If I let you participate in a dating variety show, will you be able to defeat the national goddess?

Chapter 230 What do you want to do? Yes!

Lin Feng stared straight at the Fairy Sister.

After a long moment of silence,
Then he slowly uttered a sentence from his mouth:

"you……"

I?!
A blush appeared on the Fairy Sister's cheeks.

I was talking about serious matters, why did you veer off into sweet talk?

"Hate……"

But before the fairy sister finished speaking,
Lin Feng's words sent her straight from heaven to hell:

"You have dirt on your face."

Could you please stop breathing so heavily when you speak?

The fairy sister was speechless.

I thought,

This is to tease people, but unexpectedly,

You just do a 180 degree turn for me!?
"If you continue like this, I will regret what I promised you..."

The Fairy Sister was thinking secretly in her heart.

Then, as if sulking, he threw the stick in his hand into the fire pit, "Oh."

She just responded and tried to wipe the stains on her face with her hands.

"Are you okay now?"

Lin Feng raised his head and looked at her seriously: "It's even dirtier."

Me?!
Lin Feng's words almost made Fairy Sister vomit blood.

I saw her wiping her right hand on her clothes, trying to wipe the stains on her face with her right hand.

Unexpectedly, before she could start to wipe her face with her right hand, Lin Feng grabbed her with his left hand.

Then he stretched out his right hand outside the cave and caught some rain water coming in from outside the cave:

"No, you can't see."

"let me help you."

Lin Feng wet his index finger and thumb with rainwater and looked up.

Staring at the Fairy Sister seriously,

Then he reached out and began to wipe her face.

a bit.

One more time.

Another click.

The two were so close to each other.

The Fairy Sister could even feel Lin Feng's breath coming towards her.

How does the saying go?
When two people are of opposite sex and look at each other for more than ten seconds,
Either they want to fight or they want to kiss.

I don't know why,
Wipe and wipe,

The Fairy Sister's face is like an apple, ripe immediately.

"What are you thinking?"

Lin Feng's breath hit the Fairy Sister's face and he said with a wicked smile:

“This is a cave~”

The fairy sister understood immediately, but her reserve made her avoid the question, "What do you want to do?"

"miss you!"

Lin Feng's words were concise and to the point.

There was no firewood before and the Fairy Sister was injured, so he really didn't think about this.

but now……

Sister Shenxian blushed and spat:

"I'm still injured, it's not convenient..."

"How about we just chat for a while?"

Lin Feng was stunned:
"Aren't we just chatting now?"

Topic terminator...

"I'm really defeated by you."

The Fairy Sister was very angry.

"How about I tell you a joke?"

The helpless fairy sister cleared her throat and said, "I'll start first!"

"Once upon a time there was a buck who was walking faster and faster down the road, and then—"

“It just becomes a highway!”

silence.

one second...

Two seconds...

three seconds...

"Uh." Sister Fairy was stunned with embarrassment, and then a smile appeared on her face, "How is it, is it funny?"

Silent for a long time,

Lin Feng then slowly uttered three words: "Hahaha!"

"You should at least fake a smile, right?"

Sister Shenxian was a little upset, "You are smiling but not smiling, you don't even want to pretend?"

"I don't care. Anyway, I've finished telling the joke. Now it's your turn." Lin Feng was stunned:
"Did I promise you?"

Like a little child, the fairy sister started to act out:

"I don't care anyway."

There is really no other way.

Lin Feng also thought about it in his mind, and then organized his words slightly.

I asked the Fairy Sister a question:
"Do you think vampires like spicy food?"

Spicy food?
Lin Feng's question left the Fairy Sister confused.

"You probably don't like it, right?"

Lin Feng then asked: "Why don't you like it?"

"This……"

Sister Fairy thought briefly in her mind, but ultimately could not find the answer, "Why?"

"because--"

Lin Feng stared at the Fairy Sister seriously, "Vampires like blood!"

"blood!"

Sister Shenxian couldn't even believe her ears, "Not spicy?!"

"How can this be translated into Chinese and have homophones?!"

Just when the fairy sister was confused,
Lin Feng immediately asked her the second question:
"A Japanese came to China to see a dentist. Do you know why the dentist and the Japanese got into a fight?"

"why?"

The Fairy Sister responded subconsciously.

"because--"

Lin Feng looked at Sister Fairy seriously:

"The islander and the dentist said..."

"Pull out a tooth!"

When I heard the second answer,
Sister Fairy couldn't hold it anymore:

"No, this can be considered a joke?!"

Facing the Fairy Sister's questioning, Lin Feng seemed unconcerned:

“Why can’t a bad joke be considered a joke?”

"Besides, weren't you the one who played that awkward trick on me first?"

"It's good to play like this, right?"

Sister Fairy thought secretly in her heart, then looked up at Lin Feng:
"Well, since you made the first move, I also have a joke for you to hear."

"Do you know why peerless masters often die in the Sutra Library?"

silence.

one second……

Two seconds...

Three seconds...

Finally, Sister Fairy couldn't help but yelled at Lin Feng:
"Why don't you ask me why?!"

Crosstalk requires a supporting actor, and you want me to be alone here, performing a one-man show?
Tell a one-man show?
What is this?
"If you want to say it, can't you just say it yourself? Why are you asking?"

Lin Feng secretly complained in his heart, but in order to satisfy her desire to perform, he still asked her symbolically, "Why?"

"because--"

The fairy sister paused for a moment:

"Any martial arts master who enters the Sutra Library—"

"They all have a phobia of secret codes!"

"How about it?"

"Are you surprised? Is it funny?"

There was silence.

The silence was so deafening to the Fairy Sister.

"Why didn't you say anything?!"

The Fairy Sister was about to collapse because of Lin Feng’s silence.

Lin Feng looked up, and with a fake smile he slowly uttered four words:

"Hahahaha!"

Sister Fairy almost couldn't hold it back!
Are all unsatisfied men so terrible? !
…………

at the same time.

In the Tengwang Pavilion scenic area, despite the heavy rain, the staff of the scenic area are working overtime!
Director Yan Min handed the Little Rock Pool written by Lin Feng to Song Gaoyi:
"Director Song!"

"This is the article Lin Feng wrote for Xiao Shitan..."

Song Gaoyi was delighted. He read through the whole thing quickly and laughed:
"Okay, okay! First is Xiaoshitan, and then the Tengwang Pavilion!"

"Where's Lin Feng? I want to meet him and talk about the Tengwang Pavilion celebration."

Just when Song Gaoyi was happy,
The director told him a piece of bad news:

"Lin Feng, he got lost in the forest."

lost? !
Song Gaoyi's body shook violently.

"When was it lost?"

"How could Lin Feng lose it?"

(End of this chapter)