Joy of Life: I, a man, became the Queen of Northern Qi?

Chapter 187: Brother, come out to see God.
【Ding! 】

[To defeat Grandmaster Li Yunqian, please choose three of the following traits: Emperor, Power, Grandmaster-level Meridian-less Flesh, Arrogance, Inferiority, Suspicion, Grandmaster-level Kingly Qi, Jealousy, Forbearance, High-level Government Affairs, Cruel and Cold-blooded, Good at Planning, Grandmaster-level Boxing, High-level Swordsmanship, Leading the Army, Forced Villain Template, High-level Blacksmith, High-level Body Movement, Tyrant, Perseverance, One-third of Li Shimin, This is Chen Daoming]

[Current entry: Low-level additional issuance]

[Remaining time: 1 hour]

Northern Qi Shangjing City.

The sleeping palace of Yong'an Hall in the Imperial Palace.

The oil lamp in the room suddenly popped up and made a crackling sound. A sound that only he could hear suddenly came into Li Ang's mind and woke him up. He subconsciously sat up and took a alert attitude to ease the inexplicable excitement in his heart.

Release your spirit and integrate into the environment.

Everything familiar makes me feel safe again. I look at the overworked little emperor with his mouth open for breath. He is still so cute.
The little mouth opened and closed as if it was about to snore, and Li An suddenly had an idea.
This was not a good idea, and Ang Lee had no intention of putting it into practice.

People can't.
At least it shouldn't
Doudou is already very tired!

'Choose strong power, master-level meridian-less body, and master-level kingly true qi!'

Looking at Emperor Qing's most obvious traits, it turns out that he has gathered together the greatest advantages and disadvantages of an emperor. Generally speaking, they are positive. Otherwise, the national strength of Southern Qing would not be so strong today, and it would not be able to withstand the blood-sucking behavior of the eldest princess and the officials in the court.

Apart from other things, just these three qualities of 'handling high-level state affairs', 'good at making plans' and 'leading the army' show that Li Yunqian is not only a master-level old villain, but is indeed a qualified emperor, which makes Li An call him a man of both civil and military talents!
As I thought about it, I felt a sudden sharp pain in my body.

Li An couldn't help but grab the quilt with his hands, and his back, waist and abdomen began to shake violently. The tearing feeling in every tiny part of the body was the most unbearable!
Traits such as insensitive pain, facial expression control, and perseverance are caused by stress!

After a long time, the transformation of the body slowed down a little. Beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on the forehead and some blood was discharged from the body surface.

As the emotions subsided, the overwhelming power slowly faded away.
Xu Chu (now an eighth-rank official) who was on duty outside the Yong'an Palace suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and his hair stood on end. Fortunately, the inexplicable power came and went quickly, and he gradually returned to his usual calm.

Without much hesitation, Li An moved slowly and quickly towards the side room, using his body skills indoors. One can imagine how fast he was.

Soon, he took a bath.

"What did the Iron Judge do tonight? Did he go to the Qing Palace to favor the concubines in the harem on behalf of Li Yunqian?"

I don't know if he has this function?

Li An didn't dare to ask.
Crash.

The warmth in the water gradually relaxed his tired body, and Li Ang's thoughts drifted away.

How did he defeat Emperor Qing? The other party would not sit down calmly and play any chess game with the Iron Judge. The only way to defeat the other party was to fight. Li An, who had been ruthlessly demanded by Zhan Doudou in the past few days, immediately thought of taking the concubines in the harem.

There is no doubt that Li An can defeat Emperor Qing in that aspect.

He is very confident in himself!

Has anyone ever seen a beauty like the little emperor so tired that she snores in her sleep?

Hot water kept flowing from the wooden barrel along the iron pipe to maintain the temperature, and then slowly flowed out from the other side. With a wave of his hand, the shapeless system interface opened, and Li An swiped it like swiping a mobile phone:

[Host: Li An]

[Age: 16 years old]

[Overall strength: Grandmaster]

Looking at the current primary additional issuance entries, Li An felt a little irritated, and then rubbed his temples in annoyance. Over the past few months, Li An really understood what random entries were. That was really inhuman!

He knows his hair volume best. He doesn't even dare to fix the current effect, let alone continue to increase the primary hair growth item. His hair volume is so thick that he almost looks like a monster.
This thing must be a priceless treasure to those programmers in the previous life, right?

Even Doudou stared at her hair with envy more than once, and sometimes she even touched it unconsciously, as if she wanted to exchange hair with Li An. I don't know what these women are thinking.
Li Ang could explain the increase in hair volume by saying that he had good nutrition recently, but the random entries he came across in the past few months really made him feel a little depressed!
Intermediate theft: Consume energy to steal the target item. There is no need to see the real object. There is a certain distance limit. Steal two items from the target person completely randomly, twice a day.

(Originally, it was a basic theft entry that required stealing one item from the target once a day, until Li An once found the bellyband on Haitang Duoduo. At that time, the two were still in the military camp. God knows what the Saint thought of him! Maybe there would be some misunderstandings!)

Senior tailor: JK, cheongsam, OL uniforms, nun outfits with insufficient fabric, maids, nurses, black silk stewardess, various styles, rich colors, and even the sizes are difficult to describe. The most important thing is that he can add some defensive capabilities to his works!
(Li An was disdainful of this. He was already a queen, so how could he be a tailor again? He immediately piled the entry to the highest level! At this time, the little emperor on the bed was still wearing a white silk dress, and he also made himself more than a dozen pairs of underwear)

In short, it is very practical!
Primary Black Room: Ability to randomly capture an author and lock him up in the room. If the author fails to write 50,000 words within a day, the manuscript will be forcibly erased.

(When this entry came out, the mysterious man shuddered for no reason, and then ruthlessly skipped it. It was impossible to upgrade, and he would never upgrade in this lifetime. It was possible that he would write 100,000 or 200,000 words a day in the future.)

Lots and lots of them.

The only entries that were retained were intermediate theft and advanced tailoring. Li Ang shook his head in dissatisfaction.

Watching the remaining time on the panel decreasing little by little, Li An looked forward to the refresh of new entries.

"It's almost there, my hair will be back to normal size soon!"

【Ding! 】

[Current entry: Primary additional issuance]

[Experience value: 0/1]

[Primary additional issuance entry permanent fix failure]

[Reward calculation: None]

[Current entry in the updated entry: Primary Monster Gate! ]

[Experience value: 0/1]

[Primary Strange Door: Chant "Pineapple and Pineapple Honey" to open a visual/abstract door. You can reach any place you want by consuming energy. This can be done three times a day. Initially, it is a door. You need to connect and rivet between two points in the real world. The distance limit is 10 kilometers. The farther the distance, the more energy is consumed. The duration is seconds. If the action of opening the door is interrupted, it cannot be successfully activated.]

[Remaining update time for the entry: 29 days and 23 hours]

【Portable space: 210cm*210cm*210cm】

[Fixed entries: Intermediate Charm, Advanced Copy, Advanced Three Corpses, Advanced Suspicion, Intermediate Theft, Advanced Tailor]

Li An rubbed his eyes and couldn't believe what he saw. Is this teleportation?
Damn it!

Here it comes! The good stuff that Ang Lee has been waiting for is here!
What is this?
That is a must-have skill for traveling and sneaking around to steal people’s homes!

Li An was excited, he was extremely excited!!!
Without much hesitation, he jumped out of the water and used his Qi at full power to evaporate the water stains.

Not to mention, after integrating Emperor Qing's kingly cultivation and master-level body, the process of Li An's meridians moving the true energy was very short, it can be said that there was no loss! And the use of the true energy in the body was also not a bit of loss!
Great!

After getting dressed and arriving at the palace gate and setting a mark, Li An used his light body skills to rush towards the palace gate.

"My lady, what's the urgent matter?"

Seeing the Empress "flying away" in a hurry, Xu Chu outside the courtyard shouted loudly. It was still late at night, and the palace was too spacious. The outer room was not as bright as the palace. What was the Empress going to do so urgently?
"Shut up, stand still and don't move! I'll go buy some oranges and be back. If you make too much noise and wake up His Majesty, I'll skin you alive." The voice was getting farther and farther away, and Li An's back gradually merged into the darkness, slowly becoming small and blurry.

Xu Chu was left standing there alone, doubting himself and not daring to move.

The queen's power is getting stronger and stronger. Xu Chu also feels uncomfortable when he hears that sentence, thinking it is not a good thing. Buy oranges? Who will sell them to you at this time? What can be sold are real oranges?

"Commander Xu, the Queen is still taking care of you as always!"

"Isn't it? This is the thirteenth time that the Queen has said she wants to skin you alive, right?"

"The Queen really favors us! Why didn't Her Majesty say that she would skin us alive? Commander Xu must be favored by Her Majesty the Queen!"

A group of guards were flattering Xu Chu one after another. At this time, the Queen had already walked away, so she probably couldn't hear their whispers. This place was also quite far from the bedroom, so it shouldn't disturb Her Majesty.

Upon hearing this, Xu Chu grinned widely and laughed.

Of course not? Apart from Eunuch Zhao, who else in the entire palace could be so valued and trusted by the Empress like me?
No!

You are the only one!
He was so happy that he dared not move a step.
Without trying to hide, Li An's figure rushed to the palace gate tower with the whistling sound of the wind.

"who!"

"roll!"

"Yes, madam!"

A cold voice sounded at the huge doorway. Looking at the dark and thick wooden door, Li An raised the "door bolt" with one hand to set the second mark, then whispered "pineapple jackfruit" and pushed the door open.
The next second, Li An returned to the bedroom of Yong'an Palace.

Fun!

There was no dizzy feeling, I just pushed the door and walked out normally. The scene in front of me was seamlessly transformed into the scene inside the hall while my vision was confused. I guess this distance didn't consume much energy.

Ang Lee felt very satisfied!
Is it that "pineapple jackfruit" that must be read? The system is not humane at all!

[Ding! Gain experience points +1]

[The entry for the primary monster gate is permanently fixed.]

[Reward calculation in progress]

[The entry for the primary monster gate is permanently fixed! Reward: three Vitality Pills and three Ten-fold Tonic Pills (pending)]

[Advanced entry: Intermediate Monster Gate]

[Intermediate level strange door: Nine times a day, three doors can be set. Distance limit is 100 kilometers. Closing time can be adjusted by yourself, the longest is seconds.]

Hey, just wait and see!
If Ang Lee hadn't turned the palace into a maze, he would have wasted this magical skill!

It wasn't that he was playing around, but he actually wanted to upgrade the entry level as quickly as possible, so that he could suddenly appear in the capital of Qing Kingdom and take some things that needed to be taken.
"receive!"

He came to another door, marked it, and pushed it open again.

This time, Li An went towards the palace where Haitang Duoduo lived. Strictly speaking, Haitang was no longer the Holy Maiden of Northern Qi. She was canonized as the concubine of the young emperor, Empress Wu of Great Qi.

"You, my lady."

"Shut up!"

Xu Chu looked at the Queen who "flew" over his head again. For a moment, his already clumsy mouth couldn't express clearly what he wanted to say, so Li An ordered him to block it.

Those oranges. Did you buy them so quickly?
[Ding! Suspicion of Xu Chu succeeded! Please choose the direction of thinking adjustment]

'loyalty!'

[Adjustment successful! 】

"My lord commander, when did you see the queen return to the palace?" a guard asked in a low voice, his tone a little weak. Without asking, one could tell why he was so scared.

In their minds, the three words "Grand Master" are synonymous with gods. They are beings that can perform all kinds of miraculous deeds, but this definitely does not include appearing suddenly like a ghost!
No matter how high your martial arts skills are, even if your eyes can't keep up, you can always hear the sound, right?

Xu Chu was also a little unsure. He recalled some ghost stories his mother had told him when he was a child, and trembled as he said, "Don't let your imagination run wild! Who is the Queen? She is the deity of our Great Qi. It's normal for her to have some magical powers that mortals can't understand!"

Is it normal?
The guards around tightened their swords at their waists, as if this would give them a sense of security.

The Northern Qi Palace became darker and deeper at night.
When Li An opened Haitang Duoduo's door and walked in, Concubine Wu sat up straight and called her lover a prodigal son who had returned, "My husband, have you thought about it?"

"Stop it, something's wrong!"

Li An was wearing a long red robe, his eyebrows were like rapiers, and his face was serious.

Haitang Duoduo nodded, then slowly took off her clothes and murmured, "What about afterwards?"

After coughing lightly, Li An said slowly: "Let's talk about it later!"

Turning around, closing the door and marking it, Li An said "Pineapple and Jackfruit" with some inexplicable shame, and once again returned to the bedroom of Yong'an Palace. The strange scene in the door behind him also slowly dissipated after he passed through, and it was obvious that the duration of the scene was controlled.
After some careful operation, he actually noticed something strange this time. There was indeed some loss of energy, but not too much, and he could totally bear it.

It seems that this kind of strange door with a short distance and a short duration cannot affect me. I just don’t know how much consumption it will take to reach a high-level strange door for a long distance traverse, or to keep the door open for a long time.

Looking at the energy pill lying in the space, Li An seemed to be lost in thought.

Energy Pill: Energy is permanently increased slightly, and a small amount of deep sleep can make up for the consumption to meet daily needs.

He took out two energy pills and swallowed them, and suddenly a cool feeling came from his brain. Apart from the loss from opening two doors in a row, even the tiredness from tonight's hard work was gone.

What a good thing!

The remaining one should be kept for emergency use or given to Doudou, as she is quite tired from handling state affairs these days.
After marking the remaining door (the bedroom had three doors, one in the middle and two on the left and right), Li An played with it happily like a naughty boy who had found something new. He once again muttered the cursed pineapple and jackfruit formula in his mind, walked out of the hall and headed towards Shoukang Palace.

Seeing the Queen flying over his head for the third time, Xu Chu chose not to speak this time.

"You bastard, you didn't even ask me to come and ask for my errand? I'll skin you alive when I get back!"

Li An glared at Xu Chu, who was stunned, with hatred.

This idiot, does he still have any respect for me? Not only did he not even say hello to me, he even seemed indifferent to my scolding!
Damn it!

Humph, right now is the most important thing.
Seeing the queen's elegant figure disappearing once again, the guards no longer had the heart to discuss the matter. They seemed to be still in a dream and only murmured:

"Brother, come out and see God."

(End of this chapter)