Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Chapter 584 Dundale: Opening the Mountain!!! (Tom's version)
Dundale was confident that he was safe now, at least he didn't have to worry about food anymore.

However, it never expected that the Set team was already on high alert and ready to go.

As mentioned before, the members of the Set team had long regarded Dundale as their target and had kept a close eye on it.

Cui Ming looked serious, and as he scanned the team members, he loudly issued an order: "Everyone, pay attention! Our plan is to lure this damn guy out. After that, the Death Squad will use their extraordinary mobility and rescue equipment to rescue the trapped people."

Indeed, the equipment of the Death Force has unique advantages in rescue, but there are also some big problems. Because their speed is too fast, if they are not careful, they may cause serious harm to the people being rescued. Not to mention the terrible situation that bumps and bumps may cause body parts to "fly out" during high-speed movement, the rapid sprint speed alone is enough to make some people lose their lives in an instant.

Therefore, the rescue work of the Death God Corps is quite tricky and must rely on special rescue equipment. Only by properly placing people in the equipment can they be safely evacuated. Even if some accidents occur during the process, such as throwing the equipment out, the people inside can be relatively safe. Of course, if the rescue equipment is destroyed during the process, the people inside may be in great danger, and only "half" may be left.

At this time, Mi Xue hurried over with a cart and said, "Brother Cui Ming, I brought the things."

Cui Ming immediately corrected him, “Call me captain when we’re working, thank you. Now everyone get ready, as soon as I open this treasure, that guy Dundale will definitely show up right away. When the time comes, I will use it to make dry pot Dundale, stir-fried Dundale, pickled pepper Dundale, and stir-fried Dundale!”

Hearing what Cui Ming said, Kirisaki and Araki's eyes lit up and their mouths drooled unconsciously. Even Spike and other dogs who were present seemed to be infected and looked at them eagerly with a greedy look.

"Well, you are really keen on cooking." The sergeant looked at Cui Ming with a hint of surprise in his eyes. He didn't expect that Cui Ming had already figured out how to cook Dundale.

"Of course! When I saw that guy for the first time, I was sure that it must taste good! Especially since this guy likes to sleep so much, the meat might be exceptionally plump!" Cui Ming said excitedly with his eyes shining.

After hearing what Cui Ming said, the sergeant was speechless and remained silent for a moment. Well, he thought to himself, this does fit Cui Ming's unique analysis. But strangely enough, after hearing what Cui Ming said, he actually felt a little hungry. And thinking about it carefully, the Dundale might really taste quite good as Cui Ming said.

Thinking of this, the sergeant's expression straightened and he said, "Let's solve it as soon as possible. I hope we can rescue people faster. If that guy really eats one or two unlucky guys, it will be troublesome."

"Well, you are right. But we still have to ensure everyone's safety first, artillery!!! Are you ready?" Cui Ming said, quickly picking up the communicator, his tone revealing an unquestionable majesty.

"Don't worry, boss! We've been prepared! We guarantee that the monster will be killed completely, with no chance of survival!" The confident voice of the artilleryman came from the other end of the communicator.

"Remember! What I want is for this thing to be as complete as possible! Do you still want to eat dry pot Dondale, stir-fried Dondale, pickled pepper Dondale, or stir-fried Dondale with sauce?!" Cui Ming raised his voice and reminded loudly.

"Yes, boss! Of course!" The artillerymen responded excitedly through the communicator, as if the delicious Dundale dishes were right in front of them.

"Very good! Shoot more accurately. This armor-piercing bullet is precious. Don't waste it!"

"Yes! Boss!!!"

"The action begins!!!" As Cui Ming suddenly opened the mysterious object that Miyuki brought, a strange and appetizing fragrance instantly spread like a tide.

"Oh, this tastes so good..." Araki and Kirisaki, two real foodies, immediately linked arms and, as if they were under a spell, pressed close to the pot, leaning their heads forward, squinting their eyes, sniffing deeply, looking intoxicated, as if they were in a food paradise.

"Cough cough cough!!!!" But before they could enjoy it for a few seconds, they both started coughing violently at the same time as if someone had grabbed their throats, their faces turned red and their bodies shook.

"Look at you, you only know how to eat. You deserve to choke to death." Cui Ming curled his lips helplessly and rolled his eyes. Looking at the two guys who were choking to tears, he felt speechless.

In order to lure out Dundale, how much special seasoning was added to the pot? Then it will be easy for the other guys.
But as expected of myself, the smell is indeed very tempting, but this smell just suits the monster's taste, it is too pungent and normal people can't stand it at all.

"Deputy Captain, and Kirisaki! Stop standing here like an idiot and take action quickly!" Cui Ming shouted at the two foodies.

"Yes!" The two responded weakly, coughing and stumbling to the Kaitian Whale. Cui Ming led the other team members and boarded the Ba Liya tank smoothly.

"Look, this is the real thing!" Cui Ming patted the shell of Ba Lias with a proud face, and then introduced it with a beaming face, "This is the latest improved super-high pressure howitzer, the power is amazing, one shot will blow the opponent to pieces immediately! Although it won't blow the monster into pieces, it is more than enough to deal with it. Kainaer! What's the target like?"

"The target is still asleep... Oh, the target is awake!"

That's right, Dundale woke up, but not completely awake, and his head was still dizzy. At this moment, his nose became sharp and long, and extremely sensitive. The scent of the bait that Cui Ming carefully prepared was like an invisible big hand, gently grabbing Dundale's nose and pulling hard. The magical thing was that Dundale floated up slowly without any consciousness, following the seductive scent, like a puppet being pulled by strings, and obediently followed the "hand of smell" to move forward.

"What a nice smell... This smell is simply irresistible, it's too good..." Dundale muttered in a daze, completely immersed in this tempting aroma, his saliva almost flowing out. Captain Death watched this scene from afar, his eyes widened and then the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching. "Oh my god... How on earth did they do it, to make a huge monster like Dundale fly unconsciously?! Forget it... The food of Storm No. 1 has always been mysterious, it's not surprising that it has magic power." He silently complained in his heart.

In the blink of an eye, Dundale was successfully led to the sky above a mountain. Cui Ming's eyes lit up and he was secretly happy: "Good opportunity! Now is the time!!!"

"Attack!!!!" With Cui Ming's roar, the attack broke out instantly! Countless shells and attacks were like dense raindrops, with whistling wind, smashing towards Dundale crazily. Dundale, who was originally immersed in the fantasy of food, was like being poured with a basin of cold water, and woke up instantly.

"Hey? Why am I flying? Wait... something is wrong!! Hey! Oh my god! Where did they take me?!" Dundale panicked, staring wide-eyed, waving his limbs desperately, but he had no time to react. The next second, with a "bang", its huge body sat straight down on the mountain. However, because Dundale was so huge, the expected tragic scene of "Thousand Years of Killing" did not appear. Instead, it looked like "crotch-chopping a tree", and the posture made the men present frown subconsciously!

"Hmmmmm Aaaaaaaahhh!!! Ah!!!!!! Haaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!" Dundale's heart-wrenching scream seemed to be able to break through the sky, echoing continuously in the air, his voice full of pain and terror.

Although the mountain had just performed a funny "crotch-splitting" scene, the mountain was not to be outdone. It seemed to want to take revenge for the "humiliation" it had suffered, and it actually gave Dundale a solid "anal explosion". Dundale's huge body trembled violently, followed by bursts of wailing, his body twisted and struggled in mid-air, and he looked so embarrassed.

On the battlefield, the situation did not stop even for Dundale's screams. All kinds of attacks continued to attack it like a surging tide. Shells exploded around Dundale with blazing flames and sharp whistles; laser beams were like dazzling lightning, cutting through the sky and accurately shooting at its vital parts.

At this time, Higashi Kotaro stood aside, witnessing this fierce and chaotic scene. He could not help but nod slightly, a trace of admiration flashed in his eyes, and he murmured to himself: "Amazing..."

Suddenly, Nanyuan quietly walked behind Kotaro, raised his hand and gently patted his shoulder. Kotaro was startled by this sudden action, subconsciously turned his head, and asked in confusion: "Um, what's wrong, Team Nanyuan?"

Nanyuan looked serious, staring at Kotaro seriously, and said in a serious tone: "Kotaro, do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"Ah?" Kotaro's face was blank, his eyes wide open, he didn't understand what Nanyuan meant at all, confusion was written all over his face.

Nanyuan saw this, but he was not in a hurry. He continued to explain seriously, "Kotaro, think about it carefully... Look at the current situation. Dondel was beaten so badly. If Ultraman Taro appeared at this moment, he might be able to subdue it in a more gentle way, so that Dondel can retain more meat. Don't you think this makes sense?"

Kotaro was stunned for a moment and quickly went over Nanhara's words in his mind. Then he suddenly realized, nodded heavily and said, "You're right! I'm going to the bathroom!" In his heart, what Nanhara said made so much sense. In the current situation, Ultraman Taro really needed to appear to turn the situation around. Moreover, the meat of the Dondale looked delicious. It would be great if a part of it could be preserved intact.

Just as Kotaro was about to walk out, Nanyuan called out to him anxiously from behind: "Kotaro! Come on!"

"Okay! I'll try my best to go to the toilet!" Kotaro looked firm and spoke in a decisive tone, as if he was carrying out an extremely important task.

At the same time, in the communication channel, Cui Ming frowned and complained helplessly to Lindis beside him: "To be honest, I feel really weird listening to their conversation..."

Lindis couldn't help curling her lips and agreed, "Yeah...if this continues, our team's secrets will be exposed by their weird conversations. If it doesn't work, let's set up an encrypted information channel to avoid making a fool of ourselves."

"Good idea, wife!" Cui Ming agreed without hesitation, thinking to himself that this matter must be implemented quickly and these outrageous conversations must not be allowed to spread freely.

"Remember to add more chili." Lindis blinked, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and spoke softly to Cui Ming with a bit of cunning, as if they were not in a fierce battlefield at the moment, but discussing dinner recipes.

"Okay." Cui Ming was stunned for a moment, and responded subconsciously, but he was worried in his heart, why was he still thinking about this at such a time. But seeing Lindis's serious look, it was hard to refuse.

"Well, I'll reward you when I get back." Lindis seemed to see through Cui Ming's thoughts and added with a mysterious smile on her face.

When Cui Ming heard this, he frowned slightly and was speechless. He thought to himself: Am I the kind of person who can be easily dismissed with rewards? But before he could open his mouth to refute, Lindis uttered two more words leisurely.

"Cheongsam." The voice was not loud, but it struck Cui Ming like an electric current. His eyes widened instantly, and the words that were on the tip of his tongue were swallowed back. Oh... She is indeed my wife. After being with me for so many years, she is really good at judging people and has accurately grasped my preferences.

Although Cui Ming still looked calm on the surface and did not show any special expression, Lindis keenly noticed that Cui Ming had quietly adjusted the power of the shells. His fingers were moving rapidly on the operating table, his eyes were focused, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose slightly.

Humph~ I have it figured out! Lindis thought proudly in her heart. With the memory accumulated from countless reincarnations, Cui Ming had a special liking for her beautiful legs when she wore a cheongsam. It must be said that Cui Ming really had good taste in this regard. At this moment, looking at Cui Ming who was concentrating on adjusting the parameters, Lindis' eyes flashed with a hint of tenderness that was not easily noticed. In this chaotic and dangerous battlefield, this unique interaction between the two of them added a different color to the tense atmosphere.

This kind of life is not bad.
Usually fight monsters or something
Still pretty good.

Of course, I still have to continue collecting my own collection.
Like a monster's head or something.
(End of this chapter)