Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.
Chapter 554 This battle is full of flavor
Chapter 554 This battle is full of flavor
I am King Leib, a monster who should be sleeping peacefully in the underworld, but now I am trapped in this nightmarish situation.
My mind is now filled with thoughts of death, and this despair is about to consume me.
Damn it! I was sleeping soundly in the dark and quiet depths of the underground, dreaming of devouring other monsters, but some damn thing started throwing feces everywhere nearby! The disgusting noise and smell instantly broke my dream.
I breathe through my nostrils! ! ! ! Those stinky, sticky feces are like they have eyes, and they all go into my nose! The stench almost killed me. I felt like my nasal cavity was being corroded by this disgusting stuff. Damn it! ! ! !
And that's not the scariest part. What's even more terrible is that Cosmolykid, the damned BY! ! ! ! His whole body was covered in feces and rushed straight into my nose! It felt like countless little bugs were crawling around in my nasal cavity, itchy and disgusting, and accompanied by excruciating pain.
The most important thing is this thing!!!
Nose popping!!!
Oh my god!!! This is fucking terrible!!! This is not the kind of pain a monster should endure! It hurts! It hurts so fucking much!!!
Then, I entered a cycle of despair. I just woke up a little from the pain, and then, damn! A strong and suffocating stench went straight into my head. What a smell! It was like a mixture of rotten meat for thousands of years and the mud of a stinking ditch, and I fainted again in an instant.
After an unknown amount of time, I woke up again in a daze, but before I could recover, the disgusting smell came to my face again, and I fainted again. My consciousness kept reminding me that it was time to get up and find a delicious monster to eat, but my body was tortured to death by this terrible experience.
Now I am forced into a state of suspended animation by my own body's protection mechanism. My stomach is growling with hunger, and the feeling of hunger is like countless needles piercing my stomach. Damn it! I'm so hungry! ! ! ! I want to eat monsters! ! ! ! Who will save me! ! ! ! ! At this moment, King Leib is like a poor creature abandoned by the world, still in a coma.
"So, you still haven't found it?"
In the bright and spacious room at the Tucker team's headquarters, everyone continued to leisurely eat snacks and drink fragrant tea, their eyes occasionally scanning the various materials spread out on the table.
Since Kotaro needs to maintain his weight, he is always very careful when eating, chewing every bite slowly, and generally doesn't eat a lot. But Kirisaki is completely different. He always eats without restraint, using the excuse that his scientific research consumes a lot of brain power. He eats a lot, and the snack residue in front of him piles up like a small hill.
"Yes, we didn't find any." The sergeant put down his teacup gracefully, then took out the map slowly and pointed at it. "Here, here, we have focused on searching, using all the detection equipment and manpower, but we haven't found any signs of life. The Angolan Mongols have also carefully checked underground, but they haven't seen anything either."
The Angramon people beside him nodded hurriedly, with a bit of anxiety on their faces. "Yes, big brother, don't worry, we will definitely search carefully. After all, this thing is mixed with gold juice. We don't want the underground drinking water that we have relied on for generations to survive to be polluted." The Angramon people were also afraid. When they thought about the possible contaminated water source, they shuddered.
Shit! Cosmolykid with gold juice! If this thing really pollutes the groundwater, their whole tribe will have to drink manure water!!!
While everyone was talking, Kenichi came hurriedly delivering information.
"What the hell? You said there was a strange hole that kept spewing foul smell?" Everyone's attention was instantly drawn to it.
"Yes! It tastes the same as the golden juice that the Brave King threw before." Although what Kenichi said was quite frowning, his mouth was not idle. He continued to stuff the snacks in his hand into his mouth and ate at a fast speed.
".Let's go and check it out!" Everyone immediately stood up and prepared to go and find out what was going on.
The advantages of the Sett team are beyond doubt. You can always trust the Sett team's speed without reservation! Every time they take action, they can always assemble in the fastest reaction time and rush to the scene at lightning speed. Their efficiency is amazing.
"It's the same place, this cave?" Cui Mingmei stared at the strange cave in front of him that was continuously spewing out all kinds of horrible auras, and turned to look at Kenichi beside him.
At this time, Kenichi, wearing a gas mask, nodded vigorously, with a bit of urgency in his movements, as if conveying the seriousness of the situation. "Yes! It's here! Brother Baofeng No. 1, this thing is very strange. From what we saw before, there are some inexplicable noises coming from this cave from time to time."
Cui Ming looked at the hole with a solemn expression. After a moment of silence, he quickly thought of a countermeasure in his mind. "Kotaro! Help! Spray something into this hole! Everyone else! Get ready to fight!"
"Yes!"
Then Cui Ming and Dong Kotaro started to spray something into the hole together. It was Cui Ming's specially made super chili powder! This chili powder was not ordinary stuff. Its spiciness was far beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Even the monster could not resist it.
The two of them sprayed pepper powder towards the hole with serious faces and focused expressions. Their eyes revealed concentration and determination, and every time they sprayed pepper powder, it was like they were challenging the unknown danger in the cave.
At this time, King Leib.
“Oh my god!!! Oh my god!!! What the fuck!!!!!! I’m the fuck!!!!! Hey!!! Don’t do this!!!!! Heh heh heh heh aa ...
Imagine that your nose is already filled with the stench of endless rebirth, and now there is super spicy chili powder.
"Eh? Shit! Kotaro! Run!"
"What? Eh?!"
Without waiting for Kotaro to react, Cui Ming picked him up with one hand and ran away!
The next moment, King Leib came out!
"Hahaha! Ouch!!!! A-chooee!!!"
This sneeze is really big
A large mass flew out of its nose!
Cui Ming turned his head while carrying Kotaro.
Go! Saturn Z!
Throw it and run!
As for King Leib,
It caught the Saturn Z. Huh?
What is this stuff?
boom! ! ! ! ! ! !
King Leib was blown all over the place!
Then both it and Cosmolykid came back to life.
then
These two are going to fight each other first!
Now let's take a look at the two monsters!
On one side is the tall, black-faced regeneration monster King Leib, who is already very upset because of the stink he got from Cosmolykid. On the other side is the liquid monster Cosmolykid from the universe, whose body is a strange green color, like a pool of liquid that may flow at any time, which makes people shudder. Now it wants to teach the damn King Leib a lesson!
Damn! What did you eat? Your stomach stinks!
Everyone on the Set team, including Cui Ming and Dong Kotaro, were preparing for a battle. Cui Ming was banging away frantically to build a bunch of artillery positions.
"Sky Whale! Use the air freshener first!"
"Yes! Captain! Take action immediately!"
Mainly, the scariest thing about these two is that they are both emitting a horrible stench!
The two monsters, who were in some sense mortal enemies, looked at each other. King Leib let out a low roar and broke the deadlock first. His eyes were full of anger! He rushed towards Cosmolikid.
I’ll beat you to death!!!
Seeing this, Cosmolykid was not in a hurry. Its body quickly liquefied into a pool of green liquid, easily avoiding King Leib's attack. The liquid flowed quickly on the ground, and in the blink of an eye it came to King Leib's feet, and then suddenly surged upwards, trying to wrap King Leib in it.
King Leib sensed the danger, and he kicked his strong legs hard, leaping high and avoiding Cosmolykid's attack. The moment he landed, a disgusting stench hit him in the face.
It turned out that this war trampling caused King Leib and Cosmolykid to be covered with dung soup and gold juice, and the pungent smell was unbearable for them.
Everyone on Team Set looked extremely disgusted.
"yu~~~~"*N
King Leib wrinkled his nose, and his huge body trembled slightly because of the stench. Cosmolykid was also affected, and his body kept switching between liquid and solid, as if trying to adapt to the smell.
After a brief confrontation, King Leib attacked again. It opened its bloody mouth and spewed out a stream of blazing flames, which turned into a fire snake and flew towards Cosmolykid. Cosmolykid was just about to liquefy and dodge like before, but the stench hit it again, causing it to stagnate. At this moment, the flames hit its body, and Cosmolykid let out a painful roar.
Then the smell became even worse!
However, Cosmolykid was not so easily defeated. It endured the pain and stench on its body and transformed its body into countless tiny droplets, which dispersed. These droplets moved quickly in the air and surrounded King Leib from all directions.
King Leib felt the threat from all directions, and waved his huge claws, trying to disperse the droplets. But the moment he raised his claws, the stench entered his nose again, causing him to sneeze. During this sneeze, the droplets of Cosmolykid had already come to his side and began to gather into entities again.
King Leib saw this and quickly took a few steps back. He and Cosmolykid realized that this battle could no longer go on as usual. Every time they were about to attack, the stench of the feces and gold juice would make them subconsciously want to cover their noses to avoid it, which made their attacks intermittent and disorganized.
Thus, a strange scene appeared on this land. King Leib and Cosmolykid dodged each other's attacks, while occasionally raising their paws or closing their mouths to try to cover their noses.
Their movements were funny and ridiculous, completely lacking the ferocity and dominance of previous monster battles.
Cosmolykid's huge body twisted slightly on the ground, its blood-red vertical pupils flashing with ferocity, and with a low roar, it tried to attack King Leib with its hundred-meter-long tongue.
But when its tongue stretched out like a thick python, a disgusting stench hit it in the face. The familiar smell was upgraded, as if it was the smell of countless rotten meats mixed with fermented sewage, and the air around it seemed to solidify. Its tongue couldn't help but pause in the air, as if it was also shocked by the smell it emitted.
King Leib keenly captured the flaw in this moment. His agile body moved like black lightning, his muscles were tense, and he exuded a powerful aura.
It took the opportunity to swing its claws as sharp as knives, each claw flashing with cold light, and slapped Cosmolykide's tongue with a clear target, causing a whistling sound in the wind.
Cosmolykid also reacted extremely quickly. The moment he sensed danger, he quickly retracted his tongue at a speed so fast that only a residual image could be seen. This saved him from being hit. If he had really been hit by King Leib's attack, his tongue would have been torn apart.
King Leib spewed out flames again. This time, Cosmolykid did not choose to dodge, but rushed directly towards the flames. It planned to use its liquidization ability to pass through the flames and attack King Leib. But at the moment it entered the flames, the stench made it feel uncomfortable again, and its body solidified briefly in the flames.
King Leib seized this opportunity and kicked Cosmolykid with his powerful feet. This kick contained great power. If the kick was successful, Cosmolykid would definitely be seriously injured. However, just when it was about to kick Cosmolykid, the stench slowed King Leib's movement by half a beat. Cosmolykid took the opportunity to liquefy again and avoided this fatal blow.
Of course, Cosmolykid also particularly dislikes King Leib.
Damn. This thing stinks!!! It stinks so bad!!!
The battle lasted for a long time, and neither side gained any advantage. Their bodies were covered with feces and gold juice, and they looked miserable. The surrounding land was destroyed beyond recognition by their attacks, but the battle still did not determine the winner.
Finally, King Leib and Cosmolykid seemed to realize that this was not a solution. They looked at each other, with a hint of helplessness in their eyes.
Then, King Leib turned around and tried to walk away with heavy steps. Cosmolykid also turned his body into liquid, slowly blending into the ground and disappearing. This battle, which had become incongruous because of the feces soup and golden juice, ended in a strange way.
but
"Alright! It's our turn!!! Fight!!!"
Cui Ming shouted loudly!
Let’s go to war!
(End of this chapter)
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