If I let you participate in a dating variety show, will you be able to defeat the national goddess?
Chapter 208: Ni Ni's defense is broken, you call this love? !
Chapter 208: Ni Ni's defense is broken, you call this love? !
believe? !
Ni Ni was obviously very surprised to get Lin Feng's affirmative answer.
She couldn't wait to ask Lin Feng:
"So what do you think love should be like?"
Lin Feng: "The great Mr. Lu Xun once said--"
"Men, you must be willing to spend money on women."
"If you are not willing to spend money on a woman, then it is definitely not love."
When Lin Feng repeated Mr. Lu Xun's original words to Nini,
In Nini's eyes,
Can't help showing a hint of disappointment?
Define love with money?
Is this... a little too vulgar?
"Money is the most direct indicator of whether a man loves a woman!"
Lin Feng looked at Nini solemnly:
"For example, now, I want to marry you——"
"In order to show that I value you, first of all, I have to give you a gift of 8 million..."
Eight million? !
Even though Nini is a star, even though Nini is very rich,
But when she mentioned the eight million yuan gift, she was also a little surprised:
"Eight million?"
"Isn't this a bit too much?"
But Lin Feng's attitude was very firm:
"Not much, not much at all! You're worth it!"
"Anything less is disrespectful to love!"
Lin Feng took out his cell phone from his pocket and opened the calculator.
Then he started to settle accounts with Nini:
"Dowry, I'll give you eight million!"
"Let's say we live a hundred years, which means we still have seventy years to live."
"Eight million divided by seventy, rounded off, that's equivalent to me giving you one hundred and twenty-six thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven dollars a year."
When he said this, Lin Feng paused for a moment:
"I have to give you one hundred and twenty-six thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven dollars a year."
"And there are 365 days in a year."
"One hundred and twenty-six thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven divided by 365 equals three hundred and five, which means that every day I—"
"I have to give you 350 yuan."
Having said that, Lin Feng put away his phone.
Then he looked at Nini expectantly:
"Well, I'll transfer 350 yuan to you now, and we'll be a couple for a day."
"Let's live together for a day!"
"Before we officially become husband and wife, let's experience the happy life after marriage first."
Ok? !
When hearing Lin Feng's words,
Nini was completely stunned.
What the hell...
Logically speaking, there is indeed nothing wrong with what Lin Feng said.
First of all, I promise to give you a dowry of eight million.
Second, pay in installments.
Even if you live to be a hundred years old, even if you max out your life span—
From now on, there are only 100 years left to live to 70 years old.
Eight million dowry,
Pay in installments over 70 years.
This means that every year, I need to give you 12 yuan!
I will give you 128,000 a year.
And there are 365 days in a year.
Divide 365 into equal parts, which means
I need to give you 350 yuan every day!
I'll give you 350 yuan to buy your love for one day, and you'll live with me for one day.
Is this reasonable?
This is very reasonable!
Logically speaking, there is nothing wrong with this!
So, here comes the question, if you believe in love——
"I'll give you 350 yuan, would you be willing to spend a day with me?"
When trying to understand the meaning of Lin Feng's words,
Nini felt like her cerebellum was about to burn:
"Three hundred and fifty yuan for a day, or for the whole night?"
“Am I being a little too cheap???”
At this time, Teacher He, who had been silent, frowned and thought secretly -
“This looks like a PC???”
Is this a cultured person?
Is this the language organization ability of a cultured person?
If you look at it this way, this intellectual is indeed a bit hard to mess with!
[350, for a day, or for the whole night? ? ? Do you look down on Nini? Be generous, I’ll pay ! ] [Haha, Nini was stunned!!!]
[The policeman said: "This is the first time I've heard this version. Keep going, don't stop."]
[If that's what you mean, 350 yuan a day, divided by 24 hours, is less than 15 yuan an hour. I'll transfer 8 yuan to you first, and the extra yuan is yours. Let me come for half an hour first.]
[Okay, okay, this is how it works, right? Bro, I only need ten minutes, you wanna compete with me?]
[Time is money! I don't even need ten minutes. Can anyone help me calculate how much ten seconds costs?]
[Damn it, upstairs, if anyone is cruel, it must be you. ]
This guy is such a fucking talent!
As a pure and innocent boy, Peng Peng has always been insensitive to these kinds of emotions between men and women.
However, after listening to Lin Feng's narration today——
In an instant, Peng Peng seemed to have been enlightened!
350 bucks to have a day of sweet love? ! ? ? !
Is there such a good thing in this world? !? !?
Peng Peng couldn't contain his excitement at all. He looked up and looked at Nini beside him:
"Sister Ni Ni, I'll transfer three thousand to you, can you accompany me for a day?"
What does it mean to wake up a dreamer with just one word?
This is! !
Nini, who suffered from cerebellar atrophy, reacted immediately.
Isn't this just spending money?
"roll!"
She suddenly became angry and her face turned red.
Looking at Lin Feng walking in front,
The good impression that had just arisen in her mind was instantly wiped out by Lin Feng himself.
The more Ni Ni thought about it, the angrier she got.
He simply took off the coat he was wearing and stuffed it into Lin Feng's hand:
"Give it back!"
Nini's sudden change of attitude made Lin Feng a little confused:
"What's going on?"
However, although he was confused, Lin Feng didn't think too much about it.
He put the coat on himself:
"I'll come back if you want. I'm a little cold."
Walking on the mountain road to Xiaoshitan,
Lin Feng looked down at the map.
I found that I had already walked more than two-thirds of the path.
We should be able to reach Xiaoshitan in another half an hour!
It must be said that the path leading to the Little Stone Pond is indeed very quiet.
In the mountains and forests,
There is no human noise, no city noise.
Yes, just mountains and forests.
Yes, just birds singing.
Sometimes, after living in the city for a long time, it is quite interesting to suddenly return to the countryside and live in seclusion in the quiet and deserted mountains.
Seeing everyone panting and too tired to talk.
Lin Feng was happy with the quietness and whistled to himself.
The sound of Lin Feng's whistle,
Sometimes distant
Sometimes short
Although, the whistle sounds quite nice.
However, if you listen to this whistle too much, a problem may arise -
I want to pee!
Along the way, Lin Feng kept whistling.
Originally, Nini drank too much water in the morning.
In addition, Lin Feng was whistling randomly.
Under the double stimulation,
This made Nini squeeze her legs together.
To be honest, at this moment she——
I'm a little anxious.
But where can we find a toilet in this remote place?
Although it was extremely urgent, Nini was still able to hold it back with her amazing willpower.
She kept paralyzing herself, and kept hypnotizing herself and brainwashing herself in her heart——
"Hold on!"
"Hold on a little longer!"
"Hold on a little longer. Once we get to Little Rock Pond, there will definitely be a restroom."
(End of this chapter)
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