Joy of Life: I, a man, became the Queen of Northern Qi?

Chapter 146 I want to see my sister’s warm-up methods.

"My son will pay attention."

Uesugi Po understood the implication of his adoptive father's words and made up his mind to behave himself for the next few days so as not to give Queen An any chance to cause trouble for his adoptive father.

Shangshanhu nodded gently. After listening to his adopted son's words, he felt relieved to see that he could grow up under such circumstances. He replied softly, "Don't worry too much. I am still here, and I will take care of all these messy matters. But you should also be more careful and don't learn the banditry of those ruffians in the army who only seek temporary pleasure and success!"

"Thank you very much for the general's advice!" Uesugi Po was deeply moved when he heard this, but his tone was also a little panicked.

Looking to the side, the sun outside was slowly setting. Shangshan Hu put on the shoulder armor on his left arm, and after preparing himself vigorously, he said in a deep voice: "Noon is approaching, go and check if the food is ready. If there is nothing else, go and invite the Imperial Master and the Queen!"

"I will obey my orders."

With a fist salute, Uesugi Po, full of military style, did not stop but turned and left.

Thus, Uesugi Tora was the only one left in the big tent.
The relaxed expression disappeared, replaced by a heavier feeling than ever before: How could the mother of a country come to the front line? And with the consent of the national teacher, could it be that she has already made plans to negotiate with Nanqing on behalf of the royal family after the war?

Although the members of the Northern Qi Zhan family have died, it is not the Queen's turn to attend the negotiations in person, right? Even if it is to warn me and lead the post-war negotiations, there is still a long time. I can wait until the war is over and there is no danger before coming. This is the question, and it is the most critical point today!
Before figuring out all of this, Uesugi Tora couldn't think of a way out of the situation and could only prepare a retreat.

"Today, when I grabbed Ruan Yu's hand, I used my aura to pressure Queen An for a moment, but she was unmoved as if it was a breeze! You have to know that I don't know how many lives I have in my hands. There is bloody murderous intent in my aura. Although it only lasts for a short time, ordinary warriors will have their hearts beating like drums when facing it. Even high-level warriors will lose their composure and reveal their flaws."

'This Queen An can be so calm, her cultivation is probably unimaginable!'

As soon as his mind moved, the four words "ninth-grade cultivation" appeared in his mind.

"Li An'er," Shang Shanhu's voice became solemn, and he muttered silently, "It seems that it is time to write a letter back to Chen Pingping."

On the other side, Li An and Haitang Duoduo walked into a relatively clean tent and took a short rest.

There are no female relatives in the army, unlike elsewhere.

Li An came as the queen, which was the first time in the military camp. Therefore, no one treated her as an ordinary female relative, but only recognized her as an angel in the court, a noble person.

Inside the tent, the two were silent for a short while before Haitang Duoduo broke the silence first.

"You want to kill Uesugi Tora?" Haitang Duoduo spoke softly after she had tidied her bedding and packed her belongings, as if this was the imperial palace and Li An had just woken up.

"Why do you say that?"

Li An waved his hand, motioning Haitang to sit next to him. He was not surprised or shocked, but smiled and said, "The war is only in the middle stage now. Have you ever heard of killing the commander in chief before the battle?"

Originally he wanted Haitang Duoduo to come closer so that they could talk, but unexpectedly, she walked straight over quickly and sat down on Li An's thigh. The strong impact and elasticity almost made Li An fall on his back on the bed.

Haitang Duoduo chuckled. She was bold in love and hate, and acted cleanly and efficiently. She nimbly stretched out her hand to hold Li An's neck, avoiding an embarrassing incident (although Li An, who had the cultivation level of a grandmaster, was able to adjust quickly).

"You know I'm not talking about now."

After saying that, she deliberately hesitated for a while, wanting to see some jokes about Ang Lee.

As a result, the situation changed abruptly, and the two men confronted each other. The allusion of spear and shield was very appropriate to use at this time, and it was really a matter of one move affecting the whole body.

Suddenly, Li An moved, and said that the best defense is offense!

Taking advantage of Haitang's arms already wrapped around his neck, Li An attacked from top to bottom. In just a short moment, Haitang Duoduo was defeated and gasped.
However, the enemy was also tenacious. They would not surrender even under such adverse circumstances. The war situation was about to escalate. Unexpectedly, Haitang Duoduo, who was in a weak position, had ulterior motives. She scratched Li An's back and changed the subject, threatening: "If you want to take advantage of me, then come on! We're about to have dinner soon. I think this is enough time for you to show your abilities, haha!"

nonsense!

This is absolute nonsense!

defamation!

She slandered me! She slandered me~~
I'm very durable, okay!
"What a good move! Advance to retreat!"

Li An released his hand that was attacking the Saint, and rubbed his swollen brows. He wanted to interrupt his rising desire, but he smelled the fragrance of milk on his hands. Then, to cover up his embarrassment, he said viciously: "Sister, you know that this little time is only enough for me to warm up, so you feel confident and bold to tease me. Are you really relying on me not daring to declare it in broad daylight?"

Looking at Haitang Duoduo's aggressive and sharp-tongued appearance, doesn't she know that there are ways to play in a short period of time?
"That's outrageous!"

I dare not think about it too much. (I hope it can pass the review)
“It seems that my sister still has many tricks that she has not used yet. I wonder if you learned all these tricks from His Majesty? When we return to the palace, I, your sister, must ask Doudou carefully to learn from her!” Haitang Duoduo was inexplicably happy to see Li An in pain. Although her face was already red at this time, she still laughed with her hands covering her mouth: “Hehehe.”

Upon hearing this, Li Ang broke out in a cold sweat. Do you believe me when I say I am self-taught?
Seeing that the other party was becoming more and more arrogant, the war that had just stopped for a while reignited. This time, no one would care about Haitang Duoduo's begging for mercy!
After a while, with the dual blessing of Li An's characteristics of "glib tongue" and "nimble fingers", the battle situation achieved a staged victory from both the upper and lower sides! Haitang Duoduo's body stiffened, and after a light exclamation that she couldn't stop even with clenched teeth, she lay in Li An's arms with a dying look on her face.
It really is: just kick your calves and live in peace with the world!

The world is in decline!

The rituals are ruined and the music is ruined!

This is an era of ritual collapse and music deterioration! (Note: Rituals collapse and music deteriorates because the issue of the bride price has collapsed and people are overjoyed!)

At this moment, looking at her good sister's eyes that seemed to want to devour someone, and feeling her heavy breathing on her cheeks, Haitang Duoduo was afraid that he would not come, and also afraid that he would do something reckless!

"How is it? Will you ask Doudou again when you see him after you go back?"

"No more questions! No more questions!"

"What about now? Are you coming or not?"

"Not coming! Not coming!"

Seeing Li An's smug expression, Haitang Duoduo chuckled: "Hehe, I didn't scare you just now!"

She patted Li An's chest gently, with a look of reproach on her face, and thought to herself that she had to change clothes again.

Just as she was about to get up, the latter held her waist tightly. She had no choice but to follow his actions and stopped resisting.

"Speaking of which, little sister hasn't even answered my question at the beginning! You just know how to play tricks on me!"

Weren't you the one who played with fire first? You woman who played with fire!

"Sister, are you talking about Uesugi Tora?"

The timing was indeed not right, so Li An had no choice but to make a decision that went against his ancestors' wishes - to be Liu Xiahui for once. "At first, I did want to get rid of Shang Shanhu afterwards, but now that I have already spread the word, I will give him a chance, and I will do what I say! If he knows what's good for him, he will follow the emperor's orders and obey us in the future wars. But if he wants to play some tricks, then you can't blame me for being ruthless!"

"and many more!"

Haitang Duoduo cried out softly, twisting her body as if in pain, "Sister, do you like to pinch your thighs whenever you have something on your mind?"

"Yes, how did you know?"

Li An was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Doudou doesn't even know about this."

"Feel it carefully. Are you pinching your own thigh?!"

Ok?
When Ang Lee lowered his head, he saw that his palm, which had already kneaded and deformed Haitang Duoduo's plump and firm thighs, was still moving randomly, as if it had a mind of its own. It was not his fault, it must be the fault of his 'multitasking' trait!
"Hahaha! Sorry, sorry, it's my fault." There was not a trace of intelligence in her hearty laughter.

The main thing is that the atmosphere is right, it's understandable.

Somehow, although Haitang Duoduo felt pain, she also felt a little comfortable from it. She couldn't even talk about business anymore. She raised her neck and asked curiously, "What are the warm-up methods that my sister mentioned earlier?"

Ok?
Something's wrong with you!
I am wearing a bright red phoenix robe today. If you squeeze me dry and play with me to death and turn me into a ghost, that would be really dangerous!
Having such a beautiful woman is really frustrating!

"Sister, do you really want to know?"

"Yes, it doesn't really matter whether you want it or not, I just want to broaden my horizons."

"Oh!"

"what?"

"Oh!"

"what?"

"Lady, let's make a deal first. If I don't shout, you are not allowed to shout either! And you are not allowed to bite! Got it?"

Haitang Duoduo had a dazed look on her face, she was like an illiterate. She could clearly read and understand the words, but she just felt something was weird. She really became a husband's daughter!
Time is short, every second counts!
Li An's actions were divided, just like Louis XVI!
Haitang Duoduo's pink face was about to drip with water. As she moved, she raised her head and gave Li An a blank look: "Let's say Sister An'er is a sex-hungry ghost and a wolf king. She can't be a good person if she can do so many tricks! In the beginning, Doudou, how did you carefully select this person from the vast sea of ​​people and bring him into the East Palace?"

Poor~
Perhaps she was lamenting His Majesty's experience, or regretting her own misfortune, Haitang Duoduo felt a sourness in her jaw and some difficulty.

The three-inch nail is a Tai Sui lock, and the three-foot body is a man in the world of the living. She felt that she was a little angry.

"It was my sister An'er who forced me to do this. I didn't want to do it myself."

'I don't know if Doudou has served An'er in the same way before. If she does the same, then it shouldn't be a big deal for me to do the same, right?'

"Perhaps, this is normal behavior between husband and wife."

"If I don't even know how to do these things, how can I help Doudou?"

After a round of verbal sparring.

When Li An felt that the pass was about to be breached by the enemy and was about to open the sluice gates to release floodwater for a water attack, he heard a noise outside.

Along with the sound of the heavy armor plates colliding, Tan Wu's voice, though not loud, came out: "Your Majesty, the meal is ready. Please follow me to eat."

"roll!!!"

Tan Wu, right? Where's my knife?
He was almost scared to the point of losing his masculinity, but now the pleasure has faded and half of the previous efforts have become useless. The most important thing is that Haitang's hand pinching his thigh is so strong!

Outside the tent, Tan Wu shuddered and looked puzzled.

What's going on? Is this?
Hearing the queen's voice as if she wanted to kill someone, he immediately apologized and said, "I am the one who disturbed the queen's rest. I will wait outside the camp. When the queen has rested, you only need to send someone to call her!"

This noble man is too difficult to serve. It was you who asked for a meal, so is it wrong for you to invite him after the meal is ready?

Could it be that I have been in the army for too long and my voice was too loud, disturbing the Empress?
For a moment, Tan Wu still felt a little guilty.

"Go away~~~~"

Okay, the guilt is gone.
Tan Wu quickly turned and left.

Outside the camp, he stopped at the entrance and waited. When he saw Ku He and the other two arriving, he smiled bitterly, bowed, pointed in the direction of the dining place, and then waited again.

Ku He did not show any sign of abnormality, but Mu Peng glanced towards the place where the women were resting, and then asked Ruan Yu to accompany his master there first.

Inside the account.

After another delay of some time, the couple finally finished what they had done. Li An, with a relieved look on his face, pulled Haitang Duoduo out of the house after wiping her face with clean water.

Ignoring Tan Wu who had been waiting outside for a long time, he glanced at the footprints on the ground and headed towards the dining place.

There is a saying: Don’t ask about success or failure when you enter the door, just look at the face and you will know!
This originally meant that the rise and fall of a family can be known by looking at a person's facial expression, and a person's state of mind is always reflected in his or her facial expression.

But Ku He's slightly narrowed eyes only noticed that there was something wrong with the blush on her little disciple Haitang's face. She turned her eyes and focused on the unusually calm Li An, and said slowly: "Queen, please take a seat."

No one knew that at this moment Ku He felt deeply relieved and satisfied.

Haitang lived up to his teachings over the years and understood his feelings best. In this way, Li An and Da Qi became one and could no longer be separated.
"Thank you, Master Imperial Advisor and General Uesugi, for waiting for so long."

"Your Highness, what are you talking about? Your Excellency, the Saint, please take a seat quickly." Shangshanhu smiled generously, waved his hand and said loudly: "Bring them all up!"

Behind the curtain, the guards came in one after another and placed plates of mutton on the table. The mutton was steaming hot and appetizing.

"National Master, Madam, everyone."

"please!"

(End of this chapter)