Siheyuan: Rebirth of a comfortable life starts with Shazhu

He Yuzhu would rather be regarded as a charlatan than reveal the fact that he was reborn.

One is that he is not that great and would not think of sacrificing himself for the sake of others.

Furthermore, He Yuzhu also knew that even if he laid out all the things that happened in the future, things in society would probably not develop in the direction that he thought was good.

The human heart is so hard to figure out.

When He Yuzhu returned home and opened the door, a wave of heat hit him in the face.

He Yuzhu couldn't help but feel an itchy nose, so he quickly ran to the kitchen and made himself a big bowl of ginger soup. He drank it in one gulp and felt better.

"Where is the fish you caught?" Liu Ting asked jokingly when she saw He Yuzhu coming back empty-handed.

"Your man almost became a fish today." He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"You're talking nonsense." Liu Ting rolled her eyes at him.

He Yuzhu thought to himself that he was not talking nonsense just now, and he almost got tricked by Lao Lu today.

"Wife, help me check some clothes. I'm going to take a bath."

He Yuzhu asked Liu Ting to pack his clothes. Lao Lu invited him to go to the office to take a shower, but he naturally did not agree.

To go there again, he has to call Lao Mo to pick him up.

It was a hassle to start the car in such cold weather, so he asked Lao Lu to drop him off at the intersection.

"Pingping and Shouyi, do you want to take them over?" When Liu Ting heard He Yuzhu say that he was going to take a shower, she directly told him her request.

The He family has four children. The fourth child, He Shouyi, is still young and spends most of his time with Liu Ting in the staff bathhouse.

When He Yuan grew up, she would often take the third child and Yu Shui to the bathhouse in the steel rolling mill to take a bath.

The third child, He Ping, and little Ren Yuan, mostly hang out with little Ren.

This is the case for most children living in cities these days. They go to the workplace where their parents work to take a shower.

Those who look after the bathhouse all turn a blind eye and let people in just because they think they are not that old.

Children are rarely asked for bath tickets.

But He Yuzhu had no place to take a bath! He couldn't do anything like that.

After He Yuzhu left the toy factory, it was difficult to find a place to take a bath, so he could only go to the street bathhouse.

If he continued to go to the toy factory bathhouse, those leaders would probably be naked in front of him.

Just thinking about that scene is embarrassing.

The living area at the TV factory is too far away.

He Yuzhu said lazily: "The second child just went to take a bath with his brother-in-law yesterday, and I don't have milk to take care of the fourth child, so you should take care of him.

If he starts howling in the bathhouse, I can’t just run home with him naked.”

Naturally, Liu Ting scolded her again for these words.

But despite the scolding, Liu Ting still packed clothes for He Yuzhu.

She also knew that He Yuzhu had never taken little Lao Si to take a bath, and it was very likely that little Lao Si would cry when entering the bathhouse.

By then, He Yuzhu would be in a mess and neither the father nor the son would be able to wash it properly.

He Yuzhu carried a teacup and a bamboo basket of clothes and staggered towards the Liming Bathhouse on the street.

It was fine when people greeted him along the way, but when he arrived at the bathhouse, a group of naked old men came up to him and greeted him, which made He Yuzhu feel a little uncomfortable.

He Yuzhu was just trying to find a place with fewer people when he heard someone shouting, "Director He, this way, why are you here to take a shower?"

He Yuzhu took a quick look and realized that he was either a stranger or he was naked so he couldn't recognize him.

It was Song the butcher in the backyard of Yard 95. He Yuzhu walked towards him and said with a smile: "Master Song, you look a lot younger after shaving your beard.

I almost didn't recognize you just now.

You may not know where I am, isn't the bathhouse at my workplace far away?
So I can only go to the nearest place... Why are you here too?"

This is the trouble with going to a bathhouse. When you meet acquaintances, you have to chat with them for a while.

Otherwise, it would be a bit inhumane.

"I brought my two little ones here, but my wife said that the bathhouse at our workplace was too murderous and wouldn't let the children go there.

Eldest brother, second brother, quickly call Uncle He.

My wife is at home taking care of the children..."

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The boy is already grown up, but the girl is still young. There are also many girls who take a bath with their fathers when they are four or five years old, so the situation in the Song family is not special.

However, when children reach the age of six or seven, they already know shame and generally will not follow adults into bathhouses for the opposite sex.

Just like the twins of the He family, when they were young, they all followed Liu Ting to the staff bathhouse, but the second child, He Ping, refused to go when he was over four years old.

He said those aunties always liked to pull his little bird.

This is normal. Twins are still relatively rare these days, and anyone who encounters one will play with them for a while.

He Yuzhu was also distracted by the eldest son of the Song butcher family, as if he was seeing a smaller version of Xu Damao.

He Yuzhu couldn't help but think of the scene when the Xu family moved into the yard just after liberation.

All I can say is that the Xu Damao in He Yuzhu's memory is exactly the same as the child in front of him.

He Yuzhu couldn't help but glance at the child's crotch, but there was nothing he could do. At that time, he was about the same age as Xu Damao, and when they took a bath together, they would compare themselves.

He Yuzhu forced himself to turn his head, said hello, and went to the bathhouse to take a bath.

Outside, Butcher Song was still coaxing his little girl, and the older child next to him was also waiting there obediently, not showing any impatience at all.

This is a sensible character.

Generally, bathhouse pools have different water temperatures.

The small pool closest to the boiler must be the exclusive area for a few old men and adult men.

He Yuzhu soaked in the pool for a while, then felt hot and changed to another pool.

At this time, Butcher Song came in with his two children.

This is why He Yuzhu is reluctant to take his children into the bathhouse.

Of course, that’s also because the children have someone to take care of them and He Yuzhu doesn’t have to worry about it.

Otherwise, no matter how annoying He Yuzhui is, he still has to do what he has to do.

Butcher Song was sitting in the normal temperature pool holding his little daughter, but his eldest son kept looking into the small pond.

Children all love to prove themselves. They think that the adults are over there, so they go over there and take a dip to appear more manly.

Then the child couldn't help it and walked towards the small pond.

"Come back and sit next to your uncle. That small pool is not for you to soak in." He Yuzhu couldn't help but speak.

As soon as He Yuzhu said this, several people in the bathhouse stared at He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu sighed and said, "If you soak in hot water pools for too long, you won't be able to have children in the future. Haven't you taught your children about this?"

The next sentence was asked to Song the butcher.

Butcher Song was also surprised and asked: "Is there such a saying? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

"Man, where did you hear this? I haven't heard it on the street!" An old man in the small pond couldn't help but ask.

He Yuzhu suddenly realized that this saying seemed to have been circulated after the reform and opening up. At that time, there were many only children, so this issue received more attention. However, he messed it up.

"Have you ever noticed whether your testicles are usually hot or cold?" He Yuzhu said lightly. (End of this chapter)