Me and countless me.

Chapter 222 Wang Mang Quickly Communicates with Liu Xiu
"I'm not kidding. After all, this sister Yin Lihua is quite special."

Wang Shiqi blinked and gave Li Ke a very cute expression, which made Li Ke even more confused.

Because Wang Shiqi's eyes can see the past and the future, so Wang Shiqi is definitely not talking nonsense, but he is not the kind of person who would abandon someone after having fun with them.

This is the case with the pirate Li Ke over there. Although he doesn't have any feelings for the women around him, he treats them with respect.

That is to say, Hancock would go crazy occasionally, but he didn't say anything else.

"What did you see?"

So Li Ke took Wang Shiqi's hand and asked.

“Huff, huff, huff… In short, my husband, just wait. Look, isn’t it coming?”

Wang Shiqi did not answer Li Ke directly, but pointed to the maid who was walking outside.

The maid's expression was also quite strange, so when she came to Li Ke's arms to report, her tone was also quite odd.

These maids were all Wang Shiqi's personal servants, and were basically Li Ke's concubines, so they knew very well what was going on between Li Ke and Wang Shiqi. Naturally, they were Wang Shiqi's personal servants, so even when Li Ke asked them with his eyes, the maids did not answer, but just pushed Li Ke together with Wang Shiqi.

"Master, you will know when you go out and see."

Li Ke went out to look with even more confusion, and then he saw that the expressions of everyone in the mansion were very strange, and the faces of his uncle's people were very ugly.

Li Ke frowned, ignored those who wanted to stop him, walked out of the palace directly, and then -

Under the sunlight, the gleaming armor pieces were woven into a very majestic full-body armor, worn by people with an average height of 1.8 meters. There were about 5,000 people in the mighty procession. Not only that, Li Ke also saw a bunch of flintlock rifles and bags for replenishing ammunition on their bodies. In front of the square formation, there were also several relatively primitive cannons placed there.

The soldiers looked solemn and obeyed orders strictly. When Li Ke looked over there, he thought it was the legendary Yulin Army.

Led by twenty-eight men who looked very good at fighting, their eyes widened the moment they saw him, and some even subconsciously raised their weapons.

Just at this time, a subtle fragrance of lotus wafted out of the house, and three old men, one with a tortoise shell, one with a hoe, and one with a bear tooth necklace, walked out of Li Ke's vegetable garden. The one with the bear tooth necklace was even gnawing on a chicken bone. The three of them stood quietly in the crowd, looking like they were watching a good show.

Out of the corner of Li Ke's eye, he saw a man walking his dog and talking to his family's cook, whose surname was Du.

Then in an instant, Li Ke found that the expressions of these twenty-eight generals became very kind.

But in front of everyone, what Li Ke saw was a girl, a gorgeous girl wearing a red robe and holding a sword.

And this girl is Yin Lihua!
But, shouldn’t Yin Lihua be in the sedan?

Li Ke looked at the sedan chair behind Yin Lihua, feeling somewhat puzzled, but also very happy, because if these were the soldiers brought by Yin Lihua, then with just these five thousand soldiers, he would be able to control the Han people after they were annihilated.

"Yin Lihua! I've finally waited for you!"

Although he had doubts, Li Ke rushed towards Yin Lihua who was riding on the horse without hesitation. However, at this moment, Yin Lihua drew out the long sword in her hand and placed it across Li Ke's neck!
"Oh? Are you going to marry Yin Lihua?"

As they were talking, a gentle woman came out of the sedan chair and smiled at Li Ke, who was completely stunned.

"This is……"

Yin Lihua couldn't help laughing, and then lifted Li Ke's chin with her sword.

"This is Yin Lihua, the one you want to marry! Why, you don't dare to come forward?"

Li Ke was confused. Although he had known for a long time that the girl was not using her real name, when he called her Yin Lihua, she did not refuse!

And he asked me to pass through, with the sword across my neck, who would dare to pass through?

As for his current status, is it too much for someone to hold his neck in the street?
If you have 5,000 fully armored soldiers with horses, you can stay overnight in the palace at the end of any dynasty!

Li Ke immediately thought of the expression of his wife Wang Shiqi, and immediately knew that his wife Wang Shiqi had already seen this scene, so Li Ke speechlessly bowed to Yin Lihua.

"May I ask this lady's name?"

Liu Xiu finally couldn't help laughing. Looking at Li Ke's puzzled expression, he felt relieved immediately. He knew that Li Ke didn't mean to give him up, so he put away his sword gracefully.

"Liu Xiu!"

Li Ke: “…………”

Li Ke: “??!!!”

Li Ke subconsciously took two steps back, looking at this beautiful woman who had an affair with him and even rode on him that night without any girlish shyness. He pointed his finger at her and even began to tremble.

He felt his head buzzing now.

I understand, I understand everything. He finally understands why this woman always says she wants to use his head as a wine glass!

"you?"

"Liu Xiu?!"

"Yeah, what? Are you going to break the promise? You promised me that you would grow old with me, and that you would not die before I did. If you died, you would give me your head as a wine glass!"

Liu Xiu looked at Li Ke with a smile and told him about their previous agreement.

Li Ke: “…………”

Li Ke wanted to faint now.

Seeing him like this, everyone present, except the twenty-eight generals, burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

Among the laughing crowd, standing next to the three old men, there was an old lady who looked very kind and was surrounded by a group of women, an old Taoist priest who set up a stall to tell fortunes, a monk with a big belly and a festive face, a middle-aged Indian who looked very steady, and an old Indian who was selling Indian oil lamps.

In addition, the man selling bamboo mats on the street called out his two wives, and four people who seemed to be from all over the world were also talking to each other. One of them even looked very familiar with an old man holding a fishing rod.

Even a middle-aged man who looked rich or noble and was holding a folding fan and was vaguely surrounded by countless people walked up to Li Ke and bowed to congratulate him.

"Congratulations, you are now enjoying the blessing of all people. However, you must do more good deeds and treat the people well to gain the respect of the people. After all, you only have sixteen years of luck, not yet seventy years old. You can no longer be idle like you were when you were a child. Also, you can kill people, but don't pollute the land."

This figure of less than 70 years old instantly alerted Li Ke, because Wang Mang was 69 years old, almost 70 years old when he died! And he was only emperor for 16 years!

"Ah? What do you mean, sir?"

But the middle-aged man just gave Li Ke an unfathomable smile, then walked away with a smile.

"When the time comes, you will know it."

What kind of old-fashioned fantasy novel routine is this?!
Li Ke was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but he found that Liu Xiu, Yin Lihua, and other people around him did not react to this middle-aged man. But when he looked for this middle-aged man again, he found that the other person's figure had disappeared! And the laughter around him also disappeared.

However, he felt as if there was something extra in his hand.

So Li Ke hurriedly looked down and saw a large seal appeared in his hand, but he only had time to see the two words "Yinshi" before the seal turned into a ray of light and entered his body!

Liu Xiu also returned to normal at this time. He just looked at Li Ke who was a little dazed, and stretched out his sword again, of course, this time with a scabbard, and lifted Li Ke's chin again?

"What do you mean? Don't you welcome me? Or do you think my dowry is not enough?"

Liu Xiu looked at Li Ke, wondering why Li Ke cared so much about his name. Li Ke looked at Liu Xiu, thought about what he had just experienced, and sighed helplessly.

It seemed that his life had been plotted since he was born, and his every word, action, thought, and idea were probably seen by these gods.

And he said he would not pollute the land...

Li Ke subconsciously touched his arms, and the uranium 235 that had been processed by Tang Seng Li Ke had disappeared.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Li Ke finally understood what a powerful person meant.

As soon as we were planning a nuclear explosion, they already knew about it.

"That Tang Monk even asked me why I care so much about fate... The damn director should come down in person!"

Li Ke, who was in a complicated mood, looked at the girl in front of him with a puzzled expression, and suddenly made up his mind that he could not let the destiny look down on him! Let those gods who wove this destiny for him look down on him!

He simply reached out his hand and pulled the girl off the horse, then grabbed Yin Lihua who was watching the fun, and spoke to the confused housekeeper.

"Let's have the feast! Let's have a big buffet and invite everyone in the city to eat! And bring me a wedding dress, too!"

Start the feast early and end the ceremony early. He wants to let this woman who deceived his feelings and played with him with gods know what it means to defeat destiny!
He will not lose to Liu Xiu!
As a result, the entire Wang family's power was mobilized. Under the maintenance of law and order by the soldiers led by Liu Xiu, half of the people in Chang'an City tasted the food that Li Ke made when he had nothing to do. Even potatoes and corn appeared on the table at this moment and were loved by various wealthy families and guests.

When leaving, Li Ke knew this was an opportunity and took the chance to ask all the departing guests to take away a potato and a corn, as well as a piece of paper with instructions on how to grow these crops.

then--

"I finally understand what's going on."

Nezha sat at the buffet, gnawing on sweet potato ribs while looking at Yang Jian who was teasing Roaring Sky Dog with chicken bones, feeling speechless.

"But I don't understand, why don't you even tell your brother?"

Yang Jian looked at Nezha speechlessly.

"Do you think that the Great Celestial Venerable let us know who proposed the rectification proposal and made the destiny people of this life a man and a woman for no reason? Didn't I make it clear when I brought you here last time?"

"Who understands your family's affairs? You uncle and nephew are in tune with each other. I understand."

Nezha rolled his eyes, thinking that Yang Jian was just looking for trouble, and Yang Jian almost punched Nezha after hearing Nezha's sarcastic words.

Doesn't he seem to have a good relationship with his uncle?!

There are so many gods!

And didn’t you see his uncle also eating at the side? !

Wouldn't it be nice to give the Great Lord some face?

After taking a look at the table where his uncle was toasting, Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief, because his uncle definitely didn't have time to observe the conversation between him and Nezha.

Nezha didn't continue teasing Yang Jian because there was a group of unlucky guys on the other side.

"But I think the most unlucky ones are the twenty-eight constellations. They came here with all their might to beat up Taoist Li Ke, but now..."

After finishing a pork chop, Nezha pointed at the twenty-eight constellations standing guard and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Not to mention that his personal vendetta was seen by so many big shots, but the lord he was loyal to was also slept with someone else. Such a thing was enough to make these twenty-eight constellations be laughed at for a long time.

After all, there is nothing fun in heaven.

The most important thing is that these 28 people can't eat. Although the dishes on the table are not rare, they taste good, and each one has its own unique flavor.

It’s a pity not being able to eat it.

"But they will be happy to see that people in the world can live in such peace as usual."

Yang Jian shook his fan, and Nezha subtly observed that the Great Heavenly Venerable was also shaking his fan at the same time, and the expressions and movements of the two people were the same.

Even the two people have the same taste in food!

But Nezha felt that if he used this matter to mock Yang Jian, they would probably no longer be brothers, so he changed the subject.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. I have to say that this beef stew with potatoes is really delicious, and the fried shredded potatoes are also delicious. In addition, these cold noodles made by that guy are also very delicious. And this, I always thought this thing was poisonous, but it can actually be eaten!"

Nezha immediately started talking about the dishes, and Yang Jian looked at them and nodded slightly.

Li Ke felt that he had not done much, but in fact he had done too much.

Simply by telling people how to make food that people today don't know is edible but people in the future will know and be edible, and continuing to popularize it, is merit enough to make one an immortal.

Not to mention those medical skills, mechanical skills, and things called physics and chemistry, each of which is a great merit.

Moreover, he didn't know where he got these things called potatoes and corn. In ancient times, he could even try to become a great celestial being.

In addition, he is very compassionate and responsible, and he has handled government affairs very well in the past few years, so...

"So, you will be in trouble in the future, brother... Some of the memorials you approved are not about matters of the living world..."

Great Celestial Lord, you never know what politeness is.

So, at night, after discussing with Liu Xiu how to shoot the group of insects, Li Ke, who was knocked down by the combined attack of Liu Xiu and Yin Lihua, fell into a deep sleep.

But just as he fell asleep, he vaguely felt that he was being helped to wash and dress, and then taken to a strange place. When he suddenly woke up, he found himself suddenly in a hall, and on his left were the Black and White Impermanence, on his right were the Ox-Head and Horse-Face, and in the front were ten people who looked very just and vicious.

And in his hand there was also a large seal that he had obtained during the day.

He quickly turned it over to look, and then saw four big words under the seal!

Treasure from the underworld!

At this time, a man who looked like a judge came over and smiled at him.

"Your Majesty, you are here? These are the memorials and documents you need to review today. Since this is your first day in court, there are not many, only about 180,000 kilograms. Please practice first."

As soon as he finished speaking, countless little ghosts began to carry rolls of bamboo tubes and piled them up towards Li Ke!

Li Ke: “???”

What's happening here? !

What did this do to me?

Is this still the Han Dynasty? ! !

But before he could figure out the situation, the next moment, countless brocades, bamboo tubes, animal skins, stone slabs, and animal armors with various texts written on them buried him on the desk!

But at this moment, the ten people with bright smiles on their faces kindly spoke up.

"It's time to approve the documents, Your Majesty!"

(End of this chapter)