Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Chapter 521: The Beating Artifact
"Oh, you had a lot of fun yesterday, dear~" Lindis's voice dragged out a long tail tone. I don't know if this trick works on other people, anyway, Cui Ming just felt a sharp pain in his ears. Lindis's seemingly gentle hand was like a pair of pliers, firmly grasping his ears.

Lindis had a half-smile on her face, staring at Cui Mingyou and said, "You are really capable! You made me so tired, and then you went to block the door by yourself and had so much fun! And you didn't even call me!"

".Aren't you tired?" Cui Ming said this while muttering to himself, "Isn't it just the public grain that has just been paid? Who told you to be so stubborn?" However, he dared not say these words even if he had ten courage.

"Yes! Honey, I was wrong, I'm so sorry!" Cui Ming immediately raised his hands and surrendered so quickly. Seeing this, Lindis pinched Cui Ming's ears again in annoyance, and then let go.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense and get ready. We have to go to work. I sorted out the materials you brought back. There is a plan in it. Those aliens plan to use children to force Ace to surrender. They think Ace is a big and thorny problem and must be eliminated." Lindis said while shaking the materials in her hand, then her eyes fell on Cui Ming and asked, "So, what are you going to do?"

"Simple." Cui Ming's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a confident smile on his face, that smile seemed to declare that everything was under control. "I have already prepared it. When the time comes, maybe I can get the parents to form a super powerful 'child beating team'!" As he said this, Cui Ming took out a bunch of "treasures" that he had prepared long ago from behind him, like a magic trick.

belt
This belt is not just a tool for tying pants. In the past, it was often a precious token passed down from father to son, carrying a certain family heritage. However, when a father or mother is furious, it will become a weapon of punishment. The moment the belt hits the body, it brings a stinging sensation that is difficult to describe in words. However, when a mother swings the belt, she is often soft-hearted. After all, the child is her own flesh and blood. Every time she hits the child, her heart aches. Just like the belt of the Seven Wolves, it is strong and durable, and it is said to be "excellent" to use. Of course, this is just a helpless ridicule.

Rolling pin
When the mother picks up the rolling pin and points it at you, her angry eyes seem to express her disappointment and heartache towards you. "The deeper the love, the deeper the hatred", probably means this. A thick rolling pin may even be broken into two pieces under the angry waving of the mother. That scene is simply a terrible nightmare for the child. Even the naughty and stubborn child will burst into tears under the threat of this rolling pin. At that moment, the parents in the eyes of the child are like the kung fu superstar Bruce Lee in the movie, full of awe-inspiring power, as if they can star in a wonderful martial arts movie in the next second.

Feather Duster
Most children today have rarely seen a feather duster. This seemingly ordinary object actually has many uses. On weekdays, mothers use it to clean the dust at home, and the soft feathers brush against the furniture and take away the dust. However, once the child is too naughty and completely angers the mother, the feather duster will instantly change its purpose. The mother is seen waving the feather duster, and the feathers are flying all over the sky. The scene is like a small "storm". Moreover, the handle of the feather duster is very cleverly designed, which can effectively prevent hand injuries when the mother beats the child, as if it was born with this dual mission.

broom
The broom may seem ordinary, but it is actually a "hard and soft" weapon. It can be seen everywhere in life, is affordable, and is easy to store and does not take up space. It is not only a good helper for daily household cleaning, but also a tool that children take the initiative to use to sweep the floor when trying to please their parents. But who would have thought that this seemingly soft broom can exert a strong deterrent power in the hands of a mother. Many people recall their childhood after growing up and suddenly realize that what they were afraid of was not just the broom itself, but the unquestionable strong aura of their mother.

锅铲
Here, we must remind those naughty children again and again that when you can't control yourself and have to challenge the bottom line of adults, you must pay attention to what the adults are doing at the time. If adults are cooking in the kitchen, even if they are furious, reason will tell them not to pick up a sharp kitchen knife at will, but the spatula next to them becomes a convenient "weapon". The spatula is very easy to use and easy to exert force, and the pain caused by its flat surface in contact with the body should not be underestimated. In addition, the spatula is still stained with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar used in cooking. The smell seems to remind the children that this "lesson" is not simple, it is really fast, accurate and ruthless, and it is impressive.

At that time, all the parents were seen holding "magic weapons" and standing majestically in front of the children. The first to appear was the "Seven Wolves for Beating Children". This was a sharp weapon passed down from generation to generation, specially created to help children get on the right track. If the elders in the family behaved slightly out of line, they would use it to hit the children on the back, implying a warning to the children not to repeat the same mistakes; if the children themselves behaved in a deviant way, they would be mercilessly hit on the buttocks to teach them a lesson.

Look at this "rolling pin for beating children". It is usually hidden in the kitchen, but it is used at critical moments. It is held tightly in the hands of parents and kept in mind. It carries the parents' earnest expectations for their children's future, and is dedicated to protecting their children's growth. Under its "care", no disobedient children are allowed to appear in the family. Every time it falls, it corrects the child's wrong behavior.

And the "feather duster for beating children" was once a powerful assistant in countless families. Today, it is like an indelible nightmare in the hearts of millions of children. It shoulders the important task of ensuring that children inherit good family traditions for thousands of years. Every time it rises and falls, it is full of concern and expectations for the growth of children.

The "iron broom for beating children" is even more powerful. It can temper the buttocks of rebellious children into steel through countless lessons. If the rebellious children at home dare to cause trouble outside, the iron broom will fall down mercilessly, with a force of a thousand pounds, and will not allow any indulgence, so that the children will understand the consequences of their actions.

Finally, the most daunting item is the "iron spatula for beating children". Once this item is used, it means that the rebellious child is about to start a new "baptism" in his life. If the child does not change after repeated teachings and still does not know right from wrong, then this iron spatula combined with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar will surely make them deeply understand right from wrong and get back on the right track.

How should I put it? When these "magic weapons" and the corresponding "child-beating declarations" were presented one by one, Lindis could not help but remain silent.

"These...are they prepared for our future children?" Lindis asked cautiously with a hint of doubt. Will the children be unlucky in the future?
"No, this is not for our own children. This is specially prepared for those naughty and mischievous children who refuse to change their ways."

Of course, if the child deserves a beating, then satisfy them.

(End of this chapter)