Joy of Life: I, a man, became the Queen of Northern Qi?

Chapter 168 Busy Night (I)

After the banquet in the front hall ended, His Majesty the Emperor returned to Yong'an Palace early.

At this time, calming incense was lit in the hall. The faint fragrance was refreshing and made people feel very comfortable.

The most important thing is that this extremely gorgeous but actually empty and cold palace now has a little more popularity due to the return of Ang Lee, which makes people feel warm and comforted in their hearts.

It is not certain whether Zhan Doudou has recovered his strength. Although he dragged Xiaomaoer along, the battle with Li An broke out again. This is a sign of rebounding from the bottom, and it also reflects the joy in Zhan Doudou's heart.
Embroidered bed.

The little emperor exhaled with difficulty and said intermittently: "Why are you in such a hurry? Can't you wait a while?"

"I don't know if it's because you've been away for too long, but I've been thinking about these things all the time today." She stretched out her hand and drew circles on Li An's chest, then said with a hint of nostalgia and an intoxicated smile: "My husband, you look particularly charming tonight."

Li An directly slapped the little emperor on the elastic part without saying anything.

The beauty snorted softly, looked sideways at the sleeping kitten on the other side, bit her lip and leaned close to Li Ang's ear and said, "Actually, my husband, you can be a little rougher. The kitten is sleeping soundly and can't hear my voice."

When Li An heard this, how could he bear it anymore?
(Omitted)

The duel with Doudou was like Jiang Boyue angrily beating Cai Xukun - commonly known as Jiang Wei fighting a chicken.

Seeing the little emperor who had fallen asleep, Li An gently pinched her neck, and she felt her breathing become smoother. After doing the same to the little cat, Li An got up, washed up, changed his clothes, and fled out of Yong'an Palace, disappearing into the night.

The direction he was heading was not to the Saint Lady's place, but to Shoukang Palace.
When Li An arrived at his destination, he saw the female official guarding outside the courtyard from a distance, which was very unusual.

Shoukang Palace covers a large area, and naturally there are side rooms inside for female officials to stay at night. In the past, female officials were on duty inside, but tonight they were "driven" out to stand guard. The Queen Mother went to the toilet without bringing paper - what a pity!

It was precisely because of this anomaly that Li An had a flash of thought in his mind, but he also felt that it made sense.
The winter wind is refreshing, and this is the north, so the dry air makes Li An feel refreshed. It is easy to bypass the female official of the seventh rank, and Li An floats to the window like a lustful ghost, and gently opens the wooden window. Uh, it doesn't open, it seems that the Queen Mother has been prepared!

But it doesn’t matter!

He placed one hand on the center of the window, and with a slight movement of his Qi, the wooden bolt inside was silently lifted. He gently opened the wooden window again, and Li An turned over and entered silently.
"Can this lady have night vision like me?"

The room was a little too dark.

Li An muttered to himself and looked towards the wooden couch, but did not see the Queen Mother.

He took two quick steps to the center and turned his head to look, only to see that in the darkness, the empress dowager was sitting at the table in the main hall, drinking tea with her eyes lowered.

As if she had sensed someone breaking into her bedroom at night, the Queen Mother was not afraid. Instead, she placed the teacup on the table, bit her teeth and whispered, "What are you doing in Shoukang Palace?"

doing what?
Of course it’s about being a human being!

"I know the Queen Mother missed me, so I rushed to see her."

"What do you mean?" The Queen Mother's thin lips trembled slightly, and she asked in a hoarse voice, "Didn't we just meet at the banquet?"

"Your Majesty, don't you understand what I mean?"

Li An said: "Since the Queen Mother didn't want me to come, why did she let the female officials stand guard outside the courtyard? Don't say it's for a quiet rest. Drinking so much tea in the middle of the night will make it difficult to sleep."

I looked around, but it was so dark that even with night vision I couldn't see clearly.

Night vision is not omnipotent, at least there must be a little light, right? Even if the light is dim, this is what allows Ang Lee to use his night vision. The reason why people can see at night is that light is refracted on objects and then enters the human eye.
"It's dark inside the bedroom, and the Queen Mother has locked the doors and windows. I'm afraid even the gaps have been blocked by silk cloth? Aren't you worried about the lack of air and difficulty breathing?"

Li An slowly walked to the Queen Mother, reached out and pinched her jaw, then slowly lifted it up.

"Who are you planning to defend against?"

Although the Queen Mother could not see Li An's expression, she could imagine what the man in front of her looked like.
"What do you want?"

The queen mother bit her lip. The pain from her lips forced her to cheer herself up and hold her temper. She said sternly, "I have locked the doors and windows, which has already expressed my refusal. You should retreat wisely!"

She felt very complicated at this moment.

Although Li An left in the middle of the banquet, her senses overcame her worldly views and her rationality returned to her brain, and she mustered up the courage to reject Li An again.

Although the doors and windows were locked, the court ladies were asked to leave Shoukang Palace and even the candles were extinguished, leaving no light at all, as if they were worried that the scene would happen again and be seen in an embarrassing manner.
"Did you take a bath specifically?"

Taking a deep sniff of the subtle fragrance from the empress dowager's neck, Li An felt extremely happy as it smelled so good without any trace of alcohol.

He also took the teacup and filled it up. After drinking two cups, he felt that it was not enough, so he just drank directly from the teapot. Just now, Li An wanted to deal with the little emperor as soon as possible. He had worked hard. He didn't pay attention when he came here. When he saw the mature woman, he felt dry mouth.
Putting down the teapot, Li An looked at his mother intently:
The colorful dress from the south of the Qing Kingdom was hanging on the beauty's body. The queen mother was cautious and slightly wrapped her chest, which made her plump breasts look turbulent. Whenever Li An made a move, she was like a frightened little rabbit, shaking wildly for a while, making Li An sigh at how elastic she was, and at the same time, he couldn't help but move his index finger and become distracted!
Excellent!

Very moist!

She is worthy of being the one who could stand out in such a dangerous place as the harem and become the queen or even the queen mother. The royal family’s strict selection is not deceiving me!

Even in such a dark environment, the Queen Mother felt that Li An's eyes were so burning, and they were like two searchlights, scanning her up and down while she was distracted.

She suddenly felt anxious, and replied, "I smell of alcohol, so I should take a bath before going to bed. As for drinking tea, it's just because I have something on my mind."

"Go to the couch."

"What?"

"I told the Queen Mother to go to the couch." Li An cleared his throat and asked curiously, "Or does the Queen Mother want to do it here first?"

The Queen Mother was filled with shame and anger when she heard this. She pinched her sleeves tightly with both hands.
Then he walked towards the wooden couch.
"Sure enough, I still can't resist him. Since it's unavoidable, I'd better go to the couch. It's better than being toyed with and humiliated by him in the main hall!"

"I will still have to resist for a while later. At the very least, I have to explain my intentions to him."

'Such a relationship cannot last long and should not exist!'

The Queen Mother was very familiar with her own bedroom, so she sat down on the head of the bed smoothly and quickly without any bumps.

The most familiar resting place also made her relax a little. What other place could give her a greater sense of security than her own bed?

However, just as the Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief, Li Ang's warm left hand suddenly climbed up her legs. Then, a gentle push came from her shoulders, and the Queen Mother fell into the quilt unwillingly.

"Just keep your clothes on. It's cold, don't freeze yourself." "After all, the process is not short."

Li An looked down at the queen mother, whose body was exposed and whose flesh was hidden. She wanted to defend herself again, and said quietly, "Don't block me! Did the queen mother forget the promise of eight times a month? This is a permanent agreement. Don't think I can let you go, and don't even think about cutting off contact!"

"Just accept your fate!"

Li An seemed to be able to sense what the Queen Mother was thinking and cut off all her escape routes.

'I accept my fate'

Although she still felt something was wrong, the queen mother did not dislike Li An's domineering attitude. After all, being able to get along with a charming young man who was a dozen years younger than her was touching to her soul.

"It is indeed as Li An said. I still have an agreement to have sex eight times a month. How can I go back on my word?"

"If you add in the three months he was away, I actually owe him almost 24 times."

With a long sigh, the Queen Mother felt a little surprised. How come such a long time had passed and Li An still hadn't made any move?

There is a saying that is like Schrödinger's fear, what you fear will come true.

Li An withdrew his left hand from the empress dowager's legs, slowly put his arm around her waist, and in an instant he was close to her, their noses touching, and they could see the light in each other's eyes.

Her heartbeat began to accelerate, causing the Queen Mother's breathing to quicken.

Li An's eyes were too sharp, so the Queen Mother simply closed her eyes and said in a low voice: "Come on!"

"Go easy. I haven't had that kind of experience in these days. I need to adapt."

"My dear sister, do you know that my brother has reached another realm during this period of time?"

It was like a bewitching hot breath blowing towards the Queen Mother's ears, making her tremble all over. It was also as if a spoon was stirring deep in her soul, making her ears hot and a blazing fire burning in her heart. The coldness of the outside world could no longer affect this uncultivated woman.

Without thinking much, she said in a trembling voice: "I know that you...you have become a grandmaster."

"Brother, I have not only reached another level of cultivation."

The lips and teeth gently pressed against the Queen Mother's lips, which felt delicate and moist, just like drinking a glass of warm wine, intoxicating. Without further explanation, he reached another realm, and the little conscience he had left could not stop Li An from moving.
(Omitted)

"Good brother! I'm sorry! Just now, I was just imagining things and doing unnecessary things to annoy you!"

"Don't worry, brother. I won't dare to do it again! What happened today will never happen again. I will never give you a hard time!"

The Queen Mother's legs stretched uncontrollably, and she begged, "Please let my sister go! No, no, I can rest for a while."

(Omitted again)

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have drunk so much tea. I'll wipe it off for you, my dear brother."

The Queen Mother breathed rapidly, with a look of joy on her face. She took the opportunity to wipe the water stains and took a deep breath. She was about to get a clean silk cloth to replace it, but Li An hugged her again, leaving her no chance to escape.

"Wait a little longer! There's a cold wind blowing in, and the water stains haven't been wiped off yet, don't let your good brother catch a cold!"

She didn't even think about whether the Grand Master would get sick and catch a cold?

(Omitted)
"You are so cruel, just kill my sister!"

The difference in combat power was too great. The Queen Mother threw away all her rules and elegance. Her eyes turned white and she cried hoarsely with tears in her eyes.
(Can only be omitted)

Damn, why does this woman sound like Doudou when she screams?
Even when scolding myself, I kept repeating the same two sentences: "You have no conscience" and "You are so cruel"
But the noise was too loud and even more creepy. Even if the Qi wall was maintained, it was not safe! It would be fine if she didn't pay attention. If the seventh-rank female official listened carefully, she would still be able to hear something wrong!

Pinching the empress dowager's chin, Li An blocked her breathing outlet.

The four lips lingered and bit each other fiercely.
At this moment, the Queen Mother's brain was empty, as if she had completely lost the ability to think, and even her body was completely limp. She only had one thought in her mind: I should have drunk more water just now.
At first, she could still remember the number of times she had repaid the debt, but now she can't remember it clearly.

In her confused state, she only hoped that this man (beast) (life) could have a little compassion, and feel a little remorse when seeing her in this state, and stop for a while.

A slapping sound was heard from below her back. It was Li Ang slapping her from time to time. Like a conditioned reflex, the Queen Mother followed his instructions and slowly adjusted her body in response.

Time passed slowly in this bustling atmosphere.

After a brief lull in the battle, the two men indulged in a satisfying cuddling session, and suddenly, the Queen Mother let out a quiet sigh.

"What's wrong?" Li An turned around and asked curiously.

I was working very hard just now, are you getting excited again?
"My sister and Doudou have had a lot of in-depth discussions in private these days. One of the things she talked about was urging her to give birth to a prince as soon as possible."

"There's no rush for this. Doudou's health is the most important."

"Brother, don't rush to refuse." The Queen Mother took a deep breath, barely broke free from Li An's arm and said, "In fact, not only the ministers in the court are looking forward to the birth of a prince, but Doudou also wants a child."

"Tell me honestly, brother, was it because of the advice and pressure from the court officials that you forced Doudou?"

Li An looked thoughtful and once again held the empress dowager in his arms. The wind outside was so cold, he must not catch a cold.

Seeing that the Queen Mother wanted to say something else, Li An rolled his eyes and rebuked: "Brother has a plan in mind for this matter. If sister dares to say more, then you will be punished in your next life!"

The destructive power of a single sentence is so enormous.

No matter what happened, the Queen Mother would not dare to do this.
She was just confused, what's the most important thing about health? Isn't it the same age that people give birth to children?
When I was younger than Doudou, I was pregnant with her and nothing happened. Besides, Doudou had practiced martial arts and had always been in good health.
The Queen Mother put her head on her good brother, and she didn't know where to put her hands for a moment, so she just rubbed Li Ang's body unconsciously.

Seeing that the Queen Mother had calmed down, Li An also breathed a sigh of relief.

Naturally, he would not explain to the Queen Mother the data compiled by later investigations, which stated that women have the most suitable and safest childbearing age, and it is not a question of whether or not they have learned martial arts. If an accident occurs, the danger will not be reduced at all!

Even if these things were explained to the Queen Mother, she would not understand. After all, she was an experienced person, so how could she listen to them?

It would be better to just show off your power and make the beautiful woman in your arms shut up.
He didn't know that the Queen Mother had a chance to catch her breath and was happily breathing the air in the palace.
(End of this chapter)