If I let you participate in a dating variety show, will you be able to defeat the national goddess?
Chapter 201 I feel itchy if I don’t say anything for a moment, but no one is listening!
Chapter 201 I feel itchy if I don’t talk for a moment, but no one listens!
[Who cooks delicious food and who cooks awful food? Isn't it obvious at a glance? ]
[It’s so funny! I’ve always thought Zifeng is a very honest kid. He just keeps silent when he eats! ]
[No one cares about Chef Huang who keeps praising him, but Teacher Lin Feng who keeps criticizing him shows off his style! Brothers, this is what I mean, right? ]
[Perfect summary! Teacher Lin Feng is almost done showing off, but Teacher Huang's dishes are just like they were just served, untouched.]
…………
There is a type of personality called histrionic personality.
What is histrionic personality?
It’s just that when I’m in public or having a meal with a group of people, I feel uncomfortable if I don’t speak or pretend to be cool.
I feel itchy if I don’t talk for a day.
I feel uncomfortable if I don't pretend for an hour.
Obviously, Huang Lei has this kind of histrionic personality.
Seeing everyone eating so fast and not paying any attention to themselves, Huang Lei felt as if he was being scratched by a cat.
It's itchy and uncomfortable.
"Cough cough."
Huang Lei coughed twice and subconsciously wanted to issue an order:
"Everyone, eat first, I'll say a few words..."
But unexpectedly, the next second.
Nini interrupted his spell directly:
"Mr. Huang, please move aside. You are blocking me from picking up the food."
Huang Lei was a little embarrassed. After giving up his seat to Ni Ni, he coughed twice:
"Ahem, well, I want to say..."
Unexpectedly, before he could finish his words, Nini stopped him again:
"Um, Mr. Huang Lei!"
"If you don't eat braised pork ribs, could you please pass me the plate of braised pork ribs..."
Huang Lei: “…”
About twenty minutes later.
The chopsticks in everyone's hands finally slowed down.
I saw that everyone finally slowed down.
Huang Lei finally breathed a sigh of relief:
"it is finally over……"
I feel suffocated if I don't speak for ten minutes.
I feel so uncomfortable if I don't brag for an hour.
Huang Lei looked up and cast his gaze towards the guests who had finished their meal and drinks:
"Let me say a few words!"
"As the old saying goes, all good things must come to an end!"
"Life is just like a banquet. There is always a time for gathering and separation..."
Huang Lei spoke a lot to everyone in a very eloquent manner.
Just like the old cadres in the meeting,
It seems like a lot is said, but in fact it is all empty words and clichés, which make it impossible to find the main point.
Just as he was speaking proudly, as if he was giving a speech to accept an award.
Lin Feng lowered his head and showed off fiercely! !
He didn't care what he said at all. In Lin Feng's life dictionary, there was only one word -
Show off!
Just show off!
I don’t know how long it took.
"Hiccup~"
Lin Feng put down his chopsticks and patted his round belly:
"I am full……"
As soon as I looked up,
By chance, I heard Huang Lei's speech:
"My friends——"
“We must cherish every moment we get together!”
"Because, next time we get together like this,
"Who knows when it will be..."
Just when Huang Lei wanted to express his feelings,
Just when Huang Lei wanted to continue imparting the philosophy of life to everyone,
Lin Feng raised his hand and interrupted his spell with just four clear and sharp words:
"Tomorrow at noon!"
When the four words "tomorrow noon" came out of Lin Feng's mouth,
Everyone simply couldn't hold it anymore.
Teacher He, who was drinking tea, was shocked when he heard Lin Feng's words.
"puff--"
He spat out a mouthful of tea.
"Hahaha!"
Peng Peng also held his stomach and laughed wildly.
"I'm sorry everyone, I have such a shitty sense of humour, I don't want to laugh, but I really can't help it..."
This really confused Huang Lei——
Do you really want to sabotage it like this?
Are you really so disrespectful? Just when Huang Lei was confused, Lin Feng had already stood up:
"Whoever eats slowly will wash the dishes! I'll go first."
I have to go back and continue writing "The Three-Body Problem", Yuhua sends me text messages every now and then.
Lin Feng was fine, but he felt that the other party was going crazy.
Anyway, as the director said, Yearning is a lifestyle variety show. In the show, as long as it does not violate the law or discipline, the guests can just go at their own pace.
At that moment, Lin Feng left without any psychological burden.
Leaving everyone looking at each other in bewilderment.
“Is this leaving now?”
Huang Lei was stunned.
On the side, the other guests looked at each other and quickly grabbed the food. Whoever finished eating last would wash the dishes!
In an instant, the entire atmosphere of the program crew became uncontrollable.
Only Nini followed Lin Feng's steps out of curiosity.
Then she saw Lin Feng opened his laptop and started typing.
"Are you...writing a script?"
Ni Ni has been in the film industry for a long time and has known about Lin Feng's talent as a director. She couldn't help herself:
"If, I mean if, do you think there is a chance for us to cooperate?"
Although she has representative works in hand, Ni Ni also feels a sense of crisis as newcomers in the entertainment industry are better than old ones.
To be honest, she hasn't come across a good script for a long time.
Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room felt jealous.
[By the way, is it too late for me to learn directing now? ? ]
[I can type, is there any goddess who would like to chat with me? ]
[The above, you guys are really bold. Lin Feng is a man who has proven himself with his talent! ]
【…】
The discussions in the live broadcast room had nothing to do with the scene. Lin Feng smiled:
"I don't write scripts, I write novels."
"Novel? What is it about?" Nini was curious.
Lin Feng said succinctly, "Science fiction."
Nini said "oh" and immediately lost interest.
"Then I won't bother you anymore."
After saying that, she politely left the room.
Lin Feng also breathed a sigh of relief. He was afraid that what happened last night would happen again. He couldn't do that in front of so many audiences.
The audience in the live broadcast room were curious.
[Lin Feng writes a novel? ? ]
【It’s still science fiction.】
[Oh my god, I bet 50 cents that he just wrote it for fun.]
[No one will bet with you.]
【…】
When people are extremely focused,
We often ignore the people, things and objects around us.
I didn’t feel the passage of time at all, and I didn’t know how long I had been writing.
I don’t know when I fell asleep last night.
Lin Feng climbed up from the table in a daze.
There was a hint of weariness in his eyes.
"How did I fall asleep here..."
Lin Feng wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and looked out the window.
At this moment, it was foggy outside the window, but I could hear the clear chirping of birds and the scent of grass blowing in the wind.
Lin Feng just felt that all this was so comfortable and beautiful.
Close your eyes and immerse yourself in this quiet and beautiful scenery.
then……
He shuddered.
"It's a bit cold, you need to put on more clothes."
Lin Feng opened the suitcase and pulled out a windbreaker.
After thinking about it, I stuffed a thermal underwear and long johns inside my clothes, which barely controlled my body temperature.
"Hi~"
Lin Feng walked out of the room and stretched:
"Why does your face look like a woman's today——"
"If you say change, it will change..."
Yesterday I just needed to wear long sleeves, but today I just put on thermal underwear and long johns.
Who can stand the temperature dropping by 10 to 20 degrees?
I don't know why the production team chose this place...
(End of this chapter)
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