Joy of Life: I, a man, became the Queen of Northern Qi?

Chapter 133: Storyteller, sad Spring and Autumn Period.

Young people are so impulsive and willful!
The two of them seemed to have their own rationality, yet they were so confused and mixed together. They said that they would still call each other sisters, but what they did was an affair between husband and wife.
The combination of Yin and Yang is the way of heaven, and those who follow the way of heaven are worthy of being the ones who understand the will of heaven: The dinner that was originally prepared for the arrival of Empress Defei at Qingshan was carried out in full swing because Empress Defei was unable to show up.

Not only the disciples who eat in the hall, but also the soldiers on guard duty at the foot of the mountain must be given a portion of food.
During this time, Mu Peng originally planned to go to Jingya Palace to call out, although Concubine De is a master with a weird personality, the little junior sister still has to eat!
Unexpectedly, the master who had always been indifferent to worldly affairs stopped me and said that he had other plans and asked me not to care about the affairs of Jingya Palace.
After dinner, Mu Peng was called by Ku He, along with Ruan Yu and Xu Chu.
In name, the old man wanted to understand the current situation in Northern Qi, and he inquired about every matter, big or small, in detail. In short, the three of them did not leave Ku He's retreat until the early morning of the next day.

Time moves forward.

The battle in the room lasted from dusk to early morning, and white fog rose outside.

Qingshan is such a great place.

Full of memories.

Li An never expected that Haitang would be so bold and reckless!
"You're not following the rules!" Li An gritted his teeth.

"Whose rules are these? This is my sister's home, where I grew up. If there are any rules, how could I not know them? Here, I am the rule!" Haitang Duoduo sneered, looking down at Li An and said, "Didn't someone say he would make me cry? How come his body is not much stronger than mine!"

Physical Strength
System, I ** you **!

As the saying goes, there are no fields that can be plowed to death, only cows that can be worked to death. This not only refers to the gap between men and women, but also explains the essential differences between men and women in the harmony of yin and yang.

Some people may not believe that even if the two people have the same physique, it is always the man who is defeated first, but Haitang Duoduo has practiced martial arts for many years and has a strong will. She is treating Li Ang as an enemy!
Not to mention that she was extremely happy and excited today, as if she had no chance of next meal. She just wanted to make a full profit at once, so she was trying hard to torment Li Ang and seemed very difficult to deal with!
"I was very polite before, and I was also saving face for you!" After all, this is a Tianyi temple, and Li An was also worried that the noise would be too loud, which would cause trouble. He kept talking, but in his hand, he pinched a Ten-Ingredient Pill and threw it into his mouth, chewing it hard, "I was considerate and respectful to my sister, but I didn't expect that people would see clearly that you forced me to do this."

"I'm going to exert my strength now. Give my sister a chance to admit defeat. It's not shameful! Think about it and answer me."

Haitang Duoduo felt an inexplicable chill in her heart. She had sensed something was wrong, but she still showed off her smile and responded provocatively, "My dear sister, I really want to cry freely, but that may be difficult. Don't be too stubborn! After all."

She put her mouth close to Li An's ear and whispered: "Dou Dou and I are different. I just want to possess my sister!"

What a monster!
Do you dare to underestimate our Li’s magic weapon?
"I'm afraid you can't afford it!"

Watching the healthy and powerful dark-skinned girl from a close distance, Li An began to move. With a serious expression, even his breathing had a unique rhythm. Amidst the laughter and scolding, he understood the other party's thoughts.

When Li An was looking at Haitang Duoduo, the other party was also looking at him seriously.

All women in the world are the same, no matter how different they are on the outside, but at this time, they are all gentle inside, tender as water, harmonious, integrated, courageous, daring, and do whatever they want.
At this moment, Haitang Duoduo is like a young lady who has just fallen in love, gently exploring everything about her lover. The two of them temporarily forget their identities and cultivation, throw away everything in the world, and become carried away.

The sound in the hall gradually grew louder, as if Haitang was venting on purpose. Until Li An took the initiative to kiss her, blocking the source of the sound.

At dawn, the beauty left, leaving only one sentence: I will come again at three o'clock tonight.

With the water stains all over the hall (Haitang cried, which was considered a defeat), Li An was left alone, feeling very proud.
Without the cigarette after sex, I always feel that there is a link missing and it is not perfect, which is a pity. (Smoking is harmful to health, children should not learn it)
He exerted force in his palms and used his true Qi to induce vomiting. The window used to block the propagation of sound opened wide, blowing the scent of pomegranate flowers into the house. It is worth noting that this sound-blocking effect!
Li An could already imagine what expression Ku He would have after he got out.

He gently condemned himself in his heart. Others said he was sending a disciple away, but this was not the way to do it. He just wanted to keep his status as a grandmaster secret. How could he keep it secret even on the couch?

Little did he know, he had inadvertently revealed the truth - Ku He was truly a genius in every aspect!
The illusion on his body reappeared. This time, Li An did not control it. After a long time, enduring the feeling of being pulled away, a figure slowly took shape, standing on the open space outside the couch. He slowly bowed and saluted, chanting:
"The whole article is stained with tears, and the eternal hatred makes it difficult to sleep."

"I wish to put down my pen, leaving only a sigh, a sad body far away, and the words of sorrow turning into smoke."

"Bei Chunqiu greets me, my lord!" The storyteller looked at Li An's embarrassed appearance and sighed:
“Poor thing~”

Hearing this, Li An was in a state of dismay, thinking to himself, am I always so annoying? He did not forget to pull the quilt up to cover his breathable body.
He secretly thought that his three corpses were all very impressive, but he himself seemed to be a head shorter than them, which was really uncomfortable!

All kinds of characteristics were instantly added, Li An's mind raced, and he snorted coldly:

"A bright crescent moon rises from the sea, and the river flows in autumn for thousands of miles."

"The White Cloud Gate is silent, the distant mountains face each other, the lone wild goose is broken-winged, who dares to claim the throne?"

"Chunqiu, An is here to greet you!" After saying this, Li An just looked at the other person silently, as if observing the other person's expression.

Sure enough, perhaps the storyteller did not expect the master to play this trick, and he could not help but frown and could not utter a word for a long time.
"My lord, from now on we are one and forever bound together. When necessary, we can also take Spring and Autumn into our bodies. Why should we be so formal and compete with our own emotions for strength?" Now that the high-level Three Corpses have been fixed and perfect, there is nothing wrong with it except that their own strength needs to be improved by collecting emotions.

Taking advantage of the rising daylight, the storyteller looked at Li An and said, "I am not a very wise person, but I can understand your thoughts. I am going to set off for Dongyi City. I hope you can prepare some money for my travel expenses."

Bei Chunqiu didn't plan to do anything, nor did he have any grand plans. He just wanted to go to Dongyi City, where merchants from all over the world gathered, and open a teahouse to tell stories. This was more straightforward and less troublesome than the Iron Judge and the Taotie Guest.

Without any nonsense, the five hundred thousand taels of silver notes were already in his arms. He bowed again and was about to go down the mountain and leave.

Li An's voice came at the right time, "The Iron Judge took away my positive feelings and did something that made me angry; the glutton was also the manifestation of my greed, liking different flavors; and you, my friend."

“You are the real me.”

(End of this chapter)