Me and countless me.

Chapter 202: Gossip and Laughter about Immortal Matters

Singing and dancing are naturally leisure and entertainment activities, but for most disciples of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, things became more complicated after Li Ke came.

That's why Li Ke specially organized a music conference.

Li Ke even developed the Three Kingdoms Kill.

"If anyone invades our territory, we will defeat him!"

The eldest brother, who had just finished forging, suddenly threw a card onto the table, and then found that he could not activate his skills, which was considered a blunder. Before he could apologize, he was pinned to the ground and beaten by the second and third brothers.

On one side, the monkey was playing mahjong and poker with the other disciples, while on the other side, some were even playing flying chess and Monopoly.

These disciples of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain only need to work and study hard, but Li Ke has a lot to consider.

Li Ke was drawing blueprints, planning and thinking about the future.

As for why it is done at this time?

Patriarch Bodhi has many treasures here, such as the medicinal properties of various plants, the effects of different plants and substances on humans, demons, immortals and ghosts, as well as explanations based on the worldview of Journey to the West.

In addition, there are many other things, such as mountains, rivers, and the specific appearance of the four continents.

Li Ke only took a glance and knew that this was definitely a treasure.

Because even what is produced there is recorded specifically. If you read it in conjunction with different versions of the Shan Hai Jing in this world, you can get a general idea of ​​the local products and customs.

but--

This is based on the fact that Li Ke has all kinds of modern natural conditions, knowledge of customs and geography, and countless short videos in the Internet era in his mind.

But even so, Li Ke was still confused.

"The sun is extremely hot, the soil and rocks are all sand, there is little water, and there is no head... What is the temperature, the degree of desertification of the land, and other things? And what is headless? Is it another name for Aconitum? Isn't there a picture?"

Li Ke looked at what was in front of him and couldn't help scratching his head.

It is obvious that the current climate will not be exactly the same as the Earth in the future. Moreover, the world of Journey to the West is guarded by gods, harassed by monsters, and contains all kinds of magical creations.

The geographical environment cannot be the same.

Then the credibility of these ancient books becomes a problem, and as a result, the series of arrangements, policy thinking and development based on these maps and ancient books will become a problem.

After all, God knows when these maps were made and what the situation of these things is.

Moreover, without real-time maps such as satellite internet, it is difficult for people to conduct a series of surveys and planning work directly and specifically. But as long as there are satellite maps, or holographic maps or something like that, he can think about people's livelihood and construction issues very well, without having to look at this abstract map to think.

"These problems are probably because paper was not widely available, so words were very precious and there were few paintings... Well, but now I have made rice paper, so the problem is not that big. But it will take one or two hundred years to see the results..."

But when Li Ke thought of this, he couldn't help but think of one thing.

"Those with great magical powers can sweep across the three realms with a single thought. What about the gods with lesser magical powers, and those who become immortals because of doing good deeds and good deeds? Won't these people have a lot of problems when they do things like this?"

Touching his chin, Li Ke thought of all kinds of TV dramas and stories in which gods cast spells to bring rain out of pity for mortals, and then various problems arise, resulting in him being punished for his good intentions, and then bystanders saying that the rules of heaven are ruthless.

So a real-time map based on the Internet and holographic map appeared in Li Ke's mind instantly, which was based on the magic weapon of the gods and could allow everyone to observe the changes in the heaven and earth, mountains, rivers, and the magic power of the gods in real time.

It is not so easy to popularize paper. It requires laying out the industrial chain, making the paper-producing industry self-sustaining, cracking down on the nobles who want to monopolize knowledge, and a lot of other things. If you want to fully popularize it, it will take at least one or two hundred years.

Of course, if you have reliable and loyal subordinates with tens of thousands of people who share the same ambition, that would be another matter.

But unfortunately it can't become popular in this era because the productivity is so poor.

However, the magic weapons of the gods are different. As long as someone wants, they can be easily iterated.

At that time, as long as you click on the map of a place on this magic weapon, you will be able to see the minerals, water resources, vegetation, species and species numbers, saline-alkali land, temperature, climate change, climate and species changes over hundreds or even thousands of years, as well as what happened here and the impact on the local area.

There is also the local population, culture, customs, education level, accent, and even the fertility, population situation, medical conditions, and economic level of each household.

As well as the transfer of some local officials, the gods and wizards on duty, demons, ghosts, practitioners, and ghosts that had not been dealt with in time.

When necessary, we can even add the Sky Eye system to hunt down some demons and monsters...

You don’t need too many powerful magic weapons, you just need a place like a server.

Li Ke wrote down his ideas on the paper he made while thinking, writing them in the manner of an essay. He wrote down his thoughts in a fluent and fluent manner, breaking the paper into pieces. His continuous movements gave the monkey beside him a headache.

This is the habit of Wang Mang in this world. He likes to think while writing, and then show it directly to the person who needs to do the work so that he can understand what he is thinking.

This was also forced out.

These people really don’t understand many things that modern people take for granted.

So Li Ke thought, wrote, and even muttered to himself.

"According to my understanding, magic weapons can easily do these things, and this way it is very convenient to manage the immortal department, and many unnecessary positions can also be transferred. Well, this is a big problem. No one likes unemployment, but it is not a conflict. The most critical function of this thing is to reduce the cost of governance and save time. The specific implementation still depends on people's on-site inspection, and there are enough places in the sky for people to live in. But in fact, the immortals are actually quite lazy in their work. Kuimulang skipped work for so long and no one found out, so in fact, a punch-in system should be developed. The roll call system is too backward. Although I don’t like DingTalk either... But I have to say that the punch-in system can actually be effectively managed, but it is difficult to implement welfare benefits..."

Li Ke thought of Tianwaitian, which was where all kinds of gods retired. So the saved jobs could be used to go to other places, or to retire in Tianwaitian. But after thinking for a long time, Li Ke found that these problems could only be solved by himself becoming the Jade Emperor.

So Li Ke stopped thinking about the gods and stopped what he was doing and sneered.

"But the affairs of the heavens have nothing to do with me. A powerful person can figure it out easily. I can figure it out, so how can a powerful person not figure it out? It's none of my business..."

With this mentality, Li Ke stopped writing and continued looking at the map, preparing for his future rule. However, he frowned when looking at the map, because the clarity of the map, the local product conditions and the population situation were the basis for his future management of the world, because data and intelligence would contain false information.

If you only have industrial knowledge but don't know the specific local conditions, there will still be problems when hiring people.

Because these people know the specific conditions in some places, or at least know the specific conditions of their own base, and will not be fooled by a few casual words from officials and local landlords.

Data falsification still exists in the Internet age, and it was even more so in the feudal era. It is also one of the reasons why many emperors later looked like idiots.

It is also difficult for modern Internet systems to collect comprehensive data, but this is not a problem for immortals.

This problem can be easily solved by just using a magic weapon or something like that.

So, Li Ke thought of someone.

Patriarch Bodhi! So, Li Ke spoke the next day when Patriarch Bodhi finished his sermon.

"Teacher... I have a favor to ask of you."

Looking at Patriarch Bodhi, Li Ke spoke respectfully.

Patriarch Bodhi looked at Li Ke and was silent for a while.

"Call me Taoist friend."

"Yes, Master."

Patriarch Bodhi shook his head helplessly.

"Fellow Daoist, I already know what you are asking for, but in order to achieve your wish, you need to seek the approval of the gods in charge of this matter in heaven... It is not against the rules for you to learn from me, but you must think carefully. Those who are destined by heaven will have extraordinary experiences."

Patriarch Bodhi spoke very seriously.

Li Ke nodded. He understood what Patriarch Bodhi meant. That is, if he got too much help from the gods, then Liu Xiu would also have some.

But no matter what, he has to think of ways to govern the country. Even if he really fails, these things will be handed over to the final winner.

As for the development of knowledge and productivity, even if he himself cannot promote it, he will force others to promote it.

After all, he had to fight against fate, and death was the only thing he could do. He had already realized this.

Moreover, it does not mean that you cannot be reborn after death in this world. If you have accumulated so many merits, you can be reborn into a good family after death!

What's more, he has the support of Sun Wukong. Even if he is really suppressed in the underworld, he will only be in the pit for 500 years. He will be rescued after the monkey becomes a Buddha!
"Well, then, follow me. Today, I will teach you how to communicate with the heavens and how to reach the heavens."

After Patriarch Bodhi finished speaking, he flicked his whisk and walked into the house with Li Ke.

Li Ke hurriedly thanked him and followed Master Bodhi inside. Then Master Bodhi began to tell Li Ke how to write official documents from Heaven, the jargon used in Heaven's official documents, the different ways in which Heaven's official documents were delivered, how they would be handled, and things like the symbols of various gods.

Li Ke listened to a lot of things for a long time and found that this was what the public knew as talismans and summoning gods.

The talismans are also invoked with the power of gods. They are not the grenade-like things created in the novels about cultivating immortals. Invoking gods is even simpler, with the help of the power of gods, as well as their soldiers and horses.

After finishing his speech, Patriarch Bodhi gave Li Ke a scroll.

"You have not yet cultivated, nor do you hold an official position as an immortal. This is not a Taoist temple. If you submit a petition to the heaven, it will be mistaken for a mortal's mistake. So before you have cultivated magical powers, you can use this scroll to apply for immortal magical powers. After burning it, this scroll will automatically recover. Just use it... I have already written down what you want on it. You can burn it and submit it yourself. But have you really thought it through?"

Li Ke took the yellow brocade scroll, spread it out with a smile, and found that Patriarch Bodhi had already written a specific document for him, and also wrote down his ideas about the map. But Li Ke didn't care. After all, could this scroll be sent to the Jade Emperor?
Besides, would the Jade Emperor read what a small shrimp like me wrote?

"I've really thought about it."

Therefore, Li Ke did not look back, but happily answered Bodhi Patriarch's questions and burned the scroll according to the rules and procedures.

By the way, in order to show his respect, Li Ke used the highest standards.

then--

"There is another powerful person from the lower world who has come to the heavens to report!"

The officer on duty looked at the golden scroll in his hand and found that it was a brocade scroll made by a powerful magician. Looking at the ceremony below, he couldn't help but frown.

"It seems to be a big deal to be able to make a powerful person so serious."

So, the officer on duty thought about it and felt that there was no need for a small official like himself to get into so much trouble, so he directly handed it over to his superior with the highest standards.

His superior looked at the scroll, the performance of the officer on duty, and the complete ceremony.

"No ordinary great master would be so serious... It looks like a big deal, so I'd better not get involved."

So, the superior thought about it and decided that it would be better for a small fry like him not to slack off. It is better to be disliked for being serious than to make mistakes.

Therefore, he also sent it up very seriously with the highest standards.

His boss, and his boss's boss, all thought so too.

So, Li Ke's brocade scroll was slowly spread out on the Jade Emperor's desk, and Li Ke's series of ideas all appeared in the eyes of the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor pondered for a while, then seriously put down the teacup in his hand, counted with his fingers for a while, nodded with satisfaction, then closed his eyes, and his mind went to the residence of Taishang Laojun, and the two discussed for a while.

and so--

"Oh, catching monsters is such an easy job. After catching them, I can still play around in the mortal world for a year or so..."

Nezha stretched himself and returned to the Heavenly Palace. However, when he passed by a palace, he saw a group of Heavenly Officials discussing something fiercely. They were also saying things like, "Don't let me find out who submitted the report," "I only need to complete the mission, and I can go wherever I want. Is that the way to play? Add me in! I'm going to skin him alive!", "I must kill this guy!", and so on.

Among them, the emotions of the twenty-eight constellations were the most intense, and they had already picked up their weapons and prepared to descend to the earth.

"Even though he's already a god, he's still so arrogant. It's really true that the gods are declining and people's hearts are no longer the same..."

Nezha shook his head and returned to his temple, then he saw the Jade Emperor's edict, which consisted of hundreds of thousands of words. It was all about the new regulations for attendance in the Heavenly Court in the future, as well as a new standard map magic weapon.

Also discovered was a magic weapon made of two nails called Dingding.

"Dingding? What is that? Did Taishang Laojun practice it?"

So, Nezha opened the terrifyingly long edict and began to read it.

"According to the suggestions submitted by the monks from the lower realm..."

Then, Nezha saw the attendance recorded to the second, as well as the new attendance for coming to the earth, and various new rules and regulations and new things. Although there were a lot of holidays, there was no time to slack off!

According to his work, in the past when he went down to the mortal world to capture big demons, he could play in the lower world for a year or two. But after this new attendance record, he will have to go back after eliminating the demons. Although he can still go down to the mortal world to have fun during holidays, when he goes down to the human world, he cannot use any magic power at all, and he has to make money by himself and can no longer cast spells!

In addition, there is more than two thousand years of work data that needs to be supplemented!
then--

"Who the hell put him on the list! Who is it?! Where?!"

Nezha returned to his former violent self.

(End of this chapter)