Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.
Chapter 507 Mess
Chapter 507 Mess
Yamanaka was captured, and Yamanaka was rescued
This is our daily life now.
The ravines in the mountains are always full of charm.
For the cosmic people.
but
Now this has nothing to do with Cui Ming, because Cui Ming is looking at Long Wulang in front of him.
Cui Ming stood on the stinking street, surrounded by a flood of feces. Long Wulang covered his nose and walked up to Cui Ming in a bad mood, almost pointing his finger at Cui Ming's nose.
It looked as if he was going to eat Cui's life.
Cui Ming had an innocent look on his face.
"Deputy Captain!!! Look at what you have done! The whole city has turned into a septic tank, what do you say we should do?" Long Wulang whispered. His voice was not obvious in the streets full of sewage because there were wailing sounds all around.
"Oh, we are dealing with aliens! Ah~ cool!!!"
Before Cui Ming could say anything, Nie Bachui said it first.
Long Wulang looked at Cui Ming's twisting hammer.
"Deputy Captain, your weapon..."
"Not bad, right?"
"That's right, but let's talk about the good things you did first!!!"
Cui Ming scratched his head in embarrassment, then smiled what he thought was a friendly smile and said, "Hey, Long Wulang, I was just afraid that the enemy had set traps in the sewers. To catch aliens, we always need different methods. Who knew that the effect would be a bit too strong."
"Too aggressive? You've gone too far! Now the whole city stinks and the residents can't live a normal life. Aren't the follow-up problems for our Tucker team to solve!" Long Wulang said with his hand covering his face.
Cui Ming shrugged when he saw this. After all, Cui Ming had already thought of a plan.
"Ryugoro, I have a plan. No, I should say two plans."
"Lao Cui, don't talk like that. I'm scared."
"Okay, let me get this straight. First, we need to find a bunch of super-large pumping trucks to pump out all the sewage and send it to the sewage treatment plant for treatment. Of course, a bunch of people will probably come and grab this project, after all, they can apply for funding."
Long Wulang nodded helplessly.
"You're right, but there aren't that many pump trucks. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if those guys started fighting over the pump trucks? And with so much manure, how many pump trucks would be needed and how long would it take?"
Cui Ming stroked his chin and thought for a while, then said, "Then let's organize everyone in the city to clean up together. There is strength in numbers, right?"
Long Wulang frowned, "Do you think people are willing to clean up the sewage in this stinking environment? And it won't be cleaned up in a day or two. The most important thing is that this is a good thing we did."
"Then let the imprisoned aliens and prisoners do the work and help clean up the feces. Oh, by the way, let's be faster. Look at the dog next to it. It seems quite comfortable in this environment." Cui Ming pointed to the side.
After hearing this, Long Wulang felt that although this idea was unethical, it seemed feasible. "Okay, let's give it a try. But you are responsible for the negotiations."
"No problem. Oh, and ask people around to keep an eye on their pets! I think some of them like this!"
"?!?!?!"
Therefore, Cui Ming started his labor reform plan for aliens and criminals. Relying on Cui Ming's own reputation, Cui Ming directly found various imprisoned aliens and prisoners.
Then, in this stinking city, an absurd "labor reform" was staged. A group of strange-looking aliens and a group of dejected prisoners were forced to clean up the city full of feces.
These aliens were once so arrogant, but now they are like their parents have died. They originally wanted to conquer the earth, but now they are in such a mess because of this shit water.
The leader was a spaceman who looked like a giant octopus. He waved his tentacles and muttered something in space language, which roughly meant: "What the hell is this place? How could there be such a disgusting mission!"
By the way, this guy was arrested for molesting Yamanaka.
Poor Shanzhong, he even encountered those TM tentacles.
The prisoners also complained. A gangster with a buzz cut was shoveling manure with a shovel while cursing: "I'm just selling some contraband, why am I forced to do this stinky job with these alien monsters? I'm so unlucky!"
When the giant octopus heard the little thug's complaint, he retorted in poor Earth language: "What right do you have to complain, you little human? We are cosmic people from a higher civilization, and now we have to clean up this disgusting thing with you!"
At this time, a tall and thin prisoner came up with a lazy idea. He secretly poured feces on the alien next to him, pretending to be careless, hoping to take the opportunity to do less work. As a result, the tentacles on the alien's body instantly stood up like springs, and let out a piercing scream, the sound seemed to be able to break a person's eardrum.
"You bunch of bastards!!!"
"Want to fight?!"
"What the fuck!"
Upon seeing this, other aliens gathered around, and it seemed that an "inter-species war" was about to break out.
At this critical moment, Cui Ming came over with an engineer shovel and a wrench. After putting away the wrench, he took out a loud speaker and shouted, "Be quiet! If anyone makes trouble again, I will push you into the water!"
When everyone heard this, they continued to work obediently.
TM's Storm One is untouchable
While Cui Ming was supervising this group of guys, the five big bosses were holding a meeting.
"Um, what do you think about Storm One Cui Ming being the captain of the new team and Team Set?"
"no comment!"
"I have absolutely no objection!"
"That's great! That's how it should be."
"It's Storm One!!!"
There's nothing we can do, since Cui Ming has the strongest fighting ability, he always manages to cause trouble.
but
Hey!
Anyway, it's Japan that's unlucky.
Lao Cui's fighting ability is beyond doubt, but his ability to stir up trouble is also amazing.
But who made Cui Ming so good at fighting?
Then pamper her.
That's all.
I have to say, the speed of the aliens and the criminals is amazing.
However, the subsequent taste problem of the entire city still needs to be solved
Cui Ming could already imagine that scene.
After waiting for a while in the sun. Hiss!
If it rains again
Oh, that's so sour.
After the rain, the sun shines brightly!
Oh~~~~that taste! That sour and refreshing!
Anyway, Cui Ming thinks that it is better to prepare some deodorant now.
Damn
It seems that new fighter planes must be prepared to be compatible with various props.
(End of this chapter)
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