He was struck by the lovely decoration mode.

"How is it? My room is nice, isn't it?"

Seeing Charlotte standing still, Ophelia swayed past Charlotte, slowly hung the giant python on the sofa around her neck, and stroked the python's head affectionately.

"Little baby, call daddy."

"I'll call you a dead head!"

Charlotte interrupted this vulgar way of recognizing relatives, and then said with a dark face: "Where is the sewer? I will help you get it now."

Ophelia smiled playfully, "Oh, man, you really know how to unclog a sewer?"

"of course."

Charlotte raised the tools in her hand, "Aunt Mei only asked me to unclog the sewer, and didn't let me do anything else."

Ophelia crossed her legs and looked at Charlotte with a teasing look.

She touched the hem of her pajamas, and Charlotte was immediately blinded by the bright white strip.

"Ah~ My eyes are going to go blind!!" He raised his hand to block his eyes, "Damn woman, what kind of skin care products did you use to make you so shiny!"

Ophelia: “.”

She blinked.

What kind of trick is this?
Flirting?
She had never tried it.

a!

She smiled even more and let the python crawl all over her body.

In Charlotte's eyes, this scene was like a restricted horror movie, fully realized at this moment.

He carefully avoided the spider pet box on the shoe cabinet, and then
No, why should Spider-Man be afraid of spiders?
Charlotte paused and glared fiercely at the oversized wolf spider in the pet box.

"scare!"

The wolf spider suddenly raised its front paws and hissed, and Charlotte immediately took a step back.

Gan!
What a big spider.

"Do you like my little baby?"

At this time, Ophelia spoke again, "If you like, I can give it to you."

"No need, Spider-Man doesn't keep spiders. This is a principle."

Charlotte waved her hand and said seriously: "If you don't explain clearly, I will assume that your kitchen is blocked, and I will go there now."

As he spoke, he walked towards the kitchen, and suddenly a green poisonous snake fell from the ceiling and stopped Charlotte.

Behind him, Ophelia's smile looked strange in the dim light.

She came behind Charlotte and gently placed her head on her shoulder.

Ophelia leaned close to Charlotte's ear and smiled softly, "It's been ten years. I really want to know how powerful you have become~"

"Stay away from me, itchy."

Charlotte pushed the other person away and picked her ears with her fingers.

"Evil woman, tell me your true intentions."

He dropped his tools and turned to look at Ophelia.

"You've known for ten years that you can't get the perfect genes you want from me, so you can't have asked me to come here for this kind of thing."

Charlotte's face turned serious, she reached out to touch her non-existent glasses, and pointed at Ophelia.

"So there is only one truth, and you have another conspiracy!"

Ophelia's purpose was revealed, and she no longer planned to tease the man she couldn't get.

She clapped her hands, the lights in the room came on, and a strong purple figure slowly walked out of the room.

"Thanos?"

Charlotte narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the purple-red Thanos who was a little listless at the moment, as if thinking about something.

The Thanos of this universe has this skin color.

"So you two have been hooking up for a long time, bah~"

When the purple-red Thanos showed no reaction, Charlotte spit on his head.

In an instant, the purple-red Thanos was stunned.

Ophelia looked disgusted and said, "I don't like this guy's Titan genes. Please don't misunderstand me."

She stroked her pet python and looked at Charlotte with a smile.

"It seems that you still care about this matter. I feel that I am about to succeed."

Charlotte glanced at the other person, "Woman, you are playing with fire."

"Wait, domineering Spider-Man, please stop your domineering remarks."

The purple-red Thanos wiped the saliva from his forehead indifferently. He came to Charlotte weakly and sighed helplessly.

"I have a disease and I need your help."

"What's the reason?" Charlotte looked at him coldly.

The purple-red Thanos thought about it, then glanced at Ophelia.

Ophelia raised her lips slightly, and she said to Charlotte: "The reason is that you have to help him, otherwise I don't mind letting your friends see this thing."

She pulled out a fingernail-sized chip from the crack of the "super weapon".

"You know, the videos here can make you a joke."

"what?"

Charlotte's face changed drastically, "Damn you, you actually took a sneak shot!!"

Ophelia shrugged. "Don't pretend. You're not worried about that at all. The chip doesn't have that kind of thing. It's..."

She paused halfway through her words, her smile becoming more evil.

"You can take a guess."

"I won't guess."

Charlotte rolled her eyes. "Your threats are totally useless to me."

"Then I promise you, if you help him, I will never bother you again." Ophelia said.

Hearing this, Charlotte couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

“I’m free every Sunday.”

Ophelia shook her head, "I told you I would never bother you."

"Okay, deal!"

Charlotte clapped her hands, then turned back to look at the purple-red Thanos.

"You can tell me about your situation now."

The purple-red Thanos breathed a sigh of relief, then propped himself up and sat down at the table.

"I have a bad case of gastroenteritis."

Charlotte: “.”

Wow, the plot is different from what he imagined!

He thought for a moment, "Are you sure you're not kidding?"

"No."

The purple-red Thanos said seriously: "Only you can help me."

Charlotte stroked his chin and looked at the other person. "How long have you been having these symptoms?" he asked.

The purple-red Thanos lowered his head, "It started after the Battle of New York."

"The Battle of New York?" Charlotte was a little confused. "Which time?"

"The Ten Rings Organization's headquarters. You disappeared after fighting those guys and have only returned now."

The purple Thanos explained: "Three years after that, you completely disappeared, so I led an army to invade the earth."

Charlotte: “!!!!”

The corner of his mouth twitched, "Man, it's hard for me to continue helping you like this."

The purple-red Thanos shook his head and sighed: "Don't worry, I failed that time. Your friends are very strong. My army is no match for them. Even I..."

He slowly tore open the leather armor on his chest, revealing a shocking scar.

"I failed, my spaceship was destroyed, and I could only flee in a panic and hide in a corner of the earth to recover from my injuries.

There is an old saying on Earth that the most dangerous place is the safest place, so I decided to move here. "

At this moment, the purple-red Thanos' face was completely devoid of the majesty and dominance he had in the past, and was replaced by endless loneliness and sadness.

He smiled bitterly and said, "Earth still failed me without Spider-Man. I overestimated myself."

Charlotte listened quietly, then asked, "So you got gastroenteritis because of the depression caused by failure?"

"Do not."

The purple Thanos shook his head, "Titans don't suffer from depression. I also eat on time every day, don't have any bad habits, and never stay up late."

Charlotte: “.”

"Why don't you go see a doctor?"

"I tried, and there was nothing they could do."

As he spoke, Thanos's expression changed. His face became a little distorted. He covered his abdomen and gritted his teeth and said, "Here it comes again."

Seeing the other person in so much pain, Charlotte was thoughtful.

"What a terrible disease! Even the Titans can't resist it. It seems that the invincible Spider-Man is really needed to take action."

Sweat dripped from the purple Thanos' forehead, "I've gotten to know him a little over the years, there must be something in my stomach, but even the most advanced technology can't scan this guy."

"So what you mean is" Charlotte asked curiously.

The purple-red Thanos stared at Charlotte and said, "I want you to shrink and enter my body to find that guy."

Charlotte frowned, "Even if you become weak, it shouldn't be difficult to find the Pym particles."

The purple-red Thanos took a deep breath, endured the severe pain in his abdomen and said, "Dr. Pym is very mysterious. I can't find him, but I know you have this thing."

"Then I'll just lend you a tube of Pym particles."

"No, I only trust you."

The purple-red Thanos was sweating profusely and his body was hunched over.

He raised his head and stared at Charlotte, "Even if I die, I can only die at the hands of a truly strong person."

Charlotte covered her face, "Really? If you say that, I'll be embarrassed to leave a few bombs in your stomach."

The purple-red Thanos still stared at Charlotte, "You won't, a truly strong person won't do such a despicable thing."

“Is this moral kidnapping?”

Charlotte spread her hands, "Very good, you have successfully caught my attention."

Seeing that Charlotte finally agreed, the purple-red Thanos immediately stood up and turned his back to Charlotte.

"Thank you, Spider-Man."

Charlotte looked at the purple-red Thanos with a puzzled look, "What are you doing?"

The purple-red Thanos tilted his head and said, "That guy is in my intestines, so I'll have to trouble you to get it from there."

His skin turned redder.

But Charlotte's face turned completely black.

"Fuck you, go to hell!"

He raised his foot and kicked the weak purple-red Thanos to the ground, "Asshole, no one dares to insult me ​​in this way. You are the first and last one, and you are the one who has the worst fate!"

He swung his fist and beat the guy up, and Ebony Maw, who had been watching secretly, hurried out of the room.

"No, don't hurt my master!"

Ebony Maw threw himself on Thanos and begged, "Invincible Spider-Man, please, stop fighting."

"Fuck! A deep relationship between master and servant, huh?"

Charlotte kicked Ebony Maw away and pointed at Thanos who was holding his head, "I wonder who dares to stop me."

"Don't hurt my master!"

The next moment, Black Dwarf rushed out. Charlotte's forehead was full of black lines, and he decided to hit this guy as well.

"I'm going to kick you to death. I have such a bad temper that I even used inverted sentences, which shows how angry I am."

On the side, Ophelia watched the scene quietly, then grabbed the python and quietly left the scene.

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at the same time.

Inside the purple-red Thanos' body, deep inside his winding large intestine, stands a gorgeous garden villa.

The fully armed Star-Lord returned to the villa, then took off his armor and lay down on the sofa, feeling relaxed.

After clapping his hands, the virtual screen began to play the movie.

"Hey, Quill, how are you doing these past two days?"

Lights flickered, and Scott, wearing the Ant-Man suit, returned to the villa. He asked casually while taking off the suit.

Star-Lord picked up a glass of red wine and said nonchalantly: "It's still the same as before. After so many years of hard work, I am still locked in this damn place. This guy's self-repair ability is too terrible. I have given up."

Hearing this, Scott nodded and said, "It's been a while, but wait a little longer. As long as I can figure out a way to enter the quantum realm, we can leave this damn place."

"I'm waiting!"

Star-Lord rested for a while, and the watch device suddenly flashed red.

Quill quickly opened the communicator, and Gamora's panicked face appeared on the screen.

"Quil, something bad has happened. Something seems to be wrong with Thanos' body. It seems to be knotted here. I am stuck at the end of his rectum."

Before Gamora could finish her words, the screen suddenly went black and Quill's expression changed drastically.

"Oops, something unexpected happened."

The next second, the whole villa shook violently, and the flood swept in like a beast, submerging everything in an instant.

The river kept rushing, and Quill and Scott struggled hard in this river channel that was filled with mountains and rocks.

"Oh my god, I'm done~ Ugh~~"

"Man, wake up. We should have gotten used to it after so long."

"Ugh~Quil, save me!!"

"Don't worry, I'll give you artificial respiration. Hang in there, my comrade!"

"Ugh~ My friend, I'm much better, thank you. Oh no, run, the lump in front is so big!!"

"Do not!!"

"It's Gamora, I see it, hold on"

"Quil, don't worry, I see the exit!"

"Oh my god! It's the exit!"

“He finally let us go.”

"Let's rock out together!!"

"Rush!!"

"Out!!!"

In the room, with the excited shout of the purple-red Thanos, Charlotte's face changed, and he turned around without hesitation and escaped into the portal.

The next moment, Ophelia's house was filled with endless poisonous gas. All the pets in the room were drowned by the gas bombs, and then they died in the pet boxes after struggling frantically.

"boom!!"

As the ceiling exploded, Ebony Maw and Black Dwarf tumbled across the yard in the horrific explosion.

Finally, as lights and shadows flickered one after another, Star-Lord and his companions, who were covered in dirt, climbed out of the mud. They gasped for fresh air, and smiled at each other after surviving the disaster.

Friendship is sublimated at this moment.

However.
At this moment, Charlotte rushed into Aunt Mei's room, and he shouted in panic: "Aunt Mei, Uncle Ben, get up quickly, let's move, now!"

He called everyone but forgot the fat boy who stayed up late to do his homework.

In front of the desk, the fat little Jin Bing was foaming at the mouth and twitching all over. He lay on the table and stubbornly finished the last question. Then he rolled his eyes and fainted.

The night is late. (End of this chapter)