If I let you participate in a dating variety show, will you be able to defeat the national goddess?

Chapter 237: Damn it! Lin Feng was taught a lesson by Nini!
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After hearing what Lin Feng said, Nini was stunned.

【If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening. 】

[I found out the way to your house in the morning, and I will beat you to death in the evening!]

Can this thing be translated like this?????
Although Nini didn't speak,

However, through her eyes, you can still tell that she wants to swear:
"I suspect you're kidding me, and I have evidence."

Not caring about Nini's strange gaze,

While driving, Lin Feng slowly explained to Nini:

"To be precise, the so-called Analects are not the rules of the Tao at that time, but the rules set by Confucius for them."

"Do you understand what I'm saying?" Ni Ni shook her head without hesitation:
"I don't know."

"It's okay if you don't understand. Give me two more questions and I'll translate them for you, and we'll look at them together."

Ni Ni immediately picked up her phone and said seriously:
“At thirty, one is independent; at forty, one is free from doubts; at seventy, one can follow what one’s heart desires.”

Lin Feng was very casual:

"At thirty, I am able to stand on my own feet: it takes thirty people to barely make me stand up and fight."

“At forty, I have no doubts: I can beat forty people until they have a lot of question marks on their heads.”

"Seventy and I can do whatever I want: Seventy people can make me fight freely!"

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I fucking????
Nini was completely confused by Lin Feng's actions.

She continued to pick up her phone and asked questions, "Confucius said, a gentleman is not an instrument."

Lin Feng answered so nonchalantly:

“Confucius said: A truly powerful person never bothers to use weapons.”

After Lin Feng answered this question, the two people's style of painting completely changed.

Thus, the following scene appeared:
“The Master said: Wealth and honor gained through unrighteousness are like floating clouds to me.”

“Confucius said: Illegal money is as numerous as floating clouds to me!”

"The Master said: A gentleman loves money, but he gets it in a proper way."

"Confucius said: I like money, so I take your money, which makes perfect sense..."

"The Master said: If a gentleman is not respectful, he will not be respected."

"Confucius said: A gentleman must kill with all his might, otherwise he cannot establish his authority!"

Lin Feng's series of operations,

This completely overturned Nini's worldview. She stared at Lin Feng in shock:

"So you can say that?"

"What do you mean I can say that? This is clearly what Confucius said. Let me tell you..."

Lin Feng patiently and persuadingly.

The so-called "The Analects of Confucius" is actually a homophone of words.

The true scripture written by Confucius should be called Lun Yu!
In Lin Feng's words, Confucius was described as a super strong man who was two meters tall, with muscles all over his body and carrying weapons.

This super strong man traveled around the world with 3000 followers and 72 leaders, telling the princes of all parties -

I convince people with reason!
Package!
I treat you with courtesy, and when I talk to you about reason, you'd better listen obediently.

Otherwise, I will beat you to death!

Among them, Lin Feng also described in detail to Nini the scene of Confucius traveling around the countries and meeting King Qu Boyu of Wei State -

I still remember it was a rainy night.

Confucius had an argument with Qu Boyu of Wei State, so he went straight to the front of the palace.

Confucius took off his clothes, and his muscles bulged. The muscles on his back gradually formed the word "德", and the muscles on his front gradually formed the word "理".

Then, Confucius suddenly drew out his two swords and looked at Qu Boyu of Wei:

"The sword in my left hand is called Virtue."

"The sword in my right hand is called Reason."

"Since you won't listen to my reasonable talk, I'll kill you with the sword of virtue or the sword of reason."

"You have three seconds to choose!"

"Look at me, you bastard!"

When Confucius began the countdown,
This frightened Qu Boyu of Wei State so much that he became terrified.

Qu Boyu of Wei was so frightened that he fell off the dragon throne and immediately apologized to Confucius:

"You are right, everything you said is right!"

"Really sorry……"

At this point, the two sides reconciled their grievances.

This is the origin of Confucianism's belief in winning people over with virtue and reason.

In Lin Feng's description.

[I examine myself three times a day.] was described as——

[No one from three provinces can get close to me in one day. ]

[When three people walk together, there must be one person who can be my teacher.] was described as——

[When three of us travel together, as long as I am one of them, our fighting power is equivalent to that of a division. ]

[The general of an army can be taken away, but the will of a common man cannot be taken away.] was described as:

[I can take the heads of enemy generals from the three armies, and even the common people can't take away my will to fight!]

[Since we are here, we should make the best of it.] was described as——

[Since you are here, let’s bury you here!]

When Ni Ni heard Lin Feng's explanation, she was shocked.

Good guy,
I'm a straight up good guy.

This thing can still be played like this, right?
OK OK...
The left fist represents 'benevolence'!
Right fist means 'courtesy'!
The sword is named '德'!
Wearing a bow is 'reason'!
Conquer people with virtue! Teach people with reason!
This is the principle of both moral integrity and talent.

What kind of convincing people with virtue is this? What kind of "Analects" is this?
After hearing Lin Feng's series of explanations, Ni Ni couldn't hold it anymore:
"Is this even possible?!?!?"

Although Lin Feng's explanation was a bit rough.

But...think about it carefully,
There is some truth to this.

In the turbulent times of war and conflict, bandits, gangsterism, rebellion, and conflicts between countries were frequent.

In that era, if you didn't have any real skills and were just a weak scholar,
I guess you haven't even waited to stand before the monarch of another country,

He was already hacked to death by the bandits who blocked his way.

The reason why Confucius dared to travel around the countries so boldly was that
Moreover, he was able to repeatedly escape unscathed from the conquests and battles among various countries.

You say he doesn't have any real skills? That's impossible!
But...
This is a real skill, yes, but I have to explain it to you like Lin Feng -

Isn’t this a bit exaggerated?!??!
Just when Nini was confused,
The audience who saw this scene in front of the screen had already burst into laughter:

[Does Confucius know about this? If he knew about this, he would have rushed out with a knife in hand, right?]

[The coffin lid couldn't hold it down anymore, Confucius was so angry that he jumped out of the coffin lid!]

[Fuck, I am dying of laughter. I can’t hold back my tears. I should reflect on myself three times a day? So this is what it means?]

[The literary world is in ruins! The rituals and music are ruined! The great calamity of our Confucianism has come just like this!]

[My stomach hurts from laughing. Lin Feng should be the originator of cross-dressing villains???]

"If those old scholars who study Confucianism heard you describe Confucius like this..."

Ni Ni blinked at Lin Feng with deep emotion:
"...Do you think they will tear your hands off?"

How could a refined and easy-going Confucian scholar be described as an extremely strong man holding a sharp blade?
This is so fucking… if anyone comes here and hears this, they won’t be able to bear it, right?
"Heh~" Hearing what Ni Ni said, Lin Feng laughed instantly, and looked at her with contempt:
"Tear me apart?"

"Just those old pedants?"

"You don't really think I don't have some Kung Fu skills."

Walking in the rivers and lakes, going out——

Which scholar doesn't learn a trick from him? A weak scholar who can't even tie a chicken?
That's a plot that only happens in TV dramas, okay?
Although he doesn't have the same tyrannical strength as Confucius,
However, according to Lin Feng's physical fitness after being transformed by Tongzi Ge,
Do you want to work with a bunch of old scholars who are only good at talking?
That's not too easy.

"With my muscles, they still dare to come to me?"

Lin Feng deliberately showed off his biceps:

"If I don't take the initiative to look for them, they should just let it go, okay?"

Um???
Hmmmmmm????
You are a traffic star, but you still have muscles???
Nini couldn't stand Lin Feng's sudden contrast in personality.

"Are your muscles real or fake?"

Ni Ni looked at him with suspicion, "Could it be that he got it from eating protein powder in the gym?"

You can say I'm trash.

But there can be no doubt about my muscles.

Lin Feng deliberately exerted force and arched his biceps:

"Don't believe it? Touch it!"

"Just touch it!"

Nini stretched out her slender fingers and pinched Lin Feng's biceps hard.

Immovable as a mountain. Hard as iron.

These muscles are indeed quite tight.

It's not like the kind that comes from eating protein powder.

“It’s quite informative~”

While pinching Lin Feng's muscles, Ni Ni began to look directly at the man sitting next to her.

Don't say it, you really don't say it.

Speaking of Lin Feng, he is quite handsome and has a unique youthful feel.

This has nothing to do with a person’s age. The most important thing is…
He actually has muscles on his body and a pretty good figure?
She is the type who looks voluptuous when dressed, but looks thin when undressed.

As Ni Ni watched, her thoughts began to drift away, and as soon as she turned her head, her thoughts drifted far, far away...

"I have more than just biceps."

Lin Feng boasted to Nini proudly: "I also have abdominal muscles."

"Don't you know how hard I work to keep my six-pack?"

Oh?
And abdominal muscles?
Hearing Lin Feng's words, Nini's eyes lit up instantly.

In fact, for a girl——

A boy with abdominal muscles is very attractive to a girl.

Of course, this is based on the premise that you are relatively good-looking.

It's not just boys who are lustful.

In fact, girls are also lustful.

It's even more obvious...

Lin Feng's words instantly piqued Nini's interest.

But, this kind of thing.

It must not be too obvious.

Ni Ni tapped the sofa with her fingertips as if nothing had happened, raised her eyebrows, and nonchalantly questioned Lin Feng's words:

"Really? You still have abs?"

"Stop bragging."

How can I accept others' doubts about my body shape?
Being so inspired by Nini,

Lin Feng didn't even think about it, and almost blurted out: "It's true, if you don't believe me, just touch it!"

Hooked!
Nini was secretly delighted but pretended to be indifferent.

Confirmed to Lin Feng:

"You told me to touch it, I didn't mean to."

"Just touch it." Lin Feng answered with great certainty.

"Row."

Ni Ni agreed immediately, then stretched out her slender and white fingers, lifted Lin Feng's clothes, and gently poked Lin Feng's belly.

Hard and firm.

You can tell at first glance that he's a fitness guy who exercises regularly.

"I don't feel good?"

Although she was very happy, Nini still frowned, expressing her dissatisfaction, "That's it?"

"It's just average, not as good as you boast..."

Normal? No?
How can a man say no? Lin Feng suddenly became a little anxious:
"No, you touched it and you're talking nonsense here?"

"Please feel it carefully for me!"

Hey~

That's what I want you to say!
Even though I was secretly happy.

But Nini still frowned:

"You told me to touch it carefully."

"Let me make it clear again, I didn't mean to touch you."

Lin Feng seemed impatient:

"Yes, I told you to touch it."

"Why are you talking so much? Are you annoying? Just touch me if I let you!"

babble~
Nini licked her lips imperceptibly, since you are so generous.

Well, don't blame me for being so polite!
"Then here I come!"

Without any hesitation,

Nini stretched out her right palm, which was as white as a lotus root, and placed it on Lin Feng's belly.

Then, it moved towards Lin Feng's stomach:
"Hmm? It's quite comfortable."

"Don't tell me, it feels good!"

"Hey, hey, he actually has abdominal muscles, and they're pretty hard."

At first, Lin Feng thought it was nothing.

摸!
Touch hard!
Isn't the body meant to be displayed?
But as he touched it, Lin Feng suddenly felt something was wrong.

"... No, where are you touching?"

"No, why are you still going down?"

"No, wait a minute, Nini, stop it!!!"

(End of this chapter)