Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Chapter 556 What?! Yamanaka was arrested again?!

"Thank you for your hard work, everyone. Take a good rest. I'm going on patrol." Cui Ming's face was calm and gentle as usual, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a soothing smile. After gently placing the afternoon tea he had just bought on the table in the team, he skillfully put on his equipment and set out on patrol with the Death Troops with firm steps.

Everyone in the Set team slumped down on their sofas, feeling relieved, their exhaustion evident in words.

"Oh my god. That monster." Nanyuan gasped heavily, his hands still shaking slightly. He quickly picked up the black tea on the table and took a big gulp. The tea of ​​just the right temperature flowed down his throat, which made him come to his senses a little.

"I'm really scared. The captain is really energetic. He still has to go on patrol?" Nanyuan said with his eyes wide open, full of confusion and admiration, and turned to look at Lindis beside him.

"Big sister, does the captain also have time to spare at home?" Nan Yuan's tone was filled with curiosity, as if she wanted to find out more unknown sides of the captain from Lindis.

Lindis was slightly startled when she heard this. Cui Ming's busy figure at home suddenly appeared in her mind. She couldn't help but fall into memories and thought for a moment.
At home.
It seems to be true.
And many things at home depend on Cui Ming.
Make specimens of the heads of the prey you hunted.
There is also public grain, public grain and public grain.

"Yeah, that's about right." Lindis nodded slightly, with a hint of shyness and helplessness in her eyes. After all, in a sense, Cui Ming's work intensity at home is no less than outside, and he may even be less active fighting outside than at home. After all, he has to pay public grain almost every day. But Cui Ming is also happy to do it.

After all, there have been many battles, and Cui Ming also needs to deal with his negative emotions. Hugging his wife or something, it is so effective!

"The city smells like fertilizer." Captain Death said with disgust while patrolling slowly, frowning, with a cigarette in his hand. Sparks flickered as he spoke.

"There is no other way, it is necessary." Cui Ming glanced at the Death God Captain who was smoking, his eyes were somewhat speechless, "Be careful of the methane explosion."

“Don’t worry, it won’t happen ~ Hahaha!” Captain Death laughed nonchalantly, his laughter echoing in the empty streets. He looked so carefree, as if he didn’t take Cui Ming’s reminder to heart at all.

But it's also
Now is a rare break time.

"But speaking of it, the strength here is not low either," the Death God Captain spoke slowly, the cigarette in his mouth kept burning, and thick smoke kept pouring out of his mouth and nose like a surging wave. Cui Ming raised his head slightly, looking straight at the deep sky, and said thoughtfully: "I think that compared to our side, where every day is leisurely like a vacation, this side is completely different. Here we have the real big daddy, the Kingdom of Light. To be honest, every inch of land in the Kingdom of Light in my bureau carries the mission of hope and protection."

"Yes. They are a group of pure good people. So we must do our best to protect them." Captain Death sighed softly, and then took a deep puff of cigarette. The sparks of burning tobacco flickered in the dim light, as if the burning belief in protection was beating in his heart.

The former captain of the Grim Reaper has now become a guardian angel, but he also knows that he still needs to work hard.
“I can’t help but think that you are the most powerful guy, right?” Captain Death retracted his gaze and looked at Cui Ming, with a bit of admiration and helplessness in his eyes.

You know, everyone has to admit Cui Ming's tenacious perseverance.
The most amazing thing is that the mental state is good!

"I'm just struggling, just like you. In this complex and ever-changing situation, in order to protect something and to live up to those who trust us, we dare not stop for a moment." Cui Ming's expression was calm, but his words revealed unquestionable firmness.

"Yes! Struggle hard. In this cosmic journey full of unknowns and dangers, we are all striving forward for that ray of light, to protect the beautiful existence." Captain Death smiled, and in that smile there was the open-mindedness of having experienced vicissitudes of life, as well as expectations for the future.

"It's almost done." Cui Ming stood up.

"Yeah, keep patrolling and see if there are any damn spacemen!" Captain Death prepared his explosive spikes. "By the way, are there any missions recently?"

"Yes, I'm going to find someone to mess with."

Cui Mingzheng said
Beep!
There's a call! It's Team Member Moriyama. Her voice is filled with obvious anxiety and nervousness, almost shouting, "Captain! It's bad! Team Tucker's Team Member Yamanaka has been captured again!!!"

"."Death silence spread in the air. Captain Cui Ming and Captain Death looked at each other. At that moment, their eyes conveyed shock, speechlessness and helpless determination.

"Action! Action! Save people! Why the hell did it start again!!!!"

My name is Ichiro Yamanaka, and I am a member of the Tucker Team. I have had enough! Why am I always the unlucky one? I don't know when it started, but it seems like I have been targeted by aliens. I am kidnapped every now and then. And every time, the aliens who kidnapped me said something incomprehensible, such as "for their own sake". What does this mean? I still don't understand it.

Today was supposed to be an ordinary day. As usual, I was on standby at the base with my teammates, ready to deal with any possible crisis. However, the dark hand of fate reached out to me again.

At that time, I was performing a simple patrol mission outside the base. There was silence all around, only the sound of my footsteps echoing on the empty ground. Suddenly, a strong light descended from the sky and instantly enveloped me. I subconsciously squinted my eyes, trying to see what was happening. Before I could react, a powerful force bound me tightly, making me unable to move.

When the light faded, I found myself in an unfamiliar space. It was dark all around, with only a few lights emitting strange light illuminating this small place. I struggled to break free, but found that I was tied tightly with a strange rope and couldn't move at all.

"Who am I? Where am I? Who are you? Why did you kidnap me?" Yamanaka shouted angrily, and his voice echoed in this enclosed space.

At this time, several figures slowly walked out from the darkness. They were strange in shape, with a bluish-gray skin and red eyes. It was obvious that they were not human. Shan Zhong's heart sank, knowing that he had been kidnapped by aliens again.

"Haha, Yamanaka Ichiro, you finally fell into our hands again." One of the aliens laughed sharply, and the sound was as harsh as the friction of metal. "What do you want to do? Why do you always kidnap me?" I asked through gritted teeth.

"For our ditch, you must die!" said another alien viciously.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I heard this. "Gouzi? What gouzi? What are you talking about? Did you find the wrong person?" Shanzhong asked loudly.

But these aliens ignored my question. They gathered around Shanzhong and started to discuss how to deal with him. Shanzhong was extremely anxious, but he had no idea what to do. He knew that he had to find a way to escape as soon as possible, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

At this time, a tall cosmic being emitting purple light walked forward slowly with heavy steps. Its voice seemed to come from the deep abyss of the universe, with endless anger and dissatisfaction: "Our tribe has always regarded ditch as beautiful for generations! In our culture, it is a sacred symbol! But you!!! You, a guy who came out of nowhere, were actually selected as the best ditch in the universe!!! This is simply a blatant provocation to our entire tribe!!!"

As he said this, the alien turned around and struck a bodybuilding pose.

"Damn it! We have been training for so long! How come you can surpass us so much without any training!!!"

"???!?! It's the groove again?! Ugh! You didn't wash it, did you?! Wait! What are you doing?!" Shanzhong's face was full of fear. He wanted to argue and say something, but when he caught a glimpse of this group of strange-looking guys approaching him step by step, stretching out their slender tentacles with strange light, pretending to pull down his pants, he panicked instantly, and his body trembled slightly uncontrollably.

What a pity, it’s all in vain!

The pants can't be kept
The next moment, golden light flashed! ! ! !
The ditch in the mountain burst into golden light! ! ! !

The shining cosmic man is a mess!
"Oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!" *N, greedy light suddenly burst out in the eyes of several aliens. In their eyes, that light was more dazzling than the brightest star in the universe, as if they had seen the most precious treasure in the world.

"Oh my god. There is such a perfect groove." One of the aliens' voice trembled slightly with excitement. He stretched out his hand and touched it gently, as if he was touching a rare treasure.

"Yes, these proportions and lines are simply a miracle of the universe," another alien echoed, his saliva almost flowing out.

At this moment, the original plan in their minds was instantly thrown out of the window. They thought they could put the important matters aside for the time being and do something that made them more excited.

And in the mountains, he stood there, his face as pale as paper, his heart filled with despair.

Oh, it's over. It's time to start again.
Shanzhong knew very well that he was going to be in trouble again.
Damn it, why do such outrageous and unlucky things always happen to me! ! ! !
I am so skilled that I can’t be more skilled!
Woohoo! I really don’t want to perform as a one-man band anymore! ! ! ! Every time I’m tortured to death, I don’t know how much more suffering I’ll have to endure this time.

At this moment, a loud and vigorous voice of "Thief Sun" suddenly came from a distance!

The shout of "Sun Thief" was like a bomb dropped into a calm lake. The cosmic people were so angry that their blood pressure soared, and the blue light flashed violently all over their bodies, like a supernova about to explode. Before they came to this planet, they were high and mighty in their own galaxy, but they had never been scolded like this.

One of the cosmic beings was extremely angry. His originally tall body swelled several times because of anger. He waved a strangely shaped weapon that exuded a dangerous aura. A dazzling energy beam wrapped in endless anger shot towards the direction of the sound like lightning. Then he heard "Oh my god, it's true! You guys are really too cruel!!!!" Along with this exclamation, a figure rushed out of the smoke and dust in a panic, cursing as he ran, which was very funny.

Then, the figure continued.
"You bastards! You are a bunch of incompletely evolved life forms. Look at your appearance. You are like genetically mutated aliens that jumped out from the most remote corner of the universe. Your eyes are dull and you exude a primitive and vulgar aura. It seems that you have not yet awakened from the age of ignorance. Your thoughts are as childish as those of elementary school students at the kindergarten level. You can't even understand the simplest principles. Slightly more complicated logic is like a mystery in your wooden heads. Look at your appearance. You look like a frog with congenital dementia, with bulging eyes and a wide open mouth, as if you are about to croak in the next second. That look really makes people wonder if you crawled out of a garbage can where a biological mutation experiment failed. And your style of doing things is simply ridiculous! You do things without any rules, like a headless fly, and every decision is like groping in the dark. The stupid things you do are simply laughable, @#! ￥!! @! @￥!! #￥! #￥#!" The curse at the end is too dirty.
To be honest, I feel that the words used by uneducated cows to curse people are a bit weird.
At this time, the uneducated cow scolded people without any scruples and its words were too extreme.

But now the uneducated cow changed its target: "Over there! What's that look in your eyes! I'm here to save you!!! With that look in your eyes, do you think I'm a bad person? I went to great lengths to help you, and you treat me like this? No wonder you have glowing grooves! I don't know what you're thinking about every day, it really piss me off! Aren't you going to run away now?"

"."

Now that you've told me, how can I run away?!

Just at this time.
Countless smoke bombs are coming!

"Target found! Target found!!! Action!!!" A rough voice came from the smoke, with unquestionable decisiveness, as if it had been lurking in the dark for a long time, waiting for this moment to launch the attack.

"The one glowing particularly brightly is Yamanaka! Don't hit the wrong person! Look carefully!" another voice shouted at the top of its voice, as if afraid that someone would accidentally hit a key target.

"I see it! It's the glowing ditch in the mountain! I said those idiots in the Japanese government must have mixed nuclear waste water into the water! Look at the effect of the radiation, it can even serve as a lighthouse!" Someone shouted in the smoke, his words full of anger and ridicule, accompanied by a few coughs.

"."*N
So scolding!

(End of this chapter)