If I let you participate in a dating variety show, will you be able to defeat the national goddess?
Chapter 1 Love System Activation
Chapter 1 Love System Activation
Magic City, on the ring road.
A business car with the slogan "Let's fall in love" printed on its body was speeding.
Inside the car, Lin Feng looked out the window and ate potato chips leisurely.
At this time, a girl with delicate makeup took out a bunch of question cards with a smile.
"Teacher Lin, the variety show "Let's Fall in Love" has started live now."
"According to the program's rules, you will randomly draw a card from my hand and answer the questions on it so that the audience and other guests can get to know you. Can we start now?"
Lin Feng nodded. This was part of the process and he had to cooperate.
He didn't say much, just drew a card and unfolded it under the camera.
——"If you were alone in a room with a female guest on the show, what would you do?"
Seeing this question, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately became puzzled.
"This needs to be qualified. Is there a camera?"
"The one upstairs, there are cameras, have you watched less?"
"I don't understand your conversation."
"It's a normal question, why do you make it look like something out of nothing?"
"Just say it's you, would you like it?! Hehe..."
on the screen.
Lin Feng just glanced at the card indifferently, then raised the potato chips in his hand.
Open your mouth slowly:
"What else can we do? Let's eat potato chips together."
This is an answer that no one had ever imagined.
There was a moment of silence in the car, the live broadcast room, and the program crew's studio.
The host certainly knew the trap of this question. After hesitating for a moment, she opened her mouth and said:
“…What if there are no potato chips?”
Lin Feng frowned slightly and said seriously:
"Then let's go buy some potato chips together!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed.
"Hahaha, my friends who took off their pants, put them back on!"
"Is little brother Lin Feng so straightforward? Hahaha."
"I checked online and found out that Lin Feng has no support because he is too straightforward. It seems that he will retire after participating in this celebrity dating variety show."
"Fuck, that's such a shame, right? I've become a fan."
"..."
Inside the car, the host had been defeated by Lin Feng's train of thought, and tried to save his dignity by saying:
"Ha, haha, it seems you like eating potato chips."
"I don't like it, I'm just bored."
As he spoke, Lin Feng picked up a piece of potato chips and put it in his mouth and chewed it.
host:"……"
Seeing the host's somewhat stiff expression, Lin Feng kindly handed the bag over:
"Want a slice?"
"Ah? Thank you..."
The host took a piece for some unknown reason.
For a moment, the only sound in the car was the crisp chewing sound.
Lin Feng carefully savored the flavor of the potato chips, but his thoughts gradually drifted away.
After traveling through time, he became an unknown celebrity who is about to retire.
Having lived two lives, he certainly knew the problem just now was that the program crew wanted to make trouble.
If an artist wants to be famous, he will definitely follow the trend.
However, he has confirmed that this show will be his last before retiring, so it doesn't matter whether he does it or not.
Just let yourself go.
Meanwhile, the host ate several chips before remembering his mission and quickly said:
"Um, Teacher Lin, this part is not over yet, you still need to continue..."
Lin Feng instantly withdrew his thoughts, put down the potato chips, and drew another question card.
——"Excuse me, guest, what is your ideal type?"
Seeing this question, the host smiled again:
"We've got the theme! Teacher Lin, do you like hot little wild cats or gentle little white rabbits?"
Lin Feng closed his mouth just as he was about to answer. After a long while, he said weakly:
"…If conditions permit, I actually want to find someone."
This one sentence made the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. "Hahahaha!! I just want to find someone!"
"Little brother, look at me. I am a human being. I know to run home even when it rains."
"Upstairs, 666!"
"Are everyone's mate selection criteria so realistic now?"
"Hahahaha, what kind of hell joke is this??"
"..."
Inside the car, the host was numb.
She looked at Lin Feng, who had a pure face, took a deep breath to adjust her mood, and then said, "Teacher Lin, the card drawing session is over. Do you have anything you want to ask the program team now?"
Speaking of this, Lin Feng does have a question:
"The show has already started. Can you tell me who the guests are?"
"Like you, I only know there are eight stars. You'll know the details when you get to your destination. There has to be suspense in the show, right?"
The host smiled mischievously, giving the illusion that he had turned the tables.
Lin Feng didn't care at all. He adjusted the back of his seat and looked at her leisurely:
"Then I have no questions. Is there anything else to do? If not, I need to take a nap."
host:"……"
I am so numb, this Lin Feng is simply an interactive black hole! !
Doesn't he know that when participating in a show, he has to fight for more camera time? !
Under the host's resentful gaze, Lin Feng slowly closed his eyes.
The program crew: "..."
Seeing that Lin Feng was really resting with his eyes closed, the live camera cut back to the studio.
"Hello everyone, welcome to the studio, I am the love detective He Jiong, and the people around me are..."
Seeing the camera pointed at him, He Jiong immediately began to take control of the situation.
Next to him sat a group of love detectives including Sa Beining, Yang Mi, and Song Yi.
Let’s Fall in Love is a celebrity dating show.
The Love Detective is the guest responsible for commenting and searching for heart-moving signals in the show.
Looking at the big-name hosts and stars, the audience in the live broadcast room was excited.
"Wow, the Love Detective is such a big name, I'm looking forward to the guests even more!"
"Haha, the program team is still holding a guest guessing contest on Weibo. Are you guys going to participate in the prize-winning guessing contest?"
"No wonder I didn't tell Lin Feng before. The anticipation is firmly aroused."
"..."
Just as He Jiong and the others were joking around and waiting for Lin Feng to arrive at the shooting site.
Lin Feng, who was resting with his eyes closed, suddenly heard an electronic sound in his mind:
[Ding, a qualified host has been detected, and the love system is binding...]
Lin Feng: “???!”
Fortunately, Lin Feng was resting with his eyes closed at this time, so he didn't show any abnormality.
After a while, the system binding was completed and a novice gift package was directly distributed.
It includes singing skills, cooking skills, and Chinese music library.
Lin Feng felt the sudden increase in knowledge in his mind and felt a little overwhelmed for a moment.
Just when he was about to explore the system.
The host's voice rang out:
"Teacher Lin, wake up? We are almost at our destination."
"..."
Lin Feng opened his eyes helplessly.
Then, the host pressed the headset he was wearing, as if he heard a prompt:
"Teacher Lin, before you get off the car, please use a few words to praise the female guests of the program."
After finishing speaking, the host was afraid that the previous dark scene would happen again, so he added quickly:
"This has to do with the female guests' impression of you, so you have to be serious!"
Lin Feng: "..."
It's as if I was not serious before.
However, since others have reminded him, Lin Feng decided to say something nice and cooperate.
After mobilizing the knowledge in his mind, he said seriously:
"Dear female guest, between the color of the moon and the color of snow, you are the third most beautiful; besides the sun, the moon, and the stars, you are the fourth most rare."
(End of this chapter)
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