Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Cui Mingzheng was sitting in the multi-functional chair in the equipment room, screwdriver in hand, adjusting the newly modified energy gun components, when suddenly the communicator started beeping urgently. He casually pressed the answer button, and Aragaki's somewhat flustered voice immediately came through: "Report, Captain! There's a drunk causing trouble!"

These words made Cui Ming pause for a moment, and the screwdriver almost slipped from his hand.

He frowned and straightened up: "Vice Captain, please make your words a little clearer. Don't rush, make sure it's clear so that no one is confused later."

He thought it was a drunken disturbance by some citizens near the base, but Aragaki's tone didn't sound like a typical civil dispute.

"Oh! Sorry, Captain, I didn't explain clearly!" Aragaki quickly explained, his voice tinged with a mix of amusement and exasperation. "It's like this, Captain! There's a monster! It seems to be a drunkard! It reeks of alcohol and is currently running around in the city center square, overturning several cars. Mr. Obik has already tried to stop it, but the monster won't listen to reason and is still causing a drunken rampage!"

"..." Cui Ming's lips twitched involuntarily after hearing this. He raised his hand to rub his temples, silently complaining to himself: These days, all sorts of weird things are coming out. Monsters can even get drunk, and when they're drunk, they're causing a ruckus in the city center. I've never seen anything like it.

"I understand." Cui Ming quickly calmed down and gave instructions into the communicator, "Take your men to control the scene, evacuate the surrounding citizens, and cordon off the area to prevent the monster from harming innocent people. Then, go to the logistics department and prepare some alcohol, and put some sleeping pills in it."

"Understood!" Aragaki's voice immediately turned serious, but then a question popped up, "By the way, how much should we use, Captain? What if the dosage isn't enough and it doesn't have any effect?"

Cui Ming thought for a moment, then said decisively, "Release as many as you can! How can you calm a drunkard down without giving him something big?" Gentle methods are definitely not effective against drunkards, especially drunken monsters. It's better to use a "strong medicine" to put him to sleep and avoid any unforeseen complications.

"Yes!" Aragaki readily agreed.

“I’ll be there soon. Remember to have logistics prepare all the liquor. We’ll see if we can destroy it or use it against that guy, depending on the situation.” Cui Ming finished speaking and prepared to hang up.

"Yes! Thank you for your help, Captain." Aragaki's tone was filled with gratitude.

Cui Ming smiled helplessly: "What can I do? I'm the captain."

"Hahaha, what can I do, Captain? You're the strongest fighter!" Aragaki's laughter came through the communicator, sounding somewhat relaxed.

After the call ended, Cui Ming had just put the screwdriver back into the toolbox when he heard soft footsteps behind him. Then, a pair of slender arms wrapped around his waist, and Saeko Busujima, her breath carrying a faint scent of cherry blossoms, whispered in his ear, "Another job?" Cui Ming turned around, looking at the smile in Saeko Busujima's eyes, and shook his head helplessly: "That's right, this time it's a drunken monster. Looks like you can't cut him down—you can't really fight a drunk guy. Besides, once the sleeping pills take effect, you can just subdue him."

Upon hearing this, Saeko Busujima was not disappointed at all; instead, her smile became even gentler. She reached out and straightened Choi's collar, her tone light: "It's alright. There will be plenty of enemies to deal with in the future. You go and take care of business first; I'll wait for you to come back here."

Seeing her composed demeanor, Cui Ming's slight irritation instantly dissipated. He nodded, picked up the helmet from the table, and said, "Let's go." With that, he turned and strode quickly toward the base entrance.

The man who caused this drunken rampage in the city center square was none other than Perón, known as the "Drunken Monster."

Just by looking at its appearance, it exudes an "unusual" aura—its head is typical of a reptile, its scales are dark brown, its round eyes are bloodshot from being drunk, and most striking is the bright red tip of its nose, making it look exactly like a drunkard who has been soaking in a wine jar for years, instantly reminding people of the phrase "addicted to alcohol".

Despite his rugged appearance, Belon is not stupid. He not only has high intelligence, but he can also understand human language and even speak Japanese fluently. He keeps muttering "sake, give me sake" and occasionally throws in a few incoherent complaints, just like a drunkard acting like a scoundrel.

Its capacity for alcohol is as astonishing as its capacity for food; it can quickly absorb 5 tons of alcohol in one go, which is why it's always "begging for drinks" in space. However, Belon also has obvious weaknesses: although its skin can evade Earth's radar detection, its toughness is ridiculously poor, and it will scream in pain if hit by a heat beam; its arms are usually weak, but when it's drunk, it can unleash astonishing strength, easily smashing a small building with a single slap; its massive 29,000-ton body moves entirely on its legs, but because it's always drunk, it always stumbles and staggers when walking, like a roly-poly toy that's about to fall over. Only when it imitates children's songs and dances does its steps become exceptionally light and quick, creating a striking contrast.

The most outrageous thing is that this drunken monster actually knows ninjutsu! The [Toromba Ninjutsu] it has mastered is essentially the ability to teleport – as long as Belon shouts the command "Toromba", thick smoke will rise around its body, and it will disappear into the smoke like a ninja; when it shouts "Toromba" again, it can suddenly reappear from the smoke elsewhere. To put it bluntly, it is a "life-saving skill" used to escape, which also makes it harder to catch when it is drunk and acting crazy.

Actually, Belon itself wasn't malicious. It was a pet monster of the Farui aliens, always traveling the universe with its master. It appeared on Earth this time because it came with the Farui aliens, but as soon as it arrived, it was attracted by human alcohol and secretly ran away to drink. After drinking too much, it started acting crazy, sometimes overturning cars, sometimes yelling at buildings for "alcohol," causing a complete disturbance.

The reason why Obik was dispatched immediately was simply this: if this damned guy continued to cause trouble, it would affect the village he was protecting!

Obik always considered the village his "home," and he was wary of even strangers approaching it, let alone a monster as large as Belon causing trouble in the city center not far from the village. If Belon went out of control while drunk and charged towards the village, or breathed out intense heat and ignited the surrounding forest, the villagers would be in danger.

So, as soon as Obik heard the news of Belon's disturbance, he grabbed his weapon and rushed over. He tried to calm Belon down verbally while attempting to lead it away from the village, but the drunken Belon wouldn't listen. Instead, it became even more agitated because of the obstruction, sparks flying from its mouth, seemingly ready to unleash a torrent of flames at any moment—making the Seth team members who had come to help even more eager to use the " spiked" alcohol to calm the drunken monster down as quickly as possible. (End of Chapter)