Joy of Life: I, a man, became the Queen of Northern Qi?

Chapter 115: Glutton.

The empress dowager, who was as soft as mud, woke up slowly beside him. She stared at the ceiling blankly, and her whole body was so exhausted that she couldn't come back to her senses for a long time.

There were red marks all over her fair skin, and the water stains on her body, like after being washed by rain, made her want to get up and take a shower, but just as she was about to move, she felt a burning pain in her buttocks.

After a long while, the Queen Mother supported herself on the bed and slowly sat up. She did not do much to cover her exposed body. She frowned and said in a slightly hoarse voice, "It's all your fault. Maybe you can't leave the palace today."

Even in this state, the Queen Mother still possesses a charm and allure that commands respect.

Even the slightly reproachful tone sounded like a little woman acting coquettishly, full of joy.

"Hold still, let me take a closer look."

At this moment, Li An was not much better than the Queen Mother, but he still put his hands on the latter's shoulders to hold her still and observed her carefully.

"Hmm~" Li An nodded and said, "Sure enough, the acne marks have disappeared a lot!"

"really?"

Without looking in the mirror, the Queen Mother wiped her cheek unconsciously and became happy.

"nature!"

"I've said it before, this recipe is very effective!" This involves advanced knowledge such as endocrinology, which Li Ang cannot explain clearly, but it does not stop him from doing so.

Look, the effect is remarkable!
Sure enough, men are the greatest beauty products for women!
"That's good." After a slight smile, the Queen Mother opened her mouth, wanting Li An to stay with her for the night, as Li An would be going to Qingshan afterwards, and it would be a long time before they could see each other.

However, she held the words back when they were about to come out of her mouth. A woman should still be reserved!

'This is to clear up the acne marks as soon as possible, not for anything else! '

At this time, neither of them mentioned eight times a month, after all, the number had already exceeded that.
"It's almost dawn now. Don't let Doudou find out anything wrong. There's nothing else to do. You'd better go back quickly!" The queen mother smiled, as if she had regained her former confidence, and began to drive people away.

No, where did that poor little thing go last night? It's only been a few hours.
Li An was stunned when he heard this and took a deep breath. His mouth was open but he still stopped the words that were about to come out of his mouth. It was obvious that he was speechless.

Sure enough, once a woman gets a man and plays with his body, she will abandon him like a worn-out shoe! You must know that the easier it is to get something, the less you will cherish it, and the one you can't get will always be in turmoil!

How many days have you only eaten full meals? Are you already full?
Seeing the Queen Mother gritting her teeth and trying to get up, Li An hurried forward and grabbed her and rubbed her, saying, "Sister, be careful, this couch is too high."

"Virtue." The Queen Mother's voice became much softer.

The two men walked into the back room and after quickly washing up, Li An left Shoukang Palace.

"Alas, this phoenix robe is good in every way, but the color is too festive, isn't it? It makes me feel like I'm attending a wedding ceremony every day!" Li An looked at the bright red dress on his body and thought to himself that it was a good thing that it was not pink.

Actually, pink is not a bad choice
But it will definitely not work if it gets out!

Of course, the queen's daily clothes are not just this color. On the way back to Yong'an Palace with his thoughts in mind, Li An opened the system as usual.
In just a moment, a large amount of information came out:
[Ding! Collect emotion points. Experience points +1, +1, +1]

[Experience value: 14/10]

[The entry for the intermediate three corpses is permanently fixed]

[Reward calculation in progress]

[The entry for the intermediate three corpses is permanently fixed! Three universal detoxification pills are awarded (to be claimed)]

[Advanced entry: Advanced Three Corpses]

【.Everyone has three opportunities to collect emotions】

[Experience value: 4/100]

[Remaining update time for the entry: 27 days and 23 hours]

Huh?
Could it be that Judge Iron worked the night shift again yesterday?

This is definitely a beast of burden! Am I really that diligent?
Not caring about the courtiers who would inevitably break into the palace again today, Li An just wanted to find a quiet and safe place to separate the second of the Three Corpses!

Instead of heading back to Yong'an Palace, Li An changed direction and went to the side hall where Jiang Yannian was recuperating.

Walking along the eaves like the wind, passing many palace maids and eunuchs who had woken up early, Li An silently recited in his heart as soon as he entered the side hall:

"receive!"

The antidote pills were obtained, and shadows began to appear on his body.

The same kind of peeling feeling that went straight into the soul came. Li An ignored Jiang Yannian who was lying on the low couch with his eyes wide open. He flashed and with a finger, the other party went back to sleep.

Immediately, as soon as Li An sat cross-legged on the cushion, he felt his body sway.

The strange feeling comes again!
This time, Ang Lee could clearly feel that a certain desire of his own had been stripped away - justice is a very general concept that can be attributed to one's own good intentions, but this time it was a mixture of three corpses of various desires!
A shadow slowly emerged in front of him, and in a few breaths, it broke free from inside. After the initial transformation, it took on the appearance of a middle-aged man with a big belly. The most important thing was that this middle-aged man was very handsome!

It is extremely inconsistent with his body shape, as if it was randomly put together, very sloppy!

"Brother, who are you?"

It can be said that:

"The chef skillfully prepares the three delicious flavors and his expert hands blend the five flavors."

"What a pity that my heart is so empty, I look at my lonely hometown with my eyes wide open."

The middle-aged man seemed very polite, but also had a cowardly look. His lips moved nervously, and after reading the preface in its entirety, he stammered in answer to Li Ang's question. His voice was trembling, and he could hardly speak in tune:

"Hello, my Lord! I am a small glutton. I am very polite to you."

The glutton carefully glanced at Li An who was in a daze. When he got no response from the other party, he didn't even straighten his back and just waited silently.

It seems like he is competing with Ang Lee in patience
"Uh, sorry, are you my desire?" The two of them came closer and looked at each other. Apart from the similar eyes and pupils, there was no similarity between them, whether in face or body shape.

"My Lord, I see clearly! If you can calm down and savor it carefully, you will know what is missing."

It is not accurate to say that there is a lack of desire. It should be said that many desires have faded a lot:
Greed, appetite, desire to win, desire to survive, and even sexual desire.
It is also mixed with curiosity, fear, hatred, sociality, and even a sense of honor.
Finally, the biggest characteristic that is dominated by the outside world is the desire for delicious food!

Can the three corpses manifested by a person's desires really be so abstract?
".Can you return to your true self?" Li An murmured with dull eyes.

You can take the rest!

Can you return your sexual desire? Urgent!
"I'm afraid that won't work." Taotie was so anxious that he almost knelt down. He emphasized, "These things haven't disappeared, they've just faded. Maybe... using some medicine will work!"

"As for returning to my true self, sir, I can only do that after you fix the 'Advanced Three Corpses' entry."

"I'm strong and don't need medicine!"

After Li An emphasized this, he suddenly said in a deep voice: "Quickly kill yourself and return to your true self! I'm not kidding! Immediately!"

"Isn't this embarrassing for me?"

The Taotie guest smiled awkwardly and said, "My Lord Benwo, will you commit suicide?"

Seeing Li An shaking his head mechanically, he became confident, "Isn't that it? I am you, and I have the same idea. I can never commit suicide. I am afraid of the pain."

"Besides, I can also take this opportunity to take care of my body. You know, if you don't know the value of energy when you are young, you will shed tears in vain when you miss it when you are old!"

"So I have to thank you for this?" Li An's face showed a look of silent mourning rather than despair.

After a long while, he looked up and asked, "So what do you know?"

"The little one knows how to eat!"

very good!

shit!

"I can do it, too." Li An already had a weapon in his hand. He said gently with a fake smile on his face, "My technique is fast and professional. It won't hurt. Just bear with it."

"You can't do that, my Lord!"

With a sliding tackle, the Taotie hugged Li An's thigh. He shouted, but his eyes rolled and he said, "My Lord, please understand! In fact, I know a lot more!"

"I know everything you know, and even if you don't know, I will find a way to learn it!"

"I will never be a burden to you, my Lord!"

Perhaps he understood all of Li An's needs at the moment, and looking at the sharp blade that was already at his neck, he shouted, "Fight! I can lead the troops to fight!"

"Are you bluffing me?"

Li An sneered. He knew his own capabilities very well. He couldn't even play Gobang better than others, so how could he lead troops to fight?

Take a shower and go to sleep!

"It can really work!" The Taotie guest's voice was not very confident.

Even at the end, he still emphasized:
"Actually, using some aphrodisiacs can also help."

(End of this chapter)