Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.
Chapter 802 The Brat: I Got a Full House!
Was Cui Ming idle? Of course not. He had no time to waste on a little kid; he was just plotting something else. Looking at Wu Zhi's flustered yet feigned composure, Cui Ming already had a plan in mind—he intended to wait until he found what the kid had hidden, obtained solid evidence, and then hand the kid over to his father so his father could properly discipline this audacious little brat.
After all, only family members can effectively discipline a brat who secretly keeps monsters. No matter how much Lindis and I try to "correct" him, it won't be as effective as a thorough lesson from his own father.
Cui Ming had even begun to imagine Wu Zhi's father's furious reaction upon learning the truth, and how he might even grab a feather duster and personally take action. Just thinking about that scene was satisfying.
Moreover, he was confident that with him watching over things, even if Wu Zhi's father was furious, he wouldn't be able to kill the child. At most, he would teach him a lesson he'd never forget. That way, he could both eliminate the monster threat and give the brat the education he deserved—a win-win situation.
Cui Ming winked at Lindis, signaling her to continue "fishing." Watching Wu Zhi still racking his brains to make up lies, Cui Ming sneered inwardly: "Little brat, wait until your dad gets here, then let's see how you keep up the act."
Lindis cooperated fully with Cui Ming's "fishing" plan, deliberately keeping a straight face and asking Wu Zhi about the exact location of his neighbor's house, making the little guy sweat profusely.
At the same time, she quietly turned on her communicator and whispered to the other team members: "The target area is a residential area. Immediately launch a grid search, focusing on abandoned warehouses and hidden corners to prevent potential dangerous targets from causing trouble." After receiving the order, the team members acted quickly and began a carpet search of the surrounding area.
But it was too late. Motorola Clarence's appetite was simply astonishing; the vegetables Wuzhi had hidden in the cave were quickly devoured by it. Unable to bear the hunger any longer, it secretly slipped out of the cave while Wuzhi was away at home, following the scent of the vegetables to the nearby farmland.
Under the moonlight, Motorola Clarence, which had grown to nearly two meters tall, was frantically munching on the cabbages in the field, the crunching sounds particularly clear in the quiet night. Its body was still expanding at a visible rate, and with each bite of vegetables, the patterns on its body became brighter, crushing the cabbages wherever its four paws trod.
Some farmers heard the noise and came out to investigate. When they saw the enormous creature in the distance, their legs went weak with fear. They scrambled home, locked the door, and immediately called the Metropolitan Police Department: "Hey! Something even scarier than the aliens stealing vegetables is here! A monster is gnawing on my vegetable garden!"
At that moment, a report came through Lindis's communicator: "Abnormal energy reaction detected, located in Farmland No. 3 in the east of the city. The energy intensity is rapidly increasing!" Lindis and Cui Ming exchanged a glance, knowing that their worst fears had come true. Cui Ming patted Wu Zhi, who was still stammering, on the shoulder: "Little brat, no need to ask the neighbors now, I'll take you to see a 'big treasure'."
Before Wu Zhi could say anything more to make amends, Cui Ming grabbed him by the back of his collar and lifted him up like a kitten. Wu Zhi cried out in fright, kicking his arms and legs wildly in the air, but he couldn't break free from Cui Ming's grip.
"Don't move, I'm taking you to see what your 'pet' is up to right now." Cui Ming's tone was emotionless, but his steps were quick as he headed towards the farmland reported by his team. Lindis followed closely behind, feather duster in hand, its tassels gleaming like small lanterns, pointing deep into the farmland. Wu Zhi, suspended in mid-air, was terrified, his face pale. He kept muttering, "Motorcycle won't... it's very well-behaved..." But inside, he was panicking. He could vaguely hear strange chewing sounds coming from afar, along with the screams of farmers, and knew that Motorcycle Claren must have caused trouble.
“Good boy?” Cui Ming sneered and quickened his pace. “A ‘good boy’ who can gnaw the whole vegetable garden bare? I’ll show your dad his son’s good pet later.”
The closer you get to the farmland, the stronger the smell of vegetable juice becomes, along with a strange odor mixed with the scent of earth and monsters. In the distance, the enormous figure wreaking havoc in the vegetable patch under the moonlight becomes clearer and clearer—Motor Clarence has grown to nearly three meters tall, using its thick forelimbs to dig up the vegetable patch and stuff whole cabbages into its mouth, leaving a mess of vegetable patch behind it.
Cui Ming put Wu Zhi down on the ground and pointed at the enormous creature: "Look for yourself, this is the monster you said was very well-behaved." Wu Zhi looked at the almost unrecognizable Motorola Clarion in front of him, then at the destroyed farmland, and was so frightened that tears almost welled up in his eyes. He finally realized how big of a mess he had made.
Motorola was engrossed in eating when it caught a glimpse of Wu Zhi being carried by Cui Ming. The carrot in its mouth fell to the ground with a "thud," and it froze for a moment. It tilted its head and looked at Wu Zhi, then instinctively turned around, its massive body blocking the gnawed vegetable patch behind it.
When Wu Zhi saw the motorcycle turn around, his eyes lit up. He thought the guy still remembered him as its owner and was about to call out to it when Cui Ming saw the motorcycle Claren slightly raise its hind legs and wag its tail restlessly. His heart skipped a beat—this posture was too familiar. He had seen a similar prelude to an attack when he chased the alien who stole vegetables last time!
"Oh no! This guy's about to fart!" Without thinking, Cui Ming scooped up Lindis in a princess carry and ran wildly towards the ridge beside the field. Lindis was stunned by this sudden act of intimacy, and almost dropped the feather duster in her hand.
Wu Zhi stood there, completely bewildered, staring blankly at the Motorcycle Claren, utterly confused as to why Cui Ming had suddenly run away. The next instant, a cloud of yellowish-green gas, carrying a strong smell of rotting vegetables, "poof"ed from the rear of the Motorcycle Claren, spreading towards Wu Zhi like a stink bomb.
By the time Wu Zhi realized what was happening, it was too late. The stench instantly overwhelmed him. He opened his mouth to shout, but instead inhaled a huge waft of stench, coughing so hard he couldn't straighten up. Tears and snot streamed down his face, and he looked like he'd been thrown into a pile of failed fermentation vegetables, even his hair was tainted with an indescribable smell.
Cui Ming carried Lindis a long way before stopping. Turning back, he saw Wu Zhi enveloped in the stench and couldn't help but twitch his lips: "I told you this monster attacks with farts, but this kid wouldn't believe me." Lindis jumped down from his arms, looked at the lingering stench, and frowned in disgust: "This is a bit ridiculous." (End of Chapter)
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