Douluo: The Road to Invincibility Begins with Bibi Dong

Chapter 422 What just happened?
The red carpet-paved aisle runs through the entire wedding venue. The background wall of the stage is a huge landscape painting. Between the mountains and rivers, clouds and mist are lingering, like a fairyland.

There are couplets hanging on both sides of the landscape background wall. The top couplet reads "The love between mandarin ducks is as deep as the sea" and "The dragon and the phoenix bring auspiciousness and love to the world", and the horizontal couplet reads "A happy marriage for a hundred years" in vigorous and powerful fonts.

There was a long mahogany table on the altar, covered with a red tablecloth. In the center was an exquisite dragon and phoenix candlestick. A pair of red dragon and phoenix candles were burning high, and the candlelight was flickering.

Various Chinese decorations were placed in the wedding venue, such as red screens, fans, lanterns, Chinese knots, etc.

The guests' chairs were all carved from mahogany and neatly arranged on both sides of the red carpet. Each table was covered with a red tablecloth and placed with exquisite Chinese tableware, tea sets, wedding candies and wedding cigarettes.

The vines that covered the entire wedding scene disappeared, and the bodies of Tang San and others were all let down.

Oscar and Dai Mubai had just broken free from the control of the vines when they rushed towards Li Ling aggressively.

Li Ling did not take action, but said calmly: "If you two dare to take another step forward, I will cripple your limbs, kill the teachers of Shrek Academy, and destroy the Xingluo Empire."

The two men paused when they heard this, and the anger on their faces was instantly replaced by an extremely complicated expression, and they didn't dare to take another step forward.

"That's right. On such a happy occasion, why do you have to do something to spoil the mood?"

Li Ling nodded in satisfaction and said with a smile: "I have already helped you guys with the troublesome things like entering the bridal chamber and worshipping in the hall. You grooms should not sit idle and cause gossip."

"How about this, you guys just help greet the guests and toast to them."

Li Ling turned to look at Ah Yin, Xiao Wu and the others, and said with a smile: "Don't just stand there. I have prepared the phoenix crown and bridal robe for you in the room. There is a video tutorial to teach you how to put them on. You can help each other put them on."

"Remember to dress up nicely, otherwise I will kill Tang San and his men, and then I will kill your entire family."

The plot has come to this point, and the protagonists have experienced so many life and death experiences together, so their feelings for each other have become very deep.

It's simply nonsense to expect to drive a wedge between them by just saying some nonsense.

It is more practical to threaten directly.

It doesn’t matter whether they in this world change their minds or not, because they have already conquered the other world anyway.

At worst, I can go to the earlier time point and give them a little better look.

Anyway, with Qian Renxue as the medium, this world can come whenever they want, and there is plenty of time to change their minds.

How could Tang Hao be willing to see Ah Yin marry someone else? He hurriedly said, "Ah Yin, you can't."

"Snapped!"

Li Ling slapped Tang Hao on the face, knocking out several of his teeth.

"Don't force me to hit you on such a happy day. If I hit you too hard, you'll fly away and break my mahogany furniture. Even if I sell your sister Tang Yuehua, you won't be able to pay for it."

Li Ling turned to look at Ah Yin and said calmly: "Go and take care of him. I hope to see him greet and toast guests with Tang San and the others later."

Ah Yin showed a look of struggle, was silent for a long time, and then hummed lightly.

The lives of her husband and son are in the hands of others. Does she have any choice?

Li Ling reached out and pinched her butt with satisfaction, then walked towards the guest seats with a big laugh.

"Everyone comes to the wedding and eats the banquet, it's not good not to give money. Although I don't mind this little money, this ceremony still needs to be held. Everyone can give a little, as long as the meaning is shown."

Li Ling walked among the guests with a smile, collecting money from each of them.

Just as he said, the amount doesn't matter, he doesn't need that little money.

But other people collect gift money at their weddings, so if he doesn’t, it would be so embarrassing and shameful.

Today, these people have witnessed Li Ling's madness, so how dare they not give in?

Everyone who was found by Li Ling took out some gold soul coins and handed them to Li Ling.

"Where are the auspicious words? Why are there no auspicious words? Shouldn't you wish me a happy wedding?"

Li Ling took the money from the God of Food and frowned slightly: "You didn't even say a word of good luck, you made me look like a beggar. What, do you look down on me?"

The God of Cookery twitched his lips and said with a wry smile: "No, no, how could I look down on you? I haven't had the chance to say it yet. I wish you a happy wedding." When Li Ling heard this, his expression finally eased.

"That's right. As the host, I am warm to you guests, so you should be polite as well. Only in this way can we live in harmony."

He smiled and patted the God of Food on the shoulder, looking at the Nine-Colored Goddess beside the God of Food, with a flash of surprise in his eyes.

The tall figure is mature and plump, with a protruding chest and a curved back, a majestic and full chest, a slender waist, round and firm buttocks, and long and beautiful legs that are plump and straight. There is a mature and intoxicating charm in her eyes.

"Is this your wife?"

Li Ling showed a surprised look on his face and exclaimed: "Sister-in-law, you have a really good figure. I'm determined to be your brother."

"By the way, since you don't have much to do in the God Realm anyway, why not stay for a few more days?"

"After the wedding, I will cultivate my relationship with my sister-in-law."

The Nine-Colored Goddess's expression changed slightly, and the God of Food's smile froze, and he quickly said, "No, we have something else to do, God Realm..."

"Alright, alright, it's settled." Li Ling interrupted him without giving him a chance to finish.

Li Ling gently patted the God of Food's shoulder and said with a smile: "Since we are brothers, I won't be so formal with you. I'll just say it straight. I think your sister-in-law is pretty good. Lend it to me for two days."

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“Brother, if you still have something to do in the God Realm, you might as well go back first and leave your sister-in-law behind.”

"But even if you want to go back, there's no need to rush. At least you should finish today's meal and leave tomorrow."

"Otherwise, you are not giving me face and think that the feast I prepared is not to your liking."

"Others would gossip when they see me, saying that I can't even keep guests at the banquet, and that I must be too stingy and don't want to give my guests good food."

Before the God of Food could say anything, the Nine-Colored Goddess could no longer bear it. She said in a cold voice, "You are too arrogant. We are gods."

Li Ling smiled, and his eyes unscrupulously swept over her mature and plump attractive curves. He turned his head and pointed at Ah Yin who was talking to Tang Hao, and said to the Nine-Colored Goddess:

"Sister-in-law, if you have nothing to do right now, why don't you go and help Ah Yin and the others dress up, and ask Ah Yin about me while you're at it."

"Since I came here till now, have you seen me do anything to Yin?"

"But why does she seem to be afraid of me?"

"You don't think that a hundred thousand year old soul beast that would sacrifice itself for its beloved would be a soul beast that is afraid of death."

"Or do you think she's just afraid that I'll kill Tang Hao and Tang San?"

"I don't need to tell you who I am."

"I'm going to say something that may be beyond your understanding and difficult for you to understand."

"That's what you call rampant. It's only because you can't understand existence outside of your own cognition that you misunderstand me and think I'm rampant."

"In fact, every word I said that you thought was outrageous was just a calm statement of a fact to you. It was to inform you, not to ask for your opinion."

"No one in this world can stop me from doing what I want to do. Even if you blow yourself up in front of me, it still won't change anything."

"Without my permission, you can't die even if you want to."

“It’s like this”

Li Ling gently patted the God of Cookery on the shoulder.

With a bang, the God of Cookery's body instantly exploded into a ball of blood mist.

The Nine-Colored Goddess's face suddenly changed, and she exclaimed, "Old."

However, before she could utter the word "husband", the blood-colored mist condensed into the shape of the God of Cookery again, as if nothing had happened just now.

The God of Cookery looked confused: "What happened just now?"

(End of this chapter)